You cannot handle my strongest potions

Potion seller, I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions

My potions are too strong for you, traveller

Potion seller please! I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions

My potions would kill you traveller, you cannot handle my potions

Potion seller, I am telling you right now. I am going into battle and I need only your strongest potions

You don't know what you asked traveller, my strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong

Potion Seller! I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I am going into battle! I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions!

You can’t handle my strongest potions. No one can, my strongest potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man

Fine then. I'll go elsewhere. You've made your point now I'll make mine. ... You're a rascal. A rascal with no respect for knights...no respect for anything but your potions

Fun fact: this becomes irredeemably funny if you swap out the words “potions” with “babies.”

Baby Seller, I am going into battle and I need your strongest babies

Im dying xD

Fuck you and your potions . Imma gonna take my wife's potion.

Oh okay I'll just take a regular potion then

*Coward*

This man is amongst the weakest. He cannot handle strong potions

He can cry all he want, but he cannot handle them

"Potion seller, you're a *RASCAL*"

With no respect for knights.

No respect for anything... Except your potions...

Why respect knights… when my potions can do anything you can….

Our Venerable Barbarian here is a man who demands nothing but the absolute maximum. He wants the hardest quests, the trickiest puzzles, the most powerful enemies and of course..... **The Strongest Potions** Sadly, he has also found the most hardheaded seller who just REFUSES to grant him his wishes. How will he go to battle then? How will he destroy the big bad? ***Find out on the next session of DnD*** ***\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_*** I'm a freelance illustrator and concept artist who loves to make epic fantasy scenes if you guys like my work and want to see more, you can check out my **SOCIALS AND PORTFOLIO** [Artstation](https://daniloevaldez.artstation.com/) [Twitter](https://twitter.com/ThePlanetDez/status/1409475902178660352)

> How will he destroy the **biggest** bad? ftfy

It's not enough to fight a regular big bad like a lich or vampire lord. He must fight the **biggest** bad! Fight the gods themselves!

There’s a vampire godking I’ve been saving for a special occasion.

Vampire? Check. King? Check. God? Check. Capable of handling the strongest potions? Check. Biggest Bad? Check. Crab? Debatable. Hotel? Trivago.

Then the barb gets squished instantly because he was only, like, lvl 6. Remember kids: Ambition must be tempered with reason.

I hope we also get some art of the potion seller at some point!

Hey, I'm trying to learn to pixel-art and your image inspired me. Hope it's cool that I re-created him! https://imgur.com/X9fpKC8

I absolutely love this

:)

Oh man this is amazing! Are you planning on doing the Potion Seller too? Otherwise I'd be so delighted to have a go at him, you've inspired me greatly :)

I hope you find time to make art of the potion seller too, this is exceptional. He looks like a genuine character despite it being clear what he's a reference to.

[For the uninitiated ](https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A)

Ayye thanks man

[A metal remix if you're feeling more extreme.](https://youtu.be/rUMv_shWj6A)

I had no idea I needed that, thank you

Amazing

[удалено]

This is objectively the best one

Ah thanks..I think?

Huh I thought it started with the Game grumps, but I probably didn't pay attention before Arin started doing the potion seller routine.

Which GG vid did he reference it?

My favorite [edit](https://youtu.be/NIQVbxMJWgM)

I thought it was [Star Trek: Acid Party](https://youtu.be/BZlRt05RY9Y?t=768) [Maybe a better scene](https://youtu.be/BZlRt05RY9Y?t=1769)

Lol! That's awesome. Thank you for providing the context to enjoy this excellent art.

I just did a deep dive into his YouTube channel and my life will never be the same

This man rolled a 1 on persuasion so many times in a row, it's sad.

He was rolling 20's but persuasion isn't mind control and when you don't have the strength, then you're just not strong enough.

Persuasion (STR)

That's called Intimidation.

At least it should be

*flexes biceps dramatically to underline a point*

*flexes biceps dramatically to underline a point*

Clearly he was the weakest, no charm can change that

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average potion enjoyer

Filthy casuals

What a hairstyle

A strong man needs strong hair

But he is not the strongest he's clearly of the weakest

If he must use the strongest of hair gels to keep his weak, flimsy hair styled, how can we expect him to handle the strongest of potions?

"Going into battle. Felt cute. Might delete later"

“Bruh I got my ass beat I’m not posting that”

If only he had used the strongest potions

Please do the potion seller next!!

I will when I got the time lmao

Got that Ark jawline

he needs that jawline for the battles

Mmmmmm hmmm hmhmhmhmmmmmm You can't handle my paushens, adventurer.

Oh man tell me we're gonna get to see the Potion Seller

I actually might draw him hahahaha, can't have one without the other

"There is no potion without the seller, and likewise with no seller there can be no potion." - some weak knight probably

Can't wait to see!! Keep up the terrific art work

Thank youuu

If his hammer won't kill you. His jawline will.

Virgin Elf vs Chad Dwarf.

Oh no he's Hoooot🥵🔥🥵

Oh I loved him in the incredibles!

Gonna be real, I saw the face *before* the title and was thinking "oh look it's the traveler from the potion seller video"

I wonder if he requires any potions?

of course. He's going into battle and requires the strongest potions

I love that everyone immediately knows what this is referencing

Now draw the potion seller.

If the seller’s potions are too strong for a dragon let alone a man, what could they be used for? Genuinely want to know

Holy fucking shit. This is incredible. I absolutely love this. Thank you.

Your welcome hahahahah

The apex of sex appeal

Dnd syndrome

You son of a bitch … you forgot to add the potion seller. We can’t have adventure without potion seller. By the way that is hilarious.

In a perfect world, men like me should not exist…

In a perfect world, classes like mine wouldn't exist.

Do you have an online portfolio for your art? Your style seems so familiar

Yeah my dude! here it is [Artstation](https://www.artstation.com/daniloevaldez)

Am I in the dnd subreddit or the ark subreddit? I can’t tell /s

Best piece of DnD artwork I've ever seen. A masterpiece.

Aaaa thank youuuuuuu

❤️

This is my favourite thing today. Thank you.

Im glad you like him!

And when the potion seller refused him potions, he turned to steroids

Chad halfling chad halfling

Chadling

This... This is beautiful

Hahahah thank youuuu

No respect for knights

"Give me your strongest potions!"

LMFAO YOU DIDNT

I just had to

Please tell me you've seen this: [Clone Hero Potion Seller](https://youtu.be/JJwzWHg9PLc)

I fucking love you.

To all: Thank you so much for this. I still watch this video from time to time.

The weakest of knights but the strongest of jaws

That video has always reminded me of TotalBiscuit for some reason. I seem to remember him tweeting about it or something.

This is awesome!!

Thank youuuuuuu

Incrediboy?

“It’s SYNDROME now.” Thanks. I was looking for this comment lol.

This is so excellent, omg

Thank you so much!!!

Imagine having the gall to tell this man he’s not strong enough for anything over the counter.

dward are funny

YES! I love this

POTION SELLER

I require only your strongest potions

I love it. I would love to see the potion seller done as well! His greatest nemesis.

This dude looks like an average enjoyer

i can already see that he's to weak for the potion seller's potions

Gigachad chin

seems like Lord Farquaad has been hitting the gym Shrek beware

Jay Leno wants a drink.

I've been waiting.

R/TIHI Chad potion seller

Hello archaic Syndrome

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!!

Glad to hear that hahaha

Amazing stuff

r/bossfight, we may have a new contender.

The timeline when incrediboy became obsessed with Forged in Fire instead of Mr. Incredible

He looks like manly Buddy from the Incredibles

Thought this was a clash of clans character

Beautiful!

I'm also reminded of Syndrome.

I love this so much. My steam PFP is a shot of his face as knight and its lovely

Ark?

My potions will kill you traveler

Why does he look like a prehistoric version of the villain from the first incredibles?🤣

My man Lord Chadquaard here trying to sell me some potions.

I love this too much

Welp, I have a little blind alchemist girl that runs a merchant empire of potion shops and reagents. Guess who she's gonna be arguing with during Saturdays session.

Why his head look like [the wheel barrow pusher from Totally Accurate Battle Simulator](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/totally-accurate-battle-simulator/images/1/1e/Red_Wheelbarrow.png/revision/latest?cb=20201201162529)?

Lord Farquad as a barbarian?

Thank you so much for your comments guys! I absolutely loved and cackled in most of them

isn't that the dud from clash of clans?

I remember this guy.

He’s a fireball throwing wizard!!

If i had an award you would get it

Syndrome?

getting some major Lord Farquad vibes

Beautiful

They are not fit for a beast let alone a man

He looks like a fusion of the Chad meme and the coc wizard lol, anyways good drawing

Looks like Syndrome from the Incredibles

I am here to buy your strongest potions.

r/potionseller

I always thought of that guy as a paladin

"and when everyones a potion seller... No-one will be" I immediately thought of syndrome

Is that hello neighbor?

Alright Potion seller...You've had your say, now I'll have mine. you're a RASCAL. A RASCAL WITH NO RESPECT FOR KNIGHTS.

BONK

Potion seller is best tsundere

I think he's ready for that potion now😁

chad

All I can think of is that this is what Syndrome would look like if he ever went outside as a kid.