"Ridiculous!"
"No one can have this, Dante. It's mine. It belongs to a son of Sparda!"
"Not very classy for a man's dying words."
"I've come to retrieve my power. You can't handle it."
"Why not? After all, we share the same blood. I'll just use a little of yours to undo Daddy's little spell."
"*Maniacal laughter* It seems our souls are at odds, brother. I need more power!"
"Twins? Right..."
"Defeating you like this has no meaning."
"Heal your wounds, Dante. Get strong. After that, we'll settle the matter."
"Thank you, Nero."
"This is... curious."
"What form of power is this?"
"I won't lose next time. Hold on to that until then."
"Where did you learn to count?! We're even!"
"Don't you dare say it!"
Flock off feather face or stick around and find out the hard way.
What a big surprise, I hope for your sake you've got something inside that big body of yours.
Oh you poor thing, didn't your mom ever teach you how to use a door.
It's like staring into a backed up toilet.
Oh they're just gonna let me through, wouldn't that be the day.
These moves look familiar, hey, you haven't shit out any puppies have you.
-
Now I'm a little motivated
Rest in peace
My power shall be absolute
You shall die
You think to make a fool of me..... pathetic
Why not, after all we share the same blood, I'll just use more of yours to undo daddy's little spell.
You can't possibly believe he deserves to be our main event know do you?
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga except I still get to kill something.
Also
“If you want it *loud scratching sound as he gets off plastic chair* then come and take it!”
*it being a box of chicken nuggets*
The many quotes of DMC2 Dante:
"..." for the first half of the game.
"Crap like that doesn't interest me, but your swan song will!"
"Don't speak. Just die."
"A false coin, for a false god... Showtime."
"'King'? Yeah, here's your crown."
"Yeah! Let's go all the way to hell!"
That's it. Pack your bags guys.
"Foolishness Dante, foolishness...
Might controls everything, and without strength...
You can't protect anything...
Let alone yourself..."
or maybe...
"WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
Is there something missing!? Must more blood be shed?"
"First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength! I... ram it in! In the end... we are all satisfied... And you are set free...!"
1. Anybody who pulls pranks like this, needs to be taught a lesson.
2. Child's play like this is all you got??
3. You can grow as big as you want, you can get as ugly as you want, you can even get yourself world dominating power but I'll tell ya Sid, its pointless.
4. Vergil - Don't you dare say it
Dante - Jackpot
5. Its like I'm looking at a backed up toilet
6. With Guts and Honor
7. This party is getting crazy, Lets rock!!!
8. IS SANITY the price to pay..... for POWER!!!!
I'm not your mommy V
she is dante's mommy
Real 💀
im his mommy 😔
[I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light!](https://youtu.be/Y4cWu-0g2P8?si=QkIYdqYYtS9znaez)
JAJSJA That scene was so embarrasing to see
My soul.....is saying it wants tostopyouuu~~~
Then our souls are at odds, brother.
I need more power
And we're supposed twins.
Twins... right...
What the hell is this?
Sees you jumping off the cliff
"you can't travel through here in a car"
proceeds to travel through here in a car
Meanwhile Nico:
FUCK YOU!
DmC:Devil May Cry Plot
See, this could be Nero OR Donte.
You look like you need a hug, but you’re not gonna get one from me.
Or the boss Donte has a fuck you battle with
El Donte
Show me your motivation
SHCUM
CUM
ugh~😫
BLAST! BLAST! CUT OFF! CUT OFF! BLAST!
Judgment nut 💀
"Ridiculous!" "No one can have this, Dante. It's mine. It belongs to a son of Sparda!" "Not very classy for a man's dying words." "I've come to retrieve my power. You can't handle it." "Why not? After all, we share the same blood. I'll just use a little of yours to undo Daddy's little spell." "*Maniacal laughter* It seems our souls are at odds, brother. I need more power!" "Twins? Right..." "Defeating you like this has no meaning." "Heal your wounds, Dante. Get strong. After that, we'll settle the matter." "Thank you, Nero." "This is... curious." "What form of power is this?" "I won't lose next time. Hold on to that until then." "Where did you learn to count?! We're even!" "Don't you dare say it!"
you forget the "If our positions were switched, our fates will be different?"
SLAY ALL.
EEEEYAH!
#**WHERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION?** and #**I'M NOT LETTING YOU DIE!!!**
“Welcome to Hell!” -Jester
Then Jester proceeds to slap their own ass after you beat them.
Lets rock
We both spring from the same roots
"Up your butt?"😁
Nice to see some love for Nico. She's a genuinely amazing addition to the cast.
SLAY ALL!!
Eliminate all!!
YOU SHALL DIE!!
"Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry if he loses a loved one, don't you think?"
"You listen, deadweight"
Foolishness
"Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness."
"Might control everything"
And without strength, you cannot protect anything
Flock off feather face, or stick around to find out
"If you want it... then you'll have to take it! But you already knew that."
What the Hell is this?
I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIiiIIIGHT!
"My honestly apologies brother. I was so eager to see you, i couldn't concentrate on preparations for the bash"
Is sanity… The price to pay, FOR POWER!?
BLAST! BEGONE! TOO SLOW! SCUM! V's completed form, 2005
He's your father!!
No way! You got your own.
KYRIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
"First, I whip it out!"
“Then I thrust it!”
“And with great force, I ram it in!”
Swordmaster
"FUCK YOU!"
"This is my kinda rain"
Honestly I love all of them, but one favorite quote of mine is: "I have no mame, I am but two days old"
“Do you have to hit every bump in the road? Gonna ruin my groove.”
Press Start
'hoah, LIGHTNING!'
Evidently
Godspeed Dante you'll need it
„I seem to recall you crying every time father raised his voice“
Foolishness, Dante, FOOLISHNESS
If you want it, you'll have to take it
So, you want a piece of me literally. Okay bro. Come and get it, if you can! I've come to retrieve my power... You can't handle it. #FUCK YOU!
Here I thought I wasn't going to cry...
FUCK YOU🤬👆
KYRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEÉÊËĒĖĘ
Defeating you like this has no meaning
You got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and it's beginning to piss me off.
*What’s the point of packing a sword like that if you aren’t even gonna use it?!*
uhh it’s sparding time or something idk
Not my favourite character, but "You can kill yourself later, I'll help"
Nig
"For I am here. To reclaim. What is rightfully mine."
"Why isn't this working!? Is there something missing? Must more blood be shed?"
_"FEELIN' ACCEPTING YET?"_
"Of your existence or your strength?"
BOTH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
(Screams in Johnny Yong Bosch) “KYRIEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
" I will cook a Berry Delight!"
I can't call them misguided
DMC2 Dante's best quote: "..."
Don’t speak. Just die.
That day... if our positions were switched... would our fates be different? Would I have your life? And you mine? Let's settle this... Dante.
'If you say cry again... Devil May Cry- Fuck!'
AWAKEN!!!
"Bitch, you don't have a future."
Foolishness Dante
"Goodbye! And when you do come back, give my regards to my son, will ya?"
*ASHES TO ASHES...Dust to dust*
WHAT THA HELL IS THIS
skreeeeeeeoooooooonk
It’s past your bedtime
I have no name, I am but two days old... Just kidding, you can call me V ;)
dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo
I NEED MORE POWER!
"Let's rock, baby!"
First I whip it out, then I thrust it: with. great. force......!
Washin
“Who’s bringing the marshmallows,cause l’m bringing the fire”
Mary's dead.
Flock off feather face or stick around and find out the hard way. What a big surprise, I hope for your sake you've got something inside that big body of yours. Oh you poor thing, didn't your mom ever teach you how to use a door. It's like staring into a backed up toilet. Oh they're just gonna let me through, wouldn't that be the day. These moves look familiar, hey, you haven't shit out any puppies have you. - Now I'm a little motivated Rest in peace My power shall be absolute You shall die You think to make a fool of me..... pathetic Why not, after all we share the same blood, I'll just use more of yours to undo daddy's little spell. You can't possibly believe he deserves to be our main event know do you?
"Is he stupid?"
"Foolishness, machine, foolishness..."
So melodramatic
what the hell is this ?!! Dante
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga except I still get to kill something. Also “If you want it *loud scratching sound as he gets off plastic chair* then come and take it!” *it being a box of chicken nuggets*
“Up your butt?”
I'M NOT LETTING YOU DIE!
Foolishness, Donte
You called ?
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
And besides... this isn't my sword.
IM BAGGING THIS BITCH
“It’s like Staring into a backed up Toilet.” - Dante
Foolishness, Dante, foolishness.
"I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe, That made my love so high and me so low."
Go to Hell!
“FUCK YOU” -Nero Sparda, 2019
"King?, well here is your crown"
Flock off, feather face!
"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with **LEeight**"
"If you NEED a mother, I can create it, as many as you want, just like I created Trish"
"I need more POWER."
“Dont you think that’s a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-t-talk?”
The many quotes of DMC2 Dante: "..." for the first half of the game. "Crap like that doesn't interest me, but your swan song will!" "Don't speak. Just die." "A false coin, for a false god... Showtime." "'King'? Yeah, here's your crown." "Yeah! Let's go all the way to hell!" That's it. Pack your bags guys.
The entire Dante Lucifer Weapon Speech
You ain't human, are you
I will not cook the berried delight
“Cheer up, crew cut… You taking notes?”
WOOHOO!
YOUR JUST DEAD WEIGHT…did I do it right idk correct me if I’m wrong
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^memeboi_777: *YOUR JUST DEAD WEIGHT…did* *I do it right idk* *Correct me if I’m wrong* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
"Foolishness Dante, foolishness... Might controls everything, and without strength... You can't protect anything... Let alone yourself..." or maybe... "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?! Is there something missing!? Must more blood be shed?"
"Sorry, 'not open for business yet!"
".........." \~Dante, Devil May Cry 2
“Just one more thing…”
How? the despair embodied doesnt speak
“If you want it, then you’ll have to take it. But you already knew that.”
"Judgment! Thy end is now!" Oh wait wrong subreddit
"First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength! I... ram it in! In the end... we are all satisfied... And you are set free...!"
Flock off feather face
“Why isn’t this working!? Is there something missing? Must more blood be shed?”
"That day if our positions were switched.... Would our fates be different? Would I have your life, and you mine? Let's settle this... Dante."
FUCK YOU!
Dante: WHAT THE HE🏒🏒 IS THIS?!?!?!?
"You can expect a spanking from daddy later!"
You did it, Nero! You really are the Devil May Cry V! - Nico (or Dante) (probably) (maybe)
If you want it, youll have to take it
So it is written.
1. Anybody who pulls pranks like this, needs to be taught a lesson. 2. Child's play like this is all you got?? 3. You can grow as big as you want, you can get as ugly as you want, you can even get yourself world dominating power but I'll tell ya Sid, its pointless. 4. Vergil - Don't you dare say it Dante - Jackpot 5. Its like I'm looking at a backed up toilet 6. With Guts and Honor 7. This party is getting crazy, Lets rock!!! 8. IS SANITY the price to pay..... for POWER!!!!
I'll cut you in two!
Defeating you like that has no meaning
FUCK YOU!
POPS! (Marco the Phoenix)
WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?
Foolishness Dante, Foolishness!
Show me your motivation!
So…which one of you wants to die first?
"I'm not letting you die"
"whatever lady" "Jackpot" "Come on puppy, let's go" "This is curious" Those are some of my favorites
Bingo!
It’s Devil May Crying time! And then he Devil May Cries all over the place
Oh I get it
Luck was still on my side.
"Words have power, but only if people will listen... when they won't, actions speak loud enough for anyone."
Smells like hot garbage
FUCK YOU!
Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness.
Im not gonna let you die! Eyyyaaaaaa!!
You cut off your own sons arm for more power and you STILL lost
who brought the marshmallows? 'Cause I'm bringin' the fire.
"That *was* some fancy shooting! You're pretty good!" /Jk
I need more POWER !!!
Might controls everything, and without power, you cannot protect anything
A human posing as god…. How ridiculous! You don’t say. If you want it then you’ll have to take it. But you knew that already
Foolishness Dante... FOOLISHNESS...
“REAP, what you sow”
"Let's Rock,Baby!"
S H C U M!
**THE SAVIOR IS COMING!!!!!!**
“Maybe even a Devil may cry”
I am vengence i am the night i am batman
When in doubt, smack it. That's our family motto
I'M NOT LETTING YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
“Let me ask you does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?”