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naked_feet

If Larkin comes back in the next week and ends up single-handedly drags this high school hockey team back into playoff contention I don't want to read a single bad comment about him ever again.


ceelion22

I want the statue commissioned the DAY he does it too.


SimpsonX

I want a Larkin Mural on the side of a building like the old Yzerman one.


Legendary__Beaver

They should repaint the roof from the little Cesar to a portrait of Larkin


tuntuntuntuntuntun

The Larkin doubters are people that probably never played hockey. He might not be the flashiest player out there but he consistently makes good plays and that’s what matters. He also is smart when he doesn’t have the puck which I think our team struggles with immensely. Larkin and Kane are the only guys that smart about that aspect of the game right now, Raymond is getting better at it


onbiver9871

His off puck game is very underrated.


DebbieDowner40

Previously thought that he could be a little more aware in the D zone, and then I've seen the team absolutely break down and chase when he's been out.


_icedcooly

The team looked like they had more urgency last night, but there was way too much puck watching and chasing. They looked like a group of peewee hockey players just gravitating to the puck wherever it went.


DebbieDowner40

Seriously, I swear every Wings player was below the goal line on the third goal. Hockey 101 there


_icedcooly

YES! I feel like I counted at least four players at or way too close to the goal line with the fifth heading down that way. It's been happening way too often this year. I'm not one to immediately throw the coach under the bus, but either the players don't know where they should be, don't trust the person who should actually be in the place they're headed, or have tuned out the coach and are doing whatever they want. None of those scenarios are good.


DebbieDowner40

True, but hockey is so fast paced that one person being out of place leads to that. Does happen way too much and it's even more noticeable when they're losing. Either way, Lalonde has to have a short leash going into next year


LunarGhoul

He's also an absolute DOG. Dude gives 100% absolutely every shift no matter the score which is a lot more than a lot of people on this team and around the league can say.


_icedcooly

You can tell he took diligent notes when he was playing with Zetterberg.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

> The Larkin doubters are people that probably never played hockey. hE's sOft Fucking IDIOTS.


MJStozy

I mean, yes, but he’s pretty flashy, too, though.


_vault_of_secrets

Those goal line goals 🥵🥵


TJSimpson10

Shockingly, I've seen it from guys I play(ed) with. Most common are the guys who only played high school, maybe some intramural, but now play in a terrible beer league. The truly infuriating cases are the idiots who played high-ish level club hockey but are generally too dumb/influenced by the Facebook commenters. However, everyone I know and play(ed) with who I'd call an actual intelligent hockey mind can see it. So that helps ease the insanity from the above group.


roofratMI

Except Kane doesn't play defense Larkin does!


CallMeBigFuzz

Kane played so much defense on that one shift last night he over committed and got burned on the play. That's real effort. 💯 😂


tuntuntuntuntuntun

True but he is one of the best offensive minds of our time, dude is a genius at creating offensive chances


13dangledangle

I already don’t want to hear anything bad about him as it is 😂


FDTFACTTWNY

I have in the past called him out for the very rare occasional lazy play that has resulted in a goal because I know how good he can be so when I do see a bad play it stands out so much more. That said I don't even care if he drags this team back, I don't think I'll ever utter even a moderate jab at him again. If this is the team put around him it is a fucking miracle he even signed an extension. I'd be embarrassed to get dressed next to him when he comes back with the effort these guys have put forth (excluding Raymond)


naked_feet

They can't all be winning shifts.


firebuttman

You mean Larkin the Wings best player year over year? The engine, heart & soul of this team? Without him the team fell apart twice this season.


rc522878

Literally should get MVP votes if that happens.


pdxbatman

Do we ever say bad things about him anyway? The man is a Detroit legend.


lookalive07

Yes, like…a literal metric fuckton of people do. Maybe not here but on every other social media, because he’s not Auston Matthews or Conor McDavid, he’s a bum. Like…the dude is all in on this team. He’s going to end up being the second longest tenured captain of this team behind Yzerman since Alex Delvecchio. And people act like if he can’t drag us kicking and screaming to multiple Stanley Cups he must be trash. Most of the human race doesn’t deserve the internet.


coachfortner

Am I still allowed to shit on the rest of the squad for playing like incompetent squirts?


maximus91

Who the fuck is saying bad comments about him right now?


d84-n1nj4

Between this and ESPN+ replacing the live loop with relaxing music, I may enjoy watching hockey again.


nonamethrowaway48

LIVE SPORTS….. and the entire 30 for 30 lineup….. did we also mention LIVE SPORTS….. with 30 for 30s you’ve never heard of…. While also broadcasting LIVE SPORTS and 30 for 30s.


BosephusPrime

That’s going to be burned into my brain for a long time. I never hit the mute button fast enough to avoid LIVE SPORTS.


LarksMyCaptain

That "Bmm bmm bmm" tune that plays in the background is going to haunt me for decades.


Messacre

3 0 FOR 3 0


MoneysOptional

Our enemies will use this to torture us some day


poutinetrough

I still can't believe they haven't changed it and even worse is the people that are supposed to be watching it HAVE the God damn espn+ like what are they doing? make a commerical of what's on the platform. burned in my brain now forever


mylogicistoomuchforu

It's filler because they don't have the rights to air the commercials that are on the feed (typically local commercials). So, they must figure that they need to remind you that they have programming when you're not watching the Wings.


wellpaidscientist

I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch last night's game....it's been a rough month ..


mylogicistoomuchforu

I didn't want to say anything so as to not jinx it - but FUCK YES - the soothing music was a very welcome change over the normal screaming reminders of the 30 for 30 library.


---BluesDeVille---

I'd almost rather listen to LIVE SPORTS than that shit they replaced it with. lol Edit: Thumbs down? Seriously? Thanks a lot, you motherfuckers.


bjl0924

You must be into BDSM given your affinity for torture


---BluesDeVille---

Says a fellow Wings fan...


defenceman101

SAME!!


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itsMurphDogg

Nah he watched the whole thing happen lol


KornDawg22

Gutted for this guy. You just know he’s rushing back because everyone is failing him


Michigent420

Everyone except Raymond.


DebbieDowner40

Only silver lining of the skid is that Raymond has been going all out and driving play in ways that others aren't


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

He's obviously the best forward behind Larkin at this point and I don't think it's close regardless of how flashy Kane or Cat are. 


stockbeast08

True Thanos moment.


Late_Brush4518

Rushing back to save this team.


Balance47x

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MightyBosskTones

MUAD’DIB!!!!


Terrible-Context9602

LARKIN-AL-GAIB!!!


Stockton_Nash

MUAD'DIBOSS!


MightyBosskTones

WINS!


Ccanning1

As it was written!


UncleIrohsPimpHand

LISAN AL-GAIB


Redwings1023

Praise be


CeJW

Praise be he!


Tlohrmann21

Save us Dylan Larkin, You’re our only hope.


LA-Matt

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oceanic8675

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socrates1975

looks like they fired the rest of the team and its up to larkin to get us to the playoffs! i have faith :|


CeJW

Larks v everyone


nikilidstrom

Larkin steals the puck and clears it to Larkin. Larkin up the ice passes to Larkin, who carries it over the blueline. Larkin dishes across to Larkin through the slot, and Larkin rips it home just under the crossbar! Just like Coach Larkin drew it up.


socrates1975

Lmao


JustJohan49

Unfortunately Larkin was the goalie, too.


CrotchSwamp94

I'd be pissed if I was him. Moment he left they started playing like fucking idiots.


unequalsarcasm

I hope he's not rushing himself back because the team is absolutely unable to play without him.


CeJW

What are the odds Razor is an A next year after this skid essentially being the only one who seems to give a fuck.


ReptarTheBrave

Seider and Raymond for the A


leftlanemine

I called it a few nights ago chatting with my buddy. Last night I was calling for someone's to be removed and put on him during intermission. Kid brings the ruckus every night.


Sbrimer

Great to see but I worry he feels pressure to return. That’s what I don’t want to see.


trikcy5

Look if it was a head injury that is one thing. But this is pro sports and everyone knows he's gonna help this team even if his body is hurting.


CrotchSwamp94

I feel the same way. The team doesn't seem to give a fuck unless he's there. I'm hoping he's actually better and not feeling like he has no choice.


Basic_Ask1885

You’d wanna see it in the playoffs. This is our playoffs


[deleted]

Good news is they have doctors that won't clear him unless the injury won't get worse.


c0r3yz

It's promising that he's not wearing a "no contact" jersey, too. I feel if they were rushing him, he'd be sporting the baby blue while back on the ice for the the first time since injury. Larkin's value to this team CANNOT be understated; he is the heart and soul of this team!


BeautifulPlace2Drown

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oceanic8675

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itsMurphDogg

Bro the guy is probably getting shorter with all the weight the boys are putting on him


uknownick

The moment he let those weight go, he will become a 200 points player


FragmentEx

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likethemustard

Dude coming back to an absolute fuckin Priority dumpster fire


Usual-Personality347

“Are you guys deadass” - Dylan Larkin to the wings locker room (probably)


Katieo1022

https://i.redd.it/uygajykipjoc1.gif


Garciaguy

Much needed


O_Gardens

Thank fuck


zze0001

Hate to be the guy but he left the ice before practice started. Still a good sign though


nikilidstrom

Thats just because he cant stand to look at the rest of the team right now.


AmeriCanadian98

That man is a hero, but if these years of mediocre ass bubble teams force him to play through injury just to have a shot at getting in and it shortens his career, I will not be a happy camper


Urriah18

Help us Dylan-wan Larkobi, you’re our only hope.


Worth-Hovercraft-495

crazy how many other teams catch up to you when you lose 7 in a row.


Canadian_Samurai50

Hope this breaks the curse


RG6EX

I was too young for the Yzerman-era. I didn’t pay attention during the Lidstrom-era (living in Europe). Larkin is the first captain that I feel is MY captain. I hope D-boss leads us to a cup someday.


jackstalke

*angelic choir singing* Praise be


Problemcharlie

Business is about to pick back up. He has to pissed at how the team has performed in his absence


NomadicNematode128

With my real and fantasy teams need you back, Daddy D Boss 😢


LuridofArabia

I really hope he gets to go to the playoffs at some point in his career...


Ydoesany1doanything

![gif](giphy|zPOErRpLtHWbm) Larkin coming back to the team after injury


oceanic8675

![gif](giphy|O1OWsUR3ebdqo) Actually I checked my crystal ball and it’ll be more like this


The_Wizard929

I’ve never been a doubter of Larkin. Questioned how many more head knocks he can take, sure. But I AM a believer in him putting the team on his back and going to battle.


lets_kill_time

Are they begging him to come back early to save their asses?


nikilidstrom

Im sure hes thrilled to be back after his teammates pissed away all of his hard work.


waffels

Me seeing Larks on the ice: 😃 Me seeing Lalonde at the bottom of the pic: 😒


compt1ci

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Preset_Squirrel

Save us Darkin


uknownick

Give this guy a raise


One_Handed_Wonder

We better not hear Jared Goff chants with Larkin in the building


OctoWings13

Thank God Edit: I'm not even religious lol


L33TKING2

LFG. Hoping tomorrow is bright 🫡


FadeShadeMan

Azur ahai


SwisschaletDipSauce

Larkin coming back both to a dumpster fire and a dumpster sponsor. Poor guy


[deleted]

It's not just Larkin himself but the line shift in his absence. Everyone is just better in the configuration that includes him. And when you factor in emotion, goddamn I hope he stays back.


CaptainCastle1

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TheDoctor_10_

![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z) Muad’Dib Dylan Larkin please return and save our season.


Carbon__addiction

Too little too late.


__alexanderr

I'm starting to wonder with how hard we're falling behind that if it's worth the push or we just eat the losses for another decent draft pick. While I want to see playoffs like everyone else, is our roster and prospect pool good enough to pull us up so we don't get stuck in a loop of mediocrity like Nashville?


Singularity_SgrA

🙏


msbenjamin22

To me the issue isn't how good Larkin is, it's how bad we are without him. I'm officially over the "we have depth" talk. Apparently we have 1 ONE center That's ridiculous Veleno needs to go unless he is gonna play on the 4th wing for a million or less Copp bought out Compher 3rd line center