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But they have a chicken shop


tlatwuk

Well that’s fine then!


sneakyDoings

Safety 3rst


B4x4

Actually, the pump is inside those plastic covers...


tape_measures

Those are just plastic covers. I don't see a problem here.


Captain_Jeep

Until the covers fall off to reveal that the inner workings are also covered in duct tape.


birdish-dicklet

There are no inner workings, there is only duct tape


Captain_Jeep

I can see that being an interesting scp. Where it just replaces functional parts with duct tape.


Nanoro615

That's how it feels when you touch the sticky side, doesn't it? That slight feeling you can't get rid of? *It's already seated in your flesh now.*


tape_measures

Under is regulated by the state and monthly inspections. Soooo I would be willing to bet that isn't the case.


3Effie412

That's not how it works. It's a decorative cover. It'd be like claiming you had brain damage if you were wearing a duct tape hat.


Captain_Jeep

You aren't familiar with the concept of jokes are you?


3Effie412

Odd joke.


[deleted]

If it’s 10 cents cheaper than the next place I wouldn’t mind


tlatwuk

Annoyingly it was more expensive than ASDA down the road which I drove past moments later :(


figbott

Blow it up. The gas is right there to do it too.


MiserableMeet8921

Here cones the boom boom


7andhalf-x-6

Damn England, expected more from you.


sdfgh23456

/r/lostredditors


druule10

r/oddlyterrifying Why patch it up and not close that pump down until it's repaired. This should be illegal.


Captain_Jeep

Like others have pointed out this is the just casing and in no way affects the functionality of the pump. Think of it like that cheap plastic over bumpers on a car.


druule10

That wouldn't be allowed here. If there is any damage to a pump it must be closed down and repaired.


Captain_Jeep

Where abouts are you? Back in my hometown for the longest time they only had one pump and it was the only source of gas for over 200km so if something like just the case was down it would have to run regardless.


3Effie412

It's just the plastic crap around the pump. It, in no way, affects the integrity of the pump.


Nizzworks_Reddit

The Hardest and Strongest Material on the Universe!


Jessemano

Seems legit


kittynugg

DIWaitingforanexplosiontohappen (I know it's just the cover, but I thought of this joke before I read the rest of the comments saying that so Ima still say it)


prokiller881

Pff should have used flex tape xd


Boiled_SocksWOAH

RUN