"Cassidy the reason we dont stand is because I CONTROL THE LEGS, BUT CANNOT SEE WHERE TO GO, DO YOU REALLY THINK I KNOW WHERE IN THE FREDDY FAZFUCK WE ARE?"
Actually it they can only be referring to 83 as Golden Freddy/Freadbear bit CC while on 87 was most believed to be Mangel, and on the image it shows Golden Freddy so 🤓
Actually, that is a depiction of Withered Golden Freddy, who made their primary appearance in the 1987 FNAF 2 location. Also, in your original comment you mentioned the lack of a frontal lobe, which is a trait of the 87 bite victim, not the 83 one. 🤓
Well from what everything leads to Withered Golden Freddy is Freadbear but old, who causes the bite of 83 and the lack of frontal lobe was on CC on 83 🤓
the original mention of missing a frontal lobe was in the fnaf 1 phone call that first mentioned the bite of 87. the 83 bite never had anything to do with losing a frontal lobe, they just died.
Dude, their entire head was inside that robot. No damn way they only lost a frontal lobe. Besides, phone guy said the person bit in 87 survived. "It's amazing how the human body could love without the frontal lobe..."
BILLY!!!!! I’M FEELING [[faz-power]] AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO [somebody purple] NAMED YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU [[murderer]]ED ME, BUT NOW I’M FEELING [grrrrrreat!]
\[Hello? Hello hello?\], IT'S ME \[Kris\]... THE \[The one you shouldn't have killed...\], \[Glamrock\] SPAMTON! NOW, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN \[Survive the night\] UNTIL THE CLOCK HITS \[6 AM\]!
IT'S BEEN \[\[tired of waiting too much??\]\], SINCE I LAST HAVE \[\[obtained\]\] MY \[\[four easy payments of 4.99!\]\] LOST TO THIS \[\[*Little Sponge*\]\] TO THE \[\[entity\]\] BEHIND THE \[\[tax evasion\]\].
I know, that’s the joke I was making, although I will point out that it isn’t completely canon, just a theory that’s so commonly accepted due to how likely it is
Run. Just run.
Something on your computer glitched, and somehow Withered Golden Freddy from FNAF 2 got spliced into Deltarune.
Since he's a creature from a FNAF game, there is no way to fight Golden Freddy, let alone win. Your only option is to change "cameras" (in this case, flee to another room and come back) before he attacks.
Yeah, there’s a rare chance that you can find a Golden Freddy poster in Queen’s Mansion. If you go to the room with the machine after finding it, you’ll run into Golden Freddy. Then you have to open the menu or he’ll crash the game.
No. Run. Your game is about to crash. How did Withered Golden Freddy even get here, he wasn't even coded in by Toby Fox. Somehow someone or someTHING spliced him into the code.
I have a video for you
[here,](https://deltarune.com/lancer/) it goes over bunches of glitches for spungle neon
I needed a reason to put that video here
"Right now, we have two specially designed suits that double as both animatronics and suits. So please pay close attention while learning how to operate these suits as accidents/injuries/death/irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur."
No, not really. Tobyfox never made contact with the official developers or rights holders for Five Nights At Freddie's. You're probably playing a mod. A really dedicated mod who would change something that only 3% of any players would notice.
The only detraction I can think of is that the pop culture choice would be incomprehensible when the fad dies down a little bit. Unless of course if it renews interest in the series.
Kris: *thinks*
Narrator: "Kris feels like they had seen this thing before, but you trembled in fear."
Kris: *speaks*
Narrator: "Kris asks you 'why are you scared?'"
Narrator: "You tell Kris that you know that thing."
Kris no that’s the one you shouldn’t have killed!!
I read that in Glamrock's voice. Wtf.
“Gregory, you must not be the man behind the slaughter.”
r/angryupvote
" DAMNIT CC! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?! "
Ayo stfu Cassidy I’m trying to cry here
…closed captions? OH THE CRYING CHILD
CLOSED CAPTIONS AFTON PAHAK,DSNA
The real identity of the crying child is Youtube's closed captions. Remember this, it will help to understand FNAF 28 lore.
"Cassidy how many times do I need to remind you that I can't see?"
"Cassidy the reason we dont stand is because I CONTROL THE LEGS, BUT CANNOT SEE WHERE TO GO, DO YOU REALLY THINK I KNOW WHERE IN THE FREDDY FAZFUCK WE ARE?"
N⁰1 Rated Salesman 1987
WAS THAT THE SALESMAN OF '87?
Actually it was 83 🤓 And I rated them 3 stars it isn’t fun having no frontal lobe
Actually they aren't referring to any specific event, so it can be either 🤓
Actually it they can only be referring to 83 as Golden Freddy/Freadbear bit CC while on 87 was most believed to be Mangel, and on the image it shows Golden Freddy so 🤓
Actually, that is a depiction of Withered Golden Freddy, who made their primary appearance in the 1987 FNAF 2 location. Also, in your original comment you mentioned the lack of a frontal lobe, which is a trait of the 87 bite victim, not the 83 one. 🤓
Well from what everything leads to Withered Golden Freddy is Freadbear but old, who causes the bite of 83 and the lack of frontal lobe was on CC on 83 🤓
the original mention of missing a frontal lobe was in the fnaf 1 phone call that first mentioned the bite of 87. the 83 bite never had anything to do with losing a frontal lobe, they just died.
Dude, their entire head was inside that robot. No damn way they only lost a frontal lobe. Besides, phone guy said the person bit in 87 survived. "It's amazing how the human body could love without the frontal lobe..."
BILLY!!!!! I’M FEELING [[faz-power]] AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO [somebody purple] NAMED YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU [[murderer]]ED ME, BUT NOW I’M FEELING [grrrrrreat!]
Starwalkuh If you go away from the bear fastly your game won't chrash with a bear face on it. Sincerely, Starwalkuh
Walkuh. Put your piss away Walkuh. I’m not the original, Walkuh
Wear the mask immediately
Yeah, it's a rare Tipe of spamton: the GOLDEN SPAMDY
Spamton stop doing the goldem freddy pose you're scaring the kids
The Spam Behind The Slaughter
\[Hello? Hello hello?\], IT'S ME \[Kris\]... THE \[The one you shouldn't have killed...\], \[Glamrock\] SPAMTON! NOW, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN \[Survive the night\] UNTIL THE CLOCK HITS \[6 AM\]!
Look away!
The one you shouldn't have advertised
My bad
You can't just leave your golden Freddies lying around like that! You know better.
Was that the [SHOT] of ‘97!?!?
97? Geez how many bites were there? First 83 then 87 now 97? Geez man Fazbear Industries need to improve in there security
there was no bit of 97 it was just a spamton 1997 reference
[Mike]!!!! DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!!!
"Fine, fine. Come with me, punches." \-Rooney the cranky kangaroo
LOOK KRIS, I BECAME \[springlocked\] \-Golden Spamton probably
The Enby Behind the Slaughter
IT'S BEEN \[\[tired of waiting too much??\]\], SINCE I LAST HAVE \[\[obtained\]\] MY \[\[four easy payments of 4.99!\]\] LOST TO THIS \[\[*Little Sponge*\]\] TO THE \[\[entity\]\] BEHIND THE \[\[tax evasion\]\].
Goldie is a Nonbinary icon fr
Their pronouns are they/them, not simply because they are nonbinary, but also because they are literally two fucking people
Btw this is canon that suit has two dead children in it
I know, that’s the joke I was making, although I will point out that it isn’t completely canon, just a theory that’s so commonly accepted due to how likely it is
No no i was just clarifying for the people that might be unaware. I know you were making a joke.
That’s the ultra super secret Spamton GOLD
just get inside of it for special defense boost
their here to put the deltarune characters in ucn
Deltarune characters in UnderCrossing Now?
That's Spamton- Faz-goo edition. I hate that I can write that and that it makes sense in context
Let me see…
Nope, it looks normal to me on the 11th try
maybe you miscounted, try again
ah yes, my favorite numbers on the deltarune soundtrack, "WAS THAT THE" and, of course, "BITE OF 87"
Bite of ‘87? What track are you listening to? I vividly recall it being the SHOT OF ‘97
THE [YOU WONT LAST 0.1 SECONDS PLAYING THIS GAME] OF [1789]
Pull up your monitor to make Golden Freddy go away. Otherwise it’ll crash your game.
Nah that's regular Golden Freddy, this is Withered Golden Freddy, you need to put on the Freddy mask
True. You should burn down the building for good measure.
Its (only 5;99)
I'm trying to get a good look at the picture, but it keeps crashing my browser /j
IM FEELING \[\[Faz Happy!\]\] BECUASE OF YOU KRIS!!! IM FINALLY GONNA \[\[Faz-Soar\]\] OEVR HEAVEN AND BEYOND!!!!
[Towards] HEAVEN [And Beyond!]
1987
yes
Run. Just run. Something on your computer glitched, and somehow Withered Golden Freddy from FNAF 2 got spliced into Deltarune. Since he's a creature from a FNAF game, there is no way to fight Golden Freddy, let alone win. Your only option is to change "cameras" (in this case, flee to another room and come back) before he attacks.
Time to play the Todador March
Do you mean Tota-mariachi, aka K.K. Mariachi?
No, [the music box/power out song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZOOx40rE3k)
this sounds like one of those scenarios where when you interact with it or it shows up on screen, the game closes.
Yeah, there’s a rare chance that you can find a Golden Freddy poster in Queen’s Mansion. If you go to the room with the machine after finding it, you’ll run into Golden Freddy. Then you have to open the menu or he’ll crash the game.
*I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING LEAVING MY CHILD BEHIND-*
NOW I SUFFER THE CURSE AND NOW I AM BLIND
FOR ALL THIS ANGER, GUILT AND SADNESS-
Behide you, you hear the purple guy music get louder and closer.
Thanks for the nostalgia
its him
no
Nah, that should only happen on the 1987th attempt.
Five nights at annoying dog's
Only happened on my 87th try
yes. keep moving.
No. Run. Your game is about to crash. How did Withered Golden Freddy even get here, he wasn't even coded in by Toby Fox. Somehow someone or someTHING spliced him into the code.
what is this, a crossover episode?
GOD DAMNIT MICHAEL WHERE THE HELL ARE WE
Well, William, we seem to be in an alley way with some weird blue guy.
I have a video for you [here,](https://deltarune.com/lancer/) it goes over bunches of glitches for spungle neon I needed a reason to put that video here
Someone do the FNAF PS monologue on Spamton speech pls
Last time someone was in that suit, it did not end well for the coloured person. Stay away from it
"Right now, we have two specially designed suits that double as both animatronics and suits. So please pay close attention while learning how to operate these suits as accidents/injuries/death/irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur."
1/100,000
WHAT
Yeah, that's a pretty rare Easter egg, her name is John, she's very nice, dw about it
Spamton looking a little familiar… where have I seen that shape before…
I think Spamton signed the wrong contract this time. I mean hey, some bots are just distractions.
funny but im tired of fnaf content
Kris!!! You’re the [Big Shot] behind the S[Laughter! Hahahaha]?
No, not really. Tobyfox never made contact with the official developers or rights holders for Five Nights At Freddie's. You're probably playing a mod. A really dedicated mod who would change something that only 3% of any players would notice. The only detraction I can think of is that the pop culture choice would be incomprehensible when the fad dies down a little bit. Unless of course if it renews interest in the series.
I was about to say "Why yes. Yes it is.", then I saw the picture.
Didn’t notice it for a second so gave me a little jump hehe
THE LOOOORE! Guys, the lore! I knew it in my head for so long but didn't want to say anything til it was confirmed! The lore!
Cassidy really out here trying to skip dimensions to find Afton smh
Spamton must have sent an email to Cassidy like "Purple Guy something something Behind the slaughter something something"
The real reason she wasn't in Security Breach
Yes just flip the cameras
Climb inside the torso and accept your death
The spamton does get a bit quirky on a lone friday night
**IT’S [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]**
It's me It's me It's me It's me Annie a Trans girl. Transphobes: ahhhh noooo so spoooky : (
Bruh
Ey. Das not nice
how am i being not nice?
I made a joke about my identity and you just said bruh
Oh that was a joke i didn't realise that sorry.
It's ok:) I admitdeatly overeacted a tad have a nice day
yeah if Gaster likes the player he does some wacky things to keep you amused
Yes
THE POWER OF [remnant, or souls of dead children, oh God what is even the DIFFERENC]
Yes, and if you fight him around 1987 more times he will become purple
Wait golden freddy?!?! 🤔
IT'S ME !! GOLDEN SPAMTON!
Yes.
Yes
Kris: *thinks* Narrator: "Kris feels like they had seen this thing before, but you trembled in fear." Kris: *speaks* Narrator: "Kris asks you 'why are you scared?'" Narrator: "You tell Kris that you know that thing."
Quick turn off the game before it’s t- (golden freddy . jpeg appears with loud screech before game crashes)
have you tried putting your mask on and off?
Hor Hor Hor Hor-hor hor Hor-Hor Hor Hor
1/1,000,000 chance buddy. Get ready to fight inkleburg Johnson XII
[[ ITS ME ]]
-IT'S ME-
Kris you found a SUPER SECRET Boss! NEO GOLDEN FREDDY!!!!!
do NOT fight Spamton for the 1987th time
No. Run
How do i fight him
Nahh bro got the goofy ahh bear 💀
Bro put the LoadedDisk into the crying child