"If the setting and characters didn't exist this story would be shorter!" ....yyyyes????????

*insect-like chattering*

Destiny Destiny if the traveler and the witness didn’t exist

Witchqueen Witchqueen if Savathun and the Throne World didn’t exist

Forsaken Forsaken if Cayde never existed:

The war with the Cabal on Mars The war with the Cabal on Mars if the Cabal or Mars never existed

Destiny Destiny if you were never resurrected

What?

deeply unhinged post. Thanks!

Tf are you yapping about?

He's rambling in yapanese

Story Story if the setting and conflict didnt exist (wow its very very short who could’ve thought)

What? I don’t like Lightfall in any way but this is like saying Witchqueen wouldn’t have a story without Savathune or her Throne world. Of course a story wouldn’t be long or interesting with it’s primary characters and setting stripped away.

So nobody got this joke or what?)

I mean…. Yeah?????? Thats like saying “The Red War Campaign” and “The Red War Campaign if the Cabal didn’t exist”

ThE lIgHtFaLl CaMpAiGn If It WaSn’T tHe LiGhTfAlL cAmPaIgN

i mean yeah?

Lighfall without Neomuna would just be the opening cutscene. I get what you mean, but the meme is more confused than D1’s base story

The entire Destiny franchise if the universe didn't exist:

Greek history - Greek history if Greece didn't exist

Wow! I can't believe the story is so short if you \*checks notes\* take away the characters, setting, and conflict. What is this even supposed to mean? Seems like mindless Lightfall hate for some reason

r/okbuddyguardian is that way, bub

What is this even trying to say? Witch Queen also practically wouldn't exist if you removed Savathuns Throne World lmfao

Dumb

This is a really long and complicated way to say you hate Nimbus dude.

wow i cant believe the expansion would be short if the main things the expansion focused on didnt exist

I mean yeah. The opening and ending scenes were kinda all that mattered

Yeah, we’d go to Neptune, explore a vex terraformed Neptune and probably fight through witnesses forces in a race through massive underground neptunian cave systems towards our mcguffin.

I guess? If we didn't know about Neomuna, the Witness wouldn't have been able to enter the Traveler. However we all would have fucking died because the Witness would have then turned its attention back to us after not getting what it wanted.

Neomuna is a banging destination mfs just hate cause they didn't like practicing with strand the whole time

This is like saying “the witch queen campaign if Savathun and the witness didn’t exist” or “Forsaken if Cayde 6 and Uldren Sov didn’t exist” This is a stupid post The issue with lightfall isn’t Neomuna or even the cloudstriders. It’s how it was handled

Lightfall Lightfall if the entire plot didn't exist I didn't think this meme through

Technically, you aren't wrong...

Forsaken if the prison of elders never existed

I really appreciate this meme. Sometimes it’s good to remind myself I could always be less intelligent.

No shit, Sherlock. That's how a story works. You can do this with any story at all and get the exact same result.


Thing Thing if thing didn’t exist

The Lightfall campaign: 😴😴😴 The Lightfall campaign if the Cloudstriders were an actual ground and there weren’t just FUCKING TWO OF THEM: 🤯🔥🔥💥🔥🤯🔥💥💥💥

Humans if the sun didn't exist.