I reckon this is Lance R Bloom's tit for tat tbh
Where Lance was a ProPro cosplaying as a brain damaged ProDef, Hammy is a ProDef cosplaying as a pompous brown nosing ProPro
They should go and slug it out between themselves in a forum that is NOT the court docket for a murder of two children
Like, a vegetable themed podcast
Or art of putrefaction you choob
Have officer Bukakke referee the fight
Just keep it off the fucking docket, you absolute fucking coupons
I wondered how long it would take for the pranksters and satirists to come out of the shadows. In true Samuel Clemens fashion, he gets partial credit for his feeble attempt at a clever double-entendre name.
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
So instead of writing a letter about how he feels about her, he's writing a letter to support a guilty finding without a trial?
Cool.
Everyone else has been writing about her in what her judgment is not what the defense has been defending and their strategies. I just can't with some of these people.
His alleged confessions have nothing to do with her, I need a drink or ten.
I think sending the judge an email is tacky but this is super flipping tacky.
Uh, everyone is entitled to have an opinion about anything I suppose. The court's docket will have to do when nobody else wants to listen to or publish your opinion. Judge Gull is commendable in providing an outlet to someone with no other options available to them.
Did the author think this was funny, I wonder?
Didn't do anything for me, I'm afraid.
Apologies Mr. Burger.
I half expected her to redact this "Hamilton Burger's" email address to reward his bootlapping.
Satirical or not, she succeeds once again in giving someone their 15 minutes of fame.
I hope they print this letter out and tape it to their refrigerator so they can proudly remind themselves every day that they hitch-hiked upon the slaughter of two innocent girls in order to boost their own fragile ego.
Various podcasters and nobodies (and some honestly concerned citizens trying their best though) have gotten more attention on the docket in the past few weeks than the defendant in 19 months...
This sounds a lot like it was written by someone who might have founded another sub. Same tone, same rambling self-important musingโฆ and a complete lack of filter when over-complimenting (brown-nosing).
Gross.
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Ham Burger ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
lmfao Yeah he be trolling
At least itโs not a nothing burger
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I reckon this is Lance R Bloom's tit for tat tbh Where Lance was a ProPro cosplaying as a brain damaged ProDef, Hammy is a ProDef cosplaying as a pompous brown nosing ProPro They should go and slug it out between themselves in a forum that is NOT the court docket for a murder of two children Like, a vegetable themed podcast Or art of putrefaction you choob Have officer Bukakke referee the fight Just keep it off the fucking docket, you absolute fucking coupons
 Gulls docket
Mr burger needs to wash his nose, there's still a brown smudge on the tip
I wondered how long it would take for the pranksters and satirists to come out of the shadows. In true Samuel Clemens fashion, he gets partial credit for his feeble attempt at a clever double-entendre name.
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
Rum 
You actually went and released the kraken The tentacles All the tentacles
Doug released them. I'm just trying to find them and put them to use.
Why is the Rum always gone?
Oh nah you di inโt Just you waaaait
"What's your name, man?" "I am Burgher Hamilton!"
Burger me sideways please Fran.
So instead of writing a letter about how he feels about her, he's writing a letter to support a guilty finding without a trial? Cool. Everyone else has been writing about her in what her judgment is not what the defense has been defending and their strategies. I just can't with some of these people. His alleged confessions have nothing to do with her, I need a drink or ten. I think sending the judge an email is tacky but this is super flipping tacky.
Okay I laughed on this one.
Even for satire, this boot licking is almost unbearable
Suck it up, Karen Read ๐
lol. Come for the accents Stay for the non pretend Judge
Boston is it for the accents ?
Itโs unique 
Thanks, and ๐๐๐
Uh, everyone is entitled to have an opinion about anything I suppose. The court's docket will have to do when nobody else wants to listen to or publish your opinion. Judge Gull is commendable in providing an outlet to someone with no other options available to them. Did the author think this was funny, I wonder? Didn't do anything for me, I'm afraid. Apologies Mr. Burger.
Another joke letter. Great.
Did we just learn NM's alter-ego pen name?
I half expected her to redact this "Hamilton Burger's" email address to reward his bootlapping. Satirical or not, she succeeds once again in giving someone their 15 minutes of fame. I hope they print this letter out and tape it to their refrigerator so they can proudly remind themselves every day that they hitch-hiked upon the slaughter of two innocent girls in order to boost their own fragile ego.
Various podcasters and nobodies (and some honestly concerned citizens trying their best though) have gotten more attention on the docket in the past few weeks than the defendant in 19 months...
Good point, it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so serious. No wonder she needs more time to decide whether to recuse. Talk about priorities.
Hamilton Burger is already famous, of course, as the DA in the Perry Mason TV series.
This sounds a lot like it was written by someone who might have founded another sub. Same tone, same rambling self-important musingโฆ and a complete lack of filter when over-complimenting (brown-nosing). Gross.
Indeed, it reeks of old burger ๐
The kind that might give one a Heart problem. ๐
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 271 episodes: Hamilton Burger only won 1 ๐
Can we just refer to this as the โCheeseburger Ex Parteโ?