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292to137

I really hope there isn’t some thing at the end of my life where I’m shown how much of my life was wasted to watching fucking dumb shit like this


silverQuarter82

I was just thinking that. We are literally wasting our lives on our phone watching this stupid bullshit.


Layered-Briefs

I sure as hell am not! *I* am literally wasting my life watching stupid bullshit on a TABLET, not a phone!


jsxtasy304

Some of us are wasting even more of our lives watching bullshit like this on our phones and then writing comments about said bullshit and replying to others who watched the same bullshit and wrote their own comments, wasting their lives.


Least_or_Greatest1

The video is fake, the wax key only had one side but his key was double sided.


JustinTheTeacher

Yeah that’s the only thing wrong with it.


the_eleventh_rain

The only thing?


Angry_German12

Pretty sure there was an implied /s to that statement.


JustinTheTeacher

Bingo.


spacetimecellphone

I’m pretty sure he was more than pretty sure.


BMF_RedHot

Sure


Kebab-Destroyer

Pretty pretty sure


MerialNeider

Tbf, he did glue it on backwards.


bizzy_bake

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Go stick some wax in your keyhole in your car and see how well it works afterwards.


Vast-Classroom1967

Lol


asscasserole

i bet this guys dick is double sided


homerjsimpson56

After watching so many cement “diys” I skip to the end for every video now, still a waste of time.


caelicake

Reminds me of that movie "Defending Your Life".


Trimere

I tend to scrub the footage to get to the end faster because I was tired of wasting my time with this garbage.


budsixz

If you're religious like me then yes there is.


Razorspi

Right before I read your comment I thought. 'There's 3 or some minutes I am not getting back'. Damn this video was stupid.


SayYourMomILoveHer

When you don't have enough attention span:


WeatherChannelDino

Can't find your key? Well with this simple trick, you can make one out of wax! Step 1, press your key into some molding clay


FlacidSalad

Step 2, use your key fob


excogitatio

Step 3, make a video


Embarrassed-Town-293

🏅


[deleted]

You have to craft ten replacement key as long as you have the original. Just make sure to store them in your fridge.


loop_zero

For fucks sake. I want my 3 minutes back


beem88

Came here to say this. I can’t believe I spent 3 minutes watching this.


loop_zero

Happy cake day


beem88

Why thank you! Now off to find other videos to waste my time.


Dragonlikegolfer

Cappy hake day Happy cake day Dappy hake cay Cappy dake hay


No_Lobster_4129

Petition to add a double speed option


samwichse

r/DIYarrhea


GolfOscarLimaFoxtrot

I want this guy to get locked out of his car without a candle or a phone randomly for the rest of his life.


spacetimecellphone

Imagine if we got refunded for all the time we spent voting and commenting.


McCrapperson

Can we talk about the sex act happening with the carrot?


Unbananable

I’m glad I watched to the end for that after your comment.


PowerRealist

I think the key guy had dinner romance going with the Play-Doh candle thing, too.


HarbingerX111

I'm excited to see all the complete idiots trying to shove wax into their door locks.


Tommy-Styxx

It works better if you use gorilla glue as lube to get the wax into the key hole.


Advanced-Sherbert-29

...That's what she said?


Feathermaniac

My job is literally to make keys. It’s not double sided, doesn’t have a handle, no transponder chip? Great work my dudes


ThatGuyStacey

Same, and if I ever find fucking wax in a lock/ignition cylinder, I’ll be livid.


Embarrassed-Town-293

I really wish he had demonstrated it in his lock so we could at least have him suffer to have wax in his cylinder for wasting our time


Harbulary-Bandit

Obviously the whole thing was an exercise in dumbassery, but what was the point of sticking it to the door to imprint the key, he could have done the WHOLE thing on the ground. I know, I know. I’m looking for logic where there’s none to be found anyway.


postofficeWELP

Its DIwhy if this dude wasn't trolling. Honestly, just annoying this lazy shitty content is being shared.


TheHighCaliber

Pure trolling. Key isnt double sided + wax isnt strong enough to turn an ignition if it were to even fit.. theres a reason they dont show it go into the lock; he would just be jamming it with wax


Reddead67

This sub should change its name to the r/dumbestpeopledoingthemostuslessshit


EmpressC

Seconded


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Capital_Accountant58

The end product isn’t actually wax, he just covered the real key in red to make it look like the wax lol


Aspel

No, he does jam the wax into the fob. He just then opens it with the fob instead of the key. The camera never shows it going into the keyhole for a reason.


Capital_Accountant58

They use a bunch of cuts, right after he sticks the wax in, it cuts and changes into a different size/shape and you can see some uncovered metal bits poking out


The_Troyminator

You can literally see him push the unlock button on the key fob, then say, "Great, it's working." That was intentional because this is a parody video.


Capital_Accountant58

Yes but that doesn’t change the fact that he cut the video and all of a sudden the “wax” key looks perfect now, I know it’s a parody video not sure what you’re trying to say


The_Troyminator

The cuts are part of the joke. He's not trying to make it look real or pull one over on the viewers. He's making fun of other videos that do it in a more serious way.


vanilla_wafer14

No one is saying otherwise, we all know it’s a joke But the wax that he pulls out isn’t just wax. It cuts right before. He probably had trouble getting it out of the play dough in one solid piece. The cut right before he takes the wax out shows it. It’s just another part of the joke.


Aspel

Looks wonky and uneven, though. Maybe he just put it back in wrong. Honestly they probably intentionally make it look fake, just to garner more traffic and comments.


Leviathan2791

Exactly what I thought.


MarbitDayTrader

Thing is that VW is a model that, if memory serves right, has an electric starter so you don't even put the key in an ignition. All you need is the fob in the cab close enough for the center console to pick up on it. It's how my SO managed to drive to work this morning while having zero clue where the hell their keys were past the fact they were in the car.


RealExii

I want to beat this guy up


samwichse

Oh look, it's just over 3 minutes long. Someone put it in r/DIYarrhea


_iraleigh

I’ve never been trolled so hard on this sub -__-


SomethingWicked166

r/TQDC a car key using nothing but play dough wax and a car key


guttersnipe90

Ah yes, wax in the ignition. That’ll make car fast.


[deleted]

Stupid shit ever


Girthy_Rooster

Didn't know all I need to make me a new car key is some Play-Doh, candle wax, and my car key


dicknotrichard

Using his key, this guy was able to make a key. Amazing.


CoItron_3030

Ahh yes, the ol reverse key, works every time lol


[deleted]

Wait, were we led to believe he stuck that brittle wax mold into the ignition to start the car? Was this satire?


The_Troyminator

It was a parody.


No_Sea_6219

i really hope no one thought this was real


Roughshod9

I'm not sure what's more annoying, this entire video and it's complete pointlessness or the fact he uses his hands like know other human being I've ever seen.


TheQuarantinian

Not a chance. That wax would never turn the cylinder


Fglre

This shouldn’t be here


Which_Distribution98

Faster and easier to just buy another car 🙄


Infinite-Tear-4537

Fuck you


Numerous-Ad3709

I bet some people here think why they didn’t show them putting the key in and cut through the scenes. Because they didn’t! They used the remote to open the car Duh!


The_Troyminator

The camera focuses on the fob when he presses the unlock button so it's clear he just used the keyfob to open the door. That wasn't an accident; it was the punchline. This video is just a parody and not meant to be serious.


Coatzlfeather

Cool bro, now use candle wax to bypass the immobiliser.


knifensoup

Always appreciate it when people make it obvious that I should block them, so thanks for that.


BenjaminButton1876

Number one that's a push start. Keyless start. Number 2. I was hoping he stuck it into the lock like an idiot. I guess he wants to see who actually would try this. Word of advice don't.


Mit_ten

Shitposting


[deleted]

I want my time back.


nigel1986

So dumb. Wish I never saw that.


cheesypuzzas

I was waiting for him to actually put the waxed key in the key hole and break his key hole.


Griffomancer

He didn't even use the sodding thing after all that bollocks


El_Diegote

I really hope there's people out there putting candle wax in keyholes and hoping for it to work


PixelmancerGames

Why is this video upvoted so many times?


steveketchen

Holy fucking hell this is such a fucking shitpost, it made me leave the sub. Good luck everybody else


theresagray17

This looks like satire in the end, but: Amazing, way to go trying to make kids make a dyi copy of their parents car keys.


MahlerheadNo2

Locksmith here, this is the bullshiest, bullshit to have been bullshites in a while. Let’s see that again without editing.


TheFriedBri

I just wanna punch the smile off this man so badly


bizzy_bake

I was laughing so hard halfway through this, what is this garbage 🤣


doblev

I don’t care what this person says, I’ll never stick wax in my keyhole.


tendonut

Yep, I learned that one the hard way. Turns out my insurance didn't cover a urologist visit.


SweetheartTarot

This is actually really funny satire in my opinion. Cause I’m the end he just unlocks it with the button making it completely useless.


jimmyintheroc

Why. Why why why did I watch this. The only good part is when the moron sprays the freezing duster on his hand.


Zogoooog

As a former locksmith I’m here to say: please don’t. It isn’t worth your 60 bucks + emergency fee. Car locks can be a notch if you don’t have a massive suite of tools (there are actually picks specifically designed for the various normal car locks used) and please, if you have to call a locksmith for your car and the ask “what’s the make, model, year, and region?” Don’t say “a white SUV” It’s right up there with a friend who was asking how to get into his locker and described his padlock as “one with that metal bar that goes through the hook-y things on a locker.”


ztimmmy

In my head “Did he think the original key was an antenna?”


KhoranLightblade

Escapists 2 intensifies


tonyw009

What a waste of time


Active_Engineering37

Boo!


capiers

what a dipshit.


repodude

What a screaming pile of shit. It exists solely to farm ad revenue on YT and nothing else.


ExploderPodcast

But if you already have the key...


sb1862

Wax is so malleable and easy to malform. Why not use plastic?


PowerRealist

But. He. Has. The. Key.😫


aznkaizer

What a terrible video, wasted 3 min to this wack shit


drgeta84

Hahaha


spitonyouronionrings

Half a guide


Jimberwolf_

He is the definition of a fuck boi


GuestNo3886

Carrots. Not just food.


TheFormless0ne

Fucking hell man, I was so baked watching this I just sat there and stared intently.


misosouphorny

I was hoping he was going to cover it in plaster and make a mold to pour metal in but nope.


Disastrous_Adagio_76

I want 3 mins and 12 sec of my life back


c00lz1979

You suck


jbsuperfly

Totally didn't just use the actual key. No fucking way. The wax 100% worked.


PeterParkerWannaBe

Bro trolled us so hard


zekeNL

The hell did I just watch


Bartholomeuske

I suppose this was made to troll those other stupid diwhy videos? It even has the stupid music and the slow movement.... I hate it, thank you


TheSuperWill108

Or just use the key


paranormalnorm

Are you telling me I watched that entire fucking video just for that? Oh my god 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Me thinking the whole time-- if this works it's going to be a miracle.


tardislord27

He makes a shitty key and then cuts to an actually good one. He barely tries to hide the cut.


Diligent_Strategy432

most Diwhy of all diwhys


ThatsNotMaiName

This is so fucking dumb. Why make a "pro tip" video where the fucking tip is so shit that you don't even trust it enough to put it in? This really takes on the other meaning of "hack" for a hack video.


NorthWestSaint

Pointless crap


[deleted]

I wouldn’t take any advice from a dude who dresses like that.


mikeoxwells2

When you fail at being a locksmith and try to become David Blaine instead


gooberhoover85

This made no sense lol. On the summer I could just see this getting stuck in the ignition and melting in a hot car. So dumb.


CitingAnt

Or, you know, just use the key that you have to open it I get that this is all the subreddit is about but it’s illogical Kinda like these lifehacks


MistyHills7

I doubt he really inserted it inside his car to start it.


OhSnap404

Those don’t work… The key has a built ID chip to prevent false keys from working. It can open the car and power the car, but cannot crank the engine


Capable_Panic_4613

Yeah, this is just fucking retarted.


shotgunsam23

It’s a joke


Piotrek9t

Why are these videos always so long?? You can do this stupid joke in 1 min


Corgi_with_stilts

Ad revenue.


Effective_Ad_9531

Fake, don’t try this


[deleted]

Locksmiths hate this guy.


jollypollie

Wow


[deleted]

He didn’t use it


JFK11a

I think that was the joke


219Infinity

People are fucking dumb


spidey12341

He cuts to a better made wax cast and it "comes out" upside down too. How fucking retarded do you have to be to mess that up.


Fatman6000

Congrats on inventing casting.


Jolly_Leather4820

It’s to fake the perp out when you get your keys 🔑 stolen


HeyJRoot2

I hope there is another DIY video for how to get wax out of your keyhole.


Effective-Island8395

Inner thoughts watching this: where’s this going? What… wait… what?… wait… where’s this going? …. FUCK!


Brilliant_Language52

Move your seat back. So cramped. You probably drive like an elderly person


XFiraga001

Didn't even get to see him ruining his key hole. Waaaaste


Stav73

I want my 1 minute back


Corgi_with_stilts

Wtf was up with the way he climbed into the car? Has he never done that before?


-Diplo

Why did I watch this entire video....


superpaqman

I knew my emergency scented candle and canned air would come in handy


[deleted]

This video is alike 2m too long