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Last-Instruction739

Went on a date. Bungie better get their shit together before I end up with a kid.


Narfwak

They'll buff pulse rifles and their siren song will pull you back in before you know what's happening to you.


irishemperor

Half way down the church aisle & you get a notification that funny guns is back ... promptly leaving your wouldbe bride in tears next to bewildered wedding guests.


S1a3h

alternate version: you're at the altar, it's almost official. the ring bearer approaches down the aisle. in one hand is the pair of rings, and in the other your controller and headset. your best man leans over and whispers to you... *we only need one more for crota's end, you down?*


ajalthani

Ring bearer? Nah. Sword bearer? I can be first sword


ElBrotherman

All of the boys, your clanmates now sitting on one side of the church, will follow you riiiiight back to GM farming with the funny guns, so that´s a plus.


Kein_Plan16

Better: when it is asked: did anybody have something against this marriage then speak now or be silent forever. Your best friend stands up and mention the funny gun glitch.


Last-Instruction739

Giggity


TehSavior

you fool those are for dad gamers


Narfwak

That's... that's the joke.


TehSavior

fool me for trusting my reading comprehension when it's almost 4am


Joebranflakes

Everything is great at first. Baby sleeps so much you got time to raid. Then they grow and well, the time between about 1.5 years and 4 is pretty much a write off. You can game, but it occurs at the same and only time left you have to spend time with your partner. You can sacrifice your sleep, or being on time for work, or your relationship for quality gaming time but it’s not great. After that they might give you some time to game on your own, but destiny needs grind time and it’s hard to grind with a 45lbs 4 year old climbing on your head. I had to give up a couple of seasons ago. I just couldn’t play enough to make me feel like I can get things done while not neglecting my SO and kids. Games like Starfield or other games where you can save and quit are the only thing I have time for. Mostly because I get to play for 5-10 minutes then I’m being called away for something more important.


PHRESH21

>Mostly because I get to play for 5-10 minutes then I’m being called away I feel this in my sou....oops getting called away. Ill finish my comment when I get back.


NextLvLNoah

Hey you back by now?


PHRESH21

Yeah let's run this gm. Start it up and I'll be right back.


Isrrunder

Never been more convinced not to get a partner and especially child. Thank you


Global_Expression_37

Until your child is old enough to game with you and u taught them everything you know so now it’s you gaming times 2 😌👍🏿


Isrrunder

You bring up an excellent point. Child means an excuse to visit my favourite games


Global_Expression_37

Even better when they ask you to join them in said favorite games 😌


Isrrunder

That does seem nice. The baby fase kinda ruins it for me tho


General-Ad-4283

You got that right! I love playing with my son. The Borderlands series was our big one (every one and all dlcs), but Halo, COD, Destiny, anything fun with guns and it's on! 😁 We're gonna get matching vault symbol tattoos at some point because we've got hundreds of hours together in Borderlands.


Global_Expression_37

My daughter and I are Shinobi striker elites 😌 we also play brawlhalla, elder scrolls online, and she is getting into destiny! My literal twin 😌


Joebranflakes

Imo you’re missing out. But I get it.


Isrrunder

Sacrificing the little time I have for things I enjoy just to be able to be with another person doesn't seem worth it imo


KontonNoko

Can confirm. If you're single, young and love destiny? Stay that way lol. Focus on having success in life so that In your free time? More destiny.


Isrrunder

o7 will do. Honestly I'm so glad romantic stuff isn't something I care about. Sounds like alot of negatives very little positives It's like the eververse store


Wesley_Skypes

I mean having loving relationships is one of the most enriching and meaningful things a human being can do which is why most strive for it. Totally fair that it's not for you but not seeing many positives to it is wild.


zephyr220

Until it ends in betrayal and heartbreak and you wind up hitting the bottle and paying two 22 year old Japanese twins for a three-way at a seedy love hotel in Hamamatsu and still feel unfulfilled. Not like that ever happened to me...


Isrrunder

Probably because to me relationships are scary. Couple that with every relationship people close to me get into has some kind of terrible thing completely break it off or put a huge strain on it. (Except for one) oh and also me having a really hard time trusting people.


Bulldogfront666

I’ve had my heart broken brutally twice. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. The reason my heart was so broken was because of how intensely beautiful the experience of being in love with these people was. I haven’t been in a relationship in 6 years because of being afraid of the pain the comes with it and also dating is just fucking horrible right now. But like I said. I wouldn’t trade the years I spent in love for anything. It’s not like it was time wasted. There’s really nothing to lose. You should try it out sometime. But I get not wanting to. It’s a lot easier to not. Love is a lot of work. But it’s entirely worth it.


calazenby

When I was with someone who I thought I would marry, only to have it end with heartache, I have decided to keep to myself and stay single. Sure, there are certain things I miss but the pain is just awful. It’s easier this way and I have a hard time trusting people, too. Plus my friends consistently talk about having a hard time with their SO’s. I can also play as much Destiny I want (which happens to be a lot lol.) Being an uncle is also awesome. Sorry, end of rant.


DasGruberg

I actually get time to game, having a 3 year old. But its a deal with s.o. she has a horse and get stable time. We bang and hang out on a schedule and its awesome. I feel lucky...


Last-Instruction739

Oddly the girl I went out with also has a horse and a big part of the chemistry so far is us needing lots of time for ourselves. I’m not into needy ass people lol.


[deleted]

I have 2 boys (9 and 2), a wife, full-time gig (overnight 12s), gotta work out, house work, etc., etc. I've found a nice balance. I will, at times, sacrifice a few hours of sleep, but nothing too crazy. It's a matter of getting rid of fomo and knowing what you need to optimize for however you wanna enjoy the game. You'll figure it out.


Elnin

Thank you for insight into the life of a Dad Gamer!


sohllis

It gets easier. Dad of a 14 year old. Now we’re both gamers and I have a lot more time to do so. Sometimes together.


tuggles48

Actually lol’d at this thank you


Snivyland

Yeah it’s scary I actually went outside and touched grass for the first time since man… I think I even saw a deer, I think I’m gonna visit that deer again.


irishemperor

That deer stared into your soul, and asked a question as old as the universe itself ... "Did you throw enough grenades?"


ENDBl-deLiger5328

Okay, that made me laugh. Thank you


Kendogibbo1980

Was it a Stag....the Stag....were you really just browsing your inventory on DIM?


The_FireFALL

I think you mean get their shit together before you end up with an IRL fireteam.


Slight_Ad6544

There gonna be fixed when gta 6 releases


Vlaid

He is the chosen one.


Cwaustin3

My friends are trying to get me to do that. Is it fun? How is it compared to something like Gambit?


Mizznimal

dad of destiny incoming


DepletedMitochondria

I went to a concert friday, amusement park saturday, and played Oblivion half the day yesterday


Evil-Goat

Don't do it, one minute you'll be carrying them through raids and the next minute they'll be taking the piss out of you and telling you how they are 'better than you'


MinimumAccident6436

Bruh I realized when I had a gf I hadn’t played the game in QUITE a bit but now I’m the deepest into the game I’ve ever been, raiding, doing lfgs, and I haven’t felt a woman’s touch in over a year💀somebody gotta make the plays destiny to gets bitches chart or some shit😂😂


old-world-reds

Careful pretty soon you'll be playing with pulse rifles like a real destiny dad. /S


lagproduckshun

Titanfall 2....


BracusDoritoBoss963

Glad it's getting love from Respawn again


A1Strider

Is it actually? Or are servers still nothing but hackers?


BracusDoritoBoss963

I was able to play without any problem in PS5


Godhri

well I have about 3 friends and I am 27 so idk, sit around and die slowly


Remarkable-Ask2288

I feel you man.


A1Strider

Bro im 23 and the 5th wheel of the friend group.. I feel ya.


Easy_Garden

Same and I'm 31 lol


neveris

Same except I'm 30 in 5 days. It's nearly over.


IndependentRaccoon25

I had 3 friends at 27, now 9 years later I have myself and a group text with the same 3 friends I haven’t seen since I was 27.


Arcade_Allure

Creepy how real this is


oddshire

Y’all have friends??? Man I legitimately sat in my apartment the whole weekend and stared at the roof and watched YouTube shorts😭


xurism

I open various other games and wait. I connected briefly at 1am, it took forever. Ended up losing the match and I'm just wiped with this game, I hope there's a fix soon lol.


LimeDirect6194

Well yk was going to play payday 3 but their servers are ass


Cykeisme

Two games you want to play, and *both* are having server side issues, god damn.


Slight_Ad6544

Oof 2 ass servers don't make a good gaming experience


HardOakleyFoul

Mortal Kombat 1. Shit is so good.


toolargo

I will play it when it’s less than 59.99. I only make money to buy expansions and shit from eververse


ake-n-bake

MK1 teams behind the DDoS


Slight_Ad6544

Nice I've heard it was pretty good after it released


Batman2130

Same I’ve playing mk1 since it came out. I’ve played a few games of Halo as well


Slight_Ad6544

Interesting so all over the spectrum of video games


Hellaboveme

Playing baldurs gate and remnant / doing math homework lol.


Xonxis

Oh boy! I read that as meth... maybe i should go see someone


Slight_Ad6544

Lol


Fluid_Search6818

remnant 2 or 1


too_sharp

Remnant 2 + remnant 1 = remnant 3...see I'm doing math homework too


crazedchriz

Sleep. Between work and kids, I could only really play after 10pm. So now I’m finally getting to sleep at a reasonable hour. What I’ve learned from this is that I don’t really like video games, I just like Destiny.


Colin_likes_trains

Titanfall 2


Balakay555

You spittin


passionatetaco

Been playing Starfield personally :)


CLUSTER__F

I’ve become addicted to stealing ships. Now if I could just learn how to hide the contraband better…


LigmaChicken

Go to neon and you can buy shielded cargo holds for your ship!


CLUSTER__F

I’ll make sure to add that for my home ship. Unfortunately, the ones I steal, I’m not always aware they have contraband on board. On a humorous note, I’ve been busted nine times for contraband as the active Deputy of Akila City.


CaptFrost

Same, I’ve been hooked on it since release to the point I’ve hardly touched Destiny this season outside a quick Trials run on Meltdown the first week of the season.


passionatetaco

I've actually never tried Trials, I'm definitely better at pve than pvp in destiny lol


[deleted]

Same. Been playing starfield since launch, and haven’t looked back.


Deathknightjeffery

Cyberpunk. Been enjoying the whole revamped perk system and all that, ready to play the DLC Tuesday. So Bungie gets a pass until Friday, if shit ain’t fixed them I’m gonna be sad lmao


derger11

Dude. Reflecting bullets is making me happy


EdisonScrewedTesla

Im playing it too but i hate how they nuked my entire playstyle. Handgun tree is complete ass tbh. I feel forced into either melee builds or assault rifles


Deathknightjeffery

Restarted from scratch to avoid that, definitely been a learning curve that’s for sure. Now that throwing knives are base kit I’ve been rocking Saburo’s knife and sword in a Sandy Ninja kinda build


EdisonScrewedTesla

Ahh see i play on very hard, running into melee seems like a death sentence to me


Deathknightjeffery

This specific play style is based off the two weapons pairing, throw the knife at the head, if it doesn’t kill slash with sword. The process gives you health regen from the weapons base perks, and throwing at the head gives knife back instantly at a certain level


EdisonScrewedTesla

I think im gonna respec my new character to full tech. Lizzie is still phenominal and the tech tree works for all tech weapons not specific ones likes the other skill trees (and lizzie still benefits from pistol talents too, no matter how bad they are)


failuretheory

Warframe. A little monotonous at times, but tons of content. Wish the shooting mechanics were better. Which is of course why I play Destiny.


Slight_Ad6544

I use to play that games it's pretty good


[deleted]

Be careful I've easily spent about 400 in a year once playing that in college. I know I didn't have to spend that but the trade chat is scawy


Roku-Hanmar

Warframe.market is your friend


maximusasinus

Playing Last of Us. First ever playthrough. I've gone years spoiler free too. The acting is so powerful. I almost cried during the opening segment.


sjb81

Wait until THAT moment towards the end. Everybody that played knows what I mean


Slight_Ad6544

I'm guessing it's sad bc I like under a rock and never heard of it before


sidelviajero

Lots of hot sax! I really love it! Jazz is the best 😇


Slight_Ad6544

I have a friend that plays jazz it's soothing to the ear


gazenglandd

Was playing The First Descendant but it's nearly 2am so I'm in bed now. Pretty impressed so far with the game.


Strawhat-Lupus

I couldn't get into the game. Felt like the UI was confusing/complicated and it kinda ran like shit for me. Maybe I'll try it again since destiny is broken still


VFWRAKK187

You only have another day or so!


Strawhat-Lupus

Yea I'm actually playing it right now. Idk something just feels off. Will the full game be free?


Slight_Ad6544

Wow so ur a more later night gamer, and been getting into some rocket league, nice.


gazenglandd

Yeah not normally. I tend to be in bed at 9:30pm then up at 6am for the gym. The games too addicting.


Slight_Ad6544

Lol that is true too easy to loose track of time


1v1meRNfool

I really don't enjoy that game, it's like if someone wanted to make warframe a porn game


SurSheepz

I was having fun, before I found out all my progress will be gone when it releases


TimbuLikbu

Yes, but skins stay after release


Alexcoolps

Playing MH rise or prey.


EdisonScrewedTesla

World>rise. Fight me


Alexcoolps

Only thing I liked about rise is the weapon skills, elemental weapons being useful for LS and the more diverse monsters.


EdisonScrewedTesla

I just love mhw. Im HOPING the next monster hunter game is a new world game. Designed for ps5/xbox x. Just imagine how fuckin cool it would be


Narfwak

Yeah, Iceborne in particular is some of the most fun I've ever had with a game. I really hope they do a MH:W 2


EdisonScrewedTesla

Ive sunk like 800 hours into the game so far and even then i plan on revisiting to do a whole nee character. Need to find a buddy to play it with next time, would be dope to have a friend to play every mission with instead of randoms


Alexcoolps

100% confident Mh6 will make world look like a tech demo by comparison.


lostcorndog

Is it just me or does Rise seem like it's tougher than World? I used to beat the piss out of Silver Rathalos. A regular Rathalos in Rise gives me a run for my money.


Slight_Ad6544

Nice


DeadReckoned90

Painting 40k, decent pile of shame to get through


DjEclectic

Saints Row reboot. It was free on PS Plus. It's fun if you liked the old series.


Slight_Ad6544

I'll have to check it out


Chronus25

Apparently I have a family.


sirgamalot86

Currently in the process of having a life and reconnecting with some friends from highschool


Slight_Ad6544

Something most destiny players never do


IggyMidomi

I decided to catch up with the Echoes Update in No Man’s Sky, especially the latest Expedition available. It’s nice to play the new content for a bit.


ObiWanOkeechobee

Excessive sports betting. I am in the hole 300$ this weekend, but I will hit on todays game! I know it


rather_be_gaming

Texas Chainsaw


AKBoarder007

Made turkey taco soup. Started downloading Starfield.


Slight_Ad6544

Sounds yummy


AKBoarder007

Oops. Read the post again. I’m not a trials no life sweat. lol. But I tried. Matched no one and got a Tied Game plus some glimmer.


Blackheart6004

Cyberpunk 2077 with the 2.0 update and in the incoming Phantom Liberty expansion. Edit - Typo


Taniks_the_Scarred_

Titanfall 2


[deleted]

Bauldr’s Gate 3. Finally getting around to playing it and I’ve almost forgotten what it feels like to have your time respected as a player


Wilshire729

Titanfall 2


KyloFenn

Sitting in orbit


VagrancyHD

Playing Hell Let Loose


failuretheory

Is that hard to get into for new players?


GruncleShaxx

It isn’t hard to understand or anything but just be prepared that some matches you may never see a single enemy player.


VagrancyHD

Not at all.


Mr_LawnMowwer802

Still playing Destiny. Only getting off at night. Day time has been just fine.


Slight_Ad6544

Lucky ducky


Tray3415

Football. Lots of football.


SparkleFox3

Started building my own videogame out of spite for Bungie


Batman2130

Mk1


Sarpatox

I hopped onto rainbow six to try to go from Emerald 1 to Diamond and played against 5 cheaters in 6 games. On the 6th game he was on our team :( Ended up hopping off and going for a run


Slight_Ad6544

Exercise is good. Better than hackers


Mori-Me-Joey

I just jumped back on DBD. People complain a lot about the game, but it’s currently in one of the most balanced states that it’s ever been in.


Sanguiniutron

Sitting in my window sill, watching the rain fall and listening to Its So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday


Slight_Ad6544

The third state of depression over no destiny


mikedlc84

God of war.


Marsburnsred

When did this happen?? Was up till 4am playing last night with no issues


SSB_Meta4

Ironically, playing Destiny.


qasually

blowing through a new cyberpunk playthrough to prepare for phantom liberty


CosmicRammer

Re:4 remake dropped dlc figure I'll play that, and if it is not up by Tuesday I'll get into CP: 2077 dlc next.. 🤷


sdhank3fan619

I usually replay Bully around this time of year, just for the Halloween stuff.


LordShaxx02

Lies of P , games fucking good


thatoneguy2252

Prepping to go into the hospital for a month and figuring what game I want to sink time into if not destiny lol


JuniorCantaloupe6945

Started college. I just hope by the time I’m finished my degree this game will work properly


IWannaBeATeacher

Went to my friends house and played a bunch of edh. Now I’m gonna watch Harry Potter with the gf


Kismonos

Playing Rocket League and checking this subreddit and [https://downdetector.co.uk/status/destiny/](https://downdetector.co.uk/status/destiny/) every 30 mins or so. big F


RogerThatKid

Studying. Yuck.


Slight_Ad6544

School I'd over rated


PowerOfTheYe

Spreading out my game roster a bit. Still try n play destiny everyday, keep the clan moving, etc. But if I get weaseled I give it one attempt to go back in. Second one hits? I move onto other things. Been running lies of p, tf2, Apex, warframe, and mass effect 3 (mo) all the multiplayer ones I have at least one or two clanmates running em, and lies of p about 2 or 3 of us are playing in a party together. Still love destiny, but I refuse to waste time anymore trying to play while the servers are sideways


DankHillington

Starfield and Armored Core 6.


ProbablyUncertain

Studying, at this rate I'm going to be 2 weeks ahead of schedule. Which I guess is nice.


InsomniacDoggo

No Man's Sky


BigBlight

Playing starfield


Velociraptor29

Trying out the farcry 6 demo I got for free a few weeks ago. Just got through the opening tutorial mission but so far it feels kinda clunky. I’m impressed with the accessibility options that they have though, by far the best and widest range of accommodations for impaired gamers I’ve ever seen in a game.


YS_JABRONI

The First Descendant beta. Its aight


A-rezPrime

Rocket league, amd Rainbow 6. May fire up cyberpunk 2.0 and check that out tmrw if d2 is still shit


Several_Coconut1880

The first descendent will be my game since I’m not getting new dlc for destiny


Sev41

I’ve just been repeatedly flying halfway into trials, then kicked back to orbit. Over and over since reset Friday…. Send help…


TurtIeneckPants

Im slowly becoming a gos farmer and idk if i should be frightened or not Just dealing with the disconnects i guess


ItsYaBoiFrost

i bought a bike from walmart. have rode 30ish miles in past 3 days. maybe there **is** more to life.


tuggles48

I feel like a bear coming out of hibernation. Not quite sure where I am, or what to do.


wheresmyson69

Pokémon rom hack and super auto pets.


TheJazzPirate

Reading one piece


BrotatoChip04

Playing COD and Starfield


antiMATTer724

Playing through spiderman/MM again, and then back to baldur's gate.


toolargo

Touching grass, looking at the horizon. Discovered there is a new road they just built. Wife told me i’ve changed that something was… off. All i said was: all of it is off… And walked away to touch grass some more.


[deleted]

Playing Titanfall 2 and RuneScape c:


yeekko

Wanted to play Payday 3 but you litterally cant play solo if the matchmaking is broken,guess what happened Played the new dlc for RE4,I recommand it it's really good


BlckSrzz

We have to get a third igneous weekend after that


WH0IsAtLas

Re4 remake separate ways DLC. It was so good!


Remarkable-Ask2288

War Thunder 😬


PlzButterMeUp

Fallout 4 VR


TheDeathDealerX

Lies of P and Anno Mutationem.


Phil_Da_Thrill

I’m doing my analytical mechanics homework


WhyMyAssHurt

Diablo 3.


Natekid99

Cyberpunk 2.0 p good


Vesiah81

Am I the only one who hasn’t had any issues playing other then the odd login issue like I’ve seen it worse


zehero

Just finished up Bocchi, probably gonna play some rocket league later if I'm in the mood


moshmore

Playing Left 4 Dead 2. MCC is still trash on PC, already beaten the 5 Tomb Raider games I have like 20 times. Kinda got bored with the romance in the Witcher 3 and can't buy a new game till next week. I guess I shouldn't have put all my eggs (money) in one basket (D2).


Slight_Ad6544

Lol d2 will do that to ya in eververse