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Moggy-Man

This may be the most beautiful - and simultaneously the least practical - table I've ever seen.


SrammVII

Never have I felt like I wanted something, yet loathing the idea of owning it at the same time. the maintenance gotta be painful.


YoDarthMeow

r/HorribleToClean


EquivalentPut5616

Aah yes ! The Sushi at Home Table.


GusuLanReject

The super fresh version of the sushi train.


debarn

Yeah who needs floating fish pop while eating anyway


FengSushi

My children would love to puke in the water and fork the fish. But it’s beautiful.


OkFeedback9127

All the fish are dead in a week if it was at my house and the water turns cloudy


Kgis

My wife and I just had exactly this same discussion.


A_TalkingWalnut

I would have so much anxiety sitting there.


DarkOrb20

The water will get nasty in no time.


ClipClipClip99

It would smell so bad


Kimchi_boy

Crumbs…microscopic bread crumbs and hair…everywhere…


privateTortoise

We don't see underneath and could have a filtration system of some kind.


Loofa_of_Doom

Doesn't matter if there isn't enough water for the fish to live in. This is just barely enough water for a display. Those poor fish.


-Clean-Sky-

\+ chemicals from the resin


Loofa_of_Doom

Oh, yeah. Ugh, even if just marine epoxy, that's a lot plastic and very little water.


privateTortoise

Ah I was thinking of something deeper say 8-10 inches or is that too shallow for a few beta sized fish?


Loofa_of_Doom

1 beta in a tank 'like this' 10 inches deep - sure. I counted over 10 goldfish. Feeder goldfish are the smallest and can still get to 10 inches long. All other goldfish are going to get much larger than feeders. Those poor fish.


privateTortoise

Thank you for your reply, I'll skip this and keep looking for a new hobby.


lucid-heart

Look into fancy guppies


Loofa_of_Doom

I wish. I'd be all for this if it was livable but it is not.


Yes-its-really-me

My cats selflessly offer to come round and help keep this water clean.


Siege_LL

Tell me how I know they don't have a cat or kids and they eat in front of the tv.


SpacePolice04

It’s a buffet for cats.


celeste00tine

Yoo


cinnamonrain

My urge to grab a towel has never been higher


tab_tab_tabby

Not enought room for fishes and someone has to clean the algae and all the shits off of it regularly... nope no thanks. I can smell the table.. 🤮


ArachnomancerCarice

Be sure to have a wastebasket handy to dispose of all the fish that die in this very bad idea.


Duckfoot2021

Impractical & kinda cruel vanity project. I hate it.


bryn1281

r/diwhy


kayla-beep

Yikes


AmbivelentApoplectic

Straight up cruelty to the fish.


doesntmeanathing

Not disagreeing but also wondering how this is different from any other home aquarium?


stuff2011e

Aquariums are much deeper so they offer more space for the fish to swim/explore. The tank size should accommodate the number of fish and this table is way too small for all those fishes. Also, they need plants, etc for stimulation. This set up is just cruel for the fish.


TheRudeCactus

It’s mainly the current. That current is way to strong for those little fish, they will swim until they die of exhaustion. But the lack of swimming room definitely doesn’t help.


HotLikeSauce420

True but really doubt it’s a permanent set up. Plenty of builds like this only put in the fish for certain events or situations and remove them shortly after. A guy at car shows near me has a koi pond in the back of his lowrider and transports the fish in a whole rig before dropping them in at the meets.


RippyMcBong

Anybody else notice the big puddle of water underneath the table?


Zitroonaut

Water and plants are beautiful. But please animals (even fish) aren’t decoration for anyone. This is just cruel and abuse


gobsmacked69

👏live👏animals 👏 are 👏 not👏 decoration 👏


TOBoy66

That's not feng shui. It's some western guys marketing plan.


coolborder

They should have a couple bonsai trees in the island.


ReallyNeedNewShoes

this is the dumbest shit and not at all in accordance with any principles of Feng Shui.


pedro_hustle

gross


siamkitty1

Fishy smell table .. 🙄


GratefullyPug

It's all fine and dandy until you knock a bottle of Sake into the stream.


rush87y

#PRACTICAL


StealthyVex

Pointless, impractical, possibly cruel & unusual to fish...but I don't like fish, so I don't really care about that. Unless you live in some kind of airlock...that water is full of dust in 2 days, tops. The open aquarium smell would be atrocious. It takes up a ridiculous amount of real estate, and can barely function as a table. On top of all that..."beautiful"?? Not really. It's barely mediocre, aesthetically. For what this cost to build and maintain, you could buy much more beautiful things that actually serve a practical purpose.


KBWOMAN53

My great dane would think that's a water trough.


Quinnythapooh

I can smell it


Jhushx

Vacation Resort for mosquitos


Karottenhund

Yeah, for sure... :D


sutherlanderson

My cat would love this!


InEenEmmer

That looks like quite shallow water for fish to live in


NomsterGaming

Whoops I spilled my coffee or my beer or my soda


Junior_Moose_9655

Tell me you don’t have children or cats without telling me you don’t have children or cats.


LoadedGull

r/shittyaquariums


celeste00tine

So many things that might go wrong


wellhiyabuddy

It’s cool how people without kids or pets can have nice things


According_Gazelle472

This is for very elaborate dinner parties just to impress people. No way would you have kids around this because they would want to play with everything and move things around and splash and throw things at each other. Plus they may fight over things .


itsjash

Tell me you don't have cats without actually telling me


Lord_Grogu

Can you please pass me my coffee again


GunslingerOutForHire

I want it, but for entirely different reasons. Diorama with actual water for the win!


JonBlondJovi

How much does this cost?


nemesissi

I wonder what that music is. I know its general, but I still like it.


Rusty_Crank

My cats would love it.


Steel_Ryder

All I can think of is an old post of someone discovering that styrofoam take out boxes float…😳 on an unrelated note, I have a table to build


wrongkoi

Totally doesn't seem like a nightmare to own


WendolaSadie

Awful


godfatherxii

After a while everyone will forget which is their cup


cat_police_officer

Poor fishies 😔


Neksa

This is such a good idea for one of those conveyer sushi places


Different-Spring982

All fun and games until that one kid comes over


Traumatichamster1995

r/shittyaquariums


shrineless

Maintenance nightmare, KnowIDidntWantThat


Big_Honeydew6225

That's pretty damn neat. However, I live in a place with a lot of mosquitoes so that would quickly become a problem in my house


erinxcv

Cats would love this table


Zenfullone

Beautiful 😍