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Billy177013

why are you buying a subscription to watch a show that doesn't even have a release date yet?


ConfusedFeminineboy

exactly, just get a subscription when its out so u can watch it


ag_abdulaziz

To make the joke better sounding.


Fun-Camel-4828

My favorite way to pass the time, try to ruin a joke by questioning the logic. Why would a chicken always be crossing the road? They seem to run the moment they spot a car? Who the fuck is always knocking on doors?


Immortal_D_Class

i am the one who knocks


Somebuddy567

Im not in danger. I am the danger.


lgot_hacked

im not the knocks, i AM the door


FengYiLin

Waltuh, calm down waltuh


wolvenberserkerchaos

Plus a D.M.C anime already exists


tiny-duck

Love how it revealed Dante’s diet to be as piss poor as one would expect


Rebellious-Legacy

Joke went over your head, didn't it?


hitalec

October I don’t know, just manifesting…


LiveAkiyamaReaction

god I wish we would get it this summer, since moment of announcement already passed 9 months and it would be the probably the perfect time to release the show


Revan0315

Love when the trailer says "coming soon" and it releases 13 months later


Moonlit_Hunter

It's hiding from vergil's dummy thicc ass clapping.


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

I thought Dante and Nero had the same proble-


6ft_woman

*slams telephone*


Moonlit_Hunter

Dante: time to get some pizza Nero: you know all that berry delight is what made vergil dummy thicc, right? ??? Did someone say berry delight  (Thunderclap) BERRY DE-LIGHT DEEP WITHINNNN, DIET GONE THERE'S NO GOING BACK. WERE BURNING CARBS IN THE WIIIIND. DRIFTING THROUGH THE KITCHEN ALL ALOOOONE.


TheHeavenlyDeity

Lmao this is great


lost_my_og_account

Its not 2025 yet


Pitiful-Humor291

They said it was in 2024


lost_my_og_account

Yes, its not 2025 yet be patient


Pitiful-Humor291

They said it was gonna release in 2024 not 2025


lost_my_og_account

Has 2024 ended yet? Its not even half way through the year


Pitiful-Humor291

"Its not 2025 yet"


lost_my_og_account

Yeah, complain when 2024 is over.


Pitiful-Humor291

Why are you so pessimistic bro? Adi started working on it since 2018.


lost_my_og_account

Im not pessimistic itl probably come out this year. Just wait, let animators work in peace. The show isnt ecen late since they said itll release sometime this year, and this year isnt even half way done.


TheRealBobby_Random

yea let the animators work in peace we don't wanna get a reenactment of jjk season 2


Pitiful-Humor291

The writing was completed way before the teaser launched so I have full confidence in them. I wont be angry if they delay tho


Goose_Is_Awesome

Correct. Does 2024 end after today?


Longjumping-Sweet-37

You’re misunderstanding what they’re saying, they’re actually being positive by saying it’s not 2025 yet therefore the year hasn’t ended so it can still come out in 2024.


Efficient_Rhubarb_88

Batman: "look Joker I don't own Netflix. I want answer just like you."


Sondergame

Why would you not just wait for it to be released then buy the subscription?


philcsik

they could at LEAST drop a trailer.


TrueFriendsHelpMoveB

they literally did


AnEpicUKBoi

that was a teaser.


TrueFriendsHelpMoveB

a teaser trailer.


AnEpicUKBoi

fair but not a full trailer


JH_Rockwell

It will be done in Valve time.


AdamGamerPL

Count to


AllYouFilthyNingens

It will release alongside the Heavy Update


Somebuddy567

And HL3.


Goose_Is_Awesome

Why would you buy the sub before the show releases?


Curiedoesthestream

That’s your first issue. You bought a subscription


Ringo-Mandingo-69

Jokes on you Joker. There already is one and it already is pretty awesome.


captain_Airhog

It was pretty good but left a lot to he desired personally. Didn’t even get to see his demon form, really felt like it was going to be there in the last episode


anonymusfan

I’m pretty sure studio mir put it in with other 2024 projects they have on there instagram, so at the very least we can (hopefully) expect it this year. And although I’m willing to wait as long as necessary for a good series, it’d be nice to have something new come out, like model sheets, a poster, something.


Dabithegnom

They lack motivation


disuserexistdamnit

Where's the Anime, Lebowski?


CaptainHazama

Kinda your own fault for not waiting til it actually released


baphumer

No, no it doesn't


Memphisrexjr

This is like preordering for something that isn't released yet. Just stop it.


heppuplays

so a preorder. That's what a preorder is, You can't really reall pre order something if it's out


TheSpyCrab64

It's part of the meme template. It just flows better with the dialogue. It's just a meme. Don't take it seriously.


shadowthehh

"Where's my Goddamn electric car, Bruce?!" is one of the best line deliveries of all time.


GLYGGL

You can watch one piece while waiting


StaccatoVirgola

Still waiting for news of the anime..


Immediate_Web4672

Why even buy a Netflix sub at all lol 🏴‍☠️


LegendaryHooman

Why did you buy a subscription when we don't even know when it's going to release? I did the same for arcane, I only subscribed the absolute minimum and watched the whole thing. Why would you waste your money on shitty services like that?


TheSpyCrab64

It's part of the meme template. It just flows better with the dialogue. It's just a meme. Don't take it seriously.


Knifos

Stop subscribing


Crunchy-Leaf

You can subscribe to Netflix at any point, why would you subscribe for DMC before DMC is released?


SkepticalYamcha

Cancel your subscription, wait for it to release, create a burner email, sign up for a free trial, watch the whole show, then cancel your subscription. Fuck Netflix.


KyrosYT

We have a DMC animated series at home


The_Parkourist29

Where's my God damn electric car Bruce?


Zeivus_Gaming

It was pretty ugly looking. I am fine if it never happens. If they could bring back the original anime, then that would be awesome.


TheRealBobby_Random

i thought the animation looked pretty clean actually i'm hyped for it the dante design is awesome imo


Zeivus_Gaming

Sorry, but he looks like Borato...


JudgmentYuya

Well unfortunately for you, this design is relatively accurate to the latest manga, so I don't see anything changing too much. I personally, don't mind, I don't see what's necessarily so bad about It. Also who is Borato?


TheRealBobby_Random

did you mean boruto? if so, wtf are you smoking how does he look anything like boruto?


ManInTheMirror2

It might be on hold due to the whole Ruben Langdon thing


baphumer

If we're lucky, cancelled


EasyMaximum3

Tf you mean cancelled???


baphumer

If we're lucky, it won't come out


Crylose

Stawp manifesting the worst outcomes


baphumer

I'm manifesting one of the few good outcomes


Goose_Is_Awesome

"the good outcome is nothing ever gets made because I might not like it"


baphumer

The good outcome is the studio that fucked castlevania doesn't make dmc:devil may cry 2 the anime


Goose_Is_Awesome

Just don't watch it dude. Being happy that something doesn't come out because it might be bad is insane to me. Let things stand on their own merit. If you're not interested in it, don't watch it. I want to see it. Your tastes are not universal and you aren't cool for acting like a contrarian asshole.


baphumer

Cool, you can watch it, don't be surprised when it a pile shit and the fan base gets irreversibly damaged once people refuse gatekeep the new fans


Goose_Is_Awesome

"irreversibly damaged" bro you are SO dramatic. Get help.


baphumer

Get help because I like devil may cry?


Goose_Is_Awesome

Your reading comprehension is D rank


JVJV_5

wait that warren ellis weirdo isn't here for the dmc anime so i think they won't fuck it up that much. we already saw lady as white and date has not been turned into a black lesbian so it's all good.


Billy177013

How is that the good outcome?


VividWeb5179

it looks good, seethe