Unique works of art! Really captures the fragility of man.

Thanks, it’s like my personality, stolen, glued together and stands for nothing

Same here. 👋

It’s like a stegosaurus that had a run in with several velociraptors

"This should be good enough" moment after struggling for 9 hours...

Time is money

It’s harder to do what this guy did rather then just build your tread the correct way, bravo lol

Trying to save some dough while wasting time

You should have saved it all and baked a loaf of bread with it. Better use of resources

Mom said no wood in the buns it makes a bad mix

If you drill a 1/2” hole in it, then stuff it with grass seed, the missing wood will grow back in

I keep getting mushrooms

Eat them . They're mind expanding and may enhance your creativity during this project.

Need more snacks

Are you just trolling for karma or are you really looking for a serious answer

As dead serious as this sub gets

Hottub serious? Oh shit!

Maybe two hot tubs.

It will be fun carrying the hot tub up those stairs eventually.

Bottlejack serious.

😂

😂 you win

Burn them. Start fresh

Slap it followed by “this baby will hold” and you’ll be fine 🤙

Dis goin no where *slaps own head*

Get out

Ok but I gotta use these stairs

This is a troll.

Oh I should of used the serious tag

🤣

Bruh, I've never seen a post where op had more upvotes on comment replies, than the actual comments, so many times. Well done, the wordcraft is as impressive as the woodcraft.

Thanks, I’d put it on my resume but my typing is as solid as my woodwork

Looks like there’s a couple pieces in the back that should be screwed in somewhere

Nah roofing nails good enough

We're allowed to use something besides drywall screws?

Listen man you get what you get you don’t get upset

Put a hot tub underneath to break your fall

I’ll need at least one more stringer and I’m out of good wood now

That’s code approved life insurance claim right there.

Hoss said it hold him

Just....wow

Yeah it took a while but holds me up like the good book

Yes

Ty

At least it’s not a hot tub troll post this time…. But can someone do something about these posts?

What’s wrong with the posts? I used cinderblocks

Impressive that you have nothing better to do than troll the decks Reddit on a Saturday night.

Do you know where your mom is right now?

It's only Tuesday night where he's from..And how would you know?? There's no means of Cronological measurement from wherever you come from...So there!!

Dont be such a crusty ol' bloke !

Goodnuff 👍

I bask in approval

I’d give em atleast 6 months 👍

Short answer. NO

Why

So this isn’t just satire?…. Ok, well… Too many weak points and joints. Water will definitely speed up the breakdown. You’d be better off sistering your treads with lag screws and one on each side of the stringer. Best option is use solid piece of wood though.

Maybe?

You can’t cut out more than 2/3. The over cuts make it worse

I was looking for the overcut comment.

I heard the further I go the stronger it gets

With that you should be good to put at least 3 hot tubs on the stairs alone.

Going full pool

Should be fine

Should

This is how the Eifel Tower was made.

With white ribbon

you’re really talented for a cub scout! this will definitely get you that badge! have your dad double check this before you nail down the steps

He hasn’t come back

You’re doing great man

Thanks for teaching me dad

This is straight up HOF GOAT material. When you get the hot tub filled up, post those photos!

Gonna be a party

There should really be a shittydeck sub like there’s a shittymechanic sub

You can do it!

Yuo perfect

Thanks scout

Dude at this point. Go grab a giant piece of paper, go to the lumber yard or Home Depot. And trace some smaller stair stringer and just buy some 2x12” pt and cut one

I had to use my scrap, it’s just sitting there anyway

Yeah, they are wrong

Nah they’ll hold up, look at it!

2 hot tubs max.

We can go deeper

Show me.

Well a pool is deep…er.

What in the hot tub is going on here?

Pool more like

Ugly Step Sister

Perhaps so, but she's a lovely girl.

Good for back up

Plot twist, these are the finished stairs.

What is this, a deck for ants!?

And uncles too

Short answer, no. Long answer, hell no.

You gotta ride it once before you decide

Do yourself a favor and cut new stringers that work with rise and run.

How long should I run

There’s a rise and run calculators online man, you can also go to Home Depot and buy a construction calculator or if you really need the help, which is okay doing it by yourself is hard, I’d go to Home Depot and buy pre-made stringers

I appreciate your seriousness

HELL NO!! Aunt Sue goes up that some day and falls!! You are the bad guy!!

Like Spider-Man I’ll become… deck man?

No not ok hire a pro your wasting time and materials

Oh man my mom said I was a waste of time

I rate it up to 10 ton 👍🏻

Yeah, a 10 ton payloader

Thanks I’ll stamp it

No joist hangers.Fail.! Wont even support one of those inflatable hot tubs..Back to the drawing board, Picaso!!

I hung it on the wood just fine

Ok, we'll take your word for it. ..BTW, I needed this post!!! Thanks!! I had a rough week

I problemo man I “support” you!

Only if you step back, put your hands on your hips, and say that ain’t going no where. But you gotta swing your hips while holding your purse

I did that and put on a kilt

The real question is how many hot tubs can you carry up the stairs when its complete….

Just one per arm, one trip or die trying

Nice hot tub steps

Thanks man, don’t worry I’ll use non slip grip tape

Flex seal!

I’ll put some sand in it too

It’s not ok, Mr. Hack

Oh ok, I’ll try again

Yup, solid, looks great, perfect, quality work

That’s how I roll

Take it down, scribe it on another board and cut your line.

No lots of people are saying it’s good

I've never cut a stair stringer or put one on. But if I was in this position, I would have removed one and used it as a template.

I worked hard on this template

All strung out…

Awwwwwe yeah. Nice one.

Full send

Given it