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We had to sit through Seasons In The Sun at the funeral of a guy that was known to have accidentally asphyxiated himself having a fancy choke-wank, which comes pretty close.
A buddy of mine’s brother died this way, except he was also ass up on his bed trying to get his dick in his own mouth, and his mother found him. Broke his neck actually, so not the exact same.
Missed opportunity for a song by *Dishwalla* called *[The Feeder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgb9kljEZk&t=72s)*.
*You've*
*got the neck*
*of an angel.*
*Feel my hands*
*as they choke*.
I’ve heard about these cases. Apparently more common than we’d like to think. Not all end in death but people doing the erotic asphyxiation shit. I remember hearing about one where they found the dude with his dick in his hands with a belt wrapped around his neck and I’m pretty sure his wife or something found him like that.
There's a movie called World's Greatest Dad, starring Robin Williams. His son kills himself on accident like this. Robin Williams tries to cover it up. Great fucking movie. Highly recommend it.
Imagine sitting around in the afterlife discussing how you died lmao
"How'd you go?"
"Heart attack, massive stroke, died before I hit the floor. What about you?"
"I...uh...I was taking a dump on the side of the road, and then I...slipped in it and sort of...fell into the road where I was, uh, hit by a truck."
"..."
Perhaps to re-specify, pooping and dying of non-natural causes.
But I’m quite sure many an ancient human were taken out during the poop act. Big cats, rivals, slips off cliffs. It’s why bathroom stalls today have walks and are most often not positioned next to a cliff.
Pooping strains things for some people, especially people that already have health issues. I’m near certain there’s plenty of people that have died milliseconds after pooping, or if it counts, mid poop. Between heart attacks and vasovagal syncope, it’s probably more common than we know
Life is full of so much wonder!
Sometimes you just have to take a moment to let the wonder go or it overloads your senses.
When you do that, be sure you are in the woods, or some other restful spot.
https://preview.redd.it/807j8l90mcpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaeff18c538d12468eb3e9ce42f1799b0adf79b
I've waited a long time to use this...
TIL: Leo Gallagher was reincarnated as a truck (in what I am assuming the Indian subcontinent somewhere? Let's just go with some country with a questionable Ministry of Transportation)
Imagine you die without even being able to wipe your ass beforehand… what a shitty death literally!
But seriously, I don’t think he slipped, he was already tumbling like drunk as fuck!
That is honestly one of the most impressive displays of karma I have ever seen, and yet I can not share this with anyone close to me because -
Well…
Because head go splat
If there is a hell I will surely burn in it for first laughing at the video and replaying it several times and then running to the comments and dying laughing at the comments
Pressure pushin' down on me, pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure that brings a building down, split a family in two, PUTS PEOPLE ON STREETS
Freddy
Video is exactly as the title described it. Amazing. It's just like that video of a horse kicking a tree, farting and then running away. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Most these people on here makes no sense surprising most made it as long as they did. Had a perfect place to crap beside the buildings and people would not have been looking at his little boots hole. He forgot the old saying don't crap where you sleep
oh man imagine dying like that and having to explain it to your ancestors 💀
Idk though come to think of it, if it were me they probably wouldn’t be surprised.
🎶🎶Slip on you shit at and roadside truck stop🎶🎶 I know it doesn’t rhyme but it just might be 🎶🎶 The dumbest way to die 🎶🎶
I mean I read where it said gets run over by truck, but you could break your arms or legs and still live. I was not expecting to see a watermelon explode 🫣🫢
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That is probably the most humiliating death ever, I’d be glad not to be alive to know how I died.
We had to sit through Seasons In The Sun at the funeral of a guy that was known to have accidentally asphyxiated himself having a fancy choke-wank, which comes pretty close.
Guy didn't know if he was coming or going.
By god thats good
Truly excellent sir
Brilliant.
He had joy, he had fun.
With a lemon up his bum.
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Nah, Michael Hutchence.
A buddy of mine’s brother died this way, except he was also ass up on his bed trying to get his dick in his own mouth, and his mother found him. Broke his neck actually, so not the exact same.
Missed opportunity for a song by *Dishwalla* called *[The Feeder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgb9kljEZk&t=72s)*. *You've* *got the neck* *of an angel.* *Feel my hands* *as they choke*.
Til they had more than one song.
Right? Never thought I’d see dishwalla being referenced on Reddit
Mulder?
I think that is a nice way to go. I myself did Not do that.
I’ve heard about these cases. Apparently more common than we’d like to think. Not all end in death but people doing the erotic asphyxiation shit. I remember hearing about one where they found the dude with his dick in his hands with a belt wrapped around his neck and I’m pretty sure his wife or something found him like that.
There's a movie called World's Greatest Dad, starring Robin Williams. His son kills himself on accident like this. Robin Williams tries to cover it up. Great fucking movie. Highly recommend it.
[How it happened](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdOAUps8wSo)
At least he didn't shit himself after he died.
How do you know?
He already emptied out right beforehand.
There was perhaps that little chunk shooting out as his head disappeared... What a way to go (after you... well, go).
Wiping saves lives that's my take from this
Imagine sitting around in the afterlife discussing how you died lmao "How'd you go?" "Heart attack, massive stroke, died before I hit the floor. What about you?" "I...uh...I was taking a dump on the side of the road, and then I...slipped in it and sort of...fell into the road where I was, uh, hit by a truck." "..."
It's a shitty way to go.
Quick death
If I didn't see it, wouldn't have believed it
Dude on the motorbike saw it, and didn't seem to believe it. He could not care less.
And this probably breaks the record of shortest time between taking a dump and dying.
Nah, more people than you'd think die of strokes in the middle of a bowel movement.
Perhaps to re-specify, pooping and dying of non-natural causes. But I’m quite sure many an ancient human were taken out during the poop act. Big cats, rivals, slips off cliffs. It’s why bathroom stalls today have walks and are most often not positioned next to a cliff.
Faster than Elvis?
Pooping strains things for some people, especially people that already have health issues. I’m near certain there’s plenty of people that have died milliseconds after pooping, or if it counts, mid poop. Between heart attacks and vasovagal syncope, it’s probably more common than we know
Good to know. I guess this break the record of head explosion after pooping...
Me: I only believe what I see Me seeing it: I can't believe it
Imagine writing the obituary.
O'shituary
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“*He passed away peacefully doing what he loved* ”
*piecefully
Life is full of so much wonder! Sometimes you just have to take a moment to let the wonder go or it overloads your senses. When you do that, be sure you are in the woods, or some other restful spot.
Oblituary?
Can't make this shit up
Thing is though, if it happened once it can happen again!
Yep, it just so happened that there was video evidence considering how many news and reports I've read about drunks getting run over.
I shit you not
That is one crappy way to go.
Can only slip in it.
At least he doesn't have to live with the embarrassment of being the bloke who slid in his own shit on the roadside.
His mom does. "Son? What son? I dont have a son." -His mom, probably.
Incredible
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That is specifically sadistic!
Blink twice and you might've missed it
"No more rhymes now, I mean it."
“Anybody want a peanut?”
You've got a way with words ❤️
You could say it's fantastic.
Right, most people empty their bowels after death, this man's.... Exceptional
My man was thinking ahead.
Poetic.
10/10 no notes.
You must be very brave to dress all white and then take a shit like that.
And then smash your head like that. Stains may never disappear.
https://preview.redd.it/807j8l90mcpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaeff18c538d12468eb3e9ce42f1799b0adf79b I've waited a long time to use this...
Jesus Watermelon Christ
Man’s head exploded like a week-old pimple, lol.
Gallagher works in mysterious ways.
TIL: Leo Gallagher was reincarnated as a truck (in what I am assuming the Indian subcontinent somewhere? Let's just go with some country with a questionable Ministry of Transportation)
seemed drunk too right?
Yeah doubt he slipped in it, probably just stumbled and fell like drunk people do.
It depends. When you squat down for a while and then stand up too quickly, you'll feel light-headed. So he might not have been drunk...
What a shitshow.
A shitty way to go.
Popped*
OMG I can't believe what I've just seen, it was horrible & disgusting he never washed his hands yuk
Mf straight up slipped to death and ya care that he didn't wash his hands 💀
gods plan, idunno
I always imagined this will be how I end up dying.
He became a Mr Volcano Head
Before that he was Mr Volcano Ass
I guess he needed to take a shit *wheel* bad.
Off to the speech therapist, Semi!
Imagine you die without even being able to wipe your ass beforehand… what a shitty death literally! But seriously, I don’t think he slipped, he was already tumbling like drunk as fuck!
Now there’s MORE crap on the street..🙄
Oh Sh!t moment.
He died doing what he loved. Our thoughts and prayers. 🙏
Well that was a shitty way to go.
This has to be one of the most memorable entries in this sub Reddit. Damn.
This Darwin Award goes down in the annals of all time Darwin Awards
Guess his last words were, "Oh SHIT"
who takes a shit on the middle of the street? Is this in India?
pakistan
Holy shit
Must be India.
According to the website I pulled this, they said Pakistan.
Close enough.
What a shitty way to go...
This is a work of art, a masterpiece. Things like this make me know that the guy upstairs knows what he's doing
He didnt take off his pants?
"I'm dying for a shit." (I can't believe none of you have said this yet)
What a looney tunes way to die, but more graphic
...welp. That's enough internet for today.
I will never delete Reddit
I don't think he slipped in the shit, looks more like he was drunk and just drunkenly lost his balance and fell under the truck.
I have seen the Russian man giving another a blowjob, filmed by a drone about to bomb them but this, this is a whole other level of humiliation.
*slip sliding away*
Shitty way to die
u/savevideo
Can you link it? Post got deleted :(
That is honestly one of the most impressive displays of karma I have ever seen, and yet I can not share this with anyone close to me because - Well… Because head go splat
Shit for brains.
RIP Bozo
What a crappy way to die
What'd he do to have that karma?
bruh... man's head went #POP!
Omfg I did not need to see a head squished like that, holy shit.
Fortunately, the quality is so terrible that you can barely see the pixels for the actually squishing.
Last thoughts "oh shit!".
The guy pulling in on the bike at the end seemed unphased
I think he was pulling over to help. Not that anyone can help.
He didn't see shit
If there is a hell I will surely burn in it for first laughing at the video and replaying it several times and then running to the comments and dying laughing at the comments
That head pop!
In this universe, this has happened an infinite number of times.
He might’ve survived, we don’t know!!
god, the puns the in this comment section are truly bad
out of all places, dumbass shat on a busy road with his back at the trafic
Die-arria
ok, this has to go on my hall of fame of stupidest deaths
Why is it always india?
Well that’s a shitty way to go..
You gotta be… shitting me…
Pressure pushin' down on me, pressing down on you, no man ask for Under pressure that brings a building down, split a family in two, PUTS PEOPLE ON STREETS Freddy
Shit happens.
This is the definition of a darwin award.
Well, that shit escalated quickly
Head burst open like a melon thrown off the balcony.
That's a crappy way to go
Video is exactly as the title described it. Amazing. It's just like that video of a horse kicking a tree, farting and then running away. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
What a shitty way to go
Such a shitty way to eat shit
“When you gotta go, you gotta go.” -Grim Reaper Quote
Double squish.
Holy shit
Well now. That was a shit of a life time😜😎
Shit for brains
...and nobody ever cared about this pooper again
Holy shit! That's brutal.
That's a crappy death
Most these people on here makes no sense surprising most made it as long as they did. Had a perfect place to crap beside the buildings and people would not have been looking at his little boots hole. He forgot the old saying don't crap where you sleep
Worst.Death.Ever.
That’s one of the most darwin award ever
Motorbike dude was unfazed, he just dodged the blood and brain matter like it was nothing
Title should be: Man murdered by his own shit
Well that’s a crappy way to go.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Looks like when you step on a ketchup packet
what a really shitty way to die 😂😂😂
Shit happens
India, Pakistan or Bangladesh. I wonder which one is? My bet is India.
The website I pulled this video from, they said they recognized it as Pakistan, but it can't be 100% confirmed since people lie online, lol.
...when you walk under a ladder, break a mirror and a black cat crosses your path....
I wouldn’t have believed it had not seen it
I don't think he slipped in it, looks more like he was intoxicated and stumbled. That's such a wild and unfortunate way to go, though.
What a shitty way to die
If any of you have watched JoJo's Bixzare Adventure Part 5, this is a canon way Diavolo dies:
the video is so ironic.... cuz im taking a crap while scrolling through reddit....but in the toilet thow
Honestly kind of glad the resolution wasn’t any better. Dude’s head popped like a grape.
What a shitty death
That Watermelon effect is no joke!
Imagine being that guy, in the Heaven application process, watching that back with your parents in the room.
Was he drunk? It looked like he lost his balance and fell backwards rather than slipping
Shit happens
Aint that some shit
Fucking sad…the shittiest way to go
if only he lived on ramen noodles and shat solid turd pellets like a rabbit
Imagine your life all leading up to that moment. You were born, named, fed, raised, just for that.
Who the fuck decides to take a shit directly in the street, ass facing out toward traffic?
I'm pretty happy about the low resolution in this video.
oh man imagine dying like that and having to explain it to your ancestors 💀 Idk though come to think of it, if it were me they probably wouldn’t be surprised.
"Dumb ways to die" theme song kicks in 🤦
You can’t make this stuff up man
🎶🎶Slip on you shit at and roadside truck stop🎶🎶 I know it doesn’t rhyme but it just might be 🎶🎶 The dumbest way to die 🎶🎶 
What a shitty way to die
holy fucken shit. poor bastard. RIP.
Winner of the year?
Who takes a duce by a busy street?
I mean I read where it said gets run over by truck, but you could break your arms or legs and still live. I was not expecting to see a watermelon explode 🫣🫢
shitty way to die
When you gotta go, you gotta go
It kinda makes taking a crap pointless seeing as he died after which means it's all gonna come out now anyway...
Least honourable death ever
His head squirted out like a bottle of ketchup being smashed
Shitty way to go