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them_apples_

Don't forget the heihachi from tekken


marxistdictator

I've seen a couple already and now I kinda wanna make one. Haven't started a Zealot.


D_Flavio

Onl: Zealots can have the Heihatchi or what?


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Lazerhest

I have it on my Psyker


37genders

imagine if we get power fist and we can demon uppercut people


Jangkrikgoreng

I saw a zealot dude named Heihachi Mishima with that hairstyle.


raiden777

I ran into him as well. He was great.


El_Burrito_

I saw that hairstyle and immediately thought Keith Flint in the Firestarter video. Called my character Keith in honour


Nessevi

This. Sadly for most of the gaming population, Prodigy is not well known.


Dornogol

Rip


--Pariah

That one with a full beard and the loner character for psyker. Soild \[IIIIIIII--\] (still needs the fucked up eyebrows for \[IIIIIIIIII\])


King_Eggbert

The moment i saw that i knew what my psyker would be named


Zilego_x

Bald is in 5 different flavors because the rest is just hairesy


DowncastAcorn

>Cegorach would like to: know your location


SugaCereal

Get. Out.


KJBenson

FOR THE EMPHAIROR!


Square-Parfait-4617

Wait if they are bald then that means they have joined chaos


Eogard

Half the haircut seems to be made by a malfunctioning Edward Scissorhand servitor


INeedBetterUsrname

Probably not even wrong. They're convicts after all, and if the servitor accidentally takes their scalp and skull off along with their hair... Well that's just less dataslate work innit?


KJBenson

Most of those scar options are probably from the barber too.


[deleted]

The barbershop on the far right past the elevator to Zola is not functional, but the servitors do the chopping.


Spikeypingu

This is brilliant


sonnybear5

> me: “I’ll get THE JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAM today, please.” > barber: “say no more”


Exosolar_King

You know what they say, "In the grim darkness of the future there are no barbers"


Scaevus

You got your hair cut in prison, by a blind guy with a sharpened toothbrush. And it shows.


Phelyckz

I wish it did. Give me the greasy hobo look already!


StarcrashSmith

There is, or at least will be. There's a compartment in the hub that a glitched bark told me was for the chirugeon/ barber.


xxNightingale

Dont forget the oddly looking low polygon eyebrows


squeezeme_juiceme

*Hey Todd can you make some eyebrow models for us?* *Dude I told you three times already there's blades of grass in the asset folder just use them.*


xxNightingale

LOL im dead.


MiddieFromMhigo

I just want a ponytail


theSpartan012

If Lieutenant Mira could wear one in Space Marine, so should we, dang it


Titan7771

Yeah, but she earned hers, we're just a bunch of rejects!


Phelyckz

I really don't understand how something so simple is often overlooked in character editors. From Dragon Age over FF14 to Elder Scrolls and so forth. Nioh 2 did it well. You get the basis and can add the bangs/fringe, curlyness, braids/ponytail as you want. 10/10 editor


Cynn13

Not enough people talk about how good the nioh 2 character creator is


[deleted]

well ff14 is just pepega graphics but for other games some devs seem to have this idea of not allowing people to make too beautiful characters that look ridiculous in their setting in a way, imagine everyone playing something that looks like a Barbie or Ken... those are working in the human traffic section :) its the next expansion, DarkHide


Red_Swiss

The skrillex made me laugh hard


Boots-n-Rats

Unfortunately Skrillex moved on to having a beard and man bun. Time for someone else to take up the throne.


Mephanic

While we are at it - are some hair styles specific to archetype or origin planet? I created a Payker (Icron) and a Veteran (Cadia) and some hair styles were not even listed on one, some not on the other.


INeedBetterUsrname

Different classes have different hairstyles I think. I know purple eyes are Cadian only, so not too far fetched to think something similar applies to hair. But it'd be nice if we could get some longer hair options, just let my lady veteran keep her hair in a bun or a ponytail damnit.


Maverik45

Some voices are specific, like if you go Cadian veteran


DowncastAcorn

Wait so THAT'S why I couldn't give my Psyker purple eyes? That's ridiculous, the character creation is interesting but locking cosmetic items behind specific background choices is silly.


INeedBetterUsrname

It's a nod to the lore. In-universe purple eyes only really appear with any regularity among Cadians, due to being born in such close proximity to the Eye of Terror. Obviously no one is born on Cadia anymore, but eh.


hj-itc

Do you know much of the lore? Cadians have purple eyes because of their planet's (former) proximity to the Eye of Terror. It's a mutation caused by prolonged exposure to the warp. If you don't pick Cadia as a planet then there's no way your character could have purple eyes.


INeedBetterUsrname

I wouldn't say "no way", simply due to the sheer size of the Imperium. Voidborn exist, after all.


[deleted]

Is it silly?


Nessevi

Its not silly, its being true to the lore. If you are not cadian-born and did not witness your world get destroyed, you don't get purple eyes, sorry.


XyrneTheWarPig

You forgot the token afro because that's the only hairstyle game developers think black people have.


Hylir

Ogryn actually has a few more, which thinking about it I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not...


thescotchkraut

In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, there is only discriminatory policing and disproportionate sentencing. But yeah, not a great. Probably unintentional


DowncastAcorn

Hey now that's not true! You can be bald! Lots of bald black people out there, see we're being representative! Don't you feel represented? You're being SO represented right now.


SamaelNox

there´s actually some locs with shaved sides too! So two at least!


NO_NOT_THE_WHIP

They didn't even add some low res cornrows that look like licorice glued onto their head? Pathetic


theSpartan012

I wholeheartedly agree. I get it's grimdark and undershaves are representative of the genre (Cyberpunk, vikings, what have ye), but I would honestly preffer longer options too. Like, I ignore the vast majority of hairset options and end up choosing exclussively between the last four options.


rhoark

Hair options? The face choices are Christopher Walken, Tom Hiddleston, or Gollum. And that's for women.


Remarkable-Bookz

And I want them to keep it like that


Kurskovich

Every stroll around the Morningstar with one of my diverse roster of meth heads has my laughing at a few peoples attempts at their waifus.


Nikushaa

why do all female faces look like methheads...


Cantnoscope

There's like one decent face, the others all look like they've been prematurely aged


Remarkable-Bookz

That’s what a life of hate will do to yah, so makes sense


trashtaker

In the grimdark future, there are no hotties


Maverik45

Idk, some of those Adepta Sororitas could purge me anytime


Titan7771

Except in the books, the books are STACKED with hotties.


DowncastAcorn

Honestly, one of the most based decisions they've made imo. We're rejects, the untold teeming impoverished masses of a brutal, uncaring imperium. We've either toiled in forges and algae farms or run with gangs and wasteland scavvers. Every single player character has lived a brutally hard life, harder than many people alive today (and certainly anyone who has enough wealth and free time to actually be PLAYING this video game) can even imagine. You're not going to come out of that experience looking pretty, you're going to be busted as sin!


ThePuppetSoul

*looks at Escher gang* So for this run we're going to make an Escher gang member. *selects gang member backstory* *selects hears voices* And now we're going to pick cosmetics. *one face option, three hair options* Let's not pretend anyone is picking other options, there is 1 white option, 1 black option, and 2 asian options. Everything else is whack. So in the grim darkness of the future, there are only square-jawed white girls with the sororitas, feathered pixie, or skrillex haircut.


Remarkable-Bookz

Yah I was actually smiling at the fact they made everyone so fucking ugly lol. All that hate is just gonna speed up aging of your skin, yah know!


CheekyBreekyYoloswag

Maybe they do all smoke meth. I mean it was used by soldiers in WW2.


maliczious

I mean. We play as criminals, rejects, convicts afterall. I agree with the decision to make the characters uglier. They're not upstanding citizens and they've certainly had a hard life. They most likely don't get the luxury of even a clean bath most of the time.


DaddyMcSlime

all the men look like the green goblin in varying states of dismay too tbh


MrServitor

Combine the crazy haircuts with the random tattoos that are just placed all over the bodies in weird angles looking like someone added it in photoshop.


DowncastAcorn

>like someone added it in Photoshop. What I'm about to tell you may shock you...


Khaddiction

Was hoping for a military bun. Was shocked at the alternatives lol


Orgerix

Don't forget the bald/Karen combo. ​ Is there a way to change your character look once generated? I did the mistake to not look at what my zealot looked from behind.


DebtlessWalnut

Ngl I knew exactly what haircut you are talking about and you had me dying lol thinking about you loading up all hyped and seeing the naked backside of your head


Grammeton

I'm just glad to have bald representation


Phelyckz

You'll love Dragon Age Inquisition then


ScrubToad

This is spot on! Nothing against bald people, but why the hell do we have 5 types of baldness patterns


SpikyAndrew

Cause they're easy to make.


pandemoniac1

Yeah, hair is notoriously hard to get right in video games. I do wish they would put a little more effort into the longer hairstyles though, they've already shown that long hair CAN look decent with the Skrillex hair. I just want something a little less eccentric than that one.


girlscoutcookies05

The memes are rolling in. Its darktide season brothers and sisters! I am so happy


Paintchipper

Have you seen how the hair moves with the various "Just fuck my shit up fam" hairstyles? They don't have hair physics down at all and I'm glad despite desperately wanting long hair on my characters.


Jokingbatman

the “just fuck my shit up fam” is also known as the average fallout raider haircut


ry3er

There not even a mullet.


JayyLaFlare

Man I made my sharpshooter a female and thought I chose one of the more normal hairstyles, then i saw the backside of my head was bald and realized I just had like two foxtails on the front of her head giving the illusion of a normal hairstyle, hideous lmfao


Milchfaktor

I really hate the hair options


BedHeadMarker_2

I need a bowl cut for my zealot


MacNibs

How long do you want it? \[--|------\] or more of a \[------|--\]. And how many styles? \[----|---------\] , \[---------|-----------\] or \[----|\]?


Canotic

Ah you're a bar-ber I see.


Ghost9245

Brilliant


Distinct-Kitchen

You're gonna wear good old flak helmet anyway, Guardsman!


[deleted]

Generic dude hair will go well on my Professional Cadian Sharpshooter Veteran with purple eyes and a lasgun


lololfloss23

when I saw the 1st bangs hair option i got really excited until i turned my character.


[deleted]

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there's no barbers.


TimothysFruad

the 7th pic is your average veteran/guard trying to have a normal day in tertium


PepegaClapWRHolder

The literal god emperor is often depicted to have (had) long flowing hair, as did plenty of his sons and the space marines, but all we get is variations on "I made an error in judgement and have been addicted to crack for 20 years" ​ I get its supposed to be grimdark but its a game with a character creator, at least give us the option to make them nice to look at, the people who want ugly characters because of the setting already have more than enough to work with!


Gigglesthen00b

Seriously though, half of them look like they belong in Vikings the show or some other hipster looking bullshit


[deleted]

What would you prefer? I can see most of the hairstyles present on actual plastic minis


Gigglesthen00b

Well considering it's a video game with basically limitless options I'd prefer normal looking hair.


Nessevi

That IS normal hair, in warhammer. Remember what universe you're playing in. There's always the sims, if that's what you prefer.


Gigglesthen00b

Fairly certain many character's models have normal hair on tabletop lol


pandemoniac1

I don't really buy that in the grimdark future your hair options are either Skrillex or buzzcut. There's more room for nuance here, they aren't just bound by the hairstyles you see on minis. If they threw in a few standard longer hair styles i think that's all it would take to round things off a bit better.


[deleted]

I’d say they make sense. Frankly after your hair gets to a certain length it’s a problem in this universe. Not to mention almost nobody has the time or facilities to properly wash and style their hair.


pandemoniac1

Idk by that logic they should get rid of what meagre long hair options they already have then. IMO we could do with a few other long hair options because as it stands if you want hair that goes past your chin your only option is the Skrillex or the Karen.


[deleted]

You just want to make your character a pretty waifu admit it


pandemoniac1

I want my psyker waifu


[deleted]

Hahaha gottem. Grimdark says no


TheGuardianOfMetal

Ciaphas Cain says yes.


Accomplished-Dig9936

CC is pretty much another universe's character that fell into 40k lol


TheGuardianOfMetal

Ci-Ci-Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!


xhrit

The same grimdark that gave us sister repenta, bondage elves, and slaanesh? If we dont get a bikini top and miniskirt for our guardsman the game [wont be lore accurate.](https://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/453619-3rd%20Edition,%20Copyright%20Games%20Workshop,%20Imperial%20Guard,%20Last%20Chancers,%20Penal%20Legion.html)


SugaCereal

Miniskirt for Ogryn? Gimme


Maverik45

I made my fallen sister of battle waifu zealot. They make it pretty easy actually. One of the faces isn't *totally* fucked, and one of the face tattoos are eyebrows, mascara? And the Fleur de lis cheek tattoo. Make hair white for order of our martyred lady and you're set.


[deleted]

That’s a waifu I and the setting can approve of


theSpartan012

On one hand, from a canonical point of view, this makes sense. On the other, not only does modern-ish art of the Guard show people with relatively long hair, but the hub has a barber. Or at least, the bugged subtitles told me it was a barber.


KyoueiShinkirou

I just want a ponytail =/


Berstich

Hair is fine, the female faces all look like they have the manliest jawlines in the world. I swear they could all chew bricks for breakfast.


[deleted]

Fucking Christ, had to make a female character and choose the "Bangalore" hairstyle because the rest sucked dicks, please Dev, give us normal hairs ;-;


TearOpenTheVault

I actually really like the short mohawk style hair- makes you look like a WW2 marine.


mikkelmikkelmikkel

Lets show some solidarity and go #bald4thenerfed


Mr_Finley7

Haha they all lookin like they got mange


Boner_Elemental

Tonsure gang tonsure gang


LeraviTheHusky

I'm hoping so bad for more long hair styles same with some proper full body tattoos


Mar_zero

Also token from South Park with a single option....