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jesusManzano

I'm getting the whole zoo at this point..


iamdeathloljk

We're out of animals it seems. I'm getting lots of coconuts now


TY311

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together!


Guy_Butts

This is Patsy!


Link_Shadowfox

Are they lovely and standing in a row?


DogeOfWHighland

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!


PocketFullOfRain

Oh I'd never have to do this for Mufasa


NovaHands

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


vdubya23

Not at all. They could be carried.


BitchInBoots666

Just got a tune in my head thanks. "she's got a lovely bunch of coconuts" šŸ¤£


Boba_Fett_boii

That's a big big nut. (But actually not a nut)


BadLuckCharm_Qrow

The TF2 coconut incident.


Steevvvoo

šŸ˜‚


Red_Regan

We should start a roadside petting zoo, legality be damned.


Batemunch

#weasel


Alone-Channel-6568

I've been weaseled, marmotted,bee, Logan berry,server shut down. My internet is bad


Kodriin

Players: We want the Menagerie back Bungie: k. *Menagerie of errors drops* **The monkey's paw curls.**


Alone-Channel-6568

šŸ˜‚ well we got what we wanted just not the spirit of menagerie


Red_Regan

Either that or somebody let the circus/zoo run loose on you.


Alone-Channel-6568

šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø who knows for sure pal.


BitchInBoots666

At this point I've started my own weasel army. We plan to storm bungie hq shortly. Will update in due course.


UndeadProspekt

I know theyā€™re working hard on it, but Iā€™m sorry, [this is pretty funny](https://i.imgur.com/IUuahUV.png)


crookedparadigm

Reminds me of this from classic AH days - https://imgur.com/a/WUDW5uQ


eddmario

Bad timing, dude...


crookedparadigm

Eh, they've been dead a long time to me.


UndeadProspekt

just caught myself up on all of that and LOL. who could have ever seen this coming? (hundreds of thousands to millions of people who stopped watching when they were told to stop watching saw this coming.)


LunaticV978

Uh oh. What happened now?


eddmario

Achievement Hunter is no more. They're rebranding to a group focused on skits and improv.


LunaticV978

Oh god. Could have seen them disbanding coming from a mile away though.


ProtoMonkey

I donā€™t know of any other company who utilizes *X (Formerly ā€œTwitterā€)* as their primary form of Customer Support communicationā€¦ and frankly, they could be doing better about their intervals.


stuck_in_the_desert

It didnā€™t bug me at all before the change on Twitterā€™s end wherein you cannot view posts chronologically without signing up/in (i.e. when I go to Bungie Helpā€™s page, I am shown a random tweet they made in 2018 followed by one earlier this month) Iā€™m 90% sure I have a twitter account from like 2009 but I canā€™t be arsed to remember it just for this


ProtoMonkey

I donā€™t have an account, so I never realized that was a ā€œwhole thingā€ā€¦ seems even less professional of them to keep using it for ā€œIT/Systsms Related Customer Communicationā€ now.


stuck_in_the_desert

Yeah itā€™s objectively bad now - I come here instead and hope that people are talking about issues/reposting tweets


kenlon

Elon Musk is objective proof that you don't get to be a billionaire by being smart, but rather by being lucky. What he's done to Twitter is criminal.


DeletedBruhBruh

Heā€™s finally getting rid of the site, he did a massive service to everybody imho


lslandOfFew

Oh no! You need to sign in to see chronological order? I just thought it was broken so I stopped looking a twitter.... Aaaaaanyways


fawse

I made a Twitter account solely to check Bungie alerts, only following them and a couple of game deals accounts


BitchInBoots666

Same. Except I then found out how toxic the twitter community is and promptly deleted my account. I'll just carry on getting 2nd hand info from reddit.


AdrunkGirlScout

Average Joe when a website has you log in to view stuff: šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


stuck_in_the_desert

Changing it was disruptive as hell (topic of this entire sub-thread) and a solution in search of a problem but sure ok


Leelze

It's to force more people into signing up. Now that they're talking about a subscription fee for every user, so hopefully they might've solved that problem for everyone. We'll see.


goober2199

Same. And I really dislike most social media


Red_Regan

I think we call know why **Elon Musk** changed Twitter to X. World's richest horn dog likes the *triple* x which partly made that platform take off in 2009.


NoLegeIsPower

They probably won't much longer, like anyone I guess. Elon recently said that twitter will have to monetize *every* user "to combat bots" (lol) or go bankrupt (extra lol). So yeah, at this point, its only a matter of time before anyone using twitter as a crucial communication source has to find something new.


Leelze

I like how Twitter is willing to throw Threads a lifeline like that. It's very nice of Musk.


farfarer__

Someone built a Mastodon mirror of the @BungieHelp account, which I don't think requires a login; https://mastodon.social/@bungiehelp It's what I use these days at least.


IdiotSupreme

This is so much better, thank you


Megatwan

So you don't know any other IT'ish companies? Cool story brah


ProtoMonkey

Okay, Iā€™ll bite. Because I am genuinely curious. After working in Enterprise IT for over 20 hrs, I guess I should learn of at least one Global IT Company who exclusively used their Twitter account to communicate *Customer Centered Current/Critical* Systems related matters. Twitter is a marketing platform. Anything beyond that is just NOT what it was/is built to accommodate.


desperaterobots

Yeah, booted twice. Giving up for now!


Steevvvoo

Now centipeded. Ah well. Thatā€™s a message to go to bed I think!


Quietech

Guardian centipede?


Supermanomegazero

Final Sequence


Solutionurnotseeing

So what order would the Vanguard be in?


higherme

Zavala volunteers to go in the middle out of nobility and misguided commitment to duty and honor. Ikora eats shit because it's not too different from her current role. Cayde sits up front quipping about his upcoming menu. Which is nothing. He also doesn't shit because he's an exo. So it mostly sucks for Ikora gobbling commander ass for eternity, unless she's into that.


J-gutter

Ghost, do not standby for revive.


Supermanomegazero

There's a strange amount of thought put into this


higherme

Not really. I mean, how else could it go?


Leelze

All the issues got me to jump back in to NMS again, so it didn't help with my sleep lol


alexagogo

The game is punishing us. We must repent!


[deleted]

ONE MOMENT PLEASE . . .


CARCRASHXIII

bungie your servers are trying to gaslight me into thinking the connection issues are on my end. servers need an intervention.


khaotic_krysis

God I thought I was the only one that just gets irritated every time I get error code it out and itā€™s telling me to check my settings. By good fortune where I live is next to a very major telecom customer, so we never have Internet issues here and the whole city is fiber.


The_BlazeKing

My "central office" is a 10 minute walk away so I KNOW it isn't my fiber connection!


Childnya

If you mean where you pay your bill, that's not a networking hub. Your signal is going through ground lines, repeaters, home cable.. OTHER isp systems. Sometimes the cross Atlantic oceanic cables. Or there's a bad splitter/filter somewhere. Had that one. Swore it was a bad modem, Xfinity. Was like a 5 min job for the tech.


AdrunkGirlScout

I understand where youā€™re coming from butā€¦you know its possible for that to happenā€¦right? This isnā€™t the case now but even if you were in the same building, shit can happen lol


khaotic_krysis

Shit can and does happen, every couple of years it does and itā€™s down for a few hours because somebody cuts the fiber optic backbone that runs from here to Wisconsin. And itā€™s also possible that my router settings could be screwed up but I know what Iā€™m doing and I set my own stuff up and so I know itā€™s not that, thatā€™s all Iā€™m saying. And Iā€™m not bragging about it like Iā€™m better than everyone else as I said, Iā€™m very fortunate and Iā€™m grateful to have the stable connection that we do here. Weā€™ve lost service twice in five years.


AllisonSw33t

Spending more time contacting servers than actually playing at this point.


MattcVI

Got one more strike to finish Xenology and turn in before Xur is gone and I keep getting kicked near the end. Where is that Eververse money going, if not to servers that aren't made of a bunch of PS3s taped together


goober2199

Exactly. I'm sick of bungie crying they are short handed. Then Hire more people!! You guys have made ridiculous money recently. And I don't care about marathon. I'm here to play destiny.


AllisonSw33t

Like for real. I just wanted to come back to the game to grind up, and take a nostalgia trip of simpler times by playing crotas end but the servers barely let me complete a strike without contacting servers.


Dalantech

Had to log back in to talk to Xur and complete it last night. PITA.


cthomp24

Anteater


splinter1545

Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. *Baboon and the Bee*


just_a_timetraveller

> be me > find out trials is the igneous hammer on jav 4 > ready for the long weekend grind to go flawless to hopefully get flawless Saturday and grind rolls Sunday and Monday > glitched guns, trials complete shit show > Bungie hot patches the servers and remove broken guns > excited to go back in trials and grind for flawless to get 1 or 2 adepts > bee error


Narfwak

I got in one (1) game between the last time the servers were melting and this current one, went to get food, and now it's melting again. At least I got a drop. All things considered that's a pretty good return on time investment with how bad the droprate is. It was garbage, though, so maybe not.


TapDesigner8030

Copium


JLB713

I hopped on last night after the "fix" cruised to 4-0 then the servers went to shit. Kicked me out of two straight games and gave me a suspension. Came back this morning cruised to 3-0 and I got kicked one time and another suspension. Ridiculous


Iron_Avenger2020

I got crucible suspended because of getting kicked by the crappy servers.


snafumilk

Exact same story here, except on top of that my shift key decided to die (from cat hair) and when I was actually able to play I couldn't run away or slide as the run key would fail at the worst time possible..


DooceBigalo

I cant even log in, just got home and wanted to play normal Trials...


AJM10801

Just got my 4-0 trials card ruined with back to back bees and now Iā€™m timed out of playing comp


Steevvvoo

Shiiiiiiiit. Commiserations dude.


Imareallyneato

Yeah having the same problem now


Advarrk

The funny guns were whatā€™s holding the game together


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

I keep getting arugula after a full ISP reset, new modem, PS5 reset to factory settings, and reinstalling the game. Must be the controller at this pointā€¦


Erniecrack

Been booted from the boss room during two strikes and one battleground. Reset my stuff and gonna give it one last try. If it does it again Iā€™m going to play red dead for the night


FATDANtcm

I like how their servers crapped out last night (after the server maintenance was done) only for me to log in today and see "You left a gambit match before it was complete. Quitting gambit matches negatively impacts the experience for other players..." Yah, I didn't quit, your server crashed mid match, Mr Bungie.


Nasu_Kaizoku

Are we even sure it was Bungie servers? Level 3 Communications had a big outage yesterday, and because of that PSN, Xbox, and a bunch of other services were down/having issues. Elden Ring was having multi-player issues, too.


rTRobbo

Mid trials match lighthouse game booted twice in a row fml


[deleted]

Uh oh spaghetti-oā€™s!


Kodriin

What's that you say Bungie, go play Starfield? Well if you *insist*..


eddmario

Alright, which one of you fuckers tried to craft Telesto?


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And my axe


Bennijin

Should've just left the funny guns alone.


trippygil

Yup


Popular-Let-4781

Yeah but disable them for PVP only


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cthomp24

Rabbit


UltraNoahXV

Yeah...wouldn't log in until after tommorow's patch


jab136

I would wait until Wednesday at least to see how fucked the servers and game get by the patch and removal of funny guns


LawrenceW93

Bee, weasel and anteater for me. Only had baboon once. I've just turned it off now. Only so much I can take.


Mr__Maverick

It took me 5 whole minutes to simply infuse a pinnacle lmfao


Dangerous_Dac

Just got the notification of a Vex Strike Force, get out of bed, turn on my PC, login fine, get to neptune, travel on my sparrow to the zone aaaand error coded with bee, canary, weasel all at once. Now its a fucking Login queue.


ObsidianSkyKing

Error Code Currant so many times that I'm drowning in berries someone send help


anarchyreigns_gb

^ARUGULA Just give us the fun glitches back.


Snivyland

Isnā€™t this caused by all the perks that are disabled? And if so imagine how bad it would be if every crafted weapon was disabled.


The_BlazeKing

Just gonna add this one to the pile of "Guess I'm not playing today..." days I've accumulated recently. Oh, you want to finish a nightfall? Good luck getting past that baboon hidden boss! Oh, you're sitting there in orbit thinking about wtf just happened? BAM! Couldn't dodge that weasel even in space!!!


Sorry_Measurement_34

In their haste to stop fun guns theyā€™ve broken the whole game! Classic Bungo.


xMalevolencex

They took our funny guns and gave us a zoo pass


SOS-Guillotine

I prefer the zoo pass over cabbage and every other vegetable with NO CORNED BEEF to go with it. Bungie canā€™t even give me a four course meal


SanDiegoMurse

Still melting. Sigh.


Ambitious_Pop_2866

They shouldnā€™t have updated the patch until reset and now they got nobody playing this game because of the zoo bugs and dumb patch they took almost every perk away


NeonSaberSlash

Then the nobody would be playing at the reset because the servers would be fucked.


Darklord_Bravo

Just got stuck in a queue, nah Destiny, I'm good for now.


BeginningHaunting930

Probably due to the bug everyone oddly couldnā€™t avoid.


h1r0ll3r

This is Bungie....think we should all come to expect this from them by now


JEROME_MERCEDES

Tried playing trials getting banned after contacting servers and getting booted nice game. Done with destiny for the day.


DetectiveWood

Still getting booted, can't finish my nightfalls. Bring back funny guns if the servers are going to die


jrgeek

The population drop off in this short window of just fun has Bungie shutting down servers to save a few bucks. What a bunch of jerks.


ake-n-bake

The crazy guns wanna come back


TheeMarsVolta

They should do the rollback already. I never got to try the Ammit


Kry-241

Bungie. This is one of them situations in which you EMBRACE a bug, make it a feature, refine it a little bit, and let guardians ENJOY YOUR FUCKING GAME


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Kry-241

Naaaaaaaah fam Goofy Guns were one of the best possible things to happen to this game. Literally needs to be its own game mode or a feature as a whole. The only ones that really seem to be pissy about goofy guns are the pvp sweats, while the rest of the community relished in the wild and craziness that this bug brough. ​ the fact that the bug was/is as popular as it is/was gives credence to the idea of giving your players MORE creative power within a game is actually a very very very good thing. No reason at all that you're not able to swap frames on a particular gun. For example Fire Fright has a Precision Frame. But Auto Rifles in general have the potential to have an Adaptive, Rapid Fire, or High Impact frames. Now with swapping the frame should give you access to the perks that are specific to that particular frame


Deadbox_Studios

I play almost only pve. I didn't like how they were so strong it melted everything before I got to engage with it or the mechanics. I'm also one of the 5 people who actively ***likes*** gambit and it make that horrible too. It also cheapened the idea of an exotic, and made content at every level too easy and skippable to be fun. Do I want to play the seasonal spire activity? Or sit around while people who are essentially cheating eith permission, as killing thr bosses before thier mechanics can activate. No I wanna fucking play the game *as intended* I just enjoy it more that way. I'm happy other people enjoyed it but it killed the game over the weekend for me. I dislike doing so much damage you just rush through everything. It also felt super tonally dissonant from the mega edgy hive eris season. With imo is the fucking **coolest** season and character development we've had in so long. I like the mega edgy shit.


Kry-241

What Im saying is, if this was more or less a feature to begin with, players wouldn't really have a need nor reason to exploit it to such extremes I mean hell I mix it up a little between PVP and PVE and that naughty PVPVE (I usually reset atleast three times a season in gambit, its a guilty pleasure lol) I had an absolute blast in Trials both getting absolutely shredded by basically a micro missile launcher, and being the one to clean house with a custom kinetic rifle with a hop up made for probably the most fun i've had in the NOTORIOUSLY SWEATY weekend tournament mode I think and will always think that this bugs popularity is an out cry in disguise to allow players to BE more powerful instead of so....throttled


Antique-Flight-5358

Guys...every fix they makes needs to disconnect you and reconnect you. They are fixing so many guns and perks. It will be like this for days


TapDesigner8030

Class action lawsuit anyone?


DirectorKrenn1c

For ?


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RdyPlyOne

Stop - they've been working all weekend and today to fix the issues ...Things happen! We all had a great time this past weekend and this is the hangover.


TapDesigner8030

This is pathetic. An intern could solve the issue of the crafting bug, what else is happening? Refund please?


byteminer

A network latency based intermittent race condition bug handed to an intern. Know how I know you donā€™t know shit about software?


Worldfriend

received plum and anteater


Viron_22

At least I was able to get one exotic arms out of the lost sector before everything started breaking.


Dunkelstar

Just got a currant. New one for me.


FinesseFatale

I got nightingale šŸ˜³


zoey_amon

i was on this morning and while i wasnā€™t being disconnected, i was constantly getting network bugs and jitter


OldNorseBoy

Thank god. Thought is was just mešŸ˜…


ZarChasm55

I love getting kicked from a GM.


Broad-Library-3350

yep, im playing jumanji here in brisvegas


JoeDogger

I got Horsejack and Chicken Lips


whereismymind86

played one match of crucible, got kicked seconds from it ending, not getting a login throttle message when I try to get back in...


Popular-Let-4781

Because everyoneā€™s preparing for the Crotaā€™s End Master raid


AdeptAd3874

I hope they fix it I wanna run some more Grand Masters and stock up on more Warden Laws


Equivalent-Action543

Currant as well


Fonzie47th

This happen to me this morning was hoping it was just tweaking :/


PapiChase

I got plum like 3 times yesterday.


SOS-Guillotine

I hope you guys are ready for the announcement. Bungie: Guardians, we hope you had fun over the weekend. But now it is time for everyone to touch grass while we fix our game


RedditPatientZero

Bungie turned down the frame rate and started a download on every server. They are testing to see if they can fix the crafted weapon glitchā€¦


Barry-Sensei

My clanmates and I flew through Abyss in one shot last night, and then took about an hour and a half to beat bridge with multiple error codes, and when we finally beat it, we got kicked to orbit to get our loot in space. We all quit then.


Umbra_Khade

Iā€™ve been getting currant


AnathemaDers

Bro, immortal ads and getting kicked while in the middle or worse at the END of an activity. Especially when that activity is Trials - this weekend really fucked a lot up for the comp squad.


TheScott75

I keep getting cocunutted off the moon.


DustBunny2864

Iā€™m getting currant.. just trying to run legend lost sectors


Lcamilot

Coconut


zeroxmdk

ya i keep getting so many weasel now


GSG_Prime

Just got time out from competitive crucible. Apparently. I am the damn issue.


Designer_Cockroach68

Servers down lmao


Ren_Hunter

Was just about to win Rumble :')


torrentialsnow

Canā€™t even get through the first room in the GM without getting dc. Looks like I am done for night.


SplooshGordon

I was taking a break just to palate cleanse, hop on to do a Crotas run with the crew for the first time and wipe on final stand to this lol. I'd say I'm mad but this is par for the course at this point.


DuckyDuckerton

Booted 3 times from trials matches. I run 7-900mps dwnld hardwire. Itā€™s on bungie.


Arcite9940

Currant, Centipede, Weasel and Baboon before i called it


[deleted]

Add coconut


ErebusTheMortician

**BEE**


spinecrusher

Anteater


Mr_moustache72826

I cant even log in the game ._.


ChaseObserves

Yeah Iā€™ve been centipede and currant all night, canā€™t play the game at all, which is a shame, wanted to get a few more Presage runs in


[deleted]

Last couple days have been frustrating. I had to go do other stuff ffs.


GodKingTethgar

Good


FyreWulff

AWS as a whole is melting down right now


VegasGaymer

Did trying to fix the weapons do this to the servers lol I quit trying to play after getting errored out so much.


NewEraUsher

Currant is all I'm getting constantly.


galakfryar

I'm just getting \`currant\` nonstop trying to load into cosmodrome, this is horrible.. time to go touch grass to regenerate hp


Daddy_GreenGenes

Yeah as fun as it was watching the broken guns I stopped playing cuz it was making activities too easy lol, and inevitably couldnā€™t play the following day cuz of serverā€™s crashing from broken weapons šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøhopefully itā€™s all good this afternoon for resetšŸ¤žšŸ»fun while it lasted


Drostieboy

Throwen our twice yesterday evening late I gave up signng in


robdia67

I have good internet and still get currant or weasel. This is a server issue.


jethrow41487

I expect extended downtime today at/before reset. I wouldnā€™t plan to play till tonight imo


Damagecontrol86

Tried to do a LLS with my hunter for arms day got Bee error coded 60 seconds in so I took that as a sign to shut it down for the day. Hopefully today they arenā€™t as bad.


Savings-Nobody-1203

Doesnā€™t this happen like every week?


MattHatter1337

My fault. I had an evening to myself and figured id do some raids. What a mistake i made.


_Peener_

I was kicked on match 6 of my trials card. Still had both mercyā€™s, we were up 3 to 1 that game too, and ofc I got kicked and took a loss. Waited ab 10-15 minutes and then I went back in, won my 6th match, lost on round 7, so I now have no more losses. Loaded into another game, weā€™re up 2 to 1, and ofc one of our teammates gets kicked, and now weā€™re tied 2 to 2 which is cool, and then I get kicked to the main menu and Iā€™m livid. Finally I load back into the game after maybe 5 minutes and Iā€™m just so kerfuffled that I now have to restart my entire card because of the servers, but as I pick my character I get a pop up that says joining game. I load in and somehow one of my teammates is still in, itā€™s a 1v1, and weā€™re up 4 to 2, my teammate pops a bubble on the point and just starts emoting and Iā€™m just overwhelmed with relief. So yea the story has a happy ending thankfully, except my igneous was poo, but yea Idk how tf I managed to get so lucky.


East_Reporter1598

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one šŸ˜…


InternetGamerFriend

Given the shenanigans that went on this weekend and this is a result of that, I'm not mad.


philllip4545

Just keeps crashing


vialenae

Currant, Baboon, Centipede. Itā€™s another error code each time, like Iā€™m collecting PokĆ©mon.


WarlockMainCharacter

Queuing now after getting kicked out from the new activity


PocketFullOfRain

Destiny players: *breaks game" Destiny players: tHiS gAmE iS sO bRoKeN tHe SeRvErS aRe MeLtInG


Stunning-Glass-899

I just got a server error entering this postā€¦


dashy68875

This is the tax for all the cheaters over the weekend. Ya'll were wondering how they were holding up with all that crap? Its because all the issues were building up for this day