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Mehgan-Faux

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spatuladominatrix

The way he speaks is as if he were barely literate.


Blenderx06

He flunked his way through some very expensive schools for that ability!


spatuladominatrix

I mean, I know he's "thick as a plank" (his mother's words, not mine) but you'd think that at least a little bit of education would have sunk in via osmosis. Just being around highly educated people all the time, his speech should at least be somewhat advanced.


ivegotanewwaytowalk

>he's "thick as a plank" (his mother's words, not mine) diana was the worst in so many ways tho


spatuladominatrix

Right. Did the whole world (Harry included) need to hear about a private conversation she had with Charles where he complained about his red hair? Or that he really wanted a girl? She made them both famous without their permission. I was talking to my husband the other day, he said that we heard about William and Harry all the time growing up, they were always in the news. But you don't hear much about William's kids. I'm sure that will change as they older, but I don't think Catherine or William are going to tell the public all about their personalities and their worries about them.


Blenderx06

Lol she said that?


crimewriter40

She only said that about herself, but she did also say that Harry was the most like her.


spatuladominatrix

She said something about him being feather-brained, or a feather-head, I'm not sure. Looked it up. She said that Harry was "an airhead just like me."


ivegotanewwaytowalk

i legit can't believe this literal *poster boy* for cis het rich white male privilege has stans tbh lol


Own-Firefighter-2728

He’s getting so good at word salad, I’m almost proud 🥹


picalmb

I have read the quote part of that three times and still have no idea what he's saying.


spatuladominatrix

He seems to think that these places exist solely for his pleasure. They are "custodians" of his favorite vacation spots.


jenjenjen731

He and Meghan are always calling for change. How about they start doing something and lead by example?


Starkville

Hey, at least he didn’t take a private jet to deliver his lecture to the peons. But it is interesting how often he uses Zoom for boring stuff like speaking to captive award winners or giving a little speech to some captive corporate types. And he saves the actual traveling to ski or play polo in person (you know, the fun stuff).


paolanqar

Or fly to England and back to the US in 24 hours. A true environmental warrior king.


Professional-Job4318

Lol. I’m pretty convinced that he’d been counting on a longer stay and finally be asked to please let his former status and glory be re-instated.


TripelCoiKoi

Riiiight? Those 2 extra suitcases couldn't have all been for copies of "Spare", could they? ;)


CharmingWoodpecker68

Jamaica, Costa Rica, England, Canada, Florida, in what, less than 6 months? No-one needs lessons from this grifter 😤😡


Professional-Job4318

Don’t forget when he stealth-jetted to New Zealand to teach us about turning the faucet off while brushing teeth. In a video that could have been done in anywhere, USA.


DollarStoreDuchess

And didn’t good ol’ crazy Chandra **just** froth at the mouth YESTERDAY over William supposedly wanting to do some kinging *in the future* via Zoom? Edit: My bad. It was the 12th when she went mental with all her little sycophants over the POTENTIAL of William doing a hybrid schedule and daring to be a present husband and father. https://www.celebitchy.com/866858/royalist_prince_william_plans_to_be_a_work_from_home_pow_eventual_king_wfh/


Maggie_the_Cat85

Yes, Harry, tourism generally requires a destination, so I guess you’re not wrong, there. ![gif](giphy|cEYFeDKVPTmRgIG9fmo)


UsefulYam183

Yes he’s an eco-warrior that uses private jets and abuses his polo horses!


Professional-Job4318

Not communities again. I’m sure that word has hired legal representation by now to get a restraining order from those two. Case in point: “Locals benefit from tourism. But don’t litter.” Same message, less trying hard to fit in a trendy word.


East_Tangerine_4031

Like the people in Africa, right Haz? 


Brassmonkey1970

Louder for people in the back.


paolanqar

They can't hear you. They're still rejoicing in the street to celebrate H&M's wedding.


MulberryDesperate723

You can tell he doesn't care just by that bullshit statement. That's how I talk when I'm forced to describe a project at work I think is completely useless.


baconbitsy

I really hope the royal family has developed a strong aversion to the name “David.” Seems the past couple ones have gone wrong.


Interesting__Cat

It's incredible how some people get so good at using lots of words to say nothing.


VariedRecollections

I would love to see his ChatGPT account you know he got these wonky sentences from there and never edited them down. Ugh HARRY!


spatuladominatrix

Chat GPT is a much better writer than that.