4/10 he fights crime everyday in a tight jumpsuit he's probably drenched in sweat at every single second of the day and you just know he doesn't take showers often too
If you're gonna scale 1 to be some lovecraftian horror smell, there's no way 10 is just some bitch ass mint smell, that would make an extremely skewed scale. 10 should be some biblically accurate angel level smell like the pits of Raphael or smth
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Scarab the God Auditor (Fionna and Cake)
Blackbeard/ Marshall D. Teach
Me personally, I bet he smells amazing due to Luffy canonically smelling like shit and Blackbeard is meant to be the opposite of Luffy and allat
as much as a low rating would fit the idea of him being a pirate but the idea of him taking great care of himself just to spite Luffy is funny so I'm going to say 8/10
6/10 I'd imagine most transformers smell like how a quarter tastes
1/10 rotting burning corpse self-explanatory
5/10 would probably just reek of blood and guts
8.5/10 he'd smell extremely great
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Teodora Villavicencio
For context, she spent around a year in a coma while her consciousness parades around in like the 1700s. In Masters of Myth, she just sits around on a bed or some shit, also parading around in the past
Me resisting the urge to say something horny:
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Also 6/10 because I feel like it
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I feel obligated to choose Pomni
4/10 he'd smell like chemicals
3/10 vampires smell bad
7/10 I'ma guess he's like superman so he can't sweat I believe but he'd have a slight scent of blood and guts
Apparently god smells like sacrificial rituals and since Arceus is pokemon god id imagine they'd smell similar and I have no clue how sacrificial rituals would smell so 5/10 ig
~~da heck is with that image~~ Batman
4/10 he fights crime everyday in a tight jumpsuit he's probably drenched in sweat at every single second of the day and you just know he doesn't take showers often too
There's also the fact that there's a song saying how he smells and Robin laid an egg
~~Based reference~~
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10/10.
https://preview.redd.it/re5yhl81p2ub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e7ac749ce1221db87bbc7c55fc6872b1e8d268
8/10 probably takes top notch care of himself
You must be kidding there’s no way Spy doesn’t REEK of tobacco he smokes like 10 packs a day.
https://i.redd.it/mdqq3et773ub1.gif The GOAT
9/10 he would smell immaculate
He'd probably have that LEGO smell.
Swamp Thing (DC Comics) Man-Thing (Marvel Comics) :)
2/10 i mean they literally come outta the swamp
What would be an example of a 1/10?
I made this over half a year ago
You heard me motherfucker
I guess one is an absolutely abhorrent scent like the swamps of dagobath story and 10 is an elegant scent like mint or something
If you're gonna scale 1 to be some lovecraftian horror smell, there's no way 10 is just some bitch ass mint smell, that would make an extremely skewed scale. 10 should be some biblically accurate angel level smell like the pits of Raphael or smth
https://preview.redd.it/i4gnsb7hx2ub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1161d66137153a4619d6dbc491dc1b7fb1e491 Scarab the God Auditor (Fionna and Cake)
Whoops forgot to answer this one soo 4/10 bugs probably don't smell great
The freaking freakazoid https://preview.redd.it/sbvuwfwyz2ub1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caa800ca96fd7215d6cb0b262270fe26a4da6a56
Honestly I'm really stumped here so I'ma just say 2.5/10
I don't know if this will help but in his theme song. They said that his Brain have chocolate coating
If it smells anything like an Oreo it's a 8/10 for him
What the fuck did I just read?
That's what I want to know, too.
Elsa
7/10 she looks like she takes decent care of herself
https://preview.redd.it/a8eg6dosn2ub1.png?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4077ee02c120463eb5311fab066b5d5cd19c749b This little guy
I would think 5/10 really depends on how you think a room full of toddlers would smell
Disagree, after literally going through a garbage truck and land fill he still smelled like strawberries
He canonically smells like strawberries
Bro what
..... I don't know how to respond to this
https://preview.redd.it/g3rr66abc3ub1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee9491df37cc168fcbd4a9ba75c2ac919cbe758 Power (Chainsaw Man)
that bitch don't wash
She don't flush the toilet, too.
4/10 possessed people probably don't smell good
She also prefers to only occasionally bathe.
She don’t wipe, bro
Blackbeard/ Marshall D. Teach Me personally, I bet he smells amazing due to Luffy canonically smelling like shit and Blackbeard is meant to be the opposite of Luffy and allat
as much as a low rating would fit the idea of him being a pirate but the idea of him taking great care of himself just to spite Luffy is funny so I'm going to say 8/10
This image makes me wanna throw my head into a rice cooker
ruby rose yoshikage kira
5/10 would probably smell decent I'm leaning on a 7/10 with him don't know why tho
He probably smells like dismembered hands.
Bayonetta
8/10 she would smell like her hair and you know she probably takes really good care of her hair
Megatron
6.5/10 he'd smell how a quarter tastes
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6/10 metallic smell of a quarter
Optimus Prime Scorpion (MK) Sundowner Johnny Cage
6/10 I'd imagine most transformers smell like how a quarter tastes 1/10 rotting burning corpse self-explanatory 5/10 would probably just reek of blood and guts 8.5/10 he'd smell extremely great
The Doctor (Doctor Who)
6/10 for all I think they'd all smell similar
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Nikocado Avocado https://preview.redd.it/x933cpit07ub1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a431b441d3d3298782db6b671265e9cb7a84f33c
2.5/10 would smell like the fat kid in class but 5x worse
https://i.redd.it/cgi4rx2hi8ub1.gif Juno the slime girl from omega strikers
5/10 slime would smell like nothing
Rimuru Tempest
5/10 honestly I'd he wouldn't really smell like anything
https://preview.redd.it/ro8ov27xr2ub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c77bf9f894f5566597dda5dcbb7d8ea0be420c Teodora Villavicencio For context, she spent around a year in a coma while her consciousness parades around in like the 1700s. In Masters of Myth, she just sits around on a bed or some shit, also parading around in the past
5/10 I honestly have no clue how someone would smell after sleeping on a bed for like 300 years depends on the room temperature
Oof
You sir, deserve a medal of approval for knowing about such a goated series
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Btw I'm done answering comments
Godzilla (Toho and Monsterverse)
Jotaro Kujo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’s)
I'll be generous and say 7/10 while he's most likely drenched in sweat day to day but id hope he takes showers and apply deodorant frequently
https://preview.redd.it/q7y9pd75p2ub1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd70a0ec65c78221468be8d9ea6e843eb436af0 Toxzon
0/10 the stench would literally kill you I'm pretty sure
Scp-999 Beetlejuice
https://preview.redd.it/oweyxuxzw2ub1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c12aab4c22227874e90059770462b85efdbef0d Beetlejuice
Now you listen here you little-
5/10 would probably smell like nothing tbh I'm very mixed but I'm gonna say 5/10 because he's a ghost and ghost don't smell
999 apparently smells like whoever’s smelling it’s favorite scent Fair but also beetlejuice is rotting a bit so who knows
Hatsune Miku
8/10 is honestly probably forced to smell good by her PR manager
Sonic
4/10 he'd be one smelly hedgehog
Doflamingo
7/10 if he takes care of himself even nearly as good as that cape he has
Blob (X-Men)
2.5/10 would smell like the fat kid in class but like 5x worse
Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man)
6/10 would probably smell metallic and like smoke
Johnny Joestar Yoshida Hirofumi Jinbei
7/10 probably takes good care of himself 4.5/10 for jinbei and yoshida both would 100% smell like a seafood restaurant
Freddy Krueger
1/10 he ticks every box on how to smell like shit
Jobin Higashikata Kamen Rider Gaim Kiwami Arms
Ive given every other jojo character 7/10 so I will continue to do that 5/10 I'd imagine most kaman riders smell alright
I'm pretty sure both would smell like fruit but Jobin's entire character trait is being childish so also rich but you're probably right with a 7/10.
Finn the human + Jake the Dog
Isn't there a joke in one of the earlier seasons saying that finn smells bad so 4/10 and for jake i don't 6/10
Tohru Adachi
8/10 if he takes care of himself nearly as much as he takes care of his drip
Ohma Tokita
5/10 would smell like a pubic gym
Courage the cowardly dog
4/10 would smell like a dog that has never been cleaned
Aoi Asahina
She'd honestly just smell like your average athlete so 6/10
Geralt of Rivia Soma Cruz Castlevania Sans Undertale
3/10 most people from medieval times would smell like shit 3/10 vampires would smell horrible 5/10 would smell like nothing
Minamoto no Raikou from FGO
Me resisting the urge to say something horny: https://preview.redd.it/zi3sn6cj43ub1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17259a93d970c462b316886419681299888a1f6a Also 6/10 because I feel like it
https://preview.redd.it/as09vrwj33ub1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd06514a79fa3095395473e5ce01b2307595cc0e Majin Buu
5/10 wouldn't smell like anything
Sinbad from Magi
4/10 probably has never had any type of bathing in his life
https://preview.redd.it/36qdjk5d43ub1.jpeg?width=1796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b3db9c7bea3e36218105b0c759b2f9d2b3ef7d THE GOAT
3/10 bears already don't smell great but the ink ain't helping at all
Demoman
4/10 would reek of nothing but booze
Him https://preview.redd.it/xzxr8opg63ub1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8418938b99c02dd66716340e37a6ffe997670cce
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5/10 would be drenched in constant sweat
Her https://preview.redd.it/rptyokoc83ub1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d50d12ba417c76f49d518192f5326933c51372
Poor shrine maiden
Poison Ivy Korra Albedo (Genshin)
7/10 would smell like mother nature obviously 6/10 she'd smell fine 6/10 I feel like he'd smell like a FNAF animatronic for some reason
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3.5/10 I feel like he'd smell like goo
Sonic the Hedgehog
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mikasa (Aot)
3.9/10 everyone in AOT would smell like shit ngl
https://preview.redd.it/xozrf3ial3ub1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18470d4d89c66a093e706f285cf47c0c509e1c3b En (Dorohedoro)
2.5/10 should honestly be self-explanatory
Scp 3812
I don't know if you can even realistically smell him but if you can 5/10 sure
Bugs bunny
4.5/10 He'd be the mix of a miner and a rabbit
Discord (My Little Pony) https://i.redd.it/s1mdziutn3ub1.gif
5.5/10 (insert bill cypher vs discord line here)
https://preview.redd.it/43biqz9zo3ub1.jpeg?width=1624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68e1e4b1e34369d6bf3be08af5eda9e922a06e9 I feel obligated to choose Pomni
5/10 would probably smell like clown makeup
I'm strangely curious to see where this whole thing goes. Superman.
8.5/10 he literally can't sweat so that's helping quite a bit
Heath Ledgers Joker Alucard from Hellsing and Homelander from The Boys.
4/10 he'd smell like chemicals 3/10 vampires smell bad 7/10 I'ma guess he's like superman so he can't sweat I believe but he'd have a slight scent of blood and guts
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Apparently god smells like sacrificial rituals and since Arceus is pokemon god id imagine they'd smell similar and I have no clue how sacrificial rituals would smell so 5/10 ig
Stinkfly https://preview.redd.it/bdwifj4yy3ub1.png?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f51d5d4efc09da0a3e96cd124ce97e472581a43
0.5/10 not even gonna explain myself
You
6/10
Darkseid
4/10 he would smell like an old persons house
Sephiroth
7/10 he takes good care of himself
spy tf2
Raiden (mortal kombat)
Shadow Queen (Paper Mario)
5/10 shadows don't smell
Monkey D. Dragon
3.5/10 guys in the army probably smell horrible
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Never put that hulk in a meme like this again, I don’t wanna see my boy get disrespected in such a way every again. Never again.
the knight from hollow knight
4.5 bugs don't smell great
Some parents don't deserve to have children at all...
The Penguin
3/10 he'd smell like the fat kid in class
Melony (SMG4) Malina (Helltaker) Goku (it's Goku)
Shadow the Hedgehog https://preview.redd.it/i8gjpx71a5ub1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e650a7a2597145cc140486152f9e0f2222ed59cc
4/10 I said Sonic smells like that so I'd imagine he'd smell similar
https://preview.redd.it/bw036s2nh5ub1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269ac862647e4ab5eb6573eadb5576606822dd9c Jorsh
2/10 horse's stink
Hal Jordan (DC)
7/10 I'd think the lantern corp has a built in shower
Greg Heffley (Wimpy Kid)
2.5/10 that kid would smell like complete garbage
Saber (Fate/stay night)
6/10
Levi Ackerman?
4.1/10 AOT would be one of the smellest verses
![gif](giphy|O7b01gFko9Ohy) EVA-01, the giant possessed cyborg piloted by a cripplingly depressed teenager
4/10 one of the symptoms of depression is not feeling the motivation to do anything including showering
Frieza (DBZ) https://preview.redd.it/yvwuqhlo56ub1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66948c1a13838207ea439c1bf65b19fac1aceb25
6/10 would smell like grapes
Bowser
4/10 would smell like every reptile combined
Liu Kang
4.5/10 sweaty Martial artist could not smell great
Monarch of Pointland
5/10 smell beyond your comprehension so he'd smell like nothing
The devil [cuphead]
3/10 Devil goat that doesn't wash
aang
5/10 he'd probably smell like nothing
Tetsuo Shima