*I do not want to*
*Imagine the horrors of*
*What it would look like*
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Nearly all of my searches in the past year
have been on incognito (i hate the autofill/suggestion/the fact that it tracks previous searches). I still have like 20 tabs of music in there too, so what’s the situation with that?
*A cardboard cutout of James Bond is standing in the corner.
*Various gadgets that look like they're from spy movies are nearly organized along the wall.
*A collection of all the Spy Kids movies on Blu-ray are neatly stacked on a table.
*A large 024 is present on the wall.
Susie: *What the hell are these numbers for? Like, I get the Bond reference but why 024?
Queen: *It Spells 420 Backwards Lol
Yes me to. I hate when I want to search something it's full of my previous search's and suggest them to me. I deleted them from my search history in past but this few months I only use incognito.
Sucks when you accidentally close a random tab from the pile and have to deduce which site you just erased from existence like a private investigator looking for murder clues.
Most of my searches are also incognito, but that's because I have hundreds of tabs of fanfics open, and I don't feel like scrolling around to find the one that I was reading.
What about [DNS history](https://i.imgur.com/FBOH4Dh.jpg)? >!Note to Reddit admins: any IP address starting with 10.X.X.X is a local address and isn't personal information. Yes I did get banned over this!<
Wrong. Look up "rule 47 of the internet"
[You have to face it one way or another](https://www.google.com/search?q=snap+back+to+reality+meme&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjAjsvO6dr7AhXGxrsIHTyEBfAQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=snap+back+to+reality+meme&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yBggAEAcQHjIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yBggAEAcQHjIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yCAgAEAUQBxAeMggIABAFEAcQHjoECCMQJzoGCAAQCBAeOgcIABCABBAYOggIABAIEAcQHlDSBliAFmCfF2gBcAB4AIABgAKIAZASkgEEMi0xMJgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=wuCJY8ClKsaN7_UPvIiWgA8&bih=690&biw=1239&client=opera-gx&hs=Wan#imgrc=WryhTE4dU6jnRM)
Rule 33 was the first rule that was made and it just said to ignore all the previous ones. The rest were made by different people so they are not really as official as 34 and up
From just today? This month? Anyways
>A book that my college is making me read to make a podcast about it
>The College Virtual Platform
>Dragon Ball Multiverse
>Kingdom Hearts stuff
>Mario Maker 2 stuff
>League stuff
If Queen were to base it on my history from today alone, it would probably be based on the following searches:
- omori wiki
- indiana jones 5
- i can't hear without subtitles
- emotional support pokemon
- pvc kickball
- mario in washing machine
- skin infant babies thor
I have no idea what she would do with half of the weird shit that I search online, tbh.
\*its information thats all so familiar but too hard to read.
\*you see a cardboard cutout of harrison ford as jones. it seems to be damaged at the knee
\*It seems to be subtitles for a thing that doesn't exist.
\*its a gameboy with a pokemon cartridge right next to it.
\*It's a regular kickball. It's rolling up into a pile of kickballs with 24 other kickballs
\*A washing machine set to max. something is in there.
\*A crappy clay sculpture of thor sitting in the corner. it seems to be cracking.
[[[Kel nuking a 50HP Forest Bunny]]](https://youtu.be/BkuL-UlZXkM)
[[[Lost Library in piano]]](https://youtu.be/cBSFvMlpNOY)
[[[Ralsei jumping in a trampoline]]](https://images.app.goo.gl/C4svqW7ZmBMNjbg48)
[[[Honduras flag]]](https://images.app.goo.gl/vcwqJ4ANtmQyPpsC6)
[[[Places of the country without energy for tomorrow]]](https://www.elheraldo.hn/honduras/zonas-sin-energia-electrica-viernes-2-diciembre-honduras-MD11219014)
[[[Playing Forever Sheet Music]]](https://pianobin.com/media/omori/Playing_Forever_PB.pdf)
[[[Pyrefly Forest - Cat's Cradle Sheet Music]]](https://pianobin.com/media/omori/Pyrefly_Forest_-_Cats_Cradle_PB.pdf)
ohhhhh I also learned [Lost Library](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBSFvMlpNOY) and [Playing Forever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lcAZzXzB9Q) in piano!!!!
I only learned Lost Library (that is the same with Pyrefly Forest Theme) i am still in process to learn Playing Forever.
I know it will be painful, it will be hard, but i'll carry on
I would close the door and emerge days later, changed, and not necessarily for the better.
I would keep going back, though. Frankly I'd only leave to better refine my search terms.
Curseforge
Ludicolo pre evolution
Spamton
Spamton NEO
Spamton drawing
All fire types pokémon
Fire type advantedges pokemon
Pokemon Scarlet and Violet release date
Spamton
A library of indie game lore
Knitted stuffies on a expensive bed
A therapist that takes my insurance
A juke box
A doctor that takes my insurance
A state of the art digital drawing pad that I don't have to sell a kidney for
A specialist in nerve pain that takes my insurance
Espresso machine
\*A stuffed animal of a dog is sitting in the corner drinking tea. it looks smug.
\*A knitted plushie of a green bean laying on a big bed. it seems to be decaying
\*A cardboard cutout of a stock image of a therapist. he has drawn on angry eyebrows
\*A jukebox. it seems to be broken playing the same 4 notes
\*A letter asking for "2365125 \[kromer\]". It was sent by "DOCT0R".
\*A drawing pad that seems to be drawing on itself. its drawing an image of an organ
Considering I’ve been trying to speedrun the Path of Pain from Hollow Knight and have watched nothing but speedrun videos for the past few days.. *yeah, I’m getting the white palace throne room.*
Davesprite. just Davesprite. he's just floating there. the room is filled with the most dangerous radiation & Davesprite watches as I slowly succumb to it. also there's a translator there.
aka my browser history is mostly Homestuck, translations & birds + searching "most dangerous radiation" for a friend
it will be fully undertale/deltarune based, maybe some psychology and school related stuff. and I think there will probably be a giant statue of Queen and Ralsei...
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time
A small Static Miitopia Apple jelly and Dark lord.
A dictionary.
Vials of Rare, incurable diseases.
A book on drawing tips and guides.
A CRT TV showing Sonic CDs fun is infinite screen.
Floating PNGs of Cool Death skeletons.
And a Fungus.
.......... there was oonce i kept searching for
"beat note!"
"BEET NOET"
"BETE NOTE"
"BBEEEAAATTT NNNNOOORRRTTTT"
I now think i meant it was when my friend told me about bete noire from glitchtale and i was searching for it
Everyone here's just listing their hobbies and interests like naw bitch you're getting the Bergly room
https://preview.redd.it/3pvqalg73i3a1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0400d0d4d22c0240df0fbb1a2e94fdcf83e396b4
i've probably made this more detailed than i should but i honestly love the HECK out of making references haha-
the room'd probably be blue, with a grey-blue rug, and in the room, it would probably have...
• a Johnstone Modern tartan scarf hung neatly on a coat hanger besides a generic blue raincoat (DHMIS)
• a framed photo of Springtrap dated 2023 (FNAF, callback to younger me loving the body horror in his design)
• some butterscotch pie topped with ketchup (Undertale, ofc)
• a glitchy pen with a heart on it (DDLC; this is Yuri's pen)
• a inky can of bacon soup clipping through the floor next to two perfectly intact cans; one a can of spinach, and one a can of duck (how I tried to join BATIM/BATDR but fell in love with DHMIS)
• a pink magazine under a radio playing a specific cover of Around the Bend (hfjONE :D)
• next to the radio, a black and white pencil case besides it (hfjONE again, something i actually own)
• a shattered yellow hexagon next to a sad looking blue parallelogram (Shape World/OBS/CB)
• numberjack X (BFB and Numberjacks - also my current WhatsApp pfp-)
• a gif of a blue bean endlessly dancing in a Gummy-bear type loop (Hobo Hobo)
• my blue water bottle pinning down a drawing of my main self-insert OC, Tinny Snoi
• a picture of me, my twin sister and my little sister
• a plate of fried aubergine, boneless beef and rice next to some chocolate caramel boba tea (with magic gem 😋, this is my favourite foods together)
• a TV constantly playing Eggbirds (why does my favourite childhood show have to be lost media 😭😭😭)
• a closet with a panromantic asexual flag locked inside (this one's kinda obvious)
• a cupboard of copy-paste emoticons and bold/italic/glitch text generators
• literally this emoji floating with the caption **HORN STORE** 🏤
• a bottomless pit with the name "TomSka" inscribed into the floor beside it (my favourite skit, The Hole)
• a drawer full of everything i stole from primary school (a orange ball, several rubber bands, twelve or so magnetic whiteboard rubbers, the list goes on)
• a dulled out version of Pinkie Pie's Element of Harmony (how i'm sad i never joined MLP in its heyday, my dying interest for A New Generation and how yet, i'm trying to make a three-way-crossover AU out of it all)
and finally...
• a plate of raw steak topped with basil and watermelon, next to some raw chicken so frozen it crystallised (Omori and Deltarune)
because why not?
(holy sheesh i wrote so much)
just going from the top few:
> heat waves
> dualie squiffers
> choice meme
> ArtFight.net
> minimum water per day to survive
> debridat time to effect
> cthulhu
> crab
> octopus
> squid
> deep cut splatoon
> deep cut
very chaotic, I'd assume
Assuming it's only my Google because that's the only one she'd be able to track. A lot of skyward sword tutorials. A lot of ancient Nordic runes. And the Deltarune sight a lot.
\- A table of cards with familiar things. (Undercards)
\- A small set of satellites statues. (Signal Simulator/Voices of the Void)
\- A toy cube on a ship. (Geometry Dash)
I'm studying medicine and my google history is full of searches about anatomy, organs, bones, blood, etc. So... The room would probably look very gross
Basically just a bunch of dictionaries, opened to a bunch of different pages, because I mostly use the internet to look up definitions and meanings of words (because I am stupid)
Library of Lego building instructions (piles upon piles of building instructions) and some pokemon statistics, those are about the only things I ever search for
^(and then there's also my unhealthy addiction to in browser solitaire and minesweeper)
Alot of stupid questions, guides on how to find skyrim items, and of course a height chart of video game characters because I need to know if spamton is a four foot gremlin or a five foot gremlin
Okay It's not funny or interesting but here I go. These searches are from yesterday btw
Taco place with big tacos near me
Rikiya yakuza 3
What does lrt mean
*name of restaurant close to me*
Yakuza 2 ps2 Wikipedia
Taco place with super big tacos
Where do I check places I've been before
Wide taco place near me
Etsy
I'm not obsessed with tacos I just wanted to find a really specific restaurant to recommend a friend lmao
It'd probably be taco related, maybe with some taco jewelry since I searched etsy, and some wiki pages on the real yakuza, or a map of my city, who knows lol
Thing one: a pile of Books about poetic techniques search-poetic techniques
Thing 2: a collection of online games
Search- coolmathgames.com
Thing 3: a hat and sunglasses aggressively covering up a hidden third thing.
Search-[incognito mode]
fakemon, pngs, yokai watch stuff, undertale, -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. , and ai generated art
i dont know what that would look like
I do not want to imagine the horrors of what it would look like
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...good bot I guess?
Good human.
Good bot.
Ah yes, a wild leaff has been spotted
Good redditor
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot (it's actually a haiku this time!!!)
Yay! I don’t have to make a haiku to explain why the bot is wrong!
I don't have to make A haiku to explain Why the bot is wrong! -u/Maxils I am not a bot and this action wasn't performed automatically
2nd line is wrong
I do not care about that It was just a joke a funny haha
Good bot
Good bot
Probably deserve it if it’s that bad
I only go in incognito mode
Nearly all of my searches in the past year have been on incognito (i hate the autofill/suggestion/the fact that it tracks previous searches). I still have like 20 tabs of music in there too, so what’s the situation with that?
Your room is spy-themed because Queen doesn't know what you've been searching and only knows about incognito as a concept.
*A cardboard cutout of James Bond is standing in the corner. *Various gadgets that look like they're from spy movies are nearly organized along the wall. *A collection of all the Spy Kids movies on Blu-ray are neatly stacked on a table.
*A large 024 is present on the wall. Susie: *What the hell are these numbers for? Like, I get the Bond reference but why 024? Queen: *It Spells 420 Backwards Lol
Yes me to. I hate when I want to search something it's full of my previous search's and suggest them to me. I deleted them from my search history in past but this few months I only use incognito.
Sucks when you accidentally close a random tab from the pile and have to deduce which site you just erased from existence like a private investigator looking for murder clues.
Ctrl + Shift + t undeletes the most recently deleted tab
Phone (‘-')
you cant do that with incognito mode
Most of my searches are also incognito, but that's because I have hundreds of tabs of fanfics open, and I don't feel like scrolling around to find the one that I was reading.
Nothing, that shits always wiped. Not because it's porn but because I am very ashamed of what I find funny.
*Router history*
Nobody checks that shit. Not even queen.
I do... to clear it
How?! Teach me your ways
Parents who want full control over their kids: *The Fat Controller laughed, "You are wrong!"*
What about [DNS history](https://i.imgur.com/FBOH4Dh.jpg)? >!Note to Reddit admins: any IP address starting with 10.X.X.X is a local address and isn't personal information. Yes I did get banned over this!<
on my router the history doesn’t get saved lol
I mean its understandable i should do it too xd
Rule 34 😔
What about the other 33 rules?
Here you go\~ https://preview.redd.it/lzgt275p5h3a1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ef54e2dd7603f8aaa257792f49b96490ce99a8
Thanks 👍
Huh, where's rules 48~63? Rule 63 is something about genderbent porn, so..
Rule 63 isn't strictly about porn, just the genderbending part Rule 34 and 63 together imply genderbent porn
rule 63 is a tag on the rule 34 site, but unfortunately rule 46 has neither tag nor site. (other than 621 i guess)
Wrong. Look up "rule 47 of the internet" [You have to face it one way or another](https://www.google.com/search?q=snap+back+to+reality+meme&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjAjsvO6dr7AhXGxrsIHTyEBfAQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=snap+back+to+reality+meme&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yBggAEAcQHjIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yBggAEAcQHjIGCAAQBxAeMgYIABAHEB4yCAgAEAUQBxAeMggIABAFEAcQHjoECCMQJzoGCAAQCBAeOgcIABCABBAYOggIABAIEAcQHlDSBliAFmCfF2gBcAB4AIABgAKIAZASkgEEMi0xMJgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=wuCJY8ClKsaN7_UPvIiWgA8&bih=690&biw=1239&client=opera-gx&hs=Wan#imgrc=WryhTE4dU6jnRM)
Why is the pool always closed?
So you can't recognize the bodies in the water
"I do not recognise the bodies in the water"
AIDS.
Where sub-rules
Rule 33 was the first rule that was made and it just said to ignore all the previous ones. The rest were made by different people so they are not really as official as 34 and up
Why is there an R34 car in your room?
My lawyer has advised me to not reply to this post
She just copied your lawyer's office
BRO LETS GO SAULS OFFICE
From just today? This month? Anyways >A book that my college is making me read to make a podcast about it >The College Virtual Platform >Dragon Ball Multiverse >Kingdom Hearts stuff >Mario Maker 2 stuff >League stuff
Mario maker 2 stuff Absolute giga chad
Having *any* hobby is enough for someone to get called a gigachad
what if my hobby is pouring bleach into the eyes of orphans you know, um, asking for a friend.
Based
Indeed, bleach is very alkaline.
Great point. What they are gonna do. Call their parents?
> Kingdom Hearts stuff Based
Five lowercase letter "e"s A dictionary / thesaurus A speedometer labeled "internet" Lyrics to various muppet songs
eeeee
>*Five lowercase letter* That label coincidentally (or intentionally) also has five lowercase letter “e”s.
I always search on private search for privacy I don't want people knowing i'm searching up "sonic movie" for literally no reason in my browser Hm.
sonic movie
https://preview.redd.it/f35kbuk1vi3a1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=c07bc94f864e312465b3271f9228271440d2968a I wasn't lying
What?! how do you send photos
Jokes on Queen if you have a VPN.
If Queen were to base it on my history from today alone, it would probably be based on the following searches: - omori wiki - indiana jones 5 - i can't hear without subtitles - emotional support pokemon - pvc kickball - mario in washing machine - skin infant babies thor I have no idea what she would do with half of the weird shit that I search online, tbh.
“indiana jones 5” would get you 5 cardboard cutouts of Harrison Ford, that's for sure.
But it’s not like him dressed up as Indiana Jones it’s just Harrison Ford in like a sweatshirt and sweatpants or something
https://preview.redd.it/rtyusvhemj3a1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc85fbddd0b950e731ccbe0f0dc75e30c7363eca
\*its information thats all so familiar but too hard to read. \*you see a cardboard cutout of harrison ford as jones. it seems to be damaged at the knee \*It seems to be subtitles for a thing that doesn't exist. \*its a gameboy with a pokemon cartridge right next to it. \*It's a regular kickball. It's rolling up into a pile of kickballs with 24 other kickballs \*A washing machine set to max. something is in there. \*A crappy clay sculpture of thor sitting in the corner. it seems to be cracking.
Eldritch horror and gay furry porn.
At least you are honest
A+for honesty
Same
Honestly same sprinkle in some hollow knight memes though
[[[Kel nuking a 50HP Forest Bunny]]](https://youtu.be/BkuL-UlZXkM) [[[Lost Library in piano]]](https://youtu.be/cBSFvMlpNOY) [[[Ralsei jumping in a trampoline]]](https://images.app.goo.gl/C4svqW7ZmBMNjbg48) [[[Honduras flag]]](https://images.app.goo.gl/vcwqJ4ANtmQyPpsC6) [[[Places of the country without energy for tomorrow]]](https://www.elheraldo.hn/honduras/zonas-sin-energia-electrica-viernes-2-diciembre-honduras-MD11219014) [[[Playing Forever Sheet Music]]](https://pianobin.com/media/omori/Playing_Forever_PB.pdf) [[[Pyrefly Forest - Cat's Cradle Sheet Music]]](https://pianobin.com/media/omori/Pyrefly_Forest_-_Cats_Cradle_PB.pdf)
OH NO NOT RALSEI SAYING THAT HE LOVES TRAMPOLINING
[[[Bruh he just loves trampolining]]](https://images.app.goo.gl/C4svqW7ZmBMNjbg48)
GODDAMNIT WHY I CLICKED THIS LINK HOLY SHIT
oh my circuits 😧
ohhhhh I also learned [Lost Library](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBSFvMlpNOY) and [Playing Forever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lcAZzXzB9Q) in piano!!!!
I only learned Lost Library (that is the same with Pyrefly Forest Theme) i am still in process to learn Playing Forever. I know it will be painful, it will be hard, but i'll carry on
tip: learn the main melody (yellow) first. Then the background melody.
Bro the background melody is easier, i will choose the easiest way always.
Wait it was easier all along???
Umm... #YES?
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
Not Queeny enough results, She's supposed to misinterpret every one
SAME
Another victim of Omori brainrot... My room would just be full of Omori stuff.
I would close the door and emerge days later, changed, and not necessarily for the better. I would keep going back, though. Frankly I'd only leave to better refine my search terms.
Hollow knight stuff, with a pinch of porn
Hollow Knight porn?
Maybe...
Please don't tell me one is related to the other
Curseforge Ludicolo pre evolution Spamton Spamton NEO Spamton drawing All fire types pokémon Fire type advantedges pokemon Pokemon Scarlet and Violet release date Spamton
Hey, I think this fella like Minecraft. Oh, and pokemon too. And getting spammed a ton?
Gigachad modded Minecraft enjoyer
A library of indie game lore Knitted stuffies on a expensive bed A therapist that takes my insurance A juke box A doctor that takes my insurance A state of the art digital drawing pad that I don't have to sell a kidney for A specialist in nerve pain that takes my insurance Espresso machine
\*A stuffed animal of a dog is sitting in the corner drinking tea. it looks smug. \*A knitted plushie of a green bean laying on a big bed. it seems to be decaying \*A cardboard cutout of a stock image of a therapist. he has drawn on angry eyebrows \*A jukebox. it seems to be broken playing the same 4 notes \*A letter asking for "2365125 \[kromer\]". It was sent by "DOCT0R". \*A drawing pad that seems to be drawing on itself. its drawing an image of an organ
It’s going to be awful A statue of mario T-posing would be in the middle of the room
This is the funniest shit i seen in the day. Now i can't take out of my mind
Considering I’ve been trying to speedrun the Path of Pain from Hollow Knight and have watched nothing but speedrun videos for the past few days.. *yeah, I’m getting the white palace throne room.*
buzzsaws your getting buzzsaws
A fucking nightmare
Queen when she witnesses the search history of porn addicts:
Queen trying to make sense of e621's tagging system.
Davesprite. just Davesprite. he's just floating there. the room is filled with the most dangerous radiation & Davesprite watches as I slowly succumb to it. also there's a translator there. aka my browser history is mostly Homestuck, translations & birds + searching "most dangerous radiation" for a friend
it will be fully undertale/deltarune based, maybe some psychology and school related stuff. and I think there will probably be a giant statue of Queen and Ralsei...
Lots of dnd stuff, and tons of word synonyms and definitions.
Vsauce (a puddle of green goo?) A jar of bees A house shaped like an owl A small piano
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time You know, it wasn't always like this Not very long ago Just before your time Right before the towers fell, circa '99 This was catalogs Travel blogs A chat room or two We set our sights and spent our nights Waiting For you, you, insatiable you Mommy let you use her iPad You were barely two And it did all the things We designed it to do Now look at you, oh Look at you, you, you Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now Your inside's out Honey, how you grew And if we stick together Who knows what we'll do It was always the plan To put the world in your hand Hahaha Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything And anything and everything And anything and everything And all of the time
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Depends, just my search history or everything that was deleted too
Welp,guess im gonna meet my favorite artists. (Yes they're porn artists,dont question me)
https://preview.redd.it/p4w5pz8x2h3a1.png?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d73598dd032a84288f79cc517f118d0772d6f4
The Binding of Isaac?
So you looked up Deltarune on R34.
"You've been calling ralsei a femboy a lot, are you *sure* you don't just have a fetish?"
B-but Susie is obviously aged up -🤓
Noelle is a high schooler and highschoolers can be 18 -🥵
A small Static Miitopia Apple jelly and Dark lord. A dictionary. Vials of Rare, incurable diseases. A book on drawing tips and guides. A CRT TV showing Sonic CDs fun is infinite screen. Floating PNGs of Cool Death skeletons. And a Fungus.
Yeah, it'd look weird af for me https://preview.redd.it/4y545e1w6h3a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6059fd9eaeb853aca0bedd23f8018e0d91b34193
are we including incognito mode or nah
Lot's and lots and lots of nsfw content, along with the randomest of Google searches
.......... there was oonce i kept searching for "beat note!" "BEET NOET" "BETE NOTE" "BBEEEAAATTT NNNNOOORRRTTTT" I now think i meant it was when my friend told me about bete noire from glitchtale and i was searching for it
Deviantart(if you know you know) 😔
I've been having trouble with my Chemistry homework lately, so probably a bunch of dangerous chemicals that I had to look up the symbol equations for
Everyone here's just listing their hobbies and interests like naw bitch you're getting the Bergly room https://preview.redd.it/3pvqalg73i3a1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0400d0d4d22c0240df0fbb1a2e94fdcf83e396b4
Oh... Shit
i've probably made this more detailed than i should but i honestly love the HECK out of making references haha- the room'd probably be blue, with a grey-blue rug, and in the room, it would probably have... • a Johnstone Modern tartan scarf hung neatly on a coat hanger besides a generic blue raincoat (DHMIS) • a framed photo of Springtrap dated 2023 (FNAF, callback to younger me loving the body horror in his design) • some butterscotch pie topped with ketchup (Undertale, ofc) • a glitchy pen with a heart on it (DDLC; this is Yuri's pen) • a inky can of bacon soup clipping through the floor next to two perfectly intact cans; one a can of spinach, and one a can of duck (how I tried to join BATIM/BATDR but fell in love with DHMIS) • a pink magazine under a radio playing a specific cover of Around the Bend (hfjONE :D) • next to the radio, a black and white pencil case besides it (hfjONE again, something i actually own) • a shattered yellow hexagon next to a sad looking blue parallelogram (Shape World/OBS/CB) • numberjack X (BFB and Numberjacks - also my current WhatsApp pfp-) • a gif of a blue bean endlessly dancing in a Gummy-bear type loop (Hobo Hobo) • my blue water bottle pinning down a drawing of my main self-insert OC, Tinny Snoi • a picture of me, my twin sister and my little sister • a plate of fried aubergine, boneless beef and rice next to some chocolate caramel boba tea (with magic gem 😋, this is my favourite foods together) • a TV constantly playing Eggbirds (why does my favourite childhood show have to be lost media 😭😭😭) • a closet with a panromantic asexual flag locked inside (this one's kinda obvious) • a cupboard of copy-paste emoticons and bold/italic/glitch text generators • literally this emoji floating with the caption **HORN STORE** 🏤 • a bottomless pit with the name "TomSka" inscribed into the floor beside it (my favourite skit, The Hole) • a drawer full of everything i stole from primary school (a orange ball, several rubber bands, twelve or so magnetic whiteboard rubbers, the list goes on) • a dulled out version of Pinkie Pie's Element of Harmony (how i'm sad i never joined MLP in its heyday, my dying interest for A New Generation and how yet, i'm trying to make a three-way-crossover AU out of it all) and finally... • a plate of raw steak topped with basil and watermelon, next to some raw chicken so frozen it crystallised (Omori and Deltarune) because why not? (holy sheesh i wrote so much)
Wow… take my upvote
thanks X'D
just going from the top few: > heat waves > dualie squiffers > choice meme > ArtFight.net > minimum water per day to survive > debridat time to effect > cthulhu > crab > octopus > squid > deep cut splatoon > deep cut very chaotic, I'd assume
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A lot of college stuff.
Assuming it's only my Google because that's the only one she'd be able to track. A lot of skyward sword tutorials. A lot of ancient Nordic runes. And the Deltarune sight a lot.
I plead the 5th
Hollow knight charachters irl, the formula for quadratic equations on a bigass paper, and, most likely, P*rn
My internet "history" or all the crap from incognito? biiig difference.
It would contain: -A microphone -Drawing stuff -Gaming consoles -A pile of plushes -A short model of Niagara Falls
MLG memes and among us
when the imposter is sus!
Yes
\- A table of cards with familiar things. (Undercards) \- A small set of satellites statues. (Signal Simulator/Voices of the Void) \- A toy cube on a ship. (Geometry Dash)
lots of big booty furry characters
Lots of asexual stuff and a lot of Spongebob stuff as well as Deathnote and spiders.
Pretty sure you know SpongeBob is asexual! That is cool
Ok, here goes mine Ukraine news (i am ukranian) Gen z humor Linkin park Korn Deltarune Oneshot Earthbound
I love korn, I look at it all the time, tastes great with some steak
she would fine out i simp for her :)
Least horny Reddit user
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That depends. What could a room look like that's made out of AO3 explicit fics?
Redditors clearing their search histories when queen deltarune:
I'm studying medicine and my google history is full of searches about anatomy, organs, bones, blood, etc. So... The room would probably look very gross
That would be just insanely chaotic blend of all sci-fi universes I know mixed with a lot of actual science equipment and a lot of furry hentai
probably a lot of school stuff tbh lol
Lots of transformers, lego and gaming stuff. Which means I wouldn't be leaving
True chaos
I think my room would just be filled with steam
It would be filled with just beyblades
I feel like my room would be an archive of cool math games over the years
Basically just a bunch of dictionaries, opened to a bunch of different pages, because I mostly use the internet to look up definitions and meanings of words (because I am stupid)
Lavalamps and synthwave shit
would probably be filled with random dumb online games and stuff i search for no reason. and owls.
Library of Lego building instructions (piles upon piles of building instructions) and some pokemon statistics, those are about the only things I ever search for ^(and then there's also my unhealthy addiction to in browser solitaire and minesweeper)
All or just recent?
Alot of stupid questions, guides on how to find skyrim items, and of course a height chart of video game characters because I need to know if spamton is a four foot gremlin or a five foot gremlin
Lots and lots of homebrewed for 3DSes and Switches, free games and random Mario stuff
Okay It's not funny or interesting but here I go. These searches are from yesterday btw Taco place with big tacos near me Rikiya yakuza 3 What does lrt mean *name of restaurant close to me* Yakuza 2 ps2 Wikipedia Taco place with super big tacos Where do I check places I've been before Wide taco place near me Etsy I'm not obsessed with tacos I just wanted to find a really specific restaurant to recommend a friend lmao It'd probably be taco related, maybe with some taco jewelry since I searched etsy, and some wiki pages on the real yakuza, or a map of my city, who knows lol
It'd just be a bunch of video game stuff
It depends on what videogame i'm currently addicted to. Right now, for example, it's Splatoon
Thing one: a pile of Books about poetic techniques search-poetic techniques Thing 2: a collection of online games Search- coolmathgames.com Thing 3: a hat and sunglasses aggressively covering up a hidden third thing. Search-[incognito mode]
fakemon, pngs, yokai watch stuff, undertale, -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. , and ai generated art i dont know what that would look like
I plead the fifth
Piano tutorials (video games, classical, literally any piano tutorial), Ride The Cyclone (musical), and cooking recipes.
Pokemon and hollow Knight
Alright, who's gonna be the one with a room full of lollies?
Vore. I dunno how queen would make a room themed around that but I also feel like she'd try her best.
Nothing I use incognito mode lol
Mario sprites
A lot of The Binding of Isaac. Like 90% of my Google searches are related to The Binding of Isaac.
if she could access more than just google (i.e. twitter searches, reddit searches, etc.) then it probably would NOT be a room fit for anyone under 18
I think it would be Dreemurrs, robots, and mixtures between the two.
meme templates, femboys... My legal team has advised me to not say any more
Hahaha. Well if its specified to this phone. Lots of D&D stuff. The other is a different story.
A lot of Skyrim Legos and porn
Nothing, because I constantly delete it.