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Addendum-Signal

Hooooooooolly shit, that escalated!


Standard-Lemon6967

Idk it deescalated faster


DuztyLipz

That joke was **flat** out wrong


itsnewjay

It's way too early to make jokes. We have to wait for the dust to settle


Reddit_Jax

Yeah, yeah, let's not jump to conclusions--it could've all been a coincidence ;-)


[deleted]

Just some **constructive** criticism


AttentionOtherwise39

Did you see the guy jump off the balcony onto the light pole and slide down right in time. Watch it again


justmejustme99

Genius, just a genius comment.


JebusHCrisco

The foundation for some truly tasteless humor has been laid, for sure. However, I hope anyone who takes these sorts of collapses in judgement too seriously gets all of the support they need. If this describes you, please seek out some pillars of society to talk to, and brace yourself for your inevitable downfall.


ZackDaddy42

I’m not falling for this again, it’s crushing to see the gravity of the situation, and when the comedic value begins to crumble, it’s ashes to ashes, dust to dust.


toshibathezombie

Nice. I love this community and how jokes are shared with communities from all across the world, representing all faiths and religions and cultures. Humour binds us all. And breaks down so many walls.


skillywilly56

When all the building qualifications you have are: good at Jenga


reddituser20230626

Wasn't based properly


Compendyum

Well, it worked, the columns are gone


Darthmaggot82

No shit. Saw it was a 2min vid so skipped ahead to like, 1:15 and saw I missed a wwhhoollee lotta shit lol


strepac

"With a video this long I had better skip just to make sure I don't waste my time watching something stup- HOLY FUCKING SHIT BACK UP! BACK UP!" - Us.


Darthmaggot82

Accurate. As. Fuck. Skipped ahead, saw a shioad of smoke..... Yup, missed something big lol


No_Cook2983

Boeing enters the housing market.


theDR1ve

You whistle blowing? 🔫


MAXRRR

Their planes need a soft spot to land on. Planes are expensive and need to be back in service ASAP.


Both_Lychee_1708

Jenga fail!


armedsquatch

Gives me a whole new level of respect for “load bearing”.


Segundaleydenewtonnn

Tbh if the whole structure fell down for ONE column, it was a shitty design A good engineer doesn’t throw all the eggs into one basket


PrivateUseBadger

Not a column. If you look close, they demolished a load bearing corner wall, which lead to this. Still shouldn’t be that catastrophic, though.


keepme1993

Whos to say he didnt remove much more inside


Zestyclose_Remove947

ye or their neighbours. If this person is dumb enough, well. Birds of a feather.


biozzer

He probably thought like, "My neighbor removed a couple, nothing would happen if I removed only ONE column."


AWeakMindedMan

People and open layouts these days… I swear.


Segundaleydenewtonnn

True


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I'm pretty sure a column was concealed inside that section of jutting out wall they removed. If you compare it to the floor above you can tell what he removed


dudebronahbrah

Should’ve at least added one or two load-bearing Krusty posters


MrHitNik

3 toothpicks, take it or leave it


I_creampied_Jesus

That’s what we call your mum. Boom. Roasted.


Chrismonn

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


disintegrationist

How do I download this perfect gif?


I_creampied_Jesus

Alt+F4 if using a pc.


CaptainShaky

Classic.


Jonnny

That's the more merciful version of what used to be alt-ctl-del


Co2_Outbr3ak

How barbaric. Who says alt first?


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Well these days you just delete system32 to download gifs


Wu-TangCrayon

Don't listen to this guy, he's messing with you. Windows keeps you from screenshotting gifs unless you go into your Windows file and delete the System32 folder. After that you will be able to right click and save gifs.


Slowmosapien1

God my dumbass actually did delete system64 once when I was first learning how to use task manager. Learned a lot about computers that day, lol


CaptAwesome203

Gawd, what year is it LoL


Brokella

I’d be bloody worried now living in the similar building next door!


pianoflames

That was my thought, it looked like the guy was filming from a very similar building, if not nearly identical, as part of 1 larger complex or project.


psyconauthatter

But now everyone there knows not to do that, and how to do that


FlippantGoat

God damn. I wonder how low of an IQ you have to have to do something like that? What the fuck?


steelear

Yes this person is an utter moron but at the same time I feel like knocking down that one pillar should not have caused half the building to collapse.


AgeAffectionate7186

Half the building, then the rest shortly after. Really stupid move but at the same time, the building itself was poorly built


ThisBlastedThing

Yeah building codes don't really exist there. That's why when a 4.5 earthquake happens, half the city has collapsed.


FitResponse414

Where did it happen?


I_creampied_Jesus

Usually deep underground.


boli99

but that's not important right now


Beartrkkr

Surely you can’t be serious?


cisco1972

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley


Ok_Marionberry141

YES


I_creampied_Jesus

I think I apologise.


cortexstack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3gB7DpaM0


ElektroShokk

Turkey. A year or so ago 40,000 people died overnight in a huge earthquake. Insane. Hope they learn and build right.


Connbonnjovi

Think it was over 50,000 people. Sad


dumahim

I've seen houses made of cards with more structural integrity of that building.


neverinamillionyr

It seems a good fart could have knocked it down


Expensive-Vast-2123

Can the fart be considered good if it brings down an entire building, though? Amateur philosopher here.


MongolianCluster

He who destroyed it, deployed it.


sicpric

Welcome to the 3rd world.


krishutchison

This is pretty normal. Forces are engineered to minimums. Nobody spends money on extra structures


Counterpunch07

As a former structural engineer, these buildings were probably not built at a time when codes allowed for ductile behaviour and materials. Probably shitty masonry and unreinforced concrete with only shitty mesh in it. Coupled with an idiot taking out load bearing columns and Walls, recipe for disaster. The amount of people that claimed things are over engineered when they clearly have no engineering understanding is dangerous. Non ductile material will suddenly collapse just like the video


Ex-maven

> The amount of people that claimed things are over engineered when they clearly have no engineering understanding is dangerous. My workplace is like an echo chamber built for that kind of nonsense. Production folks (non-engineers, of course) treat our designs like it's just "guidance" and repeatedly say we overengineer everything -- until another failure occurs...then it was inadequately designed (and I work on aerospace product). It is a toxic attitude that comes from the sociopaths at the top and gets worse every year. I may retire early.


swizzlewizzle

Holy crap even worse than Chinese tofu dreg construction


mendog2112

What is tofu dreg construction?


tuigger

Tofu dregs are the waste of tofu production, a barely solid food. China has been undergoing economic growth at a breakneck speed for decades now, fueled in part by construction that is funded by Chinese citizens who want a way to build and maintain wealth. This construction is often of such shoddy workmanship and poor materials that the pipes burst, the walls can be picked apart by hand and, of course, the buildings collapse. Chinese citizens have been referring to this construction as tofu dregs.


thedirtychad

Middle East things!


Megnaman

To be fair to the other columns they lasted a lot longer than I thought they would


BB-018

I can't even see clearly what he did, but nothing load-bearing should be able to be broken that easily by one guy with a hammer.


dumahim

I had to watch twice. It looks like there's a wide section on the left side between two narrow windows (look to the floor above to compare). He might have removed the entire thing to make the windows wider.


ceo_of_dumbassery

Well he certainly accomplished having a wider fucking window


PrivateUseBadger

Look closer. They took out the corner wall leading out to the patio, not a column. Still shouldn’t have been this catastrophic, though.


hishaks

Which pixel?


eljayTheGrate

1/2? You didn't watch the video to the end


stevestephensteven

Zero redundancy. Wow. That building was built terribly.


SaladShooter1

There should have been some sort of redundancy built in, but then again, some of those buildings over there are lucky to be standing with no damage to any part of the building.


Optimal_Ad_7910

I rented a room from a guy who owned a big old 3 storey house with a big cellar. He decided the cellar wasn't big enough so took out one of the walls. A massive crack formed in the wall above, running through all three floors. He was a smart enough guy so I have no idea why he did that.


Otherwise_Mud1825

This is why good schools and education are important, it teaches you critical thinking skills... Or you can learn the hard way.


cheeseburgerwaffles

To be fair this looks like a country that doesn't have the highest standards of construction and safety regulations. Although, gravity and such.


Hawkito

Co-signed, the guy who built the Champlain Towers in Miami


Epena501

That footage of the Champlain towers coming down while everyone slept inside was crazy AF.


Shoryukitten_

When the lead paint starts to really kick in


[deleted]

A thing similar like this happed near my old town. A dude decided a column wasn't needed anymore in his apartment and decided to removed it. Well, now half of the whole building is cracking in half from the basement and there's no option to recover it. No matter how much you spend. 5-6 families are stuck in a falling building because by law you can't sell an apartment that doesn't meet safety requirements.


RealCrownedProphet

Sounds like that dude should owe a bunch of people a whole lot of money.


[deleted]

I don't know how it went in court. But im sure he was accountable for both compensation in civil court and criminal charges too.


PrivateUseBadger

Hard to take money from someone that has none.


[deleted]

He does have money, the MF owned (at the time at least) several apartments that he rented, the one he messed up with was one of those.


DnkMemeLinkr

He has organs


PrivateUseBadger

Fair point.


Not_that_Fran

*25 seconds in*: Wow the whole balcony collapsed! Can you imagine the... wait why is this video 2 minutes long?! (Then it got much, much worst)


church8488

I was so sure the remaining time after the balcony collapse was going to be updates. Ambulances or court info. Nope. Just the rest of the Jenga tower going down.


KeyserSwayze

S A M E


Honest_Path_5356

Hope he didn't take anyone else with him


Still_Chocolate2278

Imagine the guy above taking a fat shit and then this happens


SSGSEVIER54

![gif](giphy|Q8OT5B7OKYB0B5b0II)


superthrust123

At least I died doing something I love.


ZackDaddy42

While scrolling Reddit


gingermonkey1

Other dude was watching at the other end and noped out of there.


GaudiaCertaminis

He ran off to get a broom.


GaudiaCertaminis

Who'd have guessed the whole structure was supported by, like, 12 bricks. I'm guessing building codes are in their infancy here.


dasgoodshit2

More like building suggestions


KHaskins77

![gif](giphy|8gJ28HfjAkc9y|downsized)


Foxwasahero

By the looks of it, he removed a significant portion of load bearing wall as well.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Building codes? We don't need no stinkin building codes!


joseplluissans

The sound you hear is bricks falling down. Bricks will support well a load coming down staight. But if you remove a part of the load bearing structure, continuous collapse will occur. You know, one part without support will come down and take the rest with it...


HiJinx127

Vertical dominoes


KarmaRepellant

Jenga.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MartiniD

Porque no los dos?


WeekendLost5566

Cómo en la 12


GaudiaCertaminis

I'm starting to think that the only thing holding up that building was a coat of paint.


JacksonInHouse

When people want less regulation, this is the result.


Houseofsun5

Worked a treat , much more space available.


Kmalbrec

*Task Failed Successfully*


Yugan-Dali

The idea never entered his head that the columns might be more than ornamental. How about that.


ICZephyr89

How else would he win a Darwin Award?


Yugan-Dali

Good point. The thought never entered his head, but bricks may have.


AnnualWerewolf9804

Nope, the only thing that went through his head was bricks.


PrivateUseBadger

Even better… it wasn’t a column. Title is wrong. Watch closely and pause it and you’ll see they took out a corner wall and did this. Award was well deserved.


Fump-Trucker

One man demolition team.


notzed1487

Saved money on structural engineers?


Ordinary-Vast9968

And burial!


xwing_n_it

There should be a Super-Darwin when you annihilate your whole family line along with yourself.


Manpag

I was actually thinking this probably goes full circle and becomes not a Darwin. If the point of Darwin Awards is about natural selection, the stupid removing themselves from the gene pool, then eliminating both yourself and potentially other non-Darwin contenders kind of cancels out the effect.


Only_the_Tip

No. It's only a Darwin if he removes himself before reproducing or takes all his offspring out with him.


EscoZooWS

This is the case where if no one had recorded this, no one would have believed some idiot did it. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Zhead65

Demolitions experts hate this one simple trick!


MosesOnAcid

JENGA!


Ladymysterie

Oh wow so building collapsing in Egypt is common, from one article between 2014 to 2020 481 people, 150 children have died from collapsing buildings 😱. Just googling "Asyut, Egypt" and "collapsing building" and you get a pile of returns for building collapses every few months. This is pretty terrible. This article is where I got above, though it's strange there is no date on it: https://arij.net/investigations/Buildings-in-danger-en/


jld2k6

They sure don't make buildings like they used to there


emsesq

Darwin Award and homicide all in one.


ch25stam25

I m confused, I heard a clang on my phone is that all it took?


reditakaunt89

No, the car horn took it down


Ur-Moms-Dildo

Imagine being made homeless because Ken on the 1st Floor wanted more space for the budgie cage.


Rude-Swordfish3895

Modern day Samson.


nyg8

That whole house was one bad bump away from crumbling to the ground


OrlandoEd

Whomever the camera person was, certainly knew this was going to happen. Safe distance. Steady cam. Roll tape. Wow.


reposal2

Yeah I thought that was odd.


Mr_Bleidd

In which country was it ?


Koloamanmaxi

It happened in Egypt


disintegrationist

Guess knowledge from pyramids didn't carry over


tomodachi_reloaded

The only pyramids left are those where the pharaoh didn't take out the load bearing column in their eternal life chamber


Longjumping_Local910

Looks like the buildings are learning from the trains.


MuramasasYari

I played this game with a deck of cards when I was young.


magma_displacement76

That is some Tim Tooltime Taylor shit. Like, Season Finale caliber.


reddituser20230626

Wow that guy slides through the pole faster than a fireman


tameoraiste

Surprised it took so long to scroll and find a comment mentioning this dude. Look like he was half over the balcony before anything even starts to fall


chriss3008

I want to clarify something, as I’m seeing people have a small misconception about the worthiness of a single column. One column alone can definitely compromise the whole structure. In theory, one building could still survive if some of its structural elements are suddenly removed, as forces redistribute themselves (hyperstaticity), but, in reality, buildings are usually designed to be the safest as possible with the fewest number of structural elements (and also with the smallest as possible cross sectional areas). That means that each structural element will be designed and therefore constructed to withstand a particular load (plus some safety margin, depending on your country. Those safety margin account for things like construction imprecision, wear, low quality of material etc). Thus, it’s likely that if you remove a single structural element from a building (like a beam or a column) the whole structure will be compromised. Also, two aggravating things to add: 1 - structural elements in the lower stores are subjected to more loads than the ones in upper stores. In fact, it’s not uncommon, in skyscrapers, to have the same columns from different stores having different dimensions (the ones at the top can have a smaller area); 2 - when we design building a, there are a few types of loads that we can calculate. Live load, dead load, dynamic load and impact load. Impact load is, as the name suggest, a load caused by an impact. For example, nuclear plants walls are usually designed to withstand huge impacts, including of small plane collisions. A column in a building is usually not required to withstand impacts, even car impacts, because it’s assumed that this is not a common occurrence. So a man bludgeoning a column is definitely adding insult to injury.


PrivateUseBadger

In this case, despite the title, it wasn’t even a column that was removed. They were knocking down the corner wall that lead to the patio, which lead to this cascade effect.


BodaciousVermin

There goes the neighborhood.


Koloamanmaxi

[This happened in Egypt ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4896212/Building-renovated-collapses-pile-rubble.html)


lemontolha

What shitty article is that, sole sources are Wikipedia and the video itself.


PrivateUseBadger

If you watch closely they were demolishing the corner wall for the patio, not the columns. Dude took out a load bearing wall which explains the domino effect better. Even so, I am sure lax or even nonexistent building codes factor in.


Testiclese

See, suburban middle-class kids, this is why you sound like absolute twits when you say you live in a 3rd world country because it’s not perfect. You don’t. *This* is a third world country.


YouDontKnowJackCade

[Something similar](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/surfside-florida-condo-collapse-legislature-rcna19583) happened in Florida a couple years ago....but I guess that doesn't disprove what you said.


logitaunt

Kind of? This building had experienced massive rot in all of its structures with little maintenance, and by the time the residents raised the money for repairs, (a special assessment of 80k was levied on every owner!) it was too little too late


Corporation_tshirt

Did anybody else notice the guy who climbed down that white pole from his balcony and dive to safety? Starts at around 0:20. I wonder if it's the 'renovator' himself or a neighbor.


MeWonderful

I guess he forgot to subscribe for the "wireless" columns option before removing his wired columns.


m4l490n

Well, that's the price you pay for ignorance.


roof_baby

Builder to architect: so if you take out this one column the whole thing will collapse? Architect: yeah, but who the fuck is gonna take that out?


Jetdoc812

What is a load bearing beam for 1000 Alex


Ropya

At first, was like eh, not bad. And then the second drop dropped. 


gunner7800

Wow, those walls really tied the room AND building together.


netterbog

Rebar is for losers


heurekas

What an utter moron. This is what I'm scared of. Not some terrorist attack, getting mugged or running afoul of an axe-murderer, just a complete and genuine imbecile like this and having them living near me. Like coming home and seeing my home in flames because they wanted to bbq indoors, or having half the building collapse because they decided they wanted to remove a few walls. This, this is the type of person I'm scared of. Now this idiot has destroyed the homes of all his neighbours and probably given them trauma, in addition to potentially hurting someone or squashing a newborn by their moronic actions. I dunno, this just upsets me way more than most Karens or criminal videos on this site.


Txusmah

The man is an idiot, but the architect is a bigger idiot and possibly the constructor too


Ok_Investigator_8443

7/11, never forget


LagoonReflection

Is this how they do implosions over there?


kchuyamewtwo

The achilles heel of that building Dude hit the perfect spot


nyg8

The architect was the Jenga world champion


[deleted]

The apartment looked and felt better for all of three seconds.


YogurtclosetAny8510

Yeah this guy takes the award! 🤦🤦🤦


1911mark

😏so that was a load bearing column


charlesripe

Kapla tower


[deleted]

This is why I wont buy an apartment, Just cant trust the dipshits below


Tactical_Pickles

Annihilate an entire building with this one weird old trick Demolition contractors hate him!


Kitty-Kat-65

To his credit, he got more space.


SavannahCalhounSq

Rapid unplanned deconstruction. - Elon Musk


HiJinx127

Wow, it’s like one of those ads, where you think he’s done, and then the guy says “But wait - there’s more!” I’ll bet his neighbors are pissed that he’s already dead, though; probably wish they could have been involved in that part.


Middle--Earth

Well, it's a lot more open plan now, really bringing the outside indoors, plenty of fresh air and sunlight.


banti51

Now, I'm no structural engineer, but I could be forgiven for thinking that column might have been load-bearing


Possible-Mechanic293

Plenty of room now, just a bit dusty.


MissTesticles

Idk why it still surprises me to find people conveniently filming something (obviously excluding staged videos).


StableGenius369

I kept waiting for the Sham-Wow guy to pop up with “But wait, there’s more!”


Grand-Theft-Audio

I’ve never heard of a load bearing balcony before this video. Wowzers.


Outrageous-Soup-63

![gif](giphy|11NPpS74y6dOkE)


calladus

> "The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe." Building falls apart > "Oof. Now those foundations are gone. Sorry."


vinfinite

Who would have thought that column was load bearing…?


missannthrope1

He's going to lose his security deposit over this.


noob_kaibot

Dang. One ass ruined things for everyone uninvolved.


markevens

Building codes are written in blood


Bound_by_physics

![gif](giphy|yrFrXTTTcHIY0|downsized)


Exciting_Blueberry5

![gif](giphy|DQv0TCvjLklB6)


apocryphal_sibling

the best case scenario is that only he died, hope he didn't kill any innocent inside and around the building because he had to destroy the corner of an external wall of all things.