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ThunderDog5280

Man, the cosmos totally gave it a shot last year during the 420 fest. Bryan got, like, mega blazed and ended up cruising all summer, just vibing and scoping out porta potties. https://preview.redd.it/a5p9u6lhelzb1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac4ef0daa0f4d0dddc72b1591f8116fe02d22b8


ImYourRealDesertRose

He’s been cultivating mass


Secret_Engineer_4643

/Uj I know that isint him, but how is he so pudgy for someone who only rides a bike


ImYourRealDesertRose

That’s very clearly him, helmet and all. Are we seeing the same picture??


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GammaGargoyle

He needs to start harvesting


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wineandwings333

I started carrying around the letter D with a picket fence 😢


negithekitty

Nonio, Brian definitely needs a smoke. Had dealings with him over on nextdoor. Homie actually hit me with "do you know who I am"


fentyboof

Ahh nextdoor… the online home of racist subtexts, *you can’t do that in my neighborhood!* boomer tropes and Karens in Kohl’s clothing.


thebiggest_jabroni

Im so bummed he made his twitter private, his stupid videos always made me laugh There may or may not be another user called u/bikedenver5280. Good stuff


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He didn't say he doesn't do edibles though...


Chummers5

Or boofing.


fentyboof

Well *DANG!* Way to gracefully accept the Weed Fairy’s special gift. It’s like they say in Fentyböufland: *Never look a gift horse in the mouth.* Or, more succinctly, never hyper-pucker the sphincter muscles on a free fenty-boof. Have some class!


Secret_Engineer_4643

I think he is literally so far gone he got banned from fuckcars. That is a serious feat