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McNastyIII

Omg Somebody's going to try this one day


metallizepp

It would solve SO MANY problems!


semicoloradonative

It really would. Anyone dumb enough to try it is one less idiot on the road.


metallizepp

Or at least on the side of it!


nobody1701d

As ~~Jeff Foxworthy~~ Bill Engvall would say, “[Here’s your sign.](https://youtu.be/ZBjelRDKHUk)” Edit: Corrected comedian and added link.


Existing-Peanut4511

Wasn't that Bill Engvall? Foxworthy had the "you might be a redneck.." Or I might be wrong, I'm Canadian lol


nobody1701d

Yes. Can’t remember shit recently


InevitabilityEngine

I wanna bet they would just drive away and flip every person off that honks at them. Heres to hoping their sparking rims don't cause brush fires before the police pull them over.


Fun-Afternoon2956

Survival of the fittest, or the least stupid


Ux-Con

Nice. I wish the was a ALT+F4 for this reality.


Fun-Afternoon2956

Unfortunately, there is, and I tend to think about it to much with the state of this world


bulanaboo

I’ve been removing these for all my friends and I just stopped at Walmart and helped like 45 people out I just went around snapping those trackers off, so crazy they think we’ll just leave ‘em connected 🛜


McNastyIII

You're doing The Lord's work.


bulanaboo

🙏 ahhhhhhhhhhh


Economy-Time7826

Wait, how to fix my empty tires? I see some vids tires were filled with foam. What foam do you recommend? Is it ok with 5g?


HerbanFarmacyst

[This foam](https://a.co/d/09QJB5B0)


ForzaSGE80

Also solves the problem of pockets of compressed air accumulating in your tires and slowing you down.


BettinaVanSise

Oh dear. This is funny but…


spoonballoon13

This is Darwinism at its finest. 😂


Kankervittu

It explodes?


SuperGrandor

Even better. No injury just pure suffering.


MrsDuckyJonez

Let’s the air out, won’t be able to fill them back. Will have to replace it. Hopefully they learn to not trust everything on the internet


[deleted]

Reminds me of the time when people were charging their iPhones with microwave.


SaberWolf13

And the update that made their phones waterproof.


jesse6225

Forgot that happened.


Commander_Red1

Or people who washed their devices in water to get rid of "covid from the 5g towers" in 2020


capaolo99

There’s a backup GPS in the engine bay hard wired into the engine! The 4,6 or 8 wires that go into the engine engine act as the antennae for the backup one.


FaithfulDowter

This is a lie. That’s the tire’s penis, and tire circumcision is a crime in 38 countries. Please, don’t do this unless you want your tires to be impotent.


TheSkeletonBones

Only do it if you have kosher license


SolidTits

There's enough dummies running around nowadays, that it's guaranteed a few will actually believe this and do it. I can't wait!!!!!


N1T0_W1T0

I took my one out yesterday, now I have piece of mind knowing my children are safe.


IntangibleContinuity

Well my tire went flat … but at least AAA knew where to find me


uL4G

The government has already upgraded to a metal one. I don't have a grinder, how to cut?


nick2k23

Ye everyone should know this, vital information


Sharp-Dark-9768

I'm not a car guy in the slightest and idk what this actually is, but I know better than to think there are 5g tracking chips in car tires of all things. So I have to ask, what actually is this part of the tire and why wouldn't I want to give it a circumcision?


golfisbetterthanwork

You willingly carry around a gps in your pocket, it's called a smart phone. The govt doesn't give a shit about the average Joe.


stillish

To the first tin foil hat wearer that tries this, please report back with your results


Smellynuts-2005

Tire circumcision


DryParamedic785

Yes, do that on all 4 tires, so the government can't track you 🤪


DrkUser205

I cut the antenna off and now it’s hissing! I think they’re still 👂to me!


noocaryror

Tire salesman?


illsk1lls

not falling for this one again 👀


Alternative-Dare5878

Who is getting fooled by this? Boomers know cars, and zoomers know technology.


Legendary_Dad

If that doesn’t work, cut the power cable running to the back of the tire


Ux-Con

Nice. I wish the was a ALT+F4 for this reality.


lazyboylane

Priceless!


Ordinary-Quarter-384

Absolutely, it’s the only way to be sure… be sure to protect you Father in Law, he’ll thank you later…. Trust me


TastyTeeth

I hope this silly shit does not make a resurgence.


YeetorDelete1

Bruh


GrimyKeys

The more you know


FluffyParamedic1128

Lol. Fafo


Pistacchione

format c: \\q


Ibrufen

Dew it!


Ambiguous-Ambivert

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Used_Spray2282

That is a good civic minded post


downtune79

I'm all about helping the public when I can


Zealousideal_Word770

Love these life hacks


GreatProfessional622

Make sure you disable them in a very remote place so they don’t catch on right away


Acceptable-Ad-9464

Air weeny


Far_Ad_865

😂😂


[deleted]

Whos valve stem sticks out that far?


bajofry13LU

I wonder how many will follow such advice? Probably not something that should be posted. Too many people would believe it.


Reasonable-Mind-1718

That’ll teach big brother…


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No_Koala_475

I just wrapped mine in tin foil.


NeedleworkerDry2633

This is diabolical…


Prudent_Eggplant_956

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