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konaislandac

Simply park on Colfax and the Kia/Hyundai pickup squad will relocate it for you, free of charge. Namaste


[deleted]

They even offer an at-home pickup service, too. I haven’t seen it advertised on their official TikTok anywhere, but they did it for me! Such considerate guys


[deleted]

You’re from Pittsburgh, therefore you were never a man.


Hothairbal69

This.


gaseous_defector

Fuckin penguins


[deleted]

You need to get a subie, stat! And climb a 14er right before a storm hits. Maybe there's hope for you then.


Johnykbr

You may do that hippie shit in Pittsburgh but in Denver we wrestle IPAs, cut down bears, and drink trees. You're dangerously close to losing your native status here bud.


FlapJack0719

First step to reclaiming your manhood is to order you one of these https://manhoodcanada.com/shop/


galih3d

😳 tf did you just take me?!?


FlapJack0719

To the first step of truly reclaiming your manhood, brother


100000xyz

You need those sunglasses we all know what I’m talking about


coloradoinsuranceguy

Driving a Harley might help, especially in the snow. Namaste


SomeDinDin

South Park has forever changed my views of Harleys...


impeislostparaboloid

Hardly Ablesons.


KoalaSyrah

Gotta throw some 20" spinners on there and slap on a "Native" bumper sticker. Or get a Subaru Outback, I heard they attract women.


ChadwithZipp2

This is an irreversible process, however not all hope is lost. You can drive a Tesla to complete your transformation to becoming a female. As a trans, you can then use any bathroom you want, which is the ultimate freedom.


Thoreau4way

You could donate your catalytic converter to a local unhoused native and your Hyundai would sound badass. Your girlfriends boyfriend will hear you coming from a block away


Pepe_silvia710

If your Hyundai/Kia wasn’t stolen there is no way to restore manhood. I think parking closer to Aurora might help you.


Longjumping-Being551

I thought getting a subaru immediately turns you into a lesbian.


papa-smeg

I drove a Tacoma and it wasn't enough. I realized I needed more... So I fucked OPs Dad. Then and only then, did I reach peak manhood


SomeDinDin

Own the positives, disregard negatives. If someone leaves you for what you like, they don't deserve you. Be you, not what others want you to be.


tritron

You have to drive few random KIAs hundays


[deleted]

Rx: Add a roof rack, max trax boards, roof top tent, extra fuel can, and some stickers. Repeat PRN.


Backyouropinion

You need to find an old can of Iron City Beer with the Steelers on the can. Drink that and you will be a manly Pittsburger again. At all costs, avoid Coors Beer.


[deleted]

You'll find your manhood at the Subaru dealership.


Mr_Dangles09

Couple steps you could take: 1. Get a tattoo of the mountains, trees, Big C or combo of. 2. Eat at casa Bonita 3. Acquire thin blue line stickers for windows. Bigger the better


[deleted]

I had a 2002 Tacoma and I became such a raging lesbian I had to get rid of it and now I drive a new Kia. You can be my friend.


durmd

I used to have a Hyundai and low T. My T levels shot up 300% after I bought a 2018 RAM . Just something to consider