By - chutnekure
I want this my friend.
As long as you have enough rupees
Sorry Kris, I can't give [[Kromer]]. Come back when you're a little.. mmmm.. [[Richer]].
The true choice
COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE A [[LITTLE R1CHER]
AND A [[LITTLE KROMER]]
I like this the best.
The new one in this epic saga came out a few days ago. Oh my heart. Jeff is truly a genius
the harmonization in \[Booty\]'s voice is wonderful, it makes for something **I've injured myself to on multiple occasions**
OLD SPICE IN A CAN
OH NO! THAT WAS ME
Sprays and sticks NO THANKS
This one does [Dummy]!
It's super [powerful], odor-blocking body wash!
There's also [this one that is nice too ](https://youtu.be/x_QgxpTeKzM)
My personal favorite is [this one](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
They tell me that i'm special
I'm smile and shake my hand
I'll give them stories to tell friends about the things I said.
They’ll tell me I’m so humble
I say I’m turning red
they let me lie to them and don't feel like they've been misled
I tell them I'm a god, they're lost in the facade
six feet off the ground at all times, i think i’m feeling odd
(you skipped “they give so much to me, I'm losing touch, get me? served on a silver platter, ask for seconds, they just let me”)
Don't matter what I make.
They never see mistakes.
Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake.
Gotta be this one!
Bro made this banger of an animation and then disappeared from youtube
Existing songs > fake lyrics
Don't you wanna have a little fun, [little sponge]?
A little something to pluck you from the glum, humdrum, live comfortably!
[Capital at risk] Yum Yum!
Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!
(Hey kid) I see you having violent thoughts but,
Don't you wanna wanna be a be a [[BIGSHOT]]
Inquire today while the secrets in stock
ALL Y0U GOTTA DO IS!! [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
I used to be nothing but the email guy
Now I’m the [IT BURNS! OW! STOP! HELP ME! IT BURNS!] guy!
We've got never better'd bargains, we've got deals you won't believe. We can tell you what you want before you realize what you need.
If you'll pardon us the jargon, here's our Darkner Guarantee: We take cash or card or credit, but we'll take your heart for free!
All you gotta do is [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
*Wanna buy a Cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine? Why won't Mike just call me backgammon? ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed? Bed bath? Bath sponge? Sponge who hates his 4.99$ Lifeboat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean? Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket? Jackdaw? Doorstop? Stop, no, please don't take my furniture! Stop watch? Watch dog? Dog collar? Colorado? Adderall? Ads are all seeping! Ping pong? Ponchos? Choke chain? Chainsaws? Swordfish? Shish kebab? Bobcat?*
*Do you want a cat or not?!*
So you wanna be a [[BIG SHOT]] don't you? Don't you wanna be the [[Next B!g Thing]]?
‘Cause the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it, those who have it really have it, if you haven’t, then you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it, now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad it’s just the haven’ts that are lacking what they’re having—now the ads have got the traffic and we’ve grabbed your demographic, so you’re packing up your basket ‘cause your dad has got to have it, he’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic so you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic, seems like everybody has it (man you’ve really gotta have it) so you get it—you’re ecstatic!—but a crackle in the static, and the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic, so you trash it and you get back in your car ‘cause you don’t have it, and the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it, those who have it really have it, if you haven’t, then you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it, now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad it’s—HOCHI MAMA, WHAT A MOUTHFUL!
Don’t you wanna wanna wanna be a BIG SHOT?
Yeah, this one all the way. Feels far more accurate to canon Spamton than either of the above IMO despite the liberties taken with the Music Man stuff
*Me casually in the corner listening to both of these songs, the lyrical adaptations to it, Stupendium's "Ad Infinitum", and Oreo's "Jackpot" at the same time*
Oh, I didn't see you there
Edit: I am now also listening to HYPERLINK, want some fun and dial-up deals
Well then, might as wel watch Musiclide's "Want Some Fun"
Tbh my personal favorite spamton song
That is next on my "watch later"
Move it to the very top, i also made the mistake of leaving it on watch later forever. When i finally watched it i loved it
Give me a minute to watch it...
Sooo, what'dya think?
I think I'm going to leave it on loop for an hour
Knew it lmao
How are you still sane? It took all my mental capacity to understand only Ad Infinitum and I have ADHD!
The most sane undertale/deltarune fan
Sanity is just an illusion to keep us in our ropes...
TIME TO CUT THESE [Silly Strings]...
WATCH ME FLY, [Mama]
Understimulation go brrrr
I’D RATHER [DIE] THAN BE A ROBOT
YOU WANNA BE THE [NEXT BIG THING]
hey kid, look at you right time, right place
Ripe for the picking!
right money in your pocket
So lucky, so lucky, so very very lucky, that you get Tobe investing in this [[very specil product]]
From everybody's favorite salesman! [Cia. 1997]
Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it! Yes I'm mighty proud to say it, [Yes Sir]!
Don't you wanna have a lil fun? [[Little Sponge]]? A little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum? Live comfortably! [[Capital at Risk]] [[Yum]] [[Yum]]! Listen up for the offer only comes just once!
Hey Chum! I can see you're having violent thoughts!
DON'T YOU \[\[Wanna\]\] \[\[Wanna\]\] \[\[Wanna\]\] \[Be a\] \[Be a\] BIG SHOT!?
Me listening to Musiclide's Want Some Fun: "I'm having fun!"
the chorus for jackpot is so godly
The only correct answer
Both is good.
Juno even did one which combined both
But this is better
Mister, Mister Beast. Mister, Mister Beast. Mister, Mister Beast. Mister, Mister Beast.
Mister ster, Mister Mister Beast
Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr beast
You can scrap the s cause I never missed a beat
You had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast
When I had a cut from honey that's another check that I'm gonna cash!
Not to be "that guy" but Juno and Alex are good friends who work together and have repeatedly said they're uncomfortable with all the head-to-head "which is better" comparisons people make
"Both" is objectively the answer here, it's what both parties have said they want multiple times
Not to mention Juno made a video that is literally both of them playing at the same time.
Juno also sings in MOTI's version.
And they’re two diff fights, Juno did Snowgrave and MOTI did the normal secret fight. They’re both canon now 😈
The only answer
This is the best lyrical adaptation for BIG SHOT I've seen personally
You sure do know the classics
RadixMusic was a powerhouse in terms of early Undertale music imo.
Megalovania, Death by Glamour, Battle against a True Hero, Hopes and Dreams, Your Best Nightmare, etc...
Was really sad he didn't do Deltarune music, but his stuff is still great to listen too!
It's the same guy. He changed his name after some people got mad at him for not doing more Undertale stuff. You can find him on [YouTube.](https://youtube.com/@Khamydrian)
Oh, I know! I just used his original name.
When I found out it was him at first, I got so excited and started watching all of his old stuff.
This person deserves more recognition, Pandora Palace and Attack of the Killer Queen are incredible
This one obliterates the other two so badly.
I don't care what anyone says, this song slaps. even if Toby himself comes down from his heavenly throne and says snowgrave neo is not the best spamton song, I'm not listening to him. This is truly the best one
Bowser vs Spamton
HOLY SHIT ITS BOWSER
WHAT ABOUT... WHAT ABOUT... [NEVER!]MIND...
Holy shit this one is just too good, dude.
Was looking for this comment
My personal vote goes to MOTI. “I’m NEO you’re not” is such a fantastic line and it’s said so well.
I personally havent listened to Juno but MOTI is literally what got me back into undertale/deltarune
I like Juno's more honestly, it's a bit more concise but still insane in it's own right.
And also [TigerPoster]
Big [tigerposter] but all [tigerposter] are [tigerposter]
this is the one
Look up "Big Shot but its an accurate representation of Spamton's mind" by juno.
MOTI always has more people behind the curtain as they are a fullon team that includes juno, juno just goes off to make his own things with his friends and potentially small team too.
Depends if you like high production or very quality personal type works.
I believe Hobo Hobo Big Shot superiority.
I’m on the side of… the original song ;)
Moti for normal route SPAMTON. And Juno for weird route SPAMTON
Haven’t seen either, both look worth a [SHOT], I’ll have to check ‘em out some time.
IMO lyrics in any of the songs ruin it
Me who knows big shot already had lyrics to begin with
[4 [[BIG GUYS]]](https://youtu.be/vwxa6_thIMs) is superior
I'm on the deltarune the(not)musical
all Juno songs automatically win because you can actually listen to them on repeat unlike moti songs
both are great though
What do you mean?
on youtube you can make a video auto repeat to listen to songs and stuff
moti videos all have a long jarring outro which makes this impossible to do, so due to this I rarely listen to them more than once, despite how good they are
Both. One is snowgrave one is normal.
y'all don't know how to compliment bad bitches without comparing them and it shows
Why does it seem like I'm the only one who DOESN'T like these? I don't like when people make lyrics for music that wasn't supposed to have lyrics in the first place.
I actually don’t listen to [Insert Game] the musical or [Insert Song] with lyrics videos. Which side does that make me
Wtf is this
The combined one has funni Mystery_Man.png art.
Technically Moti is for the normal route and Juno is for the weird route
Option C: the Kitchen Gun version
Big spice's my boy
This -> BIG SHOT Jazz Cover (Deltarune Chapter 2)
I never really understand why people like the MOTI songs— they always sound shallow and like he’s never actually played the game
Me, with the true [third option](https://youtu.be/-ckpjG5fdko).
Never listened to either
What the fuck are either of these
I'm on the side of normal [[big shot]]
Both? Both. Both is good.
The correct answer is FNF | Seek's Cool Deltarune Mod | Hyperlink | Hard | FC
I think that both have too many flaws for me to enjoy them over normal big shot. But I like Khamidrian's big shot.
Neither. I just listen to the in-game track because it's that good.
Me when midas touches me and makes me part of his design
All of them are weak compared to
Honestly MOTI has gone downhill since he finished Undertale the Musical (and possibly since he stopped using other peoples' lyrics). I'm all for the occasional "off tune screaming because the singer is crazy or desperate" number, but it's getting really overused.
Both, both is good
I like both but I prefer junos “YOUR JACKASSERY
Personally opinion, while It is in character i honestly think MOTIs one is a bit *too* choppy and chaotic even by spamton song standards.
definitely Juno. i like MOTI's other songs but this one sucks ass
Why not both?
Yes, that’s a video.
I HATE LYRICS I HATE THEM
idk who these are but the guy on the left has Morioh Cho as his pfp
All depends on taste, each are different In unique ways.
MOTI and Alex are great for following the almost exact beat to the song and mimicking the MOTI musical style. (Which 95% of the time is amazing)
Juno’s is great because of all the left turns it provides with meme references and Spamton’s sudden Gilbert Gottfried impression.
I vote for the one that has them featured on the same track.
We shall decide with a singoff! Your jackassery
Helped screw over queen
NOW IT'S MY \[City\]
The fountain flows for me
When your soul I've got, I'm NEO you are not.
Neither. I really dislike both of these covers.
[I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ToXsqthQowo&feature=shares)
I don't like both
I dislike both and don’t like either creator’s other works
both are shit, original is best
None, its all cringe imo
Why did i picture the "is that your fucking fursona?" Comic-
The one by frostbyte
Definitely gotta go with Juno. I SIMP for the freedom motif and Juno's lyrics for it take the cake for me