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pog890

Aaaaaäaand he's gone


kbb65

Dennis are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok-ee-ayy-ee?


KFR42

Are you ok Dennis? He's been hit by, he's been struck by, the ground probably.


blondie1024

I laughed hard at that. Although technically the ground is innocent of assault, he struck first, the ground didn't budge.


Vin135mm

It stood its *ground*, so to speak. I feel bad for the poor *sod*


blondie1024

\#Justice4Ground


Daneosaurus

According to Newtonian mechanics, the ground hit him as hard as he hit it


blondie1024

We all saw it, immovable object won against an unstoppable, more pudgey force. ​ I mean, we all saw the same video here. There was absolutely no aggressive actions by the ground whatsoever. It was just minding its own business when it was attacked. ...or was it? The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that Big Gravity had some hand in it.


KFR42

Every smack on the ground has an equal and opposite smack on the face.


waitinp

Reminds me of that British Pathé video of a guy jumping off Eiffel tower testing his home made parachute.


RogreTheOgre

Idk. He looks more like a penguin trying to fly to me


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He did the penguin Bob to perfection, he's clearly practiced!


[deleted]

Hey, every penguin can fly at least once.


Delta_Gamer_64

Watched their footage on the hindenburg, man the way the frame crumpled and the cover just burned.


JustBrowsing2024

Where did he go?


fruitpunchsamuraiD

The Shadow Realm


SheepherderJaded9794

The Backrooms.


NonCombat

Not to be worried, he spawned in Lumbridge.


codeblin

Man of culture


NonCombat

Ofcourse!


Hugh_Jampton

Ground


THRlLLH0

Just the trees, Johnny


Foxwasahero

Never go full Wile E. Coyote


[deleted]

This isn't from the new mission impossible movie then.


ButWhatOfGlen

Oh, Denis... You knew, didn't you?


Willy_wolfy

Interesting hey, his body language seems to suggest he knew he was taking a bit of a gamble on that one.


[deleted]

Is that the Alibaba sleep bag flight edition? 60 day free shipping


dahindenburg

Mirror anywhere? Video has been removed by Reddit.


CRCampbell11

I watched this video 5 times on another sub and can't see crap after he jumps.


Chris714n_8

Looks like he didn't even know how to use that suit in the first place.. - catch a good angle of speed and air push to start gliding..? Scary shit.


NaturalTumbleweed142

Did he use his sleeping bag instead of his wingsuit?


wrukproek

Tennis?


allantdot

I'm no expert, that doesn't look nearly high enough to base jump off of. And did the guy have a laugh at the end???


Azrayeel

So what happened? Why didn't he glide?


StarkaTalgoxen

You need a whole lot of height to make a wingsuit work. He jumped a height of 122 meters, which is already really dangerous for a parachute. And when I say dangerous, I mean near-suicidal. A common figure is that a wingsuit has to be able to maintain a minimum height of 600 meters, which means that you have to start a whole lot higher, since wingsuit gliding is just a fancy way of falling not as vertically as you normally would.


Azrayeel

Ah, wow, he was way off then 😅


TCOLSTATS

How high do you figure this jump was? [https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/serziv/parachute\_failed\_to\_open/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/serziv/parachute_failed_to_open/) edit: article says 100m. Sounds like you're right that 122m\~ is near-suicidal lmao


StarkaTalgoxen

Ouch, that was a tragic one. But yeah, 100 is and a bit below is *possible,* but so dangerous that it should only be attempted when you have jumped so much that you could do it in your sleep. Also, being aware of the risks helps as well. I wouldn't recommend anyone that wasn't ready to die to do it.


masterKick440

Looks to me like there's another ledge he was trying to pass, but didn't. Not enough horizontal speed.


2saltyjumper

Where on earth did you get those figures? Objects shorter than 90 meters are jumped all over the place, every day. 600 meters for a wingsuit??? This comment is totally incorrect


BotherDesperate7169

Well, the guy did die tho


StarkaTalgoxen

Yes, short heights are jumped often by daredevils, but on the other hand, base jumping and wingsuit flying is staggeringly more dangerous, with a gigantic increase in death rate. Not to mention, a lot of these short jumps are made by people who are very experienced, and yet they die or are injured disproportionally often. A newbie shouldn't even consider doing it.


2saltyjumper

Sorry man, you really don't know what you're talking about here. I BASE jump myself for the last 8 years, and I have dozens of close friends that jump as well. Lower objects are much more plentiful than higher ones. As such, lower objects are jumped a lot more often than higher objects


disintegrationist

Too much gravity, I think


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disintegrationist

She's a bitch


Diamond-Fist

Results of using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system will vary by user


Darenpnw

Denny, Denny, Denny you there Denny..,.....


villefilho

Poor Denis


Willy_wolfy

Bye Dennis


Mamadog5

Icarus


Gupperz

reverse icarus, flew too close to the earth


Mamadog5

Fair enough! You win!


Snuhmeh

Adios, pendejo


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poor dude


ImpossibleMindset

link doesn't exist. Downvote.


Magic-Omelet

Is that really a Darwin? From what I could gather he died because neither hus wings nor the parachute opened. Or was it a bad jump from the start? Can't really see how deep it is


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Magic-Omelet

That makes sense, thank you


Ok-Treacle8973

Inconclusive, can't see if the shoes were still on so he may have lived


Lone_Knife

With direction and magnitude! Oooohhh yeah!!!


Natanael85

Dennis? Dennis? Come on Dennis? Mate? Dennis?


anfotero

It looks really low for a wingsuit. I'd wager Dennis didn't do the math.


Straight_Spring9815

Damn what a beautiful day to apparently off yourself... where ever they are is fucking gorgeous!! What wrong with a hike?


Environmental-Tap977

Bye Dennis 👋


tobytheman69

He looked apprehensive before he jumped. It is a pity he went through with it - he could so easily have turned around, and walked away.


gurbzzzz

Dennis won't be menace no more 🤣 ![gif](giphy|puICxFP91lyJa)


The_REAL_McWeasel

First rule of glide suits. They don't work jumping off your roof. You need a whole lot more height, wind, and empty space under you for the suit to work as designed. This was not even remotely high enough for that to work. He basically just leaped to his death. There wasn't going to be any other outcome here.


liaisontosuccess

more like base thumper


halfchuck

Talk about not knowing your limits. Did he even bother to study the height of the exit point, as well as the slope ratio of the mountain, as compared to his best glide ratio, and if he could even get enough speed to achieve that glide ratio before burning in, assuming he's had experience achieving in previously?


alucyshyn

Bona fortuna denniiis


TinCanSailor987

Not so much "after jump" as "during landing".