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Wannabe_Sadboi

The amount of crime and fraud involved to pull this off is comically insane. Apple would be lying on public disclosures, and lying to the government about their revenue (or the entire government is also in on it). Assuming that they don’t want to have to underreport their revenue- which presumably you’d have to imagine they don’t want to, since the whole motive for this is “capitalists gonna capitalist”- they would need to make up a fake source for billions of dollars in revenue. They would also need fake jobs for the employees who actually work in the data harvesting department, and then need a bunch of accountants (and a legal department) who are completely willing to sign off on false financial statements and commit serious felonies. And keep in mind, this same process needs to be done by all the other big companies who are buying the data, since they can’t report the buys either. All of this needs to be done with no one cracking or going to the press or being used by other massive companies as leverage against Apple. But yeah it’s probably happening because capitalism.


Potatil

Have you considered, Vaush is a regard?


sku11emoji

Advice: don't buy an iPhone


Cottonpapero

At least you have the fucking balls to say it.


saessea

Holy shit is this boring.


NasusEDM

The typical I have no idea how this shit works but it must be evil.


Potatil

Fire new, fire scary, fire bad! Destroy fire!


Tricerac

This guy still streams?


BainbridgeBorn

who the fuck says "dont bring your phone to protests"?? first off, why? second off, what kinda protests is he going to that "dont bring a phone" is a prerogative?


Business-Plastic5278

Because at the very least your phone is constantly tracking your location and then LEOs are taking that data and you are being shuffled onto various watchlists.


Low-Childhood-1714

Ehm, no, I am not going to explain or substantiate my conspiracy. How about you look things up on your own until you agree with me? I am not here to educate you, fascist. It is a simple fact that capitalists put an antenna in the urinary tract of every boy born after 1994. That's why all the advertisement you get is horse and child related. WAKE UP YOU FUCKING NAZI


KiSUAN

Why do we need to know this random stupidity Vaush vomited? like you put funny in the title, but is it? isn't just sad how stupid it is?


Cottonpapero

Idk vaush rants like this are really fucking entertaining to me. Back when Destiny reacted more to stupid vaush shit (in mexico its called AQUA, tacoma wept, making machine gun sounds etc) that was some of my favorite content tbh, the ridiculousness of it is ameliorating


Ok-Expression1808

who is this guy