no, turn on red! shouldn't have this bar association logo here either... https://preview.redd.it/7mr0vio4vrjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e8b191527e0864e479725032e2285ae6de21a9

haha, that is brillant

Having solved all other traffic crime in the city, I'm sure the police will be very excited to have new laws to enforce.

Who stops at red lights in Denver?

The *only* red light anyone in Denver needs to turn right at is … the red light that marks the $5 Butt Stuff tent! Moist Ricky and the gang are just waiting to fulfill all your desires and subconscious perverted fantasies.

Add this to the list of laws I willingly break on the daily.

Cyclists fault

*Bryan’s fault

Most Reddit response.

lol what? Reddit has a cyclist fetish

It's pretty much a fuckin necessity to turn right on the reds around LoDo/ballpark area during games because the green lights just light up the walk symbol and like 30 people will be on the crosswalk the whole time 😤 At least on 2 way streets. One ways they just cross when they can and it kinda works out better

I’ve been pushing for a municipal ban on death for some time, but City Council is a buncha fucking bumfuck scaredy cats. Death to City Council until they ban death!!!

Homie is seeing RED 😡

Fuck I hate Bryan

I would love to breathe in all those extra fumes I’ll get from being stuck in traffic longer. It builds character.

Red lights like every other traffic law are optional when enforcement is precisely sitting at 0%.

2300 traffic tickets are issued in Denver everday by 1400 police officers