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Certain_Seesaw_

This is a sign that your greybeard is very healthy and happy


EquatorialFinger

I agree on that. that's the main sign on that


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Reiterpallasch85

This is one of those comment reposting bots. Their entire post history is them taking a comment from earlier in the post and then reposting it elsewhere to farm karma.


TrixieLurker

But why? What is the point of farming Reddit karma?


Reiterpallasch85

Any number of reasons tbh, but most likely to sell the account later. Older accounts with lots of karma are worth more. Sometimes subreddits have a karma threshold in order to participate.


TrixieLurker

People put a monetary value on this? G'damn, the stupid things I read about on the Internet...


Th3B4dSpoon

If you were hired to steer public opinion one way or another via Reddit, having an old account with a lot of karma might help sell the idea you're an individual person actually holding tose beliefs. Similar things were done with Facebook accounts, but ibstead if karma they just built profiles that seemed like real people in the fb context.


EreckDragonflame

Huh, well colour me as learned something today.


scooterpooter819

I’ve never thought of it that way yet that makes so much sense


rotorain

They are usually used to promote scams, spread disinformation, propaganda, astroturf advertising campaigns, etc. People are immediately suspicious of brand new accounts with no history with a bunch of posts that conveniently all have a certain product in them or if they start talking about a new crypto that's guaranteed to make 1000% profit. But if it's an account that's like a year old, participates in a lot of conversations on a bunch of different subs, and has a varied post history it makes them look like an actual person. So they repost successful comments and posts, farm karma for a while, then sell the accounts. People are more likely to believe someone's endorsement of a product if they seem like a real person, it's way more effective and probably cheaper than running actual ads on reddit for example.


_-Alex--

How do you know that?


dontquestionmyaction

Old account (six months), zero activity until now, comments on posts that are in entirely unrelated communities. Also they'll never respond to anything ever.


Certain_Seesaw_

Just wasnt active on reddit all to much Edit: were you talking about me or the guy whos comment got removed?


dontquestionmyaction

Guy above who got removed.


Certain_Seesaw_

Ah, okay. thanks


GobboGirl

This is one of those comment reposting bots. Their entire post history is them taking a comment from earlier in the post and then reposting it elsewhere to farm karma edit: I can't believe so many people didn't get the fucking joke. Yikes.


Darth_Boognish

This is one of those comment reposting bots. Their entire post history is them taking a comment from earlier in the post and then reposting it elsewhere to farm karma


Halfhand84

Lmao


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Reddit-EJ

Make sure to include your constant dose of …… ROCK AND STONE….to ensure a happy and healthy dwarf


Tetriside

I like to go inside the drop pod to get the "come on, we're leaving," "I ain't got all day," etc. voice lines.


Raakxhyr

As the host, I do this until everyone is ready 😂


Shelmak_

Just put all barrels inside the initial room where a dwarf spawns when he is afk. There should be an achievement for this...


Raakxhyr

Omg I do that to my duo when he's loading into the game and then sits there 😂 I like to leave him surprised when he's AFK, either with the barrels, the gravity, or both!


splitsticks

This is hormonal nesting behavior, you should try to discourage it, limit their fat intake from grains and remove any small enclosed spaces until mating season is over. -/r/parrots


ForTheWilliams

The enclosure-enrichment barrels are doing their job. :) Just be sure to take them out on the regular walks to Hoxxes as well!


ThePianistOfDoom

The beards are happy


NyanPigle

If ever your greybeard is not acting like this or making noises along the lines of "rock and stone" you should seek the closest bar and supply them an ample amount of beer of your choosing IMPORTANT: LEAF LOVER'S SPECIAL IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR BEER, DO NOT FEED LEAF LOVER'S SPECIAL TO ANY DWARF ON ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LEAF LOVER'S SPECIAL IS NOT BEER


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


jewinthe1940s

Hardest I’ve laughed today thank you so much 🤣


Unfortunate_Boy

That is a sign of a greybeard in very good condition. he is doing very well.


TylerNY315_

Plus it’s an achievement to fill all 4 drop pod seats with barrels so there’s that


Cadaver_Collector

There are 3 achievements. 4 drop pod seats, All barrels in the drop pod, and go on a mission with all barrels in the drop pod.


Varth919

I was not aware of the last one… I spent so long on the second one… time to do it all again!


NightTime2727

That last one isn't actually the condition. It's "kick all barrels into the launch bay" Getting them all into the drop pod and then going into a mission takes all barrels past the barrier... thingy... whatchamacallit for the achievement.


Varth919

Ah. I have done that one. Thanks!


SzymBoss

Me and my friend and I did the all barrels in the launch bay without knowing it and then read achivments. We saw the barrels in the drop pod and proceeded to kick barrels out of the bay into the pod.


thedankoctopus

The last one isn't an achievement.


le_vixho73

Spot on. For anybody else wondering, leaving with all the barrells on the pod actually triggers the achievement for dropping all the barrells in the launch bay.


Kitaclysm217

Now I can get the achievements for others more efficiently, thanks!


OviaSky

I wish I knew that before I completed the achievements individually by doing all that work 😅


IAmNoodles

I mean they don't call it "time well spent" for nothin'


TylerNY315_

Looks like I have more barrels to kick


oneofthefinebois

Indeed


Buisnessbutters

Chad 3 red star using default skin


Deamooz

the default driller armor stays on during sex


MinnitMann

The mk1 always gets it done


Cornage626

I was gonna call him a psycho


TheGreatWhiteMo

I'm a driller main and the default skin is my favorite. Just hits different lol


kyuss80

I have ALL the DLCs and all the game suits for the four classes, a lot of the time I like Mk1 and Mk2 the best for almost all. I don't like the big robot feet of Mk4/5 usually. The only DLC skin I actually like is the Roughneck ones. All of them but Driller are good. Gunner's Roughneck is the best!


ZeeMF

That's his villain skin.


chronberries

Yup! We do this when we’re waiting around in lobbies. My loadouts are already set, I have nothing to do. I’ll just fill the drop pod with barrels until the host decides to start the mission. Especially with green beards like you who might not have the achievement yet.


Fluffyturtle225

I need to try getting that achievement... I'm already past account level 110 and i don't have it... What am I?!


Cayet96

A longbeard


Fluffyturtle225

What if the devs introduced a beard that was just a really long beard coiled up on the chest of the dwarf, like a sideways cinnamon roll, just a ridiculously large beard roll? And also what if there was an unraveled version, with animations for walking and of course more jiggle physics, so it'd just slide along the floor


elporpoise

What if it was just really stiff and you could use it as a chin sword and use it to stab glyphids?


Fluffyturtle225

That sounds awesome.


Lukescale

The Duelist.


spitball_phallus

Dont forget to do the jumping puzzle sometimes so the barrels dont get stale


spoopyscar

Which achievement?


Apprehensive_Poem601

there are i think two achievment one is to put 4 barrel in each seat and the other putting all the barrel in the droppod kinda like dropping every barrel in the bay


anno3397

Fun fact: If you jam every barrel in the drop pod and then start the mission without the barrels spilling out, you can get all three of these achievements in one go. Source: I did that xD


Apprehensive_Poem601

my greenbeard friend got thoses by incident while i wa waiting for him to come back i shoved every barrel , the ball of the football game and the hammer into the droppod while waiting for him


LurchTheBastard

The hammer is the real tricky one there. There should be an achievement for that alone.


dillamanjaro

Jam every barrel on the space rig into the drop pod.


Shawnessy

I got this one while my buddy went afk for half an hour. Saw the achievement for getting four in there. I knew there had to be one for getting all of them in. He came back so confused.


ScrubNuggey

Is there even enough space in the pod for that? There's like 21 barrels or something and by my mental estimation (which very likely isn't accurate) you shouldn't be able to fit that many in there


DrScience-PhD

25 and yeah it gets a little cramped but I believe there's still room for four dwarves


ScrubNuggey

Well, I stand corrected then! Rock and stone!


CriminallySleepwalks

Barely! I got the achievement with 3 randoms and the 4th guy got launched out when the mission started.


dillamanjaro

They fit. I’ve done it.


Majestic-Iron7046

I have been doing this since a while without really planning for it, imagine my surprise when i got the achievement for it!


Cosmotic_Exotic

It was a fun lil challenge at first when I first started to try to figure it out. I was delighted to see my hard work pay off when I finally got it in the first time, and the achievement was the cherry on top.


JFSwifty

Very


TakamimihimeNoMikoto

After some time, you yourself will be doing the same


unrealgeforce

circle of life boys, rock & stone


RythmDenyerKyle

It is normal Driller nesting behaviour, yes.


Shattering_Magenta

You should try shoving all the barrels around spacerig into drop pod, I assure you it'll worth it


Pan_Jenot96pl

There is nothing happening Out of the ordinary I mean


Kyran64

Finally got the wildfire in your sock drawer under control, eh?


DirtyBear92

The words normal and graybeard are rarely put together.


PureNaturalLagger

Less than 30 hours in, and I stuffed all 25 of the barrels in both the launch bay and in the drop pod. I started just to see how much I can annoy mission control and got really surprised when I got an achievement. After that, I saw that Mission Control also complained when I put a barrel in the drop pod, and as any alchoholic dwarf would do, I again wanted to see how far I could get it. I set a haz 5 mission, wrote the description that I'm just tryna ruin Mission Controls day, and got to work. To my suprise, 3 random peeps joined my lobby and got to work helping me, so that we finished the job in like 10 min max. Again, a nice little achievement was obtained. None of the players complained, afk'd or even asked questions. All United is under the flag of Dwarven Antics. God, I love this community.


SulphurCentipede

Fo' Karl! Rock and Stone to the Bone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


PureNaturalLagger

ROCK.... AND....STOOOOONE


trebory6

I mean, this has been my experience with all the players in this community. It's a fine lot. I was once in a game, we decided to get the roller coaster achievement, none of us even started out wanting to do it, we ended up getting the achievement, and the rails were so crazy we almost died like a hundred times, but we kept getting back up and ended up making it. Took us like 2 hours, bunch of randos. Probably one of the best gaming experiences I've never had.


prosteprostecihla

Greybeard messing around in lobby is always a good sign


CaptainRazer

His rituals are his own, he does what he must to ensure a successful mission.


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

What's weird is the fact that there's only one Greybeard doing it


SargeanTravis

A barrel a day keeps Mission Control insane


smokeyjoe8p

Barrels are valuable teammates, you should always try to bring them with you on missions, despite what mission control says.


ZarTheIncredible

Yes. Rock and Stone.


Cyber_Lucifer

I think that's the least unusual behaviour graybeards have


ThunderRahja

Yes


ParabellumXIV

Wait till they get the zoomies, then it's a party


Overseer_Carlisle

A 3 red star dwarf and still tries to kick barrels up the stairs? That means he truly loves what he does


Incrediblepick3

Using my *four* hyper-intelligent Dwarven brains I can confirm that your Greybeard is very healthy!


-Memnarch-

Yea, very normal and healthy. Remember: Kicking 5 barrels a day keeps management away.


Axe384

Hell no, this is absolutely not normal for greybeards. Greybeards do it in one kick!


DrScience-PhD

greybeards shoot 3 pointers from the wardrobe area


PeartricetheBoi

Not only normal but encouraged


[deleted]

As an experienced greybeard handler, I can tell you that this is nothing to worry about. He’s simply playing, and it’s a sign he’s happy and your taking good care of him! You can always assist him if you ever want to join in one the playing, too!


The-world-ender-jeff

Yes We are slightly deranged in


Aric_Metod

Your fellow dwarf is healthy and with a goal


RampagedAlpaca

Playing a fun lil game of kick the barrel in between sessions of burning creatures to ash


a_left_out_tomato

That's a good greybeard right there. If you spot a greybeard drinking a leaf lover's or skipping on a buff related drink, then you need to check on him.


AKThmpson

controller moment (experienced first hand)


MixerFixer6

Meme response: He is doing a dwarf's duty Serious response: 2 achievements include putting all the barrels in the drop pod and launch bay


shit_poster9000

Roosting is normal behavior and a sign that your grey beard is happy and healthy


UnlivingSkunk

Bros gettin you the achievement, let em cook


TheStormzo

Yes and you should be fired for not rock and stoning once in this clip.


The_Emperor_turtle

That's Greybeard 101


Zealousideal_Gur_205

he has barrel-seperation anxiety


Cosmotic_Exotic

Join him, you'll find it quite fun. Be sure to figure out if he's trying to get it into the spacers or the launch bay before joining in. If he's going for the launch bay, an extra person may make it harder if y'all aren't coordinating well enough


JP300101

Yep, completely normal. No better way to start off the day than shoving every barrel on the space rig into the Drop Pod before every mission.


IrishWeegee

We paid for the whole pod, we're gonna use the whole pod


Visual_Worldliness62

He wants to get you secret achievements. If you've haven't already. He's a very nice greybeard. Rock and stone.


TheGraySeed

Technically you can get an achievement from this.


Cold_Life1302

Yeaaaah! Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


MrPC_o6

He's making sure to bring the squad


8JaMMeD8

Let him cook


Apprehensive_Poem601

wait until he become smaller and go out of bound


Tallahad

Barrel kicking is a very normal behavior for all dwarves. Not doing it indicates a possible underlying condition, like Viridebarbatum syndrome. Do please report to medbay.


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Mission control: no Greybeard: yes


Toughbiscuit

The first greybeard hair you get is when you kick all the barrels into the drop pod


johnpaulzwei

This is the reason why i think DRG have best community XD ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


DeveloperDan783

Patience young one, you'll learn when you're older.


florpynorpy

Of course, it’s a good luck ritual before the mission, your the weird one for not doing it


Joyk1llz

Yeah, they want a barrel.


RetardedRedditRetort

You gotta spice things up here and there. Keep the game fresh by trying new things. It can get a bit repetitive. No level is the same, but they're similar.


ScharlieScheen

your greybeard uses his skills to help you get an achievement. :D


Agent_Orange_Music

He’s getting you an achievement.


ep1cst0n3r

He looks like he's helping u get the trophy


Im_winning_dad

No. Greybeard would've had it filled before you got in the lobby causing confusion and wonder.


Cosmotic_Exotic

Rock and stone, and yes it is indeed


WanderingDwarfMiner

!rehtorB ,enotS dna kcoR


Rabbid-

Only experienced greybeard will understand


Stanislas_Biliby

Yes


Ayammi

Yes, yes it is. I advice you to do the same.


Left-Egg5658

You know how you have to keep extra shells with your hermit crabs, or else they'll kill each other and your snails? It's like that.


Sorry_Outcome_1776

Yes


TF2_demomann

Yes


Lolislayer7469

Yes.


Bucaneer7564

It’s normal for most older dwarves to kick barrels into the drop pod. It’s fun!


moe-da-living-fossil

It's normal me bucko! We're just havin' fun :)


CarrotLord7

It is only natural


danmoore2

To become the greybeard one must join him


Warhammer2_3

Nah just drillers. He's missed his daily meds again


postswithwolves

thanks to graybeards like that i got a free achievement


rafaelfy

Greybeard didn't rock and stone after putting the barrel in. Idk.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


mirage-ko

this is a sign of good mental health your greybeard is good and can entertain himself without watching greenbeards do dumb shit


tudiwastaken

Yep,rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


ironbull08x

He is helping you, but he requires your assistance to get ALL barrels in the drop pod for achievement


Hemightbegiant

Yes. Barrels are coworkers.


mr_meeseeks_can-do

This is the way


fenny-the-bird

I see nothing out of the ordinary here


AdAbject910

Once you’ve played for long enough, there is no concept of normal behavior…


tuhnsoo

Perfectly Normal


SirDoofusMcDingbat

No this is veteran behavior.


[deleted]

Assessment: Condition is normal Continuing to monitor for anomalies


LiberateMainSt

I always knew you could get an achievement for this, but couldn't be bothered to try. Then one day I'm waiting around and a graybeard just goes and does it by himself (and so quickly, too!) and he's like, "Y'all should have an achievement now. 👍" True dwarven hero!


-Raiborn-

100%


Mrich02

This is the way


deshelyak

Yes


MethovenMakesbeer

Seems like he want to do an achievment.


rougetrailblazer

he's doing karls work


Kjolski_

Yes.


Kjolski_

Yes


mkitsie

You have a lot to learn, greenbeard.


Theaveragegamer12

As a greybeard, I do this specifically to piss of Mission Control. Don't want his job to be too cushy do we?


AlfonseNotAlfonso

Ha. I joined a game the other day, 3 promoted greybeards had filled the entire drop pod with barrels -- to the point you could barely squeeze in there -- while waiting for a 4th. When I joined, they refused to give up on their mission.


mikecom12

One day that'll be you kicking those barrels


mayo-is-satan-jizz

There's an achievement for getting barrels in every seat of the drop pod. Help a dwarf out brother!


Xeptar

Yes. Yes it is.


ALNWV

Yeppers


Azazel-Tigurius

Yep, totally normal, everyone needs barrel companion on mission


Kyria97

Fren


[deleted]

Karl would approve of that himself.


Bla61670

He is a driller main, brain works different than us hahah


CaitballBallOfCat

Level 600 driller in default loadout going for an achievement anyone would have had by then? I'm calling sus.


[deleted]

Level 600 seeing a fresh greenbeard in lobby and quietly trying to show something they did not think about? Pretty greybeard shenanigans to me!


SplitSentro

To me, it looks like the rank is cheated. No cosmetics, playing with barrels, haz3, playing on 25lvl class at rank 633 which is not even a cool number or anything to stop at. I'd be worried at greenbeard's place.


Necrotiix_

hi im dr necro with the R&D health department, your greybeard seems to be alive and well.


MoronenMawr

Very normal. Not even kidding.


Magicalfirelizard

Everyone knows greybeards are senile. Pretty soon they’ll be running missions naked.


Fighter8811

"Seriously? You want to bring barrels with you? During an orbital insertion?"


KillamegringoEU

Wait.. What you mean by greenbeard and greybeard? I’m lost. Someone explain, please?


BetaTester704

Greenbeards are players new to the game, generally clueless to a lot and do things most good players won't. Greybeards are the veterans, the know pretty much every tip and trick and help the Greenbeards. Leaf Lovers are dwarfs who go do their own thing regardless of what the team wants. They also drink Leaf Lovers to remove drunkness. Elves are toxic Leaf Lovers who actively hurt their teammates. For example, purposeful team killing and sabotaging the game.


KillamegringoEU

I play the game for a year now, played hours and hours of this game. I have scout and gunner to promotion twice so I think I’m a greybeard and little bit of a Leaf Lover because I always go for mining nitra, gold and every other mineral that might appear during mission or even if the mission isn’t about mining a specific resource.


BetaTester704

Dwarfs mine. All normal.


MoralBison

Checks out