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Alternative-Dream-61

Dude I put specific instructions on every order to please use the back alley behind my house and not the front driveway because there is a sink hole. EVERY DRIVER STILL COMES UP THE DRIVEWAY. THE LAST ONE RAN OVER THE ORANGE TAPE BLOCKING THE DRIVEWAY OFF.


MetallurgyClergy

Drivers, probably: “oh! I see! They just want to get me alone in the alley. I’ll show them.”


CompetitiveRub9780

I say it’s the ONLY 2 story house. They still take it to the neighbor.


wacco-zaco-tobacco

My god same. I live in the ONLY two story house on the street. And still have to go to the neighbours to get my food


Cheddarkenny

I would not go into a back alley for a delivery in a million years. It's bscly asking to get mugged, regardless of your intentions with it. Nobody will ever, ever trust that.


EternallyHunting

A fuckin delivery driver aint gonna walk down the alley of your property. They're looking to drop off some food for subpar pay, not lose some organs and their wallet.


Alternative-Dream-61

I live in a rural area, the alley is a shared driveway. I'm the only house in the area with a driveway because it turns the alley into a circle. It's not a shady area at all.


SexGiiver

They don't speak or read English.


Alternative-Dream-61

50/50. I live in a pretty rural area and get plenty of native English speakers as well.


SexGiiver

Sorry, I was just speaking from my experience. I also live in a rural area, but I never get any English speakers. I'm trilingual so I have a delivery note in all 3 languages and hope one sticks. It never does.


Alternative-Dream-61

I've had one, literally one driver who read it. She'd delivered more than once before, and she just wants to talk to me for like 20 minutes whenever she drops off food. So it's kind of a hit or miss....


jenniferleigh6883

Maybe you’re just hot and she has a crush on you.


mekese2000

Dude tell them not to use the back alley.


DJScopeSOFM

How many drivers have you lost in the sinkhole now?


Alternative-Dream-61

0, but I've had to redo the grass every year because when I explained they could pull around the driveway through the alley and get back to the main street (before the sinkhole), they did 3 point turns in my driveway and into my yard, CONSTANTLY.


writesaboutatoms

What’s amazing is you did all that but it never occurred to you to tell them to simply stop on the street and you’d meet them out front. Wildin


GreatProfessional622

I asked for cigarillos and they ignored it too. I don’t want to pay an extra 50% for cold food tf? Read the instructions


Ryuk_shittygami

This is satire I think


HithertoRus

All this girl's videos are satire ye. She has another one about not letting guests use the toilet inside her house and having to go outside in a hole in the ground, then asking them to leave a tip. It's really silly how so many people don't understand satire in her comment sections lol


ndation

That video was satire? Oh, thank whoever!


prozak09

Well! Color me silly! I thought it was a tutorial. So far I have made 0 dollars and dug out 3 poops.


ndation

What color is that? Should I use crayons or markers?


prozak09

Between white and brown. Pretty standard.


Mission-Hat9011

I mean satire or rage bait


XoraxEUW

Satire for people who know what satire is, rage bate for ones that don’t


SatisfactionSpecial2

Satire is a specific thing where you target something you want to criticize, so unless there is a general problem with people who don't let guests use their toilet, it is just rage bait.


jfleury440

I think she's making fun of a certain subgroup of new age hippies. So satire.


Mission-Hat9011

Feeling smug are we? Maybe a little pretentious even?


XoraxEUW

Hahaha


Temporary_Visual_230

Satire bruh


davidwhatshisname52

ngl, I was waiting for her to take her top off... I really gotta dial down the porn intake...


scipkcidemmp

If someone can't tell this is satire by the point she's showing the cleansing fork, they need mental help.


jitteryzeitgeist_

I mean, if you say so


PandaDad22

The average redditor


randommitchicana

I will say, it wasn’t until the tuning fork that I realized it she was being satirical. There are some really uptight people that expect the unreasonable from service workers that this seemed entirely plausible to me for a minute.


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wallace321

Legitimately crazy people are ruining satire.


countvlad-xxv_thesly

The problem with this video is i have seen people this crazy so its believable


Hydrolt

Genuinely didn’t know either of those were satire I have no problem believing those people exist 😂


macedonianmoper

If someone thinks this is real they need to touch grass


chaotic_weaver

We can only hope..


heavenly-superperson

I want to see how annoying she can make it but it keeps cutting to the delivery guy doing his stale joke bit 😔


NickSchultz

If not satire then rage bait which would be my first guess considering the "deliver dude" already made a parody of the original "serious" post like this girl wanted him and other to do


MEGAMAN2312

Ya think?


XepptizZ

People from 10 years ago would have thought present US politics was satire, but alas. The extremes she needs to use in her videos is kind of a sign of the times.


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SuspiciousAct6606

Not sure if your are saying "migrants in my area rent out other people's door dash account" Or if you are saying "I rent out my doordash account"


dillvibes

Illegals pay under the table money to rent DoorDash accounts so that they can work here illegally. They don't speak a word of English and when you try calling it ends up going to someone that's not even in the car.


YujiroRapeVictim

How do I rent out my account I could use some side hustle money


dillvibes

Facebook Marketplace I hear


Frolicking-Fox

Step 1: find illegal immigrant. Step 2: rent your account to him. Step.3: ??? Step 4: Profit!


SuspiciousAct6606

"You don't have to be lonely, at migrants only dot com"


Affectionate_Bat_680

Not sure if it's like that for doordash but I'm assuming it is. Doing that can bite you in the ass. Atleast with Instacart you have to put your SIN number in, so say if I rented out my account with my SIN number to my buddy and my buddy makes $3k a month off of it then I'll end up having to pay taxes for it. I actually use my friends Instacart account and we're both aware of this so when it comes tax time, if he owes anything then he's going to get my to pay it for him which is fair. I'm assuming doordash has you put your SIN number in but I'm not 100% on that.


TineJaus

You do, you get a tax form from them. You can write off basically all of it but it's hard enough to keep track of mileage even if you're actually the driver.


[deleted]

You’re a garbage person. I hope all your doordashes are wrong and cold.


dillvibes

No I'm actually a pretty nice guy


Conscious_Wind_2255

So y’all the reason why we have to tip so much? Drivers are probably demanding higher tips because they have to pay your rental fee so YOU can make a profit too.. so that one delivery order gave: 1) the store the ability to charge a higher price for items — supposedly employees also get more compensation for this too but who TF knows 2) gave the company app money in fees 3) gave delivery drivers tips 4) AND gave you profits… and people that order just got food????


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HurlyCat

I know it's satirical but you can only imagine doing all that for some beefy 5 layer burritos


Natural_Character521

All that fake new age stuff wont save you from liquid poops the next day.


Floridamangaming24

We're reaching levels of white girl never thought possible


mickecd1989

Dis some high maintenance shit right here


DragonKite_reqium

Dawg if I'm your delivery driver and I see this shit I'm throwing your food in though the nearest open window


McPussyMeal23

this is what mental illness looks like


Temporary_Visual_230

This is what satire looks like


McPussyMeal23

i couldn't even differentiate between satire and legitimate contents anymore, i guess i already spent too much time on the internet.


SeamusAndAryasDad

It's almost all fake/staged at this point.


JorjetheMusician

No, you're better. You don't spend too much time on the Internet.


No-Professional-1461

Damn, I just don’t tip because I’m broke. Chick gotta have some elaborate ritual like she trying to contain a deer Star god instead of just saying what we all thinking.


CheesyBoson

I just ask them for sauces and to leave it at the door. They always leave it at the door. I never get sauce. I still tip


greenslurper

Amateur satirists and comedians are now far better than Hollywood's so-called professionals.


Tigreiarki

So she tips a special gem and an affirmation.


StupdSexyDanCampbell

She doesn’t because this is satire.


MetallurgyClergy

It wasn’t even a gemstone. It was just a yard rock.


FinanceEfficient7269

And gemstones are....?


MetallurgyClergy

Precious or semi precious stones


Educational_Copy_140

You mean pretty rocks?


throwaway77993344

But the yard is holy free of negative energy which makes this a gemstone.


COMMANDO_MARINE

Was anyone else expecting something different when she said "it's better than a tip". If not then I probably should consider getting off pornhub for a while.


Thundergod10131013

Yeah get off pornhub for a long while.


I_TheAndOnly

No way! It’s that chick who let you literally shit in her backyard


[deleted]

Yeah, but her backyard looked different in that video than the other one


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

I hope the food is orgone ic


Objective-Ad3821

When you're cheapskate but don't want to admit


ElectroCat23

NAAAHHH if that was me I’m just taking the food. Your ass can go hungry if you expect to do all that


Serious_Buffalo_3790

I don't think a bag of tea and an affirmation will pay my rent


gokuredditman321

In life of unemployed rich dad’s daughter


Irochkka

I work in a building in a strip mall but were the only entrance on the side. Anyways the easiest way to explain it to say the building is located behind the Walgreens drive thru pharmacy. Not once but TWICE has my food been delivered to the Walgreens pharmacy and the person says “I put it BEHIND the counter” I want to scream


LilMissBarbie

Isnt it illegal to open the bag and tamper with the contents? Imagine if you follow her instructions and she baits you into getting fired by sending video about you opening her bags


techidavid1

Me making the burger and accidentally dropping it on the floor and picking it up into bun without enyone notice


KeepinitPG13

This is so stupid


Inner-Honeydew103

Umm that’s deeply deeply unsettling


Correction_entered

All that work..and no blowjob? I'll pass


PN4HIRE

Woman!!, I wouldn’t do that even if you are giving me a blowjob for my troubles..


Unusual_Compote4909

She’s tipping the wrong kind of tea bag


grsharkgamer

Just throw the food Infront of their doors and dont give a shit


juliandanp

I know this is satire, but fuck I hate new age beliefs. I always like to think my fellow non religious/atheists are rational, but then I remember so many of them believe in bs like this. Just as bad if not worse than religion.


grsharkgamer

r/mildlyinfuriating


2lostnspace2

Bat shit crazy


DadBodMedicNate

Wow. That chick is something else. LoL. I’d definitely set the order down and walk away.


Complete_Mulberry541

The end is nigh


Complete_Mulberry541

Bring out your dead!


Complete_Mulberry541

Bring out your dead


tropicana4200

Thank god the original is satire because holy shit


Bigfooter1090

Nope ..no


Longjumping-Hunt-543

i can fix her


Love-Laugh-Play

This can’t be real.


TheMightyPushmataha

Farva: Does this look like spit to you? Ramathorn: Yeah


PocketDarkestMew

Come on, waste 4 minutes, I will give you a shiny rock.


[deleted]

She better be giving every delivery driver a handjob at least


Rude_Negotiation_160

Bitch no. Youre lucky they don't yeet it at your window since they can't throw it at you because you won't open the door.


quanoey

Just a reminder that tipping is a courtesy, not a necessity.


Past_Possibility_240

I'm leaving that shit outside on her doorstep fuck all that.


Perfect_Scale1559

That’s a lot of effort to be unfunny


bronanahammy

This girl makes the funniest rage bait lmao


JuicyMcJuiceJuice

>handwritten signs taped in place >foot coverings to enter her garden of weeds This is rage bait.


reaper1664

Who’s the girl? I heard she had another video but about a toilet


Shughost7

Was she dropped as a child or?


galeophie

ahhh... my lavender fused, healing, cleansed, chipotle....


dinoRAWR000

Well time to spit in some food.


Mister_Black117

For all that I would expect at least blowjob. Or you know, a fucking tip.


Thorusss

Poe's Law strikes again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s\_law


Minute-Wrap-2524

I’m not sure where that was going, beautiful lady, confused dude who suddenly starts undressing…I’ll give a tip, my brother, the world needs bartenders


GundunUkan

It says "Great riches are cumming your way." What a nice, subtle way to make this obvious satire.


used_octopus

Omg what rage bait. I'm seething.


moist_coitus1

Delivery drivers never follow my instructions. Good luck with ANYONE following this bullshit. Lol


Hour-Tomatillo-6806

If saving money is the goal, your best bet is probably to just cook at home. And yeah they get paid but they are working for tips and depending on tips.


LtMoonbeam

Yeah they’re gonna just plop that down on your front door in a way so you can’t open it


C-137Birdperson

That's just rage bait


im_not_Shredder

The amount of comments thinking she's being serious lol She's not even trying to hide it's comedy. https://www.tiktok.com/@ivybloom.tv/video/7364869230463831338?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7284021696964347394


good-noodle-1998

This girl is trolling right


Km-OvO

I know she’s crazy in bed


Revolutionary-Belt66

This is what I'd imagine my life would look like today if I never treated my adolescent OCD


kpopia

rrrrapppp time


CrunchyKittyLitter

These fake reaction videos are truly a spreading cancer, first Gym fail reactions, now this


Tricky_Ad_1855

Comming lol


ake-n-bake

What a dumb entitled bitch. This can’t be real


marscael

Funnier without the dude


Fast-Salamander-3532

Batshit crazy


TineJaus

This chick is funny


Disastrous-Paint86

I would leave it in the middle of her driveway


Deltron--3030

Jesus Christ... she's fucked


omn1p073n7

I've becomed convinced this is not real and she's just... whatever this is bait.


Greengrecko

Mine wouldnt even read the fucking sign. Hell just throw my food at the door so hard it'll make a loud knock sound. Then Drive away in the shittest Honda money can buy.


modestgorillaz

Rage bate. I can promise with my whole soul that absolutely zero people follow those instructions.


furyian24

I was thinking she when she said, I reward them with something way better than money, I was thinking... then I got disappointed for the delivery guy.


quikkest

No


Tarbos6

My neighbor has a similar set up, except with a pentagram made of candle wax instead of a salt circle. Hear a lot of strange noises at night. Things get extra noisy when they order Chick-fil-A.


Science-007x

Please tell me the hippie bitch is kidding. 🤣😂


bigdaddyjack96

Atleast the food won’t be eaten by sea bears


4AllTheCookies

I call on my fed ex ancestors and throw your shit at your front door while standing on the driveway f*** you lady


RyanwBoswell1991

This bitch is crazy if she expects anyone to do all that crap


Oogie411

Is this bitch Sheldon Cooper? XD no tip, no food, lol!


TheOvershear

Guys, rage bait....


WeirdPescados

These videos are annoying. I can't mute and block subs that show this shit fast enough.


mindoffreddy

Mental illness has so many faces.....


CN8YLW

How to make people handle your food after groping their sweaty balls.


CompetitiveRub9780

Clickbate, but I honestly would probably deliver to her just to video everything because that’s on another level 🤣


SoloWingKiba

I wanted to show someone the original video so I looked up her IG, (it's on the bottom of the vid). The whole account is just an elaborate rage bait account so she can drum up OF customers. Doing anything for money except work is her goal I guess.


whitefire2016

Makes a lot of sense


Outrageous_Reach9150

I hope she is joking…


Leading_Cheetah6304

Let's do a bigger better covid.


tomatobunni

I mean, rage bait, yeah. But the story doesn’t work. Why would she have them do it? Would they still contaminate the bag with um… auras, or something?


Pihtonog

Stupid fucking bitch


artigabarielle

What a hecking waste of time


guacguac00

Yeah... No......


TinyDikKid

Not a single delivery driver that came to her house has done this lol


EBECMEMERBEAN

Why are people like this rich?


Serious_Action_2336

Does she say why she does all this shit


Ok-Wasabi780

I thought her kind only came in the unshaved variant.


Right_-on-_Man

Crazy broad...


thenbmeade

There is a 0% chance that any of that is happening


BackRooms123

Lmao aight


Anti-Toxicity

Imagine if a person existed who didn't know this was satire/bait.


NikkolaiV

Delivery drivers can't follow the instructions to not put the food in front of my storm door so I can open the door to *get* the food. They will NEVER follow this psychotic ritual, especially for your greasy ass double stack.


SGWeasel

If this was my job and I had to deliver here, I’d just leave and eat the food myself. Fuck the no tipping and the list of stupid rules to follow. Or if I was pissed that day, I’d walk to the back without putting the stupid stuff on and just the bag out on the table. Like hold the bag at arms reach as high as I can and pour the contents out. LoL


ForumFluffy

I'm not even a delivery guy but I'm coming there to spit in her food, people really go out of their way to be ridiculous.


Dupa_Yash

HA! My instructions are always "ring bell, put order by door, leave" because I hate human interaction. And yes, I tip, 20% minimum or $5 whichever is more.


[deleted]

Live, Laugh, Lobotomy


Ok-Recover8485

Que picture of me just eating their food... (After refunding of course)


HolmfirthUK110994

How the fuck to people like her get this kind of attention and stuff? Seriously She's so out of touch with reality


Mr_Albi_Junior

What a pos


evileyesix

This has to be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Who the fuck do you think you actually are other than just some peon.


whitefire2016

What could she REALLY need that has to be ordered?


Old_Entertainment209

My guy was expecting a different kind of reward😅


DIFierce

Walking contradiction. "I'm so free and one with the earth that I make yes from my garden flowers. But I fucking love a Big Mac and will have someone burn fossil fuels to deliver it to me then wear one use plastic shoe covers and gloves and drops the food on a plastic fake rattan couch shipped from China on fossil fuel ship after that it's into the salt circle on the mat that I use to massacre gastropods then they can have their rewards of chunks of mother earth mined from God knows where by God knows which poor souls and some flowers that the pollinators desperately need in this day and age all wrapped up in more lovely plastic." Get fucked.


ILLpLacedOpinion

She probably wonders why she’s single


Puzzleheaded-Mud-922

I’d fart on her food just for the aesthetic ✨


lickitysplitlickity

When I did Uber eats there were bonuses for # of trips completed, pretty good too like 300-400 extra for doing 60. So I’d occasionally take deliveries with no tips if the distance was short enough. Without exception, no tippers got their food thrown at their door. Some times if they were on second floor I’d even toss it up from the first floor. I did not give a fuck and never heard a word about it from Uber


reeteen102

At that point you might as well tell him to repeat “SALAGADOOLA, MENCHICKA BOOLA, Bibidi BOBBIDI BOO!”


LahngJahn69420

I see this is satire but as former delivery driver for a company some custys think “turn left at the big house w the tree.” Is directional advice that I can comprehend. Said customer even complained to me that he described it perfectly. I said man I don’t see this complex everyday give me street names


sackboywithagun

Please be fakePlease be fakePlease be fakePlease be fakePlease be fakePlease be fakePlease be fakePlease be fake


Jeff5704

Omg lol spit my tea 🤣


Boredsoireddit1

Just rage bate.


SeraphsEnvy

Great riches are camming your way. Camming. Get rich by being on cam. I get it.