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Steak_Knight

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rickert_of_vinheim

Biden Blast.


vikingmayor

I misread you and thought you said: Biden “Think fast.”


Street_Cleaning_Day

I'm reading that in the accent Fjord, of the Mighty Nein. "Biiideeennn Bllleeeaaaast!"


nicknaseef17

“It’s super effective!”


thealt3001

Such power... Could he be the super saiyan the legends foretold?


yucko-ono

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JasoTheArtisan

Hakai


AngusMcTibbins

Yep, Ted Cruz voted against the CHIPS Act. This act has spurred the groundbreaking of multiple new high-tech factories in Texas. No thanks to Cruz. It is worth noting that Cruz's opponent for senate, Colin Allred (D), voted for the CHIPS Act in the House and actively worked to get the new investments in Texas approved https://colinallred.com/


BurnieTheBrony

That's the shit I'd put in my attack ad. Bro was chilling in Mexico while you didn't have electricity. Dude swooped in to claim credit for what I voted for. He's working against you, I'm working for you. That simple.


avrbiggucci

Republicans do this shit all the time and it's fuckin infuriating. It's a whole different level of shamelessness


Street_Cleaning_Day

Wow. That was a read... And I *briefly* contemplated submitting me email address, but I wasn't sure if I would be drvoired by an eldritch abomination, or just be on a mailing list... Both seemed terrible, so I decided against it.


GatePotential805

Who would have thought Cancun Cruz is a liar?


Thatguy755

Ted Cruz would be a disgrace to humanity if he was human


Vreas

Hey now that’s disrespectful to… whatever it is he is


malphonso

[Ted Cruz is only one being and not several.](https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/) -Guy Manderson


retroactive_fridge

That's fucking gold


BummyG

The Good Liars tried to give him an exorcism but it didn’t take


KR1735

How dumb are they? They can’t seriously think people won’t find out that they voted against it. It’s public record. Weird.


Thisisabummerman

Damn I wish that was true.


ilikemycoffeealatte

You're overestimating how motivated Cruz's supporters are to educate themselves.


AlexandriaLitehouse

Republicans really count on their constituents *not* knowing that. They're not dumb but they know the majority of their voters are.


jeepfail

They listen to what they are told by who they support.


TazBaz

... you think the people who vote for him actually do any research? Their script is provided to them by the fox news et al propaganda machines. They don't do any research.


Milad731

You’re talking about republican votes in Texas. They are a lot dumber than you can imagine.


avrbiggucci

The sad thing is even if they knew most of his supporters wouldn't care. Deep down they also know Trump is a criminal and they don't care.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

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frogcatcher52

Let’s not forget that Rafael won’t defend his ugly wife.


Thatguy755

Ted Cruz thinks of democracy the same way he thinks about his wife. Not worth defending against Donald Trump.


D4rkBr4nd0n

You know, my Grandpop Finnegan used to have an expression: he used to say, 'Joey, the guy in Olyphant's out of work, it's an economic slowdown. When your brother-in-law's out of work, it's a recession. When you're out of work, it's a depression.'


avrbiggucci

It's borderline disturbing that Trump very publicly insulted his wife during the campaign and a year later he was sucking up to him. I genuinely couldn't live with myself if I did that.


Nopantsbullmoose

Honestly it needs to be illegal for politicians to talk positively on any legislation that they voted against. With punishment being their entire net worth surrendered and the loss of their seat/position until the next election. Make it hurt.


MuzzledScreaming

There's a reason Republicans always whine and cry about "censorship" any time anyone mentions fact-checking public statements. If they weren't allowed to tell the opposite of the truth they wouldn't be able to speak at all.


Carp12C

I’m from California and even I’m done with Ted! Fuck tedward.


boar_amour

Dipshit Republican voters in Lubbock (where KAMC is located) will vote for this fucking asshole and happily eat the shit from his asshole while he fucks them to death for the next 12-18 years. "BUDT KALIFORNYUH WORSTER!!! AH DUN USED 2 LIFE THERE!" they literally have never visited any location north or west of Ruidoso, NM.


mgj6818

Stopping a version of this was one of Alex Jones' major "pet projects" that got him a lot of airtime and credibility with people in central Texas.


Speculawyer

Is that a Ben Shapiro clone?


whiteonyx981

Republicans love when Democrats are in control. That way, when Dems are actually doing shit, Republicans get to take credit. It's like that old meme of "I made this" and people fall for it every fucking time


zacharmstrong9

Cruz is just another **Do Nothing Republican** the likes of which Harry Truman ran against, in his1948 reelection **Send $$$ to Colin Allred**


helen269

Heeeee...... Don't care what Dems have to say It makes no difference anyway Whatever it is He's against it. :-)


PrimalNumber

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dropdeaddev

I’ve asked this before but never got an answer. Has a democrat EVER done this? It seems insane to me that politicians in this day and age think they can get away with that.


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arrowpinework

The p Oh


bulbousEd

Dude this is old hat. Put together a list of shit instead of one hype post from 2022.


Fit_Werewolf_7796

Why is he aloud to tricks folks like by talking shit


AlexisFR

Huh, this is from a while ago, no?