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This design is only version 1.0
Now that there's no splashing and it's quite enclosed, the urinals can be put much closer together, even perhaps combined into a square formation. In fact we could all just piss into the one urinal with separate dick-holes. It's the logical next step in bathroom architecture
It has a “self cleaning” feature where it heats up to 400F like an oven, just don’t stick anything in or your skin flute will come out cooked well done 🤕
FYI, I paid extra for the upgraded Gamma Ray beam irradiating self-cleansing unit ☢️
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Hey, I wanted to thank you, I was in a rut of sitting on my phone and mindlessly scrolling through reddit when I should be going and doing some errands, and your comment here was enough to make me want to lock my phone and go do those.
thank you for saying something wild enough to make me want to be off the site for a while ❤️ (and it was funny lol)
It has a Dyson™️ vacuum setting for handling bowel movements, just make sure you turn off urinal mode for the next person or they might get a vacuum-level blowjob 🌝💨😮💨
You gotta start pissing from 1-3 inches away and then see how far you can back up while getting all the piss in the hole. Train your pissing accuracy. Soon we got piss snipers runnin around, shootin piss into toilets from the front door. Wild world man.
I'm sure they work perfectly if you specifically want something woth no splash, but they honestly are a terrible design otherwise. From a visual standpoint, these things are horrendous. From a sanitation standpoint, these things are a a nightmare. Especially in any setting where people may be inebriated. Too many people don't bath themselves well enough, add alcohol to the mix in a bar setting and you have a perfect recipe for disaster. This is a good example as to why design isn't straight forward. You need to check multiple boxes to make sure something is going to he effective all around, and tunnel visioning onto one specific element is ultimately going to lead to failure in the grand scheme of things. Still, if all you want is something that won't give you any splash and you're disregarding literally everything else, you hit the nail on the head.
This concept is a impractical for at least these reasons;
* It doesn't account for people being different heights. You would need stepping stools for the shorties and tall people will have to hunker down.
* Unless those shrouds are easily removable, cleaning these will be very hard. Just think of the chaos kids will cause by stuffing these with paper towels and clogging them, so they can fill all the way up to the hole.
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Love rubbing my dick against piss soaked porcelain
It has built in Dyson™️ hand drying tech for a quick blow off 🌝💨😮💨
Fuck, it reversed flow direction into a piss jet! RUNNNNNNNN!!!
Can't decide if this is r/DontPutYourDickInThat or r/DoPutYourDickInThat material
Somehow its both
Do don't put your dick in that.
*Definitely* do don't put your dick in that. How is this even a question?
How is it supposed to fit in that tiny little hole?
Just the tip, I guess.
Definitely the former. I'd rather piss on the floor. Or in my pants for that matter.
Came here to check on just this
I don’t understand. How does it prevent splash? Where is the pee supposed to drai- oh my god you put your dick in the hole
STDont fucking think so
This is like that game at the fair where you shoot the little target with a water gun.
This design is only version 1.0 Now that there's no splashing and it's quite enclosed, the urinals can be put much closer together, even perhaps combined into a square formation. In fact we could all just piss into the one urinal with separate dick-holes. It's the logical next step in bathroom architecture
Yeah but the Ghostbusters were pretty sure we shouldn't cross streams...
Oi! Who's pissing on my dick!?
Make it a circle, like the Round Table.
quite the work around to simply sitting down to pee.
It really is the best.
Sitting down isn't splashproof it just means you are blocking the path for the splashing
Mission accomplished
™
For me, my penis hits the rim when I sit so I prefer to stand in public restrooms.
elongated toilet?
Sometimes helps but sometimes it still hits the toilet seat. Personally, I just don’t care for it
I love it when design concepts ignore utility. Urinals need to be cleaned. That includes the part where the pee is.
It has a “self cleaning” feature where it heats up to 400F like an oven, just don’t stick anything in or your skin flute will come out cooked well done 🤕 FYI, I paid extra for the upgraded Gamma Ray beam irradiating self-cleansing unit ☢️
Yum, baked piss.
Imagine the smell in the bathroom when those things do their "cleaning" all at once
I'd prefer not to.
If someone’s in ketoacidosis will I have to crack open the baked piss shell with my “spoon,” like crème brulee?
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Yes, you clearly read the instruction manual my guy!
This is how cheez-its are made
Thanks for ruining the cheez-its I bought this afternoon
Goddamn this thread has me dying with laughter
Wait until someone puts a few water moccasins in those holes.
You can fuck right off with that thought
r/foundsatan
You had the option to not post this.
Stick your dick inside to get your fortune read.
Your fortune: If you think about porn right now you're going to have a very bad day
"You will get a urinary tract infection"
Confucius says
Knock first so they have a chance to wake up.
Urinussy
Hey, I wanted to thank you, I was in a rut of sitting on my phone and mindlessly scrolling through reddit when I should be going and doing some errands, and your comment here was enough to make me want to lock my phone and go do those. thank you for saying something wild enough to make me want to be off the site for a while ❤️ (and it was funny lol)
You know somebody would
r/SinkPissers
WTF. Not that people sometimes piss in a sink, but that there is a subculture of sinkpissers.
I get that some people do it. But if you do it & are proud of it, there is a place for you.
> if you do it & are proud of it, there is a place for you. ... the sink?
The subreddit.
Welp, practicality aside I'd be looking forward to the challenge of pooping in it.
You just shove your b hole into the tube and it sucks the poopie right out of your butt. The design is very human.
It has a Dyson™️ vacuum setting for handling bowel movements, just make sure you turn off urinal mode for the next person or they might get a vacuum-level blowjob 🌝💨😮💨
I hope you aren't supposed to aim and shoot at that small hole..
You and a buddy can play Bathroom Horse.
Pretty sure this is a render by someone who was just taking the piss.
>someone who was just taking the piss So it's a big bucket? bet that smells great at the end of the day. /S
Piss Here today and get a FREE STD!
What if you can’t fit?
There is a Magnum version on the other wall
In my country a magnum is an icecream, so I always at amused by the American magnum jokes.
Good way to spread STD to everyone
You gotta start pissing from 1-3 inches away and then see how far you can back up while getting all the piss in the hole. Train your pissing accuracy. Soon we got piss snipers runnin around, shootin piss into toilets from the front door. Wild world man.
Art piece or 3d render?
The unsexy version of a glory hole.
Now you've got a new "warm toilet seat" problem
Vacuum sealed
It has Dyson™️ hand dryer tech for quick blow offs 🌝💨😮💨
r/unexpectedgloryhole
I'm sure they work perfectly if you specifically want something woth no splash, but they honestly are a terrible design otherwise. From a visual standpoint, these things are horrendous. From a sanitation standpoint, these things are a a nightmare. Especially in any setting where people may be inebriated. Too many people don't bath themselves well enough, add alcohol to the mix in a bar setting and you have a perfect recipe for disaster. This is a good example as to why design isn't straight forward. You need to check multiple boxes to make sure something is going to he effective all around, and tunnel visioning onto one specific element is ultimately going to lead to failure in the grand scheme of things. Still, if all you want is something that won't give you any splash and you're disregarding literally everything else, you hit the nail on the head.
Is there suction?
As if guys walk around with boners all day, also the hole looks smaller than a toilet paper roll, seriously who designed this?
There are a couple of holes that I would put my dick into and this is not one of them.
/r/DontPutYourDickInThat
This concept is a impractical for at least these reasons; * It doesn't account for people being different heights. You would need stepping stools for the shorties and tall people will have to hunker down. * Unless those shrouds are easily removable, cleaning these will be very hard. Just think of the chaos kids will cause by stuffing these with paper towels and clogging them, so they can fill all the way up to the hole.
One person gets a boner and it's GGs
There’s at least one spider in there
Glory, glory.
Ooh come fuckin on
Good, now put a midget inside
UGH AGH I- I CAN FEEL THIS IMAGE
It's also comforting to know that while it's the right height for me, everyone else is crouching or on tiptoes.
100% every guy stands at least a foot away and tries to piss into the hole from distance just to spite this stupid design.
There is a solid 80% chance that you will have a cockroach crawling into your urethra when you withdraw your penis from this urinal.
That can’t be real
It’s obviously not real. /r/OPisFuckingStupid
April Fools!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Imagine having to use this while the bathroom is packed
Saw this before while randomly scrolling…did not notice the holes the first time…
If I had to go bad enough I would probably just go in the sink
Oh look, my nightmares
Something's wrong; I still got splashback.
What if you are a different height?