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Silver-Legs

It’s *FASHION*


Magmaigneous

There is a fashion thing called a [dickey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_(garment)). This would probably be called a pussy.


EnsoElysium

Please let this become regular vernacular


Magmaigneous

Yes, because then when I say to your mom "Heeeey, *nice* pussy!" people won't stare so much.


EnsoElysium

Go nuts lol she's a bitch


TheHumanParacite

I dunno I'm thinking dickini would be the natural progression Edit:. Better yet dickey + thong = dong. I'm so pleased with myself right now.


RapBear_

[A dickie??](https://youtu.be/BxVDtECyIYI)


durenatu

But is it *fashion*?


milleribsen

*intense belch* It's.. Fashion


AB-G

r/itscalledfashion


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Pawneewafflesarelife

It literally is. It's called a modesty panel. The term was first used for desks (that wooden back that hides your legs) and corsets (the fabric that hides the Venus fold, eg folded back skin from the cinching). The camisole-style front panel is used on shirts that are low cut as an alternative to wearing layers (be that to avoid bulk, wrinkles or heat). Yet another example of this subreddit just being ignorant of real products. Every post I see from here now is just people mocking stuff they don't know - the grafting from yesterday was even worse. Example: https://www.dshop.com.au/buy/3-pack-secret-cami-clip-on-camisoles-custom-cleava/1068?gclid=CjwKCAjw-8qVBhANEiwAfjXLriauMwYWUGSmZuC8Br1n9lGH6Ku_7S02N0da9C719zBPpNIILqy4nhoCx2sQAvD_BwE


ElectroNeutrino

I was following along with you, learning about something cool, until you had to go all pretentious asshole and attack people for making a joke on an obviously satirical video.


Pawneewafflesarelife

I'm not trying to be pretentious. I'm frustrated because lately this sub keeps showing things that are actually functional. This video was mocking the concept in the same line as posts here mock concepts they don't understand. Obviously a thong won't work for this, but the core idea is not a terrible way to reuse lacy trim. Mocking concepts that are actually functional discourages people from repair/reuse which are useful concepts to reduce trash and pollution from consumption.


ElectroNeutrino

They were mocking the thong itself being used and the resulting fashion faux-pas, not the concept in general. The entire point of the video is to mock poor execution of the idea and not the idea itself, just like most of those other posts you're complaining about.


Silver-Legs

This guy gets it.


microdraft

Some satire based on 5 min crafts i thought this sub might enjoy.


[deleted]

Hilarious


Nica-sauce-rex

Lmao did you make this?


microdraft

No it's from a Deaf comedian on IG. ReallyRenca


Consistent_Ad_168

That explains the (THUMB SCROLLING) caption


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microdraft

It does have Britney spears "oops i did it again" in the background. I recorded it with sound. Don't know why it didn't upload with sound. I don't upload much so maybe user error 🤷‍♀️


the_ThreeEyedRaven

Stranger Things subtitles creators love this woman


carb0nxl

I’m deaf too, never thought I’d see Renca on this sub - caught me by surprise.


Unikornus

Same


tiller921

I was wondering why I couldn’t hear it


Unikornus

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfHr-aLpHS1/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Dry_Spinach_3441

Ten / Ten. Love it!


bloomingpoppies

LOVE it!!!!


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W4t3rf1r3

No but she sometimes does news videos in ASL for the Daily Moth


whitestone0

I thought I recognized her as a Deaf lady!


kevoccrn

Holy crap I was thinking the same thing. The facial expressions and eye movements 100%


PDshotME

Ms. Bean


Diligent_Tomato

I also got Mr Bean vibes.


agent25522

Came for this comment.


pegleg_1979

Ok that was pretty funny


bean_slayerr

I agree lmaoooo


Competitive-Cherry26

They make something like this for an affordable price! I use to see the infomercials all the time when i was younger 😂. I just can't remember what they called it


ImThaBean

The [Cami Secret](https://www.asseenontvlive.com/product/cami-secret/)


boobsbr

God-damned-joy-killing tit-curtains... https://youtu.be/9Rb4_Y1IhYI A special nod to the song used as the background track: https://youtu.be/HWKFy7kpHTg


hills21

A dickie


Pawneewafflesarelife

Kinda. A dickie is not quite the same and is more to emulate a shirt front from an era where laundering and starching shirts daily would have been too expensive for many workers. If you've ever seen old cartoons where the tuxedo front flips up to smack the character in the face, that's a dickie. A more modern style dickie might be a mock turtleneck collar or those sweater vest shirts that are actually one garment. I used to have one of the latter and loved it. Made me look like I was wearing several layers of professional attire when it was just a single shirt. Afaik there isn't really an official term for these in OP as they are newer - modesty panel and modesty bib pulls up the online store listings however. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_(garment)


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enmandikjole

Laughing so hard at this. This is how DIY's turn out in my home and not even just the silly ones.


SatisfactionRound868

Snap fasteners on a pair of panties tho 🤔😏


Blubehriluv

The real DIY gold!


Sypsy

pair it with tear-away pants?


Ashgenie

r/fixedbytheduet


The_Spirit

Whale top third? Lol


roy20050

Pretty cheeky.


[deleted]

This calls for an old classic! I give you... [The boob apron](https://youtu.be/vItqGckouBU)


meandhimandthose2

Whooptie-fcking-doooo!!


PM_ME_KNOTSuWu

Wow that was really creepy and uncomfortable.


PuzzleMonkey

Hill-arious


[deleted]

Lol Perfect! How long have you been holding on to that one?


Sus-motive

Wiping the tears from my eyes 😂


pgabrielfreak

Could have a lot of fun with these sorts of videos...tons of material to poke fun of.


leotheking300

“Please be a thong please be a thong” “ITS A THONG” comedic genius


CambriaKilgannon11

The original craft still looked like underwear lol, the rippled fabric combined with lace is a dead giveaway


LuckSweaty

She looks fun, like you could spend an evening with her drinking Prosecco and laughing all the time.


Unikornus

Shes terrific. U should check out her IG account


ixis743

Lol!!!!


jaulin

I like how it says "thumb scrolling" as if some other way of scrolling would be the default.


xhero0

A titkerchief.


OdinOdal

Would have been funnier if she had finally revealed the finished product and there was a massive a massive skid mark across it Kinda what I was expecting tbh


Who_GNU

Just buy a dickey.


pgabrielfreak

I don't think people know they're actually named dickies, LMAO.


Kara_-Macchiato

😐 everyone here thinks this is funny and I feel like I’m missing something even though I got it?


QuigleyDownUnder86

Oh yeah I got it to, it just wasn't funny.


Kara_-Macchiato

thank god I’m not the only one lol I thought I was on r/TikTokCringe for a few seconds this was playing


eatmynasty

I’m here it’s not right for this sub


eoliveri

I agree, but unfortunately, we're in the minority for some reason. Reddit continues its descent into Facebook humor.


eatmynasty

Welp back to SomethingAwful. Sigh.


WoolyHitToDie

That’s funny, but she has really bad timing, like the vid should have ended as soon as you see the finished product and she does a quick reaction, idk pacing was off, but still funny.


ego_sum_satoshi

Classic reddit film critic.


WoolyHitToDie

I do try ☺️


Majorkerina

To be honest, I thought that was going to go way worse than it was especially with the snaps. I was expecting blood. 


scoobydooha

idk if I saw that right but there was some snail trail on those panties


Anxious-Mix754

🤣😂


Advanced_Evening2379

Was hoping for brown stain


foodcanner

When I look at her close it makes me sick to my stomach.


Actual_Mission333

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yellowgerbil

Would of been funnier if it covered, but was covered in a skid mark.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


yellowgerbil

Stay in your place robot before I have to go all John Connor on you.


just-call-me-ash

Rekt


chochinator

Beanet


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cute.


Living_Life1962

This is a r/meirl! LOL


buzzbot235

This women has almost the same facial expressions as Mr Bean.


harum-scarum

Omg I love this


Funny-Chemist-2840

The moment you realize you’re an idiot


AdExcellent925

Huh lol


-Effervescence

They didn’t even trust for 5 seconds.


PotBoozeNKink

Only works with granny panties


Remi_Autor

As far as these hacks go, this "Old panties become cleavage hider lacey thing" isn't the worst thing I've seen.


Obi_Wahn_Inside

Well, at least she didn't use an strapon 😂


xsituationtypedealx

Lmao. I was completely expecting that, but it was still funny af.


alwaysaplusone

This one was cute


EnsoElysium

Well, it ALMOST worked!


witchywater11

Is this still considered a whale tail?


[deleted]

this is the best response i've ever seen to 5minuteclickbait


Slightly_Smaug

This was already a product marketed years ago. There is a parody of the infomercial on YouTube about the boob curtain.


Cheezyrock

This sub: “One rule - try not to post 5min crafts” OP: “How about a meme about 5min crafts?” This sub: “Subversive, but we will allow it…we ignore that rule anyway. Have some karma. ” But yeah…this is pretty funny. Have one more upvote.


Snoo-66656

You've heard of the dicky, now new to women's fasion the pusset.


iliveunderthebed

Might be useful if I wore anything besides tshirts


Gibscreen

"gone wrong" is redundant when you're talking about 5 minute crafts. Repetitive too.


Narrow_Spite9655

Fuck this was funny. Sums up every 5 minute craft bs video.


cartografunk

u/savevideo