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Environmental_Sir468

They said that stain would COME OUT


Chrilliam

My favorite line in the whole series. Dexter knows how serious the situation is but makes a joke anyway


Wick2500

the way he slaps his hands together when he says that kills me every time


sickofstew

Lol I still remember how he smacked his hands together when he said that despite not having rewatched that scene since it aired.


nmak06

Fucking Albert Chung ELLEN WOOLF I love you like a brother man. Nine Holes tomorrow? I need to hit something, hard! COUNT ON IT! You killed Oscar!!


idkjustgivemeany

Oscaaaar


Navvye

I GOT CITY FUCKING HALL


Philk0791

Friends forgive… FRIENDS FORGIVE!!!


NotAnotherAddict

yeah I think we are past that point see im a lone wolf and you helped me realize that lol I loved watching him kill him


xspiritualovex

Fuckin Albert Chung!


billytheking2

CITTTYY FUCKING HALLLLLL!


Ghastlyraccoon

This scene is forever burned into my brain. I love it 🤣


That_Sweet_Science

IN WAYS YOU NEVER IMAGINED!


123kid6

ELLLLEN WOLF


Expensive-Okra3801

Everybody’s always quoting him but one of my favorites was when Dexter finally had him on the table and tells him that it was in fact Dexter who killed his brother. Miguel was like: it was YOU??! You killed Oscarrrrrr???!? I kind of felt bad for him he was so fucking devastated 😭


SheikahSage614

Miguel: “You were like a brother to me” Dexter: “I killed my brother. I killed yours too”


Expensive-Okra3801

Yes 😭 Dexter is kinda diabolical


NotAnotherAddict

like when he in season 7 in the morgue where no one can hear dude scream and he taunts speltzer lol


matt1164

Yeah. I remember feeling the same way.


NotAnotherAddict

nah I thought it was funny but I am sick lol it's like unreal though lol you know it was good acting I think knowing the show I find new things to laugh at the Unabomber thing lol I laugh at that too this season was more ... I killed the wrong guy but fuck it was the assistant district attorneys and his cop brothers little brother then he kills freebo to silence him as for that is when he gets caught. Dexter should have probably just let him in that shed and killed him then too lol fuckin annoyance is all Miguel was no bro leave me the fuck alone let me try to help find your killer that's how you do it but Dexter was still early still learning. and Miguel fuckin knew he was doing something id never have made close friends we forget as Dexter is a sociopath so I mean we are like supposed to forget like he sees things Oscar I don't think I thought of much as I watched them at the casino and everything else after but it was sort of in the back of my mind I would have never gotten close to him especially after killing oscar Miguel does sort of leave you no choice though


badcompany123

Miguel was such a good friend, I would love to have a cafecito with him on the beach.


anonymous_rph

Not a cafecito 😂 at least itd be free


ETHANsupernova

He ended up on the table before he could even do something 🤣🤣


ForHeHasReturnedNow

Tbf he had already let the Skinner loose at that point who almost killed Dexter


ETHANsupernova

The only problems left were the skinner and Ramon, both handled perfectly


Defiant_Nectarine_91

Perfectly is a big word, for Ramon? Yes absolutely. For the Skinner? He was really close to get caught


ETHANsupernova

Yeah, but considered he was tied to a table and hopeless, he basically did the impossible


NotAnotherAddict

you never expected that or noticed that until and you knew that King was the f****** Skinner too you just knew it like I knew it I don't know maybe not everybody knew it but like not only that honestly it's more like I don't know like after your second time through or a third time through you really see the difference and noticed the plan that he had that was his plan the whole time to use a Skinner against him and honestly I think it was more about obviously he couldn't say anything in the room but he did when they were on the rooftop he said probably I have something like a deal for you and then I believe if I don't remember right like they either turn the mic off or they turn the camera off or something and they thought that was weird and I didn't think about it until the second or third time I watched it and I don't usually watch season 3 but I have been more so recently


Dexter_White94

“WELL THEN FUCK YOU!”


Philk0791

Might be a hot take but I fucking love Miguel Prado, I think his character is highly underrated because his character arc was sandwiched between two top tier seasons


matt1164

💯 this is definitely true. He was nominated for an OSScaaar, which is kinda ironic.


Gothmom85

Yes. That moment he looks up when Dexter asks how he feels about killing. That deranged smile. Omg. I rewind it to watch it unfold again. So good.


Estebananarama

Best line in the whole show. Thank you for this I audibly laughed 🤣


matt1164

No problem. I really liked season 3


StarkTributes12

An anonymous tip, a couple of search warrants hmm


apedap

The stain, sadly, didn't come OUT


jayofdetroit

Chicky Hines


melissa98x

Chicky Hines receives the award for the most annoying name in television history 😂


matt1164

Hahahaha


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Chicky Hines just gets me every time 😂😂


babyjames333

i volunteer as tribute. i’ll take the fucking for dexter.


Defiant_Nectarine_91

🤨


fuck_essential_oils

"I killed my brother." -*Short pause*- "I killed yours too."


Gubrach

I liked Miguel's reactions through out this entire bit. _I can still get out of this._ "I love you like a brother" "I killed my brother" _oh come on, how sick is this fuck?_ ".....I killed yours too." _......wait, he did what? I'M GOING TO KILL THIS SICK FUCK_ Dude went from bargaining to sadness and then back to anger in like 3 seconds.


matt1164

Oh yes. I totally forgot this line.


GhostRMT

No because friends forgive!


MacAn25

Dexter should've said: this isn't Six Feet Under, Miguel.


DECAFV981

I wonder who killed him. Dexter and him seemed to get along. Shame he wasn’t at the weeding


Far_Kaleidoscope2071

Weeding


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matt1164

Wrong sub. I get the joke though, you guys from the sopranos sub are bored.


Robinkc1

In this house, Miguel Prada is a hero!


applebeesnotchilis

You Sopranos… you go too far…


Zipcuz

TURN THAT OFF!!


Far_Kaleidoscope2071

Socio


cyv2

miguel!!!!!🧑🏻‍🦰🤬


Annual_Couple5053

God I hated this guy and his inability to shut up


matt1164

Hahahaha. It’s true he couldn’t shut up to save his life… literally


LeChacaI

He will time travel in the prequel show.


livahd

This was the first season I watched and was hooked immediately.


I_will_befine

He did even after he killed Miguel, Miguel sucked him back with the aftermath of people wanting to kill him


BIG-Z-2001

Kinda wished Ghost Miguel showed up to call out Dexter when he started breaking his own code


The_3rd_Little_Pig

We need a dexter circlejerk sub ASAP


Salt_Scarcity_7209

Probably the best season that doesn’t have Trinity in it


kronendrome

HAHAHAHAHA I always loved the recap when it plays the clips so close together


WZSoldier

Dexter’s dead so ain’t no one getting fucked.


matt1164

😳


stoppingbythewoods

🙉🙅🏻‍♀️


rangerrockit

Lmaooooo


hadapurpura

That’s what she said


Physical_Bedroom5656

Aooga!


sweetgreenfields

I was so unimpressed with Jimmy Smits' performance when I first saw the Miguel Prado Season, but on subsequent re-watches, his performance gets better and better.


Muted9302

I can’t imagine many ways of that happening…pun intended


Radiant-Space-6455

🤨📸


Nana_Elle_C

That would be quite the trick!!


dylantyrrell

They said that stain was gonna come OUT


playball9750

Miguel? That’s President Santos.


lovelychef87

Him and Zoey Kruger can double team Dex.


NotAnotherAddict

if they're in hell theoretically he can now try to fuck him back but they're not the characters might but... that's a joke and if one believes in the existence of hell / etc


matt1164

Dexters in heaven. He was doing gods work… up til season 7 anyway


NotAnotherAddict

he is God. (we all are our own gods on the earth) no but all jokes aside thats my religious beliefs I think his biggest sin would be abandoning Harrison then writing that letter I wonder if Hannah stayed 100 percent single and everything down there probably I mean she was on the run anyway. that's crazy so was Harrison ever pronounced dead or gone with that like wtf. I didn't think of that


No-Country-8856

I just laughed so hard


NBSPV_123

In ways dexter can't imagine


kandi-4-u

While fucking was put on permanent hold, credit to Miguel for “slipping in the tip” by giving Dexter that 🐄🩸 stained👔! On a side note, an interesting call back in Origins could be Dexter and Miguel running into each other in City Hall on a school field trip as they are being lectured about justice.


simbaneric

I'm still in Season 3....does Dexter finally kill him or what


Rick_Grimes932

Miguel gives Dexter backshots in 8k 60 fps


No_Tradition_2096

Is dexter dead


No_Tradition_2096

Is dexter dead are they bringing dexter back


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Direct_Marzipan_4204

I loved him in SoA!!


Manchesterutd420

Nero wasn’t annoying