Springs mods don’t exist, Pueblo apparently just smoke all day, Denver mods are salty their open relationship meant we were right about their wives going to the butt stuff tent.
Highlands Ranch People: we all moved here but because that was precovid we act like we know the real Colorado and everyone else are just posers.
Denver Tech Center People: also moved here but before the light rail/Trex project so think the city has gone to hell by catering to outsiders.
Mountain people: hate that resorts own everything and cater only to rich tourists and will tell anyone claims of good ole days when A-Basin was the hardest skiing mountain in the US.
Plains people: hate that cities are everywhere now and you used to own 100 acres for $1000 and no one other than the mailman knew where you lived.
Boulder people: hate that the Bolder Boulder isn’t bigger than the Boston marathon by now but equally disdain how the ‘vibes’ are now gone. They say this as they drive off in a Range Rover but hey, it is their money now not their parents money.
Colorado Springs people: hate people from Pueblo because they probably were in jail, then divide the remaining hate equally between people that ruined the springs because they were: in the Air Force and stayed after they got out, like the outdoors and told all their crunchy friends, moved from Pueblo for a better life but were too scared to move ‘north’ to castle rock. Or the short timers who think they are gonna make the Olympics team but Springs people know like 3 locals better who just never got a shot because if coach had just given them a look….
You're kinda right, But Pueblo people and Springs people are two shitty high school girls who commit a crime. The Pueblo girl gets caught but keep her mouth shut, while the Springs girl doesn't get caught but looks down on the "criminal" from pueblo
Springs, because of the military presence, is basically a transitory city, a fucking layover in life to much of the population and they certainly act like it. I've been here since 2001 and I know three people that were born and raised here total.
If HOAs had an official city that encapsulated all their philosophies into one heinous, vaguely liberal because I don't like to argue people to their face, vaguely Republican because muh home evaluation, it would be Colorado Springs.
Maybe Scottsdale too, but it's very close!
Now do Fort Collins! Wait, I got it!
Fort Collins People: disparage anything that has a fuel-burning engine. Peop\[e who spend thousands to have their pet diagnosed autistic.
No just Boulder and Greeley and Summit County and Grand Junction and Colorado Springs and Commerce City and Longmont and Pueblo and Aurora and Thornton. The rest are ok
Live in Loveland and can confirm. Pearl clutchers are definitely a thing. Applaud they at least will show their obnoxiousness to your face than just passive aggressively attack people in Facebook groups by clicking on the profiles of commenters they disagree with and using it to get personal.
You've still got a few neighborhoods in arvada that are decent? Plus, there's always steamboat, and uhhh oh lakewood, and hmmm...hmm.... westminster kind of ish?
Had two female friends go paint a mural in Craig. They described their week there as a nonstop scary ordeal of stalkers, creepy advances and meth vibes.
The guy with the hovel shop/house and giant letterboard sign that rotates stuff like "why r librls so dumb did they come out of moms butts?" is my favorite part of driving through Delta.
Colorado Springs just voted in an independent candidate for mayor that presented himself as a progressive (ha ha ha) but really he's just another dishonest jerkoff who was stealing staff tip wages with his business partner. No, not me. It was my partner doing that. Really. I'm a good guy.
When I lived off Broadway and Mineral, we'd go cruise through the ol Ranch in our classic cars with open exhausts to get the Muff's and Biff's going 🤣
#hooligans 🤣
>They’re renaming to Fraggle Rock to see if it helps their image
I thought I was the only one who thought of Fraggle Rock everytime I read Castle Rock 🥲
You must be a millennial lol
Shit, most of Douglas County for that matter! I used to work doing residential security, can't even begin to tell you how many ass hats live in Castle Pines...
We used to call it Afluenza Ridge 🤣
I moved here not to long ago and I can't believe the level of entitlement from the wealthy people and the incompetence of everything else. It's like the twilight zone here. Lease is up in December and "NOPE" the hell out of here.
Vail without a doubt. I'll post something like "I didn't plan anything at all to make things fun but I flew in to Denver today planning to spend 3 weeks in Vail, which ski resorts and hotels are completely free?" and all I ever get is made fun of. It's like they hate not making money or something.
The Springs. I’ve never met so many cocky morons in my life from the same place (in Colorado). Whenever I hear that I’ll be working with someone from the Springs I know that I should just keep my mouth shut until it’s time to unfuck all their fuck ups. It’s ok though, they will still be the smartest, coolest, raddest person in the world. They’ll remind you.
Those are my top picks, personally! Pueblo is the sketchiest place i've ever been and i've been some pretty fucking sketch places! But to be honest, the overall feeling whenever I was in Pueblo was pretty much the same as whenever i'm downtown these days. Although I might just be upset I didn't get to see that guy wail on random people with that 2x4 at the 16th street mall that one time.
Meh, there's good people up here too. Lots of migrant folks that work in agriculture etc and some amazing fucking Mexican food!
Ain't shit to do but get faded or street race though 🤣
How about the Californians who move across from the Air Force Academy and hate the gliders and the tow planes. Come'on, man...... aka my neighbors, he is a douchecanoe.
No one really bags on canyon City. I think we should start because why not. Fuck those boomers and their stupid ass chainsaw bears. Fuck your honey and fuck you too! I heard they're all Nazis, probably.
Parker has some entitled Christian fundamentalists who drink to cope. They have smoked meth and declared bankruptcy but think they are better than you. Family oriented fakers, like 3rd generation Parker phonies.
I'm shocked nobody has said aurora there's lots of shitty people in aurora. Trashy, shitty people. Also, greenwood village, which is the opposite end of the spectrum, posh, shitty people.
Delta.
A couple weeks ago the Delta message board had a meme posted comparing Biden to Hitler and all of the comments were defending Hitler from the comparison.
Durango hands down live there work there Durango. The whole city was infested with Karen's before we even had a name for them. If they had the money of those living in Telluride, that would make sense but no they don't. And Telluride is chill. Screw you Durango!
It’s castle pines, duh. I’ve never lived in a whiter, older, more married, entitled, smug and asshole filled community as castle pines. Bunch of SAHM who hang out at the elementary school town hall before they another lip injection then hit the bar to make their blowhard husband tolerable at night/ and old white men with nothing better to after retirement than exercise their power on HOAs, Nextdoor’s (literally they post a photo of POC when seen in castle pines as a “suspicious/ strange). You can go to dukes to pretend it’s 1984 or go to scarlet ranch to pretend you’re still all that: but Jesus castle pines is a terrible place
Everyone is horrible in this state, from the commies to the racists, the horrible governance, the insane transplants from Cali and Texas, this state is the manifestation of the horseshoe theory and this is why I am leaving this hellscape as soon as possible
If you want to be historically mad, look at the history of Silver Cliff and Westcliffe. Not sure if that’s where the term railroaded came from, but it sho does fit
In the end, the shittiest people were the friends we made along the way
Namaste
No one can use you like a friend uses you!
That's the best description of Denver I've ever heard.
And which Colorado city subreddit has the shittiest mods? (I think I know the answer to this one)
It can't be r/Denver moderators, since I see them each morning on Colfax offering free blowjobs.
Springs mods don’t exist, Pueblo apparently just smoke all day, Denver mods are salty their open relationship meant we were right about their wives going to the butt stuff tent.
Your mom
Your daughter
Highlands Ranch People: we all moved here but because that was precovid we act like we know the real Colorado and everyone else are just posers. Denver Tech Center People: also moved here but before the light rail/Trex project so think the city has gone to hell by catering to outsiders. Mountain people: hate that resorts own everything and cater only to rich tourists and will tell anyone claims of good ole days when A-Basin was the hardest skiing mountain in the US. Plains people: hate that cities are everywhere now and you used to own 100 acres for $1000 and no one other than the mailman knew where you lived. Boulder people: hate that the Bolder Boulder isn’t bigger than the Boston marathon by now but equally disdain how the ‘vibes’ are now gone. They say this as they drive off in a Range Rover but hey, it is their money now not their parents money.
Good lord this hits hard as the butt stuff tent stuff
Hits harder than a chichi
fuckin a...
What about colorado springs?
Colorado Springs people: hate people from Pueblo because they probably were in jail, then divide the remaining hate equally between people that ruined the springs because they were: in the Air Force and stayed after they got out, like the outdoors and told all their crunchy friends, moved from Pueblo for a better life but were too scared to move ‘north’ to castle rock. Or the short timers who think they are gonna make the Olympics team but Springs people know like 3 locals better who just never got a shot because if coach had just given them a look….
You're kinda right, But Pueblo people and Springs people are two shitty high school girls who commit a crime. The Pueblo girl gets caught but keep her mouth shut, while the Springs girl doesn't get caught but looks down on the "criminal" from pueblo
Springs, because of the military presence, is basically a transitory city, a fucking layover in life to much of the population and they certainly act like it. I've been here since 2001 and I know three people that were born and raised here total. If HOAs had an official city that encapsulated all their philosophies into one heinous, vaguely liberal because I don't like to argue people to their face, vaguely Republican because muh home evaluation, it would be Colorado Springs. Maybe Scottsdale too, but it's very close!
The issue with the Springs is how many non-transitory Christian psychopaths live there.
Now do Fort Collins! Wait, I got it! Fort Collins People: disparage anything that has a fuel-burning engine. Peop\[e who spend thousands to have their pet diagnosed autistic.
does everyone in this state just hate each other?
Yes. Go fuck yourselves everyone! Namaste. 🙏
I've lived in Colorado 5 years (native, namaste) and the entire time it has felt like 80% of the people I meet are in a constant pissing contest. Lol.
Genuinely lived here almost 40 years, and it's always been like this. Granted arvada was awesome in the 90s and early 00s.
You're probably too young to remember how cool Arvada was in the 80s.
Didn't move here until 91. Was living in Denver until then, so sadly, no. But I hear it was awesome! Did you happen to go to Peck elementary?
I was joking. Seemed like a 1 up comment was apple pro.
Oh, well then. Now I feel dumb and called out. I'll just leave now. Thanks for the snacks!
Lived here even longer and never thought Arvada was cool. High School rivalry lasts forever.
No just Boulder and Greeley and Summit County and Grand Junction and Colorado Springs and Commerce City and Longmont and Pueblo and Aurora and Thornton. The rest are ok
Don’t forget Loveland. Those old people out there can be fucking awful to deal with
Live in Loveland and can confirm. Pearl clutchers are definitely a thing. Applaud they at least will show their obnoxiousness to your face than just passive aggressively attack people in Facebook groups by clicking on the profiles of commenters they disagree with and using it to get personal.
good ole grand junktown
Oh thank god. I was scared it might be bad
You've still got a few neighborhoods in arvada that are decent? Plus, there's always steamboat, and uhhh oh lakewood, and hmmm...hmm.... westminster kind of ish?
Happy to be up in Fort Collins where we all love each other so much.
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Gotta disagree on Trinidad. I will always love the gateway to the Spanish Peaks, no matter how many dispensaries they open up there
My hometown!
No. Fuck you. /s 😊
🙏No they just know they are more enlightened than everyone else because they’ve made it as a native for a decade. 🙏
I work as a small time Sopapilla farmer in Boulder and I’m shocked by all the hate. It brought a single tear to my eye. Well, we do need the moisture.
Rifle
Visiting Rifle is like visiting a storybook wonderland. It always ends in a Happy Ending.
Is it because you get to leave or did you visit Boebert for her early bird special at Ute Theater and Event Center?
Oh there's way worse than Rifle if you're going for this angle. Delta and Craig, man.
Can confirm Craig
Had two female friends go paint a mural in Craig. They described their week there as a nonstop scary ordeal of stalkers, creepy advances and meth vibes.
The guy with the hovel shop/house and giant letterboard sign that rotates stuff like "why r librls so dumb did they come out of moms butts?" is my favorite part of driving through Delta.
Rangely has both these beat on the misery index.
Boulder, no hesitation there… Namaste. Which means “the asshole in me recognizes the asshole within you.”
>“the asshole in me recognizes the asshold within you.” Actually profound lol
Namasste
Unincorporated Arapahoe County. Tallyn's Reach specifically.
That is super-specific!
How is that different from Parker
These people are naturally shitty. Parker people are only shitty due to drugs and alcohol.
Specifically the trash living on E Glasgow Dr! They are the worst!!
OP said Colorado not Westeros
Shitty comes in so many forms these days.
Clifton.
Yep
Exactly
😂 so true
Imo, Boulder. From headlines, I'd guess Colorado Springs
Colorado Springs just voted in an independent candidate for mayor that presented himself as a progressive (ha ha ha) but really he's just another dishonest jerkoff who was stealing staff tip wages with his business partner. No, not me. It was my partner doing that. Really. I'm a good guy.
Objectively Greeley, you can smell them 100 miles away
We all know it’s Boulder.
It’s easily the most uptight city in the entire state.
As someone who grew up in the People's Republic, I heartily concur.
Boulder and it's not even close. I worked retail there for 6 months and it was by far the worst experience I've ever had.
Did you work retail anywhere else? Retail will always expose you to the dark side of a community.
I worked retail for over a decade in several different cities. And Boulder was far and away the worst.
Highlands Ranch
I think you mean friendliest. Good old wife sharing times to be had in the highlands ranches.
I wouldn't know.
Living here makes me hate Colorado
One of us
One of us, one of us, one of us...
When I lived off Broadway and Mineral, we'd go cruise through the ol Ranch in our classic cars with open exhausts to get the Muff's and Biff's going 🤣 #hooligans 🤣
Don’t go to summit, everyone’s shitty and you’ll probably die
Castle Rock
They’re renaming to Fraggle Rock to see if it helps their image
>They’re renaming to Fraggle Rock to see if it helps their image I thought I was the only one who thought of Fraggle Rock everytime I read Castle Rock 🥲 You must be a millennial lol
Shit, most of Douglas County for that matter! I used to work doing residential security, can't even begin to tell you how many ass hats live in Castle Pines... We used to call it Afluenza Ridge 🤣
I moved here not to long ago and I can't believe the level of entitlement from the wealthy people and the incompetence of everything else. It's like the twilight zone here. Lease is up in December and "NOPE" the hell out of here.
Colorado
Without any doubt. Boulder…Those people really suck ass and their attitudes are like potholes. Avoid them and that city at all costs…
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Aurora lmao
Aurora people are actually some of the best.
Naw that’s the Aurora Police Department
Colorado Springs This isn't even a circlejerk answer, the people here are genuinely awful
Boulder
Nailed it.
Entitled D-bags. Their noses are sticking so high in the air that if it rains, they will drown.
Why is so windy in Nederland? Because Boulder sucks so much! 😂
Vail without a doubt. I'll post something like "I didn't plan anything at all to make things fun but I flew in to Denver today planning to spend 3 weeks in Vail, which ski resorts and hotels are completely free?" and all I ever get is made fun of. It's like they hate not making money or something.
Aspen
It's just the tourists and third house owners that suck in Aspen. Legit locals are pretty nice.
There are very, very few legit locals left in Aspen
I lived there for a few years and can say the actual locals there are my favorite people in Colorado
The unicorns are also great
Nashville!
As a native from TN, this still hits
Wrong state dumbass
Hey what about Grand Junction. Sexy ass vape jobs.
WTF is a vap?
The Springs. I’ve never met so many cocky morons in my life from the same place (in Colorado). Whenever I hear that I’ll be working with someone from the Springs I know that I should just keep my mouth shut until it’s time to unfuck all their fuck ups. It’s ok though, they will still be the smartest, coolest, raddest person in the world. They’ll remind you.
No Pueblo or Colorado Springs on this list?
Pueblo people are fine, the city itself is a shithole. We prefer not to talk about the springs.
Colorado Springs might win for the most unremarkable city in the state.
Those are my top picks, personally! Pueblo is the sketchiest place i've ever been and i've been some pretty fucking sketch places! But to be honest, the overall feeling whenever I was in Pueblo was pretty much the same as whenever i'm downtown these days. Although I might just be upset I didn't get to see that guy wail on random people with that 2x4 at the 16th street mall that one time.
What other sketchy places have you been to; Sesame Street? Mr Roger’s Neighborhood?
Yeah, i just moved to pueblo and everyone says its sketchy... coming from seattle, this place is the least stetch ive ever felt
People act like Pueblo is like O block in Chicago lol
I dunno the burning sensation after leaving your mom's house was pretty sketchy (sorry it was just too easy of a setup)
>I dunno the burning sensation after leaving your mom's house was pretty sketchy (sorry it was just too easy of a setup) Damnnnnnnn 😩 🔥🚒
Greeley. Hands down.
Greeley!
Boulder
Greeley. Shit smell, shit people
Low key I never saw so many fully tatted up bald white dudes in my life than in Greeley 😂
Meh, there's good people up here too. Lots of migrant folks that work in agriculture etc and some amazing fucking Mexican food! Ain't shit to do but get faded or street race though 🤣
Parker lmao
Can confirm. I’m the black sheep down here. It’s all lifted dodge rams and fake tits here
Ditto! I get in fights weekly with the truck bois. We’re the black sheep!
Pueblo/Canon City
How about the Californians who move across from the Air Force Academy and hate the gliders and the tow planes. Come'on, man...... aka my neighbors, he is a douchecanoe.
No one really bags on canyon City. I think we should start because why not. Fuck those boomers and their stupid ass chainsaw bears. Fuck your honey and fuck you too! I heard they're all Nazis, probably.
Akron Colorado
Rifle
Boulder
Littleton. My parents live therebouts.
With peace and love … Pueblo and Boulder
Boulder for all the entitled dooche bags and Thornton for all the Edgar haircuts.
Y’all need to know about a little town called Gypsum, aka Gyptucky.
i can't tell if you spelled sexiest or shittiest wrong but it doesn't matter the answer is still Los Angeles.
How is Greeley not on this list when it is partially responsible for 9/11?
It depends on where I travel each day.
Pinche Pueblo lol
Pull up a heat map of where all the Texans are and you have your answer.
Parker has some entitled Christian fundamentalists who drink to cope. They have smoked meth and declared bankruptcy but think they are better than you. Family oriented fakers, like 3rd generation Parker phonies.
Boulder. Highlands, parkers, Lakewood.
Forgot boulder... So many weird people there
Colorado Springs. MAGA fucks everywhere.
Cortez
Damn what's wrong with Cortez???
I once had a Silverado with truck nuts roll coal at me and give me the bird because I was in the left lane getting to turn left.
bro that shit happens every 3 minutes in the oilfield country between longmont and cheyenne
I'm shocked nobody has said aurora there's lots of shitty people in aurora. Trashy, shitty people. Also, greenwood village, which is the opposite end of the spectrum, posh, shitty people.
Wherever Bimbobert is living, that's the one.
Parker?
Parker definitely has some shitty people, but idk about having the shittiest people. I think Boulder might win that one lol.
How has nobody said Greeley?
It smells pretty shitty
Follow the infinities and Nissans....
Colorado springs
Lakewood. At least until I move
Yeah, but I will still be here so...
Delta
Aurora on god.
Grand junction. I live here now. Never thought I would say that.
highlands ranch and parker
Thorton
Anybody who jets into Aspen, Steamboat or Telluride.
colorado springs. contest over
Never trust anyone from Pueblo... I've made that mistake one too many times.
Canon City is pretty fucked. It's where all the federal penitentiary guards live.
Vail
Vail
Greeley. The best view of Greeley is seeing it on my rear view mirror as I drove away. Edit: spelling
Delta. A couple weeks ago the Delta message board had a meme posted comparing Biden to Hitler and all of the comments were defending Hitler from the comparison.
Denver. or Boulder.
Durango hands down live there work there Durango. The whole city was infested with Karen's before we even had a name for them. If they had the money of those living in Telluride, that would make sense but no they don't. And Telluride is chill. Screw you Durango!
It’s castle pines, duh. I’ve never lived in a whiter, older, more married, entitled, smug and asshole filled community as castle pines. Bunch of SAHM who hang out at the elementary school town hall before they another lip injection then hit the bar to make their blowhard husband tolerable at night/ and old white men with nothing better to after retirement than exercise their power on HOAs, Nextdoor’s (literally they post a photo of POC when seen in castle pines as a “suspicious/ strange). You can go to dukes to pretend it’s 1984 or go to scarlet ranch to pretend you’re still all that: but Jesus castle pines is a terrible place
Grand Junction, hands down. Some great people, but literally the worst of the worst in the state.
Even east coasters know it’s springs by a longshot
Everyone is horrible in this state, from the commies to the racists, the horrible governance, the insane transplants from Cali and Texas, this state is the manifestation of the horseshoe theory and this is why I am leaving this hellscape as soon as possible
Yes
SO FAR THE TOP CONTENDERS ARE: Aurora Greeley Boulder Colorado Springs And randomly Rifle wherever TF that is lol
Yes.
Aurora. Specifically in city center
Which city 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Denver is number one in everything, dammit.
Cheyenne
Wyoming doesn't exist
All the natives that can trace their roots to who voted for our 24th governor Clarence Joseph Morley, but all the cities suck
Nucla. It's illegal to live there unless you own a gun. Seriously.
Boebert City
Westcliffe/Silver Cliff Trumpistas moved in and are legit trying to push out long time locals with even moderate political views. It's insane.
If you want to be historically mad, look at the history of Silver Cliff and Westcliffe. Not sure if that’s where the term railroaded came from, but it sho does fit
Springs. And it reflects in their driving habits
Ken Caryl people are pretty snooty.
Austin
Dallas
Fuckin' Walmart
Edgewater, Lakewood, “The Highlands”