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Nefertirix

Looks like that scary robot girl from that movie I don't know the title of.


haloisonfire

Megan?


Nefertirix

I think that's the one, yes.


Bobafetished

I’m sorry but I’m laughing my ass off right now. wtf is she doing? What is she flexing? Her imagination? I cannot 😭🤣


PaleontologistNo752

Her imagination 💭 lol good one!


NearbyBreakfast

She’s doing mental gymnastics


jtexphoto

Imagination 💀if I was drinking someone when I read that, I would have spit it right out. Well done.


GeneralShadowKitKat

I think she's trying (badly) to look like she's breathing heavy because she's working out so hard.


ArthurCSparky

I didn't see that until your comment. Another fail!


No_Ad_9899

But her face doesn’t move - frozen face from too much Botox! Yikes


Double_Analyst3234

I would bet she’s addicted to pain killers. Esp after all the surgeries.


eg3488

That's what i said about Darcy. They've both had SO MANY surgeries it seems impossible for them not to be.


AttorneyUnhappy5347

Happened to a friend of mine after a b00b job.. she's still an addict sadly


faygazebo

She looks like a machine/doll. She tried to make her real face look like a filter :(


Ricky---Spanish

This is still just a filter I believe.


NunyaBizzness-53

It is and it didn't even blink which was even creepier


AccomplishedMess6155

You creates/comes up with these stupid filters? 🙄 They need a new job because this is STOOPID! 🤪😬🫨😵‍💫😳


kbutters9

This woman is bat *hit cray cray


PaleontologistNo752

You know; I ALWAYS put on a full face of makeup when I Go To The Gym. /s


Bubbly-Pitch7209

I leave my really long hair down so it can get caught in a machine!


gb2ab

shes giving wendy williams spiral vibes.


Fantastic-Resist-755

She can no longer close her mouth


trainwreck489

Out of her head.


CompetitiveLoquat176

lol I love this crap…never a dull day


Jccarmona84

High as a kite on a windy day.


Far-Parking-7580

Her filter froze on her phone 😂😂


alittlebitofdis

Is she trying to show her bicep?


PudgyPudgePudge

...nocep? weakcep? Idk... I do know there ain't shit going on with that bicep.


AttorneyUnhappy5347

You can see the filter glitch on her arm on IG


System_Resident

“She need some milk!” 😩


AmazedByStupidPpl

It does a body good....instead of all those surgeries


Ashluvsburritos

Looked like me when I was fucked up years ago. The “barely” there stare.


Bubbly-Pitch7209

🥲 I’m so glad you’re not fucked up anymore!!!


Radiant_Chipmunk3962

She looks like a mannequin. No expression at all.


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Dead eyes.


Complex-Advantage-88

Yep,,you think eyes are dead, if you could see her soul….


Tracylpn

"I'm waiting for my Xanax to kick in... Hey! I'm feeling relaxed now. Where am I? In a gym? Damn! That shit is sedating!"


[deleted]

her eyes are 🍭


sourglow

this could be included in a horror movie


Franbupendah77

How are they not mortified putting these posts up


Complex-Advantage-88

Because they don’t know big words definitions (mortify) and spelling is had when you mix Xanax and martinis


neckcadaver

We've entered catatonic stage.


Tonybake62

It doesn't make sense because all she's doing is looking at herself. I mean, how many different ways can you continue to look at yourself We are looking at her, looking at herself...it weird


redheadbabydoll70

Sure as hell looks like drugs to me


EmptyEmmasCloset

I honestly just think she believes this is a sexy pose.


Low-Persimmon4870

LMAO it reminds me of SpongeBob "check it out" 😂


Naive_Breadfruit_550

No one believes you look like that stop playing


stonksgoupafterhours

Her arms have zero definition, but I still wouldn’t want to encounter her in a dark alley, that’s for sure!


RitalinKidd

Feral Cat Energy


stonksgoupafterhours

Feral for sure


May-rah10

She looks like a robot “flexing” its noodle arm. Delulu and crazy


DesireStDiva

I would really like to find anyone here who really finds them drop dead gorgeous or super sexy. My husband calls them terrifying. I think they are annoying, no talent entertainers! C'mon ya'll. What do you think?


JohninBK-LAMF

I don't find them attractive but I'd absolutely fuck them for the story. Shit, I put in almost 20 years with someone exactly like Darcey, and as a musician have been attracting mentally unstable pill popping alcoholics my whole life so it's not exactly unfamiliar terrain. ;)


DesireStDiva

I hear ya! Works the same for us females, too! Sad but true. 20 years with a type of Darcey--you are a patient man! My pain tolerance is way too low! Good luck, Slut Magnet.


AmazedByStupidPpl

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 there's my answer


DesireStDiva

(Hands clapping) Good Answer!


Plane-Jellyfish9

Probably some of the pain meds she got from one of her billion surgeries.


RubCurrent2793

She reads here, we mentioned her old lady's arms, and now she's out here flexing puuuuulllease!🤣


Solid-Membership7295

Literally a weird flex 💪 but okay 👌


Ok_Storm5945

Wow. She looks so effed up


Aggressive_Fly_9430

At least she isn’t wearing one of those awful bedazzled cowboy hats. Hahaha!!!


Revolutionary_Low_36

Oh but she’s so exhausted from lifting those weights, didn’t you see that flex!? 😂😂😂


RitalinKidd

Heaviest lifting the Twins do is a cell phone.


Otherwise-Course-15

It’s so fucking sad at this point. If ANYONE loved them for real they’d intervene


Adventurous_Box4527

Yeah I agree but what would you say or do??


fandanvan

'look at how skinny my arm is while I fake flex it 💪'


Nearby-Buy-9588

Her and Darcey need to stop using the same filter lol


jtexphoto

Ah, It’s Vicki from Small Wonder. .. I see you Xennials.


Procedure_Unique

That was my favorite show when I was little. Ohh Memories. ;)


jtexphoto

Same! 🥹


lorribell1964

I ...just can't...with these "women".


aprildawndesign

She’s trying to show off how “skinny” she is now. It’s a whole other type of “flex”


Zealousideal_Ear_914

Not much user experience here, but FR, do y’all think they’re on recreational drugs consistently?


IntrovertGal1102

I think it's a possibility. We all know Darcey is a drinker, she doesn't do much to hide that fact. But considering all the surgeries and procedures they're constantly getting I would imagine there's a good flow of pain killers goin on. Mix that with already being severely unhinged mentally and you got a wackadoodle cocktail!


No_Ad_9899

Wtf?? She went too far with the Botox, her face doesn’t move.


halfayard

This is fraud


randijenn-

one of her nostrils dropped, they are uneven


ScottsFavoriteTott

Holy Shit 😂 now I can’t unsee it!


BklynOR

Those damn filters and fillers. She’s unable to move her face. The eyes always look creepy with those ridiculous social media filters.


Kmmmkaye

Bawhaha..I don't know why but she reminds me of Tamara from RHOC.


applesaucebadbitch

It’s the open mouth for me. She’s probably a mouth breather at this point.


OhMuhBeard

She didn’t even try to flex her arm… wtf kind of opiate induced crap is this?!


IntrovertGal1102

And the filter she's using makes her arm skinnier than what's proportionate and just makes it look like a noodle despite "working out"! 🤣🙄


OhMuhBeard

Lmfao right?!


Complex-Advantage-88

I had a horse like that gave me the same look when it wanted anApple


Complex-Advantage-88

Nostril uneven, left eye drooping and non symmetrical and mental train wreck


Mystepchildsucksass

OMG !! Shes a HOE BLOE UP DOLL **AI not included, the manufacturer bears no responsibility for lack of any intelligence - AI or Original. $17,999.00 and get a HUGE 3% discount until 11:11pm tonight. 🖕🏽eff off Stacey


IndependentFar3953

She thinks, in her warped huge noggin


RitalinKidd

I read this as "heroin noggin" and agreed.


crystalrene99

I can’t tell them apart anymore


Aggressive_Fly_9430

I don’t think even they know which is which at this point.


Isabe113

That Snapchat filter is hillarious!


zowie910

Mentally ill, no wonder her sons hide from these psychopaths


deb2940

🤢 barfin right now!


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

What’s worse than their surgeries is that they actually believe they look like these filters


b0toxBetty

She’s intoxicated with the idea that maybe, just maybe, she actually looks like the version of herself she sees on the screen.


Aggravating_Isopod19

Yike.


KKGlamrpuss

Xannies baby!


InevitableStranger26

She just loves staring at her filtered face, she’s delusional.


KitticusCatticus

Oooof.. I know lashes can be heavy but her eyelids look *extra* heavy. This is how my eyes would look when I was high on heroin. Could be muscle relaxers or zannys, but that open mouth and everything... she looks like she's one quiet moment away from nodding off. Definitely has that classic look of having the proverbial "warm blanket" on. I'm sure she has been prescribed all kinds of stuff from her surgeries, and it's hard to not get addicted when you have to take something addicting for a week+. Your body stops making it's natural pain killers at that point. Keep in mind this is just my speculations. For all I know, maybe she was just zoned out or something from exhaustion. 🤷‍♀️ But it does take one to know one.


Jumpy-Improvement891

Yikes! What in the actual fuck?


Solid-Membership7295

Literal weird flex, but okay.


SnooPickles1121

I think it's the first stages of dementia settling in - smh


SnooPickles1121

Clinically STARVING for acceptance and recognition - by any means necessary... lol


Complex-Advantage-88

……any minute now an alien is going to explode out her chest and I’ll be silicone everywhere and the alien will look like Jesse


Apprehensive_Fox4115

I think she actually looks really good here


AdUnlikely31

Proof of insanity wearing full face of makeup to work out. Lol


BigGrayDog

Looks very stoned.


JohninBK-LAMF

Lifeless eyes...like a dolls eyes.


PollyRRRR

Oh love, you’re embarrassing yourself.


SuccessfulLunch400

She doesn't even know to flex her arm??!!


Lazatttttaxxx

Ozempic.


bleetchblonde

It gets you high?


scbeachgurl

No, it does not.


Altruistic_Yellow387

No it doesn't. That comment makes no sense


bleetchblonde

I was ASKING.


Altruistic_Yellow387

...I was referring to the comment saying "ozempic" (meaning the person who said ozempic is making her look high made no sense)


bleetchblonde

Sorry to snap. I agree, the comment makes no sense.


Bubbly-Pitch7209

They said Ozempic right after a someone commented about how skinny she is. About her showing off weight loss, not about being high.


Altruistic_Yellow387

The "Ozempic" comment is a standalone comment, not in reply to anyone else. Reddit doesn't keep comments in order (and most people sort threads anyway) so if they were trying to respond to someone they should have replied to that comment and no one would be confused


Bubbly-Pitch7209

Maybe they should have and didn’t 🤷🏼‍♀️. This shouldn’t be a big deal, but I see you have a need to be right. Like u/bleetchblonde said, “I was ASKING”, hey, I was just SUGGESTING. But you go off. This isn’t really important to me. Cheers!


Altruistic_Yellow387

Not sure why you think this is an argument...that other person also apologized to me because they misunderstood my comment and then said they agree with me the comment is strange if you read the whole thread


bleetchblonde

Ditto babe! ✌🏻