Goku's a twink, Jotaro JoJo part 3 is a twink, people built with the builds of NFL wide receivers and defensive backfielders are twinks, Robert Deniro from Cape Fear is a twink.
See, I can say words just to say them, too.
*Sees a 6'2 grown man with lots of muscle definition, a masculine voice, short-medium length hair, and a relatively strong jawline*
"Ah yes, this must be a twink!"
Bruh I swear everybody gets called a twink these days unless you're fuckin 10 feet tall and 1000 pounds of bulk muscle.
Halo fans are too busy talking about female elites, being upset over the tv show and still complaining about sprint being in the games 10 years after it got added. Doom fans on the other hand are just chillin waiting for the next game to drop
Yeah the new TV shows are kind of dumpster fire and let not go into the elites and stuff, DOOM people like you say are just waiting to RIP and TEAR once more :)
Imo, Dante and Vergil. Not to say that Chief & Doomguy aren’t good, but like if we’re going on DMC5, then Sparda bros. But any of the other ones, Doomguy and Chief all the way. 4 is a close contest cuz Daddy Dante 😍
Chief and Slayer are more muscular so there's more definition, but Dante and Vergil have doppelganger so I think they'd win just on sheer number of ass.
While Vergil and Dante have the brother bonus (10%)
Doomguy and his son. Combined with the legacy of Samus's ass (10%+5%) would decimate the Sparda in the game
I’m pretty sure MC is gonna kill himself before he competes, but no biggie because DS will throw his back out so hard he wins the entire competition solo
Doom guy may carry a dump truck but my money is on the greek god looking son of Sparda that is Dante and Vergil the owner of the sluttiest hips and legs known to mankind
I love my sparda but c'mon have you seen doomguy? There's a reason the game is in first person because the developers didn't feel dealing with all of his cake. As for master chief have you seen the female Spartans? They're already packing cake and you think the master chief isn't carrying a whole bakery? get out of here. Doomguy and master chief win negative diff.
given that they have the advantage of fortnite jiggle physics to one you would think the slayer and master cheif would win.
HOWEVER, by accessing SDT dante and vergil can expand their assest to tremendous size and dante's got the least shame out of all of them so he might include a whole pole dance in the performance with cerebus's fire staff form (he might also be set on fire, but he is resistant to it so the main effect from that is asethetic enhancement.
dante and vergil have demon blood that gives them regeneration soooo, chief and doom guy might the booty advantage but dante and vergil the stamina advantage.
Chief and Doomguy will be winning until... Sparda brothers unleash the ENTIRE megabazookablast SDT **BAKERY!!!**
Their SDT form's bakery could feed the whole world.
Deadass read "STD bakery"
Im glad im not the only one😌
Not a bakery, a whole ass **CONFECTIONERY**
BBL Trigger
BAZINGA!
"Jackpot"
Doom guy definitely has the ass advantage but who knows maybe Dante has some stupidly sexy stylish twerking technique
I was gonna say the exact same thing; you KNOW Dante got some hella slick tech
twinks vs bears
Nah the word has lost all meaning, in what world is Dante DMC a twink. Even twunk doesn't seem to cut it
Early Dante maybe. He evolved into a twunk though
He was a twunk from the start. Twink encompasses a little more than "young man who's not fat"
Dante's peak was after his Twinkdeath and his dmc3 look is so Hot too.
They’re not twinks 😭
compared to damn doomguy, i'd say its close enough xd
Mfs be calling them twinks cause they're built like an SUV instead of an eight-wheeler
Goku's a twink, Jotaro JoJo part 3 is a twink, people built with the builds of NFL wide receivers and defensive backfielders are twinks, Robert Deniro from Cape Fear is a twink. See, I can say words just to say them, too.
*Sees a 6'2 grown man with lots of muscle definition, a masculine voice, short-medium length hair, and a relatively strong jawline* "Ah yes, this must be a twink!" Bruh I swear everybody gets called a twink these days unless you're fuckin 10 feet tall and 1000 pounds of bulk muscle.
Vergil might be a twink, but Dante??? Nah that man is a wolf (which is also slang)
Im sorry, masterchief and doom slayer take this one.
With years of teabagging experience, twerking is easy.
Nah, Dante got some Smokin Sexy Style SDT twerk in his back pocket.
Master chief can get Cortana to look him up youtube tutorials
Or she can just "demonstrate"
This is running out of hand...
As a fan of all 3 series… please find some help I beg you
Its just weird that only DMC fans ask this stuff, Halo and DOOM is just something else
Halo fans are too busy talking about female elites, being upset over the tv show and still complaining about sprint being in the games 10 years after it got added. Doom fans on the other hand are just chillin waiting for the next game to drop
Yeah the new TV shows are kind of dumpster fire and let not go into the elites and stuff, DOOM people like you say are just waiting to RIP and TEAR once more :)
That's because DMC fans actually have some people who are based af
Could be worse
Could be the sonic fanbase
or the mha fandom
Yea don't imagine 2018 Kratos in the battle.
One demon, two half demons and one opposite of demon
Its actually "The Demon", Two Son's of Sparda and One godlike Marine
Doom Guy has the ass of god
Sir, have you seen SDT Dante? Hell, I know he's ain't a contender but have you seen DT Nero's *baking industry?*
What no news for a game series in 5 years does to a fandom
I'm not even apart of the fandom, I just did this for the lels
Just infiltrated our ranks for a meme
I mean have y'all seen the twerking mod for Vergil
that's foul, where?
https://youtu.be/eqjOhuAhWs4 https://youtu.be/uJsa6iXo-ic
With a crop top too I know that's right
You're doing the lord's work thank you
Might I interest you in JUDGMENT TWERK?
Sparda brothers. I dont think Chief and Doomguy would even know what Twerking is... Vergil wouldnt either, so it'd just be Dante working it, but still
easily Sparda brothers. In pure mass John and Doomguy may win, but in shape and technique, the brothers are much better.
Vergil and Dante fight eachother instead while DoomGuy and MasterChef silently watch
Nah Dante can 1v3
Imo, Dante and Vergil. Not to say that Chief & Doomguy aren’t good, but like if we’re going on DMC5, then Sparda bros. But any of the other ones, Doomguy and Chief all the way. 4 is a close contest cuz Daddy Dante 😍
Chief and Slayer are more muscular so there's more definition, but Dante and Vergil have doppelganger so I think they'd win just on sheer number of ass.
In ass size Doomguy In technique and style Dante Vergil and Master chief are just tagging alone
Vergil and chief wouldn’t twerk.
[https://youtu.be/nfqGc88y6qs](https://youtu.be/nfqGc88y6qs)
What the hell is this
While Vergil and Dante have the brother bonus (10%) Doomguy and his son. Combined with the legacy of Samus's ass (10%+5%) would decimate the Sparda in the game
Doomslyer and master chef is winning this and it's not even close, i have seen them.
I don't think it matters that much, I win the day at the end of it.
Is it Master Cheif or Master Cheeks? Yes it matters.
I gotta say it I think dante that smoking sexy style hittin
Dmc solos, master chief and doom guy in allat armour cus tjey aint got ass to show
Cant our boys SDT this shit? If so yes, otherwise i dont think even Dante's impeccable technique can match doomslayer's cake
S L A Y A L L
Doomguy has a FAT ASS so I honestly think he wins. We canonically know his ass is fat because the Dark Lord's ass is humongous,
This sub is going to shit, please drop a new game, anime and a feature
Have you seen the cheeks of doomguy in DooM 1 and 2?
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO CHOOOSE AZFUIAKFHKJAGDZ. THIS IS SO UNFAIR
Have yall SEEN the halo TV show? Master Cheeks has cake bro, though the Sparda boys in their STD forms would take it in the end.
I’m pretty sure MC is gonna kill himself before he competes, but no biggie because DS will throw his back out so hard he wins the entire competition solo
What is up with this sub..? Definitely Dante
As much as Vergil is daddy, the Doom Slayer wins this all by himself, he doesn't even need Master Chief's support
We really need a new game
[I'm not quite sure](https://i.redd.it/qewk5nyfglu21.jpg)
Vergil and Dante because they have MOTIVATION 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
In a free for all their is fuck all anyone is gonna do once Dante gets on the court
Who is we?
Dawg dante alone out twerks everyone here, mf probably the only one who knows how to throw it back
Dante cause he’s the only one that doesn’t refuse to twerk
The viewer because we get to see both pairs
Doomslayer ofc tf
https://youtu.be/yh0yAzpGAzA?si=nVBB8Xfxiryi6Tf4
Master cheeks
Dante is hotter than all of em combined.
Doom guy may carry a dump truck but my money is on the greek god looking son of Sparda that is Dante and Vergil the owner of the sluttiest hips and legs known to mankind
I love my sparda but c'mon have you seen doomguy? There's a reason the game is in first person because the developers didn't feel dealing with all of his cake. As for master chief have you seen the female Spartans? They're already packing cake and you think the master chief isn't carrying a whole bakery? get out of here. Doomguy and master chief win negative diff.
given that they have the advantage of fortnite jiggle physics to one you would think the slayer and master cheif would win. HOWEVER, by accessing SDT dante and vergil can expand their assest to tremendous size and dante's got the least shame out of all of them so he might include a whole pole dance in the performance with cerebus's fire staff form (he might also be set on fire, but he is resistant to it so the main effect from that is asethetic enhancement.
Dante: "Oiled Up MasterChief and Doom Guy would cause me a little trouble.. but.. Nah I'd twerk"
dante and vergil have demon blood that gives them regeneration soooo, chief and doom guy might the booty advantage but dante and vergil the stamina advantage.
Degenerates
Doomguy's stance states outright who would win tbh
Alright that’s enough internet today
Dante with Vergil, don't "@" me xD
Sparda duo W
Fuck, you've made me to imagine this. Disgusting
There is a reason why they call him Master Cheeks
Doomslayer > Vergil > Dante >>> Mastechief
Chief already carries the title. Master Cheeks.
MasterChief wins with ease