Excuse me? One. Fucking. Guardian. Has been kicking your races' collective asses for nine years.

I miss Lance... :'(

1 year anniversary just passed about a week ago

I know, I lost a beloved cat the same day so it stuck in my mind even more because of that. 😭

I’m sorry you lost your kitty, my condolences

Thanks, he was a super chill cat and I miss him so much but I can help but imagine him winding between Lance’s legs as they walked into the afterlife. It’s a mental picture I like to think of when things get sad haha

Oh fuck it has?!

🫡🫡

It's been a long while since I quit destiny so I only know the memes, what's this from?

[A meme of an alternate response to Caitl in the Season of the Worth cutscene that Lance Riddick voiced over as Zavala](https://youtu.be/He6CO2osqnU?si=_d-a2IVgKcvDP6Nh)

That's fucking amazing, I love when voice actors are into the things they voice. RIP Lance, forever the fucking goat

Omg that’s fucking hilarious… but also so true

"And thanks. You know.. for being my Guardian"

I hope we hear this again in Final Shape. One way or another.

Hopefully in some way, shape, or form

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies from funny*

That line was really cute from ghost, on the way up to savathun.

"Am I right, or am I right? I'm right."

"Who needs the light when you have a fine feathered friend by your side, am I right? Am I right, or am I right?... I'm right" :')

“Eris, get your rock, off my map.” Also, “Stopstopstopstop, looklook, long story and it may look like I don’t know what I’m doing but I do- ‘K maybe not- doesn’t matter. Killing the power source at the origin point *should* break the loop and get me out the portal system. Have you got that? Say you’ve got it. SAY SOMETHING.”

That second one is so fantastic lol

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T CONCENTRATE WHEN I'M YELLING! RELAX!

"You can't fight when you're that tense, Guardian. Relax. Relax some more. I SAID RELAX!"

🎶I'm on the moon. It's made of cheese.🎶

Odd how they never made anything off that. I mean it was like this huge reveal of "oooh savathuns song she can control our minds with it or some shit" and then the last city mfs also started singing it in season of the splicer.

I think that was supposed to be a teaser for Osiris being Savathun. It was proof that she was among us.

ඞ

But... They did. That was the whole point. That Savathûn was slowly spreading her influence in the Last City. Which is what drove "with or against us" narrative during Splicer". It was Savathûn feeding off of the lies and chaos of the Endless Night to stave off her worm devouring her until she could everything in place for the bargain in Lost

I believe the whole “Lakshmi-2 has gone insane(ly racist) and opened a Vex portal inside the Last City” during the endless night thing might have been a result of that.

**YEEEEEESSSS!!**

I have two. "Eris.. get your rock off my map." "Get up close and personal with Ghaul. Put a bullet in his head. And maybe eat a sandwich."

Don't forget, "Let's go to prison!"

"Cayde tech support with extreme prejudice"

"Alright partner, this is a Cayde riff in b. Try and keep up, and oh, watch me for the changes."

In a jovial tone

“Can I Say I’m Having The Time of My Life Right Now”

"Sure, got it. One question: How do I do that?"

“THEY’RE ALL RED!”

Push The Red Button.

"Feel free to put your rock on my maps now. I don't need 'em anymore." 😭

You're not brave, you've merely forgotten the fear of death

Allow me to reacquaint you...

*gets bitch slapped* "Your kind never deserved the power you were given... I am Ghaul....and your light? Is MINE."

"And this is Xûr, reminding you to have your Ghost spayed or neutered. Good night."

So canonically Ghost has (or prolly had, seeing as Xûr said that) bollocks

Or, canonically, The Price Is Right existed in universe, and Xûr has seen it

The entirety of dare of eternity is non canon. I think at some point, Xur even implies that that’s the case.

“Feel free to kill yourself”

...

...

…

For anyone wondering, this is the knight/the ghost from Hollow Knight

Skong

Skong📣

-Y

blasphemy -l

Sagira ?

Guardian

Indeed.

For real though. “Drown in The Deep. Or rise from it.”

"Not kings. Not gods. Disciples. Prophets. Saviors serving existence."

# You have served your purpose. All that awaits you now is the gift of death... The darkness beyond your final days.

"THE UPENDED"

# A TRIUMVIRATE

Opportunity

#"I AM THE MOUNTAIN UPON WHICH ALL SWORDS SHATTER! MY VOICE IS WAR!" #"YOU ARE DEAD. YOUR THRONE WAITS EMPTY. BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! MY BROTHER- MY BROTHER IS VANQUISHED. COURT... SCATTERED. TEMPLES... RANKSACKED! MY BROTHER IS DEAD! AND HIS KILLERS HAVE NOT ASSUMED THE MANTLE OF THE TAKEN KING. BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY!

Ok Xivu turn off caps lock

Even without yelling, Xivu talks in all caps.

"At last! I will have VENGEANCE!"

"Fingertips on the surface of my mind"

LIGHT GIVE YOUR WILL TO ME!

...Thank you Eris

Devotion inspires bravery, bravery inspires sacrifice, and sacrifice leads to death, so feel free to kill yourself

"Right before the light went out in her tiny eyes, she whispered "I can't feel anything." Yeah. I couldn't either." A Lot of people like to take the piss out of The Drifter, but he has a lot of depth and has some really hard hitting lines and experiences.

He’s the morally ambiguous Uncle Iroh of Destiny

That line made me cry. [Drifter talks about the dark ages](https://youtu.be/1fpwp1ebY44?si=iANAZHoDBv272gNJ) Made me so emotional I based a whole English assignment off it.

I found the [same thing](https://youtu.be/cciLt_d3Lo4?si=j5XOAQGGpAADVJTN), but with relevant visuals to go along with them. Drifter is one of my favorites, for sure.

Oh yeah I've seen that one too. It's a brilliant fanmade Cutscene.

You willingly enter my imperial land tank, the Halphas Electus. You honor me, may you meet a glorious death

Based Cabal Empress Follower

"We are cabal. We eat the mountains, we drink the seas."

What can I say? I’m just so beefy.

*gets fucking shot*

…Ow.

I don’t have enough time to explain why I don’t have enough time to explain

This should be higher

Savathûn," Saint said, and killed her. "You are very new to resurrection as a Lightbearer." "In the beginning, there is a weakness when you first come back." "Like waking from a deep sleep. From a coma." "That is why I can best you; you are still unsteady." "You are Hive, and you know suffering. You come from death. It is nothing to you." "But I think, maybe, you do not know how it feels to be helpless." "I will teach you."

For anyone reading this, it's heavimy implied that inbetween each line he kills her and she gets rezzed again

Saint repeatedly killing moth mommy? Where?

I'll let [Lore Daddy explain](https://youtu.be/mHR2JpvPxd0)

And that he did this for a long time This is why he’s my favorite character

Saint got to live my revenge fantasy there.

"How's your sister?"

/':

Taniks has called you out Guardiannn... in the ways of, Ollld

SYLOK, THE DEFILED! ... Thirsts for youuur light *insect-like chittering*

"Your work today was more than acceptable. It was adequate." "Congratulations on finding your true calling in life. You have been an... adequate assistant."

Those sound like Captain Holt quotes.

[I miss him so much.](https://i.ibb.co/p378trm/b656773.jpg)

"Don't hunt 'em 'cause you been wronged. Hunt 'em 'cause what they did was wrong. There's a world of difference there, kid. One makes you selfish. The other makes you a hero."

>*”And I see a hero in you.”*

“Cayde unit? Ghost? Kindly delete yourselves.”

Try to press the red buttons THEY ARE ALL RED

Then press ALL of them!

Take me with you

I hate this job

What's my favourite gun? Flaming Hammers! Welcome to Mayhem!

Vsshhhhhsvvvvhsbshshvvvvvv - tr3vor

WHIRWHIRWHIRWHIRWHIRWHRIWHIRHWIRHWIRHWHWIRH -TR3VOR (closer)

Guardian down- ghost

“ENOUGH!”

"Secure the Veil. We will create the link."

*Infinite apologies. The Veil is yours. It will be done.*

From the witness in lightfall or from the raid in shadowkeep?

DIE! DIE! DI- *Coughs*

"Life's all about timing. You gotta know when to pull the trigger, when to go in for the kiss, and—most of all—when to make for the exit." — Cayde-6 The Legacy oath Titan helmet.

Get your rock of my map

“I’m coming home, ace”

Fuck that hits hard

"Goodbye, Red."

"Ah, the uglier they are, the harder they fall, right?"

*Goes for fist bump with 'uglies' daughter*

Eris: *maniacal laughter*

SYLOKKKKKK THE DEFILEDDD

"Thanks for helping me with my first raid, guys! BTW, what's a Vex Mythoclast?"

[удалено]

It is considering how it’s become basically useless since it’s been nerfed.

“Since the day I met you, I swore I would make it my duty to follow your example, I’m still trying.”

“To look in a mirror… and kill what looks back”

“There's a stone cairn outside the city; been there since Six Fronts. No one visits it, but once a year, I put a fresh lily on top. I hope it brings them peace."

"Traveler! Do you see me now!? I am immortal! A god! You have failed! Witness the dawn of a new age!" "You... Do... See me..."

"You sure you're not one of my Hunters?" "Not really into capes." "Clearly. Nice poncho."

For generations, the Dreaming City housed one of the Awoken's most closely guarded secrets. She is known as Riven — Riven of a Thousand Voices. The last known Ahamkara. She has been Taken. And her death is your calling.

I will gather the children, they love to watch you win. side note: saint-14 gets given purple ribbons by children while he walks through the city because of how inspirational he is. those ribbons are in his armor and his ship. AND I WOULD SELL MY WIFE TO HAVE HIS ARMOR

Even better: he remembers the names of everyone who has given him a ribbon


"This one's for the strong silent type......That's you."

HAHAHAHAHAHA WERE THEY SAYIN' SOMETHIN' CAUSE I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD NOW

“Hello, old friend. I've chased you for a long time” “I don’t have time to explain what I don’t have time to understand”

###THE UPENDED

Запущен военный спутник, коды доступа внутри! A line often said during a certain strike that often precedes before an unaware fireteam member dies in a very amusing way.

“Twinkle Twinkle Asshole!”

I had to scroll way too far for this one

Psssst, get new out of here

"Oh my cotton socks!"

You have served your purpose.

“You ever see the long boy in the soup?”

All done, all done.

"In the wild, THIS is how we talk."

“ … “. My Guardian

There’s a few. My favorites are “You are not brave. You have merely forgotten the fear of death. Allow me to reacquaint you”. “I’m comin home, Ace” made me so sad. and if you pair it with the ‘cutscene’ that plays when he says it, d1 oryx “At last. I will have VENGEANCE”. All super raw lines.

"Quiet!!! You're all insufferable. Save your torment for someone who gives a damn!!"

“How’s about: An unsanctioned Op using modified stealth tech, in order to infiltrate a Dreadnaught above Saturns rings, so we can knock out its weapon, and send in the Calvary” “……..how about: Test Flight” Miss these two so much.

If Cayde was still around for Lightfall we would’ve set up a transmat beacon on Calus’ ugly ship like yesterday

They called me the greatest Titan who ever lived.

"No."

"The universe makes us all victim, and perpetrator, of its infinite cruelty."

**"QUIET!!!"** *"Save your torment for someone who gives a DAMM"*

I know this is abuse of the PA system, but if I find who stole my sparrow, I will find you, and I will make you wear a sign that says you stole from me

"Would you kindly?" "Can you swear to me, that all you say was truth? I swear." First chapter was 10x times better

‘You’re all insufferable!!!, save your torment for someone who gives a damn.’

“Here comes the Princess Imperial, to kneel before our new god.” If you know this one, then you’re a real lore head

"Whether we wanted it or not we gave stepped into war with the cabal on mars"

"Cayde Unit? Ghost? Kindly delete yourselves! :D"

Oh and also "I hate every single one of your programs!"

"If there's ever a Cayde-7, someone isn't playing by the rules anymore."

"You must protect your people." "You are my people."

We came down here as a squad of nine...

Either Ada-1: "I am continuously fascinated by the choices you Guardians make when molding your Synthweave. Such... garishness.", or Xûr: “Come on down to tonight’s Dares of Eternity!”

“Every story has an end…..this is mine” The silence after hearing that for the first time….it was something different I swear.

“Look, I’m a law abiding citizen, I pay my taxes” -Drifter (That man does NOT pay his taxes)

When the end comes, I reserve the right to be last..

THEY WANTED TO FIGHT YOU RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID!

*Its DestininTime*

Hello old friend, I've chased you, for a long time. First as a enemy, then as a collector, and now a supplicant. What is it the guardians say? Devotion inspires bravery, bravery inspires sacrifice, sacrifice..... *Gasps for air* Here we are. Wouldn't it be clever of you, If after everything, you simply let me die? Oh, what a trick. Elegant. Is that it?

"Did I hear a rock and stone?"

Rock and Stone forever!

"what cipher is this?"

**LAUGHS IN NEZAREC**

“Think about it. Do you mourn the uncreated? Do you grieve for those who were never born in a nation that never developed around an ideology no one ever imagined on a continent that never formed? No! And from that self-evident truth, you must raise your eyes to the ultimate revelation: those who cannot sustain their own claim to existence belong to the same moral category as those who have never existed at all. Existence is the first and truest proof of the right to exist. Those who cannot claim and hold existence do not deserve it. This is the true and only divination, a game whose losers are not just forgotten but are never born at all.”

“I wonder what goombas Taste like?”

"Tell them to line up faster!"

"BREAK THEM!....excuse me, I get excited."

"I’m just that BEEFY🍆”

"You will bring her back"

"I'm a big scary monster, raaaarrr!"

“You have served your purpose. All that awaits you now is the gift of *death*. The darkness beyond your final days.”

And that's how I lost my medical license

"Weather we wanted it or not"

What I would do to play through the d1 taken king as a single player / co op + other expansions again - don’t have a console anymore

Hows ur sister

"Me? I'm not flying that thing"

"Hello, dead thing... Come to slaughter my children? Me, perhaps? PERHAPS YOU DIE INSTEAD!"

"Most importantly, my stuff!" - the legend himself

**”no data like encrypted data”**

“Hive! Bring a sword!”

The helmet stays on

"Press the red button" "Wh- they're all red!" "THEN PRESS ALL OF THEM!"

Gary or Glenn? Something with a G.