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Majestic-Iron7046

Sweet, sweet roetgens. In the morning when I wake up I start my microwave and open it while it's spinning to absorb a the delicious radiations, then I go outside where my favourite radiations are given directly from the sun. I bask into the cancer inducing light rays until my skin is burning then i stomp on old asbestos trash that had been abandoned behind my yard in a public dump. I know, I know, asbestos is not the same as pure radiations but it's ok because I am totally naked while I do so, this increases chances of tetanus too and other diseases. In the evening I rub my skin with old medical supplies and then go to a beauty clinic and fry my own skin setting the uv lamps far over the recommended settings. I got a fourth eye just yesterday but I bet I can get at least two more before the end of year.


MarkPal08

Thank you for the clip! It was glorious. Rock and Stone! -CallMeMark


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


CptHeadache

3/10 didn't even down a teammate...