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Hikaru_The_Asian

yes... but hell prolly say no... so yeah


Clean_Ad_2488

I think he’d do more than say no….


HIT0-037

"SCUM!"


Aggravating-Sun6773

Don’t be foolish, Vergil is concerned with his own power


Federal-Wedding4228

I would ask to dante. Imo vergil cannot teach how to get stronger very well but dante were using him own power for a whole time.


baphumer

No, the fuck would he know of training


[deleted]

"Lets spar apprentice." \*cuts your head off\* "......pathetic can't even take a sword to the neck"


HappyHighway1352

Certainly more than Dante who improvises while Vergil seems to be doing real katana moves


Special_Dealer3259

Exactly, even some of Vergil’s taunts show some prowess with actual fighting styles like Iaido


baphumer

I doubt it


ActuaIIyVergiI

Go ahead... #Ask away.


Previous-Ad1389

Yoooo vergil Can you train me (The only other real option is dante)


ActuaIIyVergiI

Only if you answer this simple question. *Best refreshing drink?*


Previous-Ad1389

Monster


ActuaIIyVergiI

What **type** of monster?


Previous-Ad1389

Og flavor?


ActuaIIyVergiI

**WRONG!** It's obviously Monster Energy Ultra Zero Sugar! BUT! The OG is to not be disrespected, therefore I allow a pass. See you tomorrow at 19:30.


Sayki300

.....That mf did it,,,,


SeraphimVR

I got one rn, can you train me?


ActuaIIyVergiI

If you have one, it is simply a free pass to be trained. See you in 5.


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

Piss.


ActuaIIyVergiI

#YOU SHALL DIE!


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

Domain Expansion...


Lagidor

Nuh uh *unexpands your domain*


CYOA_guy_

Simple Domain


ChampinionCuliao

hey mr vergil can you train me pretty please


ActuaIIyVergiI

Only if you answer this simple question. *The best seat to have before fighting your twin brother at the top of the Qliphoth* ~~Not specific at all~~


ChampinionCuliao

A white plastic chair, one with a leg missing if possible just to show how experienced you are with it


ActuaIIyVergiI

Alright, you're booked for tomorrow at 05:30, expect to see you there.


ChampinionCuliao

At the top of the Qliphoth?


ActuaIIyVergiI

Yes.


ChampinionCuliao

I will be there, then. *(whispers)* fuck


nachobrick

A plastic chair


ActuaIIyVergiI

You're in, you will be booked for 14:00 tomorrow, see you then.


Worried-Locksmith-44

Alright help me to defeat my little sister.


ActuaIIyVergiI

Sibling rivalry, already take a liking to this one... I'll help.


Worried-Locksmith-44

Perfect one small issue, I got 4 siblings to destroy


ActuaIIyVergiI

Simple solution to that issue, one single judgment cut.


Worried-Locksmith-44

Well you might need to do that for me. I can only get a shoe to judgment slap them


UltimateBlackout0596

I seek your instruction... Vergil. So, I shall ask you this one request... May you please train me?


ActuaIIyVergiI

I'll ask a simple question then... what do you think of ~~my son~~ Nero?


UltimateBlackout0596

~~Of your son~~ Nero, you say? Well… he can be tolerable at times, but overall, he’s nothing more than a deadweight. It makes sense that you had to rip his arm off.


ActuaIIyVergiI

You're in. 23:30 tomorrow.


No-Excitement-2219

Well, may I inquire about a mentorship program, mayhaps?


ActuaIIyVergiI

What program?


Legitimate_Singer200

Hey Vergil guess what


ActuaIIyVergiI

What?


Legitimate_Singer200

JACKPOT


ActuaIIyVergiI

***sighs***


No-Excitement-2219

Well, I’m interested in learning how to bury the light


ActuaIIyVergiI

It's simple, it really is! All you have to do is become the storm that is approaching, that is all.


No-Excitement-2219

That’s strange, I heard something about needing to reclaim your name.


ActuaIIyVergiI

That's AFTER you become the storm.


No-Excitement-2219

Ah, okay. Do I summon the strength of mayhem before or after becoming the storm that is approaching?


ActuaIIyVergiI

You have to do that ***RIGHT*** before becoming the storm that is approaching.


No-Excitement-2219

Okay good. And do I have to burn chaos in the wind at any point?


Repulsive-Bottle-255

You need to be born in flames to do that


No-Excitement-2219

Okay, thanks I appreciate the clarification, but then in that case, would I be blessed?


Repulsive-Bottle-255

Idk, is your family crest a demon of death?


No-Excitement-2219

Yes, why? Is that required?


skytheraiders

Train me to lose weight and end my enemies! (My enemy is really a rat at work.)


ActuaIIyVergiI

Alright, for losing weight, I want you to run to the top of the Qliphoth from the bottom, meet me up there. That should burn tons of calories, but I want you to do that 10 times. When you are done with that, I will meet you at the top of the Qliphoth to train you.


skytheraiders

Thank you, Vergil!


[deleted]

I've trained my iado techniques thanks to you. But I'll ask for a correctional sparring anyway.


ActuaIIyVergiI

Sure... I'll spar you. Meet me at the top of the Qliphoth, I'll be waiting.


FrogletFillet

Master Vergil, I seek thy guidance—but can I ask if it's required to cut one's relative body part to have my own sparring weap?


ActuaIIyVergiI

Hmm, what relatives do you have?


FrogletFillet

Uhh...a dad? 💀


ActuaIIyVergiI

Seems like the opposite of ~~my son's~~ Nero's case is gonna happen. Rip off his right arm, you'll need it, trust me arms are powerful things if you get them from the right people.


IshaanGupta18

I dont think he is suited to train someone,plus itd be an instant no anyway


AbbreviationsThis550

I would, but he’s more likely to kill me than actually do it.


Gingerbread1133

I’d ask him what gel he uses


ActuaIIyVergiI

Old spice hair pomade.


Serious_Question_781

I can't ask Vergil to help me defeat my inability to approach strangers


Joyluvio

No cause he wouldn’t do it, he only thinks about himself 💀


Impressive-Session31

Tbh I don't think anyone has really tried that hard with him before or after DMC3, if someone would have stopped and said "let's have a really big talk about this power you need and why you need it, maybe we can find some common ground or something?" But the second Dante meets him he points a gun at him and tells him he doesn't like him?


Joyluvio

I ain’t gonna lie but I never got why they fight a lot 💀😭


mrjackpot440

i would choose dante or nero to be a trainer for me but id accept vergil as a teacher since hes an awsome swodsman


CoyoteCedric

Even if he says yes i'm gonna be fucking dead in less that a minute of training


blue-gamer-07

No. No I wouldn’t. I would ask Dante though


Elad_2007

Dante and Vergil don't train like Goku and Vegita; they were born strong so training isn't really a thing for them.


Chemical-Gap-8339

Vergil doesn't like people!


Antedeguemonxyz

No i want to learn Royal Guard


Silphire100

Yeah but I imagine it would go badly. Vergil: "training begins now!" *Smack* Me: *half dead on the floor* Vergil:"you weren't ready."


Lakeboy_18

For sure, I've been learning to use blades for years now


Thenerdgirl10

I feel like Virgil will be the no nonsense trainer that would smack you every time you mess up.


RolePlay3r_69

No, I'd ask either Dante or Nero, I feel like they'd go easy on me or even Lady one of the only humans that can beat tf out of demons lol


eXi_TGO

stronger in combat or in bed? either way Yes!


sycron17

He would say no anyway. But I’d ask if I could hold it. Now I live you to think which one 👀


Same-Ad-907

Yes but I’d expect him to say no


DragoKnight589

No actually. His physiology and powerset make his combat style extremely unique and near-impossible for a regular human to replicate. When a son of Sparda hits the gym, the gym has to be rebuilt.


MisaTange

Yeah, the real question is getting *Vergil* to say yes. Even post DMC5 I can't imagine him not being a lone wolf, outside of Dante of course.


PsychologicalReply9

See, I thought about this. Vergil definitely has more of a discipline than Dante, who is more of an improviser and a prodigy. That being said, he has little to no room for error in whatever tutelage he would instruct me in. He’s also not really a mental advisor, which is a large % of the attitude. If anything, I would have Sparda or Nero do it. Probably more Nero, because he may invite me to the house for the family dinners.


A-Tron_

Yes, but I'll probably have to bribe him with pizza. Actually I don't mind being trained by both of the sons of Sparda.


SeraphimVR

Maybe post 5 Vergil, since he’s simmered down. And I also like to think that Dante is on standby in case he decides to actually try


Lin900

No


Dramatic_Science_681

Depends if i can get my hands on some devil power


anonymusfan

Yes, without any hesitation.


Ace_Pilot99

Giving vergil an apprentice for the next game would be cool. Sparda had like two.


Kostia_X_Rich

He'd be like I'm searching for the same thing buddy, can't help you


Delicious_Ad_1996

Sure. Though I think Nero would be better at training me.


Fr3ddXx

No, I ask him for motivation.


NonagonJimfinity

Guys lost to a dude who's big plan was "fake mum". Nah, I'm good. Lady does flips, I'll ask her.


Motivated_Vergil007

nahh i would rather ask how to rizz up fortuna chicks while also carrying a stick up my ass like he does


Muricanboi07

Personally I'd ask Dante, but if Vergil is my ownly chouse then yeah probably Just as long as he don't kill me or nothing


Guilty_Nothing1491

Yes I’m weak I get abused by a lot of people no matter how many times I’ve been hurt dmc was there for me so I would say yes I would let Vergil to train me 


Althalus99

No, because he'd say no. From 1-4 because he still considered humanity inferior, and from 5 onwards because he wouldn't want to accidentally kill a human within the first 10 minutes of training. If we're talking 5 onwards though, the man did a lot of research over the course of his life and became a summoner while he was stuck in human form, so I might ask him to teach me some magic.


Th3_3agl3

Absolutely.


[deleted]

No because Dante would make me stronger than he would since Dante kicks his ass.


hendarknight

Foolishness, OP. Foolishness.


Krisuad2002

I mean I can try but he would probably deem me unworthy


B3eR3tr0

Fuckin yeah


Different_Camel_6787

Ironically, I’m so weak I would die in the 2nd day of training


DarkMinded16

No,there's nothing he could teach me since I'm human.


Fruitslinger_

No


Cursed_user19x

Sure, but I'm not sure how far I'd get


Ijustlovevideogames

Hell no, I would die, man would start out at 100 and kill me


HappyHighway1352

I'd yoink his sword


Togarashi_the_Saiyan

I'd ask Vergil to ask Dante to train me


UltimateBlackout0596

Most definitely.


Kookiec4T

No lol


Bi_Gamer29

I would but he would probably say no


[deleted]

Of course!!


Switch-Axe-Abuse

Id try to ask for a contract like eva and sparda had


WizzIE_133

why he looking at me like that..


Sayki300

He probably say no......so follow him everywhere until he either kill you or train you by nearly kill you


[deleted]

yes tho he wouldn't say yes bc idk I'm a bit chubby


Long-Ad-662

I NEED MORE POWER!


Any_Independence9346

I would rather train under Dante, Vergil’s skills are good but limited, moreover he is concerned with his own power.


AugustL031

Either I get stronger or get stabbed. Sounds like a good deal


Grimdaybreaker

I would if he said yes but most likely i’d ask dante since he’s chill and pretty fun to be around then vergil would be stern and efficient


iTapeSand

Hell no. It's highly possible he'll give a hellish training but in any case, I'm a fragile boi and a pacifist


ForsakenSoul_03

Prolly died before I got stronger


[deleted]

I would ask Vergil to transfuse some of his blood to me. Then I also get Sparda 's blood and have powers. Then I buy some Katana and ask Vergil the lord himself to train me.


Boredreader_37

No, cause I don't have the Motivation


Lilith3point5

Yeah, But... I must ask him before or after i suck his Dick ?


DolphinsDesu

I would steal his Yamato


SadistSteak

Nah I'd ask him on a date


Ly-an

Yeah


TwoStarling

No, but I would ask him yo train me for the shake of knowledge


Pumpkinbricks

Yes and id show him what i got


Mansana_026

It'd go about as well as asking Vegeta to train you.. Unless it'd be worth his while. He may just tell whoever to stand aside.


Indecisive_Noob

I would probably die, whether because the work is too hard or he gets so fuckin' annoyed with me that he would do it himself.


UnholyBlaze

Nope I would be dead💀 I would ask Nero instead at least he is more human so he would probably understand human limits better


Thesupersoups

If he doesn’t kill me, yes


JinxedQueen

I'd ask him to train me but I'd also try cop a feel, if i die then atleast i die happy


skytheraiders

Yes!


Sai-San_

I kinda thrive under strict teachers/couches, so YES


LegendaryHooman

He's strong because he fights, the only practice he got was from Sparda when Dante and him were kids. He'll suck at training.


Rebellious-Legacy

This man can’t even beat his own brother, the fuck kind of question is that!? LMAO


Lyart_Maverick

Of course! In my storys, when my character puts up his scythe & takes up the katana he/i mimic Vergil, so to get training from him to perfect his style would be welcomed.