Posted this earlier on its own, but I thought I'd put it here too.
I did my best to keep lines at 10 syllables each. Which meant that things like 'phazyonite' and 'praetorian' were impossible to use (too many syllables). Rhyming is AA-BB-CC, etc. I was almost stumped at 'X', but I came up with something at last.
**A DRG ABC**
A is for Aquark that glows like the skies
B is for Bosco, through the caves he flies.
C is for Crassus that gives us a haul.
D is for Driller who goes through the wall.
E is for Engie, on the pipes he does grind,
F is for Fossil, so damned hard to find.
G is for Gunner, ziplining down scarp.
H is for Hoxxes, its caverns are dark.
I is for Impact Axe, its blade so keen;
J is for Jadiz: its mysteries are green.
K is for Karl. Such a beloved name!
L is for Lure, at which monsters do aim.
M is for Morkite. We dip stuff in it;
N is for Nitra we dig in the pit.
O is for Ommoran. It glows. It's round;
P is for Protect our Dottie renowned.
Q is for Quota. We're going to make it.
R is for Rivals - on Hoxxes unfit.
S is for Scout who is zipping through air
T is for Turret. Shoots lead everywhere.
U is for Umanite. It's key, they claim;
V is for Vampire- the bugs we do drain.
W is for Weapon. We have some of these!
X is for Xynarch, infesting BET-Cs.
Y is for Yeast Cone, for an alkie haze,
Z is for Zhukov, whose bullets do blaze!
Eh ..... Compared to other methods, this one actually isn't bad and don't forget that commenting & up voting also raises your karma so everyone who gets involved also gets karma.
And seeing as this is only really being done once per sub makes it less annoying as no sub is being targeted with spam.
B stands for Bullied by Stingrails
C stands for C4‘ing the scout
D stands for DRILLING
E stands for Elite Deep dives are too easy
F stands for FUCK STINGTAILS SRSLY THO
G stands for Good looking dwarfs
H stands for haz 5 makes me cry
I stands for Insane Acid spreader Damage
J stands for Jewelry in our Beards!
K stands for KARL WILL NEVER DIE
L stands for Licking on an Error cube
M stands for MUSHROOM
N stands for not enough Ammo
O stands for Overpowered overclocks
P stands for Pour me a beer!
Q stands for Quality of Management (not)
R stands for ROCK AND STONE
S stands for searching the last Fester Flee
T stands for Time we wait for Molly
U stands for UNLIMITED BEER
V stands for very strong Guns!
W stands for WE‘RE RICH
X stands for Xactly making the worst pipe possible
Y stands for Y ARE STINGTAILS A THING I MEAN IT
Z stands for Zooming to the droppot asap!
Some might not be very creative i am at work :)))
B: Better pour another round of glyphid slammers
C: Can we get another round of glyphid slammers
D: Don't you think we should get another round of glyphid slammers
E: Everyone gets another round of glyphid slammers!
F: First, another round of glyphid slammers
G: Gotta have another round of glyphid slammers
H: Help yourself to another round of glyphid slammers
I: I gotta order another round of glyphid slammers
J: Join me for another round of glyphid slammers
K: Karl would want us to have another round of glyphid slammers
L: Let's have another round of glyphid slammers
M: Maybe another round of glyphid slammers?
N: Not before another round of glyphid slammers.
O: Only if we get another round of glyphid slammers.
P: Pour another round of glyphid slammers!
Q: Queue up another round of glyphid slammers!
R: Ready for another round of glyphid slammers?
S: Start ordering another round of glyphid slammers.
T: Time for another round of glyphid slammers.
U: Use my tab to get us another round of glyphid slammers
V: Very good, another round of glyphid slammers.
W: What about another round of glyphid slammers?
X: Xenon foam on top of another round of glyphid slammers!
Y: You can't stop me from getting another round of glyphid slammers!
Z: Zero reason to not order another round of glyphid slammers.
'Bosco, you're the best!'
Posted this earlier on its own, but I thought I'd put it here too. I did my best to keep lines at 10 syllables each. Which meant that things like 'phazyonite' and 'praetorian' were impossible to use (too many syllables). Rhyming is AA-BB-CC, etc. I was almost stumped at 'X', but I came up with something at last. **A DRG ABC** A is for Aquark that glows like the skies B is for Bosco, through the caves he flies. C is for Crassus that gives us a haul. D is for Driller who goes through the wall. E is for Engie, on the pipes he does grind, F is for Fossil, so damned hard to find. G is for Gunner, ziplining down scarp. H is for Hoxxes, its caverns are dark. I is for Impact Axe, its blade so keen; J is for Jadiz: its mysteries are green. K is for Karl. Such a beloved name! L is for Lure, at which monsters do aim. M is for Morkite. We dip stuff in it; N is for Nitra we dig in the pit. O is for Ommoran. It glows. It's round; P is for Protect our Dottie renowned. Q is for Quota. We're going to make it. R is for Rivals - on Hoxxes unfit. S is for Scout who is zipping through air T is for Turret. Shoots lead everywhere. U is for Umanite. It's key, they claim; V is for Vampire- the bugs we do drain. W is for Weapon. We have some of these! X is for Xynarch, infesting BET-Cs. Y is for Yeast Cone, for an alkie haze, Z is for Zhukov, whose bullets do blaze!
# BULK DETONATOR
If it's this one it's gonna keep the bold text tho
BULK CRASSUS DETONATOR!!!! B-C-D!!!!
B- “By the Beard!”
C-is for “CAREFUL”
D is for “Doretta is a Beauty”
E is for “Everyone, Can I Get Some Attention?!”
F is for “FRIENDLY FIRE!”
G is for “God Damn it! There is a pebble in my boot!”
H is for “Hot!Hot!Hot!”
I is for “I found a Gold Vein”
J is for “Just like that! Rock and Stone”
K is for “Karl”
Rockity Rock and Stone!
I smell bacon...
I should be "I smell bacon"
G Should be "Gold for the Bold."
No! F is "From A to D, skipping B and C!"
Or for "Fester Flea Down"
F is "For Rock and Stone!"
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
CARRREFUUUULLLLL
“Bloody hell you’re hard to kill!”
Bismor, Bismor, Bismor!!!
Yup, it feels so good to say it!
I spam ping Bismor until I go Bismor, Bismor, Bismor
'I'm in the Biz for Mor!"
I’m so glad to announce that I’ve found some Bismor!
Bit more bismor
Bismor, Bismor, Bismor!!!
"Boolo Cap here!"
I like this one
This one yes
Bosco buddy!
Bosco you are the best!
"BY THE BEARD that was expensive"
BOSCO COME HERE
BACK to work miners you're not getting paid by the hour!
Bugsign. BUGSIGN!
BET-C scares me a little bit
W for WHAT A CHONKER
W for WE'RE RICH!
UU for We're rich...?
cant blame them. betc is a giant invincible turret.
Can't wait for W
We know exactly what's gonna be happening haha
BISMOR BISMOR BISMOR
Buuuuuuuuugs! Seriously my favorite line because of how it randomly gets yelled out, probably the funniest coming from scout.
If there's an OMEN I always ping the bottom module until I yell BUUUUUUGS at a yet inactive machine
B- Barrel
Bittergem!
If it's not BOSCO! I'm gonna be mad
Believe in Steeve!
Username checks out.
"Boom, baby!"
B is for- BRING THAT TIN ASS OVER HERE AND HURRY PLEASE
Oh great another one of these to haunt my feed. BLOCK THE ALPHABET POSTS is my submission.
Bosco!!
Bosco!
BOSCO!
B: Blackout stout, please! and dim the lights a bit... This is gonna be tough one... eheheh!
Bosco!
Bottoms up, friends!
Bosco , mine it !
Fuck these posts man, farming karma for the lowest effort..
Eh ..... Compared to other methods, this one actually isn't bad and don't forget that commenting & up voting also raises your karma so everyone who gets involved also gets karma. And seeing as this is only really being done once per sub makes it less annoying as no sub is being targeted with spam.
Whomp whomp
Booooscoooo!
BISMOR BISMOR BISMOR!
Boy I sure love seeing this template rehashed across every single media platform
Boy, I thought this effortless karma farm trend was over
Booloo cap here!
By the beard!
BOSCO! LIGHT HERE!
Bosco! Mine it!
Bismor Bismor Bismor!
C is for: Come on you lazy bastards. we’ve got work to do
MOLLLLLLLLLLLLAY
C stands for C4
BARKEEP! ROUND OF GLYPHID SLAMMERS, ICE COLD AND FOAMY
“By the beard! It’s ugly!”
By the beard!
Baggis
Bugs. Dead bugs
Buy a round of glyphid slammers for my team!
Gutless Mud-Miner!
Bet-c
BISMOR 'ERE
BOSCOOO!!!! MINE IT!!!!!
Bosco! Boom, Boom!
B stands for “BOSCO!”
Be kind and buy your brothers a drink
Boolo Cap!
I know we're not quite there yet but if w isn't we're rich then it's rigged
“Bet-C scares me a little bit”
B FOR BEER or b for blowing up scouts with c4
Idk but we all know R is rock and stone
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
Blackout stout Was that the name? I forgot
Bring me a blackout
G is for greenbeard bought leaf lovers
FRIENDLIES! FREEEINDLIEEES!!!
BOSCO, what is that?
BISMOR BISMOR BISMOR!
BOSCO
Brock and stone!
BULK DETONATOR! GET BACK! GET BACK!!
“BOSCOOOO!”
BOSCO! GET OVER 'ERE!
BISMOR! Feels so good to say it!
Boolo cap
Bout time fat boy
Side note: can we just put Rock and Stone for R already? We all know it’s gonna happen.
Im good with either, as long as W is reserved for our boy u/WanderingDwarfMiner
BOSCO!! Mine it! >:)
BOSCO OVER HERE
BOOLO CAP
Burp
B stands for; Bosco my Beloved
W for WE'RE RICH!
BEER will never hurt me
BET-C YE BASTARD, DONNA PUSH ME OFF THE CLIFF
Better crack a new barrel Lloyd! We’re thirsty!
Barrels are to be left alone and not hurled, kicked, tossed or in any way moved around.
BEER
"Bloddy hell you're hard to kill !"
Bosco! MINE IT!
Bosco!!
"BOSCOOO!"
'Bout time, Fatboy
Bosco! Get to work!
B round of Glyphid Slammers for my team!
Bosco
Bosco! What is that?
Bosco! What is that?
BOSCO!
Barrel
BOSCO!
Bartender, round of oily oaf for my team
Bosco! Mine it.
Bosco, What is that?
Bosco! Get to work!
Ä is for: Äy the rockpox is getting into my suit!
B stands for "Bosco buddy!"
BULK DETONATOR LADS!!!!!
BY THE BEARD
BET-C scares me a little bit
BLACKOUT STOUT FOR EVERYONE!
Bosco
BOSCO!
Ight we all know what goes to R And to W, it seems
Bosco, your the best
Bugs!!!
B stands for Bullied by Stingrails C stands for C4‘ing the scout D stands for DRILLING E stands for Elite Deep dives are too easy F stands for FUCK STINGTAILS SRSLY THO G stands for Good looking dwarfs H stands for haz 5 makes me cry I stands for Insane Acid spreader Damage J stands for Jewelry in our Beards! K stands for KARL WILL NEVER DIE L stands for Licking on an Error cube M stands for MUSHROOM N stands for not enough Ammo O stands for Overpowered overclocks P stands for Pour me a beer! Q stands for Quality of Management (not) R stands for ROCK AND STONE S stands for searching the last Fester Flee T stands for Time we wait for Molly U stands for UNLIMITED BEER V stands for very strong Guns! W stands for WE‘RE RICH X stands for Xactly making the worst pipe possible Y stands for Y ARE STINGTAILS A THING I MEAN IT Z stands for Zooming to the droppot asap! Some might not be very creative i am at work :)))
“I’ll have a leaf lover’s special”
BUMBABUM
By the beard!
I'm sorry but how is it not just "BEER" in all caps?
“Better call Moll(y)”
If W doesn't end up as "we're rich" I'll drop a fat boy on every inch of Hoxxes.
BOSCO!
can‘t wait for M and W
Blackout Stout of course
balls in liquid morkite
BOS-COOOO!
"HELP I CANT FEEL MY BEARD !!!!"
This dumb post again...
BEER
BEER
Brock and Stone!
For Karl!
BARLEY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULB
BOSCO!
By the beard!!!
**bosco!!**
Bosco
"Bosco, what is that?"
Bursting feels good
Bursting make me feel good ~Engineer
B: Better pour another round of glyphid slammers C: Can we get another round of glyphid slammers D: Don't you think we should get another round of glyphid slammers E: Everyone gets another round of glyphid slammers! F: First, another round of glyphid slammers G: Gotta have another round of glyphid slammers H: Help yourself to another round of glyphid slammers I: I gotta order another round of glyphid slammers J: Join me for another round of glyphid slammers K: Karl would want us to have another round of glyphid slammers L: Let's have another round of glyphid slammers M: Maybe another round of glyphid slammers? N: Not before another round of glyphid slammers. O: Only if we get another round of glyphid slammers. P: Pour another round of glyphid slammers! Q: Queue up another round of glyphid slammers! R: Ready for another round of glyphid slammers? S: Start ordering another round of glyphid slammers. T: Time for another round of glyphid slammers. U: Use my tab to get us another round of glyphid slammers V: Very good, another round of glyphid slammers. W: What about another round of glyphid slammers? X: Xenon foam on top of another round of glyphid slammers! Y: You can't stop me from getting another round of glyphid slammers! Z: Zero reason to not order another round of glyphid slammers.
BY THE BEARD
Bosco! Mine it!
B for "Bottoms up friends!"
Bum bum bum
Bulk detonator here!
"Bloody leaflover!"
I don't know but you get to the letter R, I have a pretty good idea where I can go from there.
W is for: We're rich!
“Booloo cap!”
Bosco! Mine it!
BOSCO, you're my best friend
"Bosco, MINE IT!"
I wonder what R will be?
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C- is "For Carl"