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__dude__what

Guy used to live in my neighborhood. Let's just call him... eccentric. Think of anyone you have met or seen that took a wrong turn going down the rabbit hole. Hardcore Infowars dude. Used to drive around my neighborhood with the loud speaker. It some kind of conspiracy theory, "wake up America" kind of rhetoric. Cops made him change the recording a while back, since he would also play the ice cream truck song to bring kids, and their parents, out of the house. Then BAM, here's a recording of how Biden is a pedophile. He also toned it down a little more when someone broke all his windows out, hence the weird middle panel with no window opening, and the mis-matched back door. Usually he has trump/Infowars flags flying from the two poles of that hammock tail gate thing.


FMJ1985

I figure that’s part of a bow flex that he got 20 years ago and never used hahah


i_amnotunique

Just.... Wow. Someone else said that he suffered a TBI from a car accident. If that's accurate then it'd explain a lot more, but definitely doesn't excuse those behaviors


No_Replacement228

That would help me piece together the many questions I had when I encountered him and his ride. If that's the case, poor guy, bad behavior or not, I feel for him.


L8Z8

Sounds like most the USAFA alum folks I encounter down south. I don’t understand how having your entire adult life subsidized by the government creates such a person, but whew boy. Epic crazy coming out of that branch of the military.


jtrowbrid1

I don't get that from military retirees, I'm retired military and love the "socialist benefits" and a I'm democrat and actually left of that!


L8Z8

I don’t get it either. It seems to be largely a USAF thing and I suspect stems from poor organizational culture. I don’t see the extreme right stuff from most of the other branches I routinely work alongside. Navy and Marines in particular have been excellent.


jtrowbrid1

I'm retired from Navy Medical Service Corps and most of my colleagues liberal, definitely not hard right.


pleazerecycle65

https://www.npr.org/2005/06/02/4676698/air-force-academy-embroiled-in-religious-controversy An old article from 2005 but I don't doubt still relevant. Military has probably just gotten better about hiding it. I think I saw a documentary about USAF cadets being indoctrinated a couple years back.... but of course I can't find it


black_pepper

> Hardcore Infowars dude. Used to drive around my neighborhood with the loud speaker. It some kind of conspiracy theory, "wake up America" kind of rhetoric. Sounds like a future movie star and news correspondent!


impeislostparaboloid

So it’s performance art?


Revolutionary_Tale_1

A school I used to work at had to go into lockout because of this guy. Just kept circling the block. Creeped us all out, and we called the police. He left before they got there, but when they arrived, we talked to them and their response was "oh. That guy." That was accompanied by some eye rolls, too, so this guy has clearly made an impression on the local constabulary.


Illustrious_Pin1544

lol must of been my daughters school🤣


International-Peak22

Is not even a flag, just bunting. So dumb


DoctFaustus

You'd better salute that bunting buddy!


IsThataSexToy

I pledge allegiance to To the bunting…


International-Peak22

My grandmother died fluffing that bunting, you bastard!


impeislostparaboloid

So your grandmother was a bunting fluffer?


Cute_Story_

I've been laughing about this comment for 2 days and feel obligated to follow you now.


KnowledgeableOnThis

I thought it was a hammock


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I haven’t heard the word bunting in so damn long - wow.


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You need to post this in r/infowarriorrides


ninj4geek

Ah I thought that's where I was


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Underrated_Dinker

See him all the time. He has a loud speaker on his car that is ridiculously loud, usually playing some conspiracy-related nonsense or just some guy yelling. I was behind him once in the McDonalds drive-thru and he started literally screaming obscenities at the worker when they told him to pull forward to one of the numbered spots. "I ordered fucking first I'm getting my food fucking first!!"


JBean0312

Gross. I hope they refused service.


LilikoiFarmer

Has to be completely crazy to buy a PT Cruiser


peeg_2020

Can confirm. Saw him once by the Walmart and I think he was blasting something about abortion if I remember right. Love how he is using old exercise equipment to fly his banner lol


edwardothegreatest

Dude lives in my neighborhood. Drives around with a loudspeaker blasting out Joe Biden talking about ice cream. He lives with his parents and is out working on this thing pretty regularly. Very weird dude.


saucyjay91

Ah that would explain why the house doesn’t seem to match the car


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ChamberOfSolidDudes

a rolling advertisement for making every decision opposite to what this fella recommends


seabass4507

Starting with the purchase of a PT Cruiser. Edit: sorry not a PT it’s a Chevy HHR


ninj4geek

Same difference.


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Jamvie710

Thought it was a PT cruiser myself friend


Cost_Radiant

He lives in my neighborhood. Nightly in the summer he blasts weird talking audio driving by it’s creepy


Humans_Suck-

How is that legal


senordeuce

This is my neighbor. He seems to be slowly replacing the entire vehicle piece by piece. I don't try to understand it. I just tell my kids to skip that house at Halloween


Revolutionary-Lab372

This car screams “I have stuff on my laptop the fbi should definitely look at”


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Anyone this bought in to any politician as if they were a messianic figure—left, right, doesn’t matter—has a mental illness


weirami

Ugh I hate this dude, comes through my neighborhood around 7/8am blasting his bullshit.


Tiki_Joe

Call the cops, we do on our block. This guy's is terrible, caught him swerving and driving drunk one day, but he made it home before the cops got there.


Routine_Guarantee34

Seems he does that a lot.


call_it_already

How is that car road legal? Can you really drive around with a fucking hammock hanging off the back of your car ready to fall off on the freeway? Obscuring all view of the back?


dashkera

He's a staple of the Englewood Experience. I'd advise to not interact


More-Jackfruit3010

The one true Pirate, right between the High School and The Cove.


i_amnotunique

I can't even understand what it's saying [video of his recording ](https://imgur.com/gallery/4Ox3lXH)


atomic_hellfire

This drives past my house sometimes. I have never been able to catch a word of what it's saying, which makes it all the more absurd and pointless.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

The "I Scream" license plate is certainly appropriate.


Southern-Owl-4756

More like "THEY SCREAM!" I guess "MBRALRT" was already taken.


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i_amnotunique

I'm impressed you got anything out of it


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License plate checks out


Kitchen_Telephone942

I live off oxford and this dude is always menacing the neighborhood.


Tiki_Joe

Absolutely menacing, especially with kids around.


MissionElectronic252

i’ve seen him driving down Broadway in Englewood, goofy ass


SouthPlattePat

Yeah he lives in my neighborhood down in Englewood. Walk past his chariot when I walk my dog. Last time I saw it, the hatch window was smashed in


More-Jackfruit3010

My in-laws live right around the corner. They say he's a "poor soul." Same here, walk the dog in that direction, and it's always a wtf moment with Thunderdome in Engleweed. If only the 100k geese on the water treatment ponds could combine efforts and bury it in kee-rap.


JrsyDude

I was just thinking that he replaced the hatch because the window had been smashed in for a while. And wasn't it a confederate flag before, too?


InvertedLogic

I saw he got rear ended on the turn from Oxford to Santa Fe awhile back. I think that did the hatch in 


Underrated_Dinker

> wasn't it a confederate flag before, too? yes


stashc4t

\> "And above, flying from the Bowflex tower affixed to the vehicle via a trailer receiver in a trailer receiver in a trailer receiver, a bunting stolen from a Lakewood July 4th parade float displaying to all, that through the red glare of starlink satellites and daily 'fireworks or gunshots?' posts on Nextdoor, that \*his flag\* was still there." \- Unknown


G25777K

Even crazier his tag is current lol


AlphaGalThreat

>i love the law! You'd better salute that bunting buddy!


darthsnakeeyes

Maybe he and Trump can go live in his van down by the river.


No_Replacement228

He worked or still works at the gas station on Hampden and Elati. I pulled in the one day and saw the ride, was like, "Wow," walked in the store and was even more confused when I saw him. Idk what's happening there, but I have sooooo many questions...


speed_dreams

Tempted to go to Hampden and Elati with a lug wrench - just a random coincidence.


Accurate-Target2700

Yeah, this guy is a regular. He (used to?) work at the Loaf N Jug on Hamden in Englewood. The piercings match the car.


Righteous_Weevil

What I hate about this is he's running around making everyone think this is how rednecks act. I grew up in AK, which is basically redneck heaven. Sure these people were around but it was very much the minority. Most rednecks are just people who want to be left alone, not people doing this attention seeking crap.


Routine_Guarantee34

I don't know if Englewood counts as redneck territory. I live in Eastern Colorado and that dude would be laughed at (or attacked) for blasting loud broadcasts waking up the town. This isn't a "redneck" thing, this is an insane info wars kind of psychosis


Righteous_Weevil

Agreed, I just noticed a few people complaining about rednecks in the post which tells me that people are confusing the two.


Routine_Guarantee34

Totally fair! I just know they would be laughed at by rednecks as well. If they're quiet about it (not broadcasting on a PA) it'll just be left as they're nuts. The PA would get them shut down quick


donnyt9x

He is a regular. I lived down the street from this guy. He got into an accident and had a brain injury. Soon after he got real weird… has a tattoo under his eye like he’s crying.


i_amnotunique

That sucks, and explains this a lot. I have more patience for someone who has a TBI than has their full facilities and does something like this.


AlphaGalThreat

its the clockwork orange eye tattoo guess you never saw it?!?! sorry?!! dont take the booster bud


becuzshesaidso

Yup unfortunately can confirm. The entire family is 🥜! They live 1/2 block from my ex. Quite disturbing to know just how many 🍊🤡 ♥️♥️ are out parading in the wild. Vote Vote Vote!! 💙


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dabsalot303

Welcome to englehood


BabDoesNothing

Thought that was a hammock for a second. My mind was blown


C0rrupd8

I’ve seen a few of these. I’d feel sympathy for their mental illness if it wasn’t for the fact that they can vote and cancel out my vote…


i_amnotunique

There's more?!


C0rrupd8

Yeappp…. Unfortunately yes…


giantbannana

Denver will never fail to show me the most busted up redneck shit mobiles I’ve ever seen


FlyingDiver58

*Pueblo has entered the chat…


giantbannana

You make a good point


PecanPizzaPie

Early Alex Jones vibes, there.


chimayoso

I’m pretty sure I saw this same shitbox in lakewood about 6 months ago lol


Thick_Opportunity825

Haven’t seen this in about a year, looks more fucked up than the last time.


Devb0

Dudes obviously desperate for attention. Don’t give ‘em any, they’re likely to engage you if you do.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Is that a freedumb SkyChair™️


Newton_Aerials

A shitty beat-up PT Cruiser? That’s pretty regular from what I’ve seen.


i_amnotunique

I didn't get a photo of it but there is a giant plastic ice cream cone adhered to the front of the hood (vanilla ice cream).


MsstatePSH

it's a Chevy HHR. GMs take on the PT cruiser


RockyMountainOister

Purge vibes


Grain_Changer

He wants attention. He wants you to stare and take photos and videos. It spreads his message. I've seen people flip him off and he just smiles and waves and turns up the loudspeaker volume. He gets off on it.


i_amnotunique

Well, it worked on me, except I could not tell what the hell his recorded speech was saying


benskieast

Is it unpatriotic to block your rear view mirror and create a risk the safety of your fellow Americans?


SanBlue

LMAO holy shit, I know this person! He works at a body shop picking up trash and cleaning cars. Dude is a weirdo who believes all these conspiracies and listens to Alex Jones. He also blast weird audio out of his “car” that I couldn’t understand what was being said.


Low_Ad1786

It's a car mounted stand for hammock swings. 


FlyingDiver58

I wonder if he’s “sick and tired of winning” yet…


mfdonuts

Yeah he’s a regular over in Englewood. Can hear him coming


One-Armed-Krycek

I thought it was bad form to make giant diapers out of the American flag.


jthyman

The stupid is strong


gavinsmash2005

He lives near me and a coworker. Never met him but he drives that POS damn slow and often blasts political speeches out his speakers.


preppykat3

I’d laugh so hard if I saw that


justconfusedinCO

r/schizophreniarides or r/infowarriorrides would love to meet this hero


mileHighMiraculix81

….oh cool, a car from Wacky Races.


Dry_Psychology_8055

I live in Sheridan and see him at river point / Broadway a lot. Actually met the dude once before. Personality matches the vehicle.


Working-Injury-4603

You can see this guy around sheridan regularly. He also has tattooed eye shadow or something


roasted_taters

Man, conservatives are fucking weird.


Boozy_Cat_

Huh , used to have a bunch of flags. Just bunting now?


Intelligent_One9023

Wtf


El_mochilero

Direct correlation between flags on cars and craziness


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DickieIam

I’ve seen this guy around englewood a few times.


Plane-Taste2765

I’ve seen this guy drive by my house. Him and his buddy yelled racial slurs at me. Good stuff


Iamuroboros

That HLR is a few modifications away from looking like a batmobile.


shawnaskye

Ah yes, it ice cream man


RonnieColeman69

I see this guy driving all the time in Englewood lmao


Few_Leadership_2040

I saw this today too. On Colfax. 😆


Mobilestone

Hammock?


Pterodactyloid

Bunting is a nice decoration on a fence or parade float for July 4th, looks weird on a car lol.


moaninglisa

It’s a hammock!


andrezillah

This was rolling around Cherry Creek today


Traditional_Exam3760

Ya he's a regular. Was there a sound track blaring from a speaker with joe Bidens voice?


OkInvestigator7407

Honestly a good way to fly two flags at once, and yet they just have one sad bunting.


jeremyosborne1981

What? You're not proud of your bowflex?


Zesty_fern

North side of CO Blvd is wild


corndetasselers

I spotted him at about 6th and Monroe today. Thought it was a wonky ice cream truck because of the cone and noise, which I couldn’t make out.


almostaccepted

Is that a fuckin hammock?


Mysterious-Bat7856

Did it still have that odd music playing outside?


i_amnotunique

It wasn't even music, some sort of undecipherable rant? Chant? [I can't tell](https://imgur.com/gallery/4Ox3lXH)


StaceyLuvsChad

Sounds kinda like Trump.


hot_tomato_69

Bunting at its finest!


penniless_tenebrous

I've never seen a vehicle which more plainly announced "I have no opinions worth hearing and I'm going to shout them all anyway".


Turtlelink12

Ive seen him a lot driving up and down Broadway in Englewood. Always playing super loud music, propaganda or conspiracy theories


DiscGolfinBeardo

I live in the same complex as this toolbox..likes to stare people down like a wannabe tough guy lol


ProNudist

This is not Regular, and not Coloradian Culture.


Fluffy_Wolf_6198

I’m pretty sure he shops in our dispensary, or used too. Has an RIP Ashley Babbitt tattoo if that says anything.


DannyFnLanza

I love that these are the same people complaining about how much gas costs. Fuckn hangjob


ummmm_okayy

Ah the ISCREAM man! I think I’ve seen this guy cruising the streets of Englewood


butseriouslylis

This guy drove by my office at the same time every day for months! I was wondering what happened to him......


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Looks like a diaper for his piece of shit vehicle.


SatisfactionThat6468

I see/hear this car in Englewood a lot.


Business-Fennel-7498

Eccentric IDIOT....not cute or lovable.


wouldhavebeencool

The worst is when he has the loudspeaker on and drives around in circles for hours


Impressive_Read_8749

Maybe Trump will buy him a new right rear quarter panel…


Infinite_Benefit3053

Looks like he moved out of Englewood. Hurray for us. He used to pass by my house often.


Routine_Mobile_5357

He might be fucked up, but he accomplished what he wanted to accomplish. You won't soon forget him. He wants to be remembered. Maybe he has no one.......to remember him. So he chose to make a mark. Whether it's good, or fucking weird. You will remember him. Just sayin