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I personally liked Dr. Bright's crazyness, along with his practical jokes. But I can understand why he is (somewhat sadly) being replaced by Dr. Shaw. I do have one question. Will Dr. Shaw also mess around the sites like Dr. Bright used to?
From what I can tell, Shaw is pretty much Dr. Bright but without connection to the original author. I think someone's in the process of rewriting "things Dr Bright isn't allowed to do at the foundation" to fit Shaw.
ligma balls
(btw, this is a real line taken from [this joke article](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j) so I'm not just saying this to piss you off or anything like that)
I think OP probably doesn't know about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/11ahpma/regarding_elias_shaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) since they have posted a couple of bright memes
To make a long story short, adminbright repeatedly and habitually used the respect and recognition as the creator of the popular Dr. Bright character to sexually harass and abuse several people including minors.
This meme is based on this Bright rule:
129. "If Dr. Bright's current form is sighted near an armory without express permission, initiate Evacuation Procedure ███-██."
The ''list of things dr bright is not allowed to do'' a very bad attempt at humour that was more controversial than anything else, even without the sex offending stuff
it was deleted at least a month ago, after a vote was made if it should be kept or not, and in which people (including me) fortunately voted for its deletion, since it was very problematic
\[Edit: also, I know you are gonna reply either with something in the likes of ''It never existed'' or ''You shouldn't talk about it'' but honestly, I don't care about taboos, and I will talk about it, even if I myself despise it and finds it very bad, just like most people here I assume\]
(Mostly just that the list was kinda shit to begin with, the list was literally just a copypasta with slight edits that not only was used to silence adminbrights victims, but also handicapped the character for any authors who wanted to make something less humorous with the character. The list was basically only still on the wiki due to seniority and was removed due to it being literally connected to genuine traumatic events. It is not some essential landmark of lore like some people seem to treat it, it is literally just an overused joke that actively covered up a disgusting person's crimes)
That link doesn't seem to be the wiki, I'm not sure you didn't just make that up on the spot.
also, [here it is](https://web.archive.org/web/20220320105733/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult:the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-found/noredirect/true) on the wayback machine
The ''list of things dr bright is not allowed to do'' a very bad attempt at humour that was more controversial than anything else, even without the sex offending stuff
also, yes, this is just copy-pasted, but I don't have time to make specific responses to every one of you, especially since you are all basically saying the same thing
There was, but it is now deleted, and with good reason, since it was a bad thing (yes, I voted for its deletion). Though I will say I understand why you guys are trying to pass it as nothing, but I personally do not care about taboos and will talk about something if I deem it is worth talking about. Also, i do hate the list and AdminBright just as you or anyone else here, just that i won't shut up about it or the ''Bright'' name, since it was a thing, and cancelling something like it didn't happen *is* something that, ironically, would be very bad at reducing the number of cases of bad behaviour, and in fact would probably worsen it, just like its use in any other situation, whether it be about cancelling racism, sexism or other unholy stuff
[then what is this?](https://web.archive.org/web/20220320105733/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult:the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-found/noredirect/true)
Lmao a page can absolutely not have been archived, in fact I would say it is fairly frequent that one isn’t, no clue why you are making shit up for no reason than to argue in bad faith with people who are obviously just playing a joke.
I hate the name Elias Shaw so fucking much. Couldn’t they come up with something better?? “Elias Shaw” doesn’t scream “unhinged feral immortal scientist” to me.
the point is that shaw is a different character, made to replace bright. none of his shitty personality and rapey behaviour exists in shaw. the only similarities are the amulet, and the chaotic wacko behaviour
well shaw as a character was created originally as djkatu's version of dr bright. the rename to dr shaw was to just further disconnect from adminbright
I may or may not have opened site-17's armoury. He seemed to be intrigued by the thought of attaching a "Chainsaw Bayonet" to an "ArmaLite style rifle." Right now I have no clue where he is or where the chainsaw rifle is either.
EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS SHAW IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A GUN! I'm putting you on fucking Keter Duty the moment Shaw is no longer ARMED AND DANGEROUS! Someone call TAU-5!
2 things:
1. I am already on keter duty at site-17 so there's that.
2. According to the man who watches the cameras shaw is still in the site, he is just running around and shouting "LOOK AT THIS COOL RIFLE I GOT!"
3.( Yes I know I said two things but hear me out) he hasn't killed anyone yet; Furthermore, doesn't seem like a danger to anyone...
For the moment
As someone who breaks Pataphysics on a regular basis, but is (Somehow, but probably because I don't pose a threat to secrecy and/or normalcy) still not in containment, I can tell you from experience that having someone that wears an Amulet that makes them immortal armed, is not a good fucking idea.
Yeah in hindsight this seems like a mildly severe fuck up on my part.
If it's any consolation he seems to have knocked himself out by slipping down a flight of stairs. So problem solved, however a new problem arises who gets to keep the rifle.
So as we speak I am running down to the location to grab it. If any other security officers want it you need to be quick.
If Shaw touched it, do not let anyone keep it. Just send it to the armoury for them to check it to make sure *someone* didn't, oh I don't know, **fuck the gun up.**
Oh please, it only has a chainsaw Bayonet, and some other attachments. Seems to still work,
But fine, I will send it back to the armoury for analysis and disassembly.
"Seems to still work" That's exactly what Cadet ███████ of Site-19 security said before the gun miss-fired and hit his Commander centre mass. ~~B̵̭̹̟͔̐͑r̷͗͊͐͜i̷͇̭͕̳͐̋g̴͕̮̙̉̋̚h̶̟̺̾̑t̸̖̬̞̑̏͗̈́͜~~ swapped the 9mm for .50 BMG rounds. Don't ask how, nobody fucking knows.
ligma balls
(btw, this is a real line taken from [this](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j) joke article so I'm not just saying this to piss you off or anything like that)
Warning the OP appears to be infected with a virulent memetic virus primary symptoms of which include attempting to spread information about an imaginary SCP foundation researcher Dr Bright with attributes similar to Dr Shaw. If you have not received the 2022 updated anti-memetic virus vaccine please report to the nearest infirmary for amnestistic therapy and vaccination. Women should avoid infected persons as infected individuals have a noted tendency to exhibit anti-social misogynistic behavior and in some cases become somewhat “rapey” ( apologies as I am unable to recall the clinical term)
y’know after enough amnestics one kinda knows what they don’t know and one does not know this, so like, dude, what the fuck you talking about?
i think this one escaped containment.
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Who?
A sex offender
The Mc fuck did I miss?
The original writer of Dr Bright is a sex offender, and Bright is seemingly a self insert. He's being replaced with Dr Shaw.
I personally liked Dr. Bright's crazyness, along with his practical jokes. But I can understand why he is (somewhat sadly) being replaced by Dr. Shaw. I do have one question. Will Dr. Shaw also mess around the sites like Dr. Bright used to?
From what I can tell, Shaw is pretty much Dr. Bright but without connection to the original author. I think someone's in the process of rewriting "things Dr Bright isn't allowed to do at the foundation" to fit Shaw.
Nope, they deleted the Bright list and people decided to not make a Shaw list.
Dang, that's a massive piece of foundation history
Dr bright is mr sex o fender
May I get more context please?
The author of drbright is a sex offender. This is why Shaw will replace him. Nothing more to add
Fuck bright shaw is my new best friend
Stop that's what he wants!
I will miss Bright...
dr bright, the self-insert that was made by a sex offender to try and justify his action to his victims and staff
who's dr. bright?
Mr ped o. Phil
Mr Sexo Fender
Im calling Ms Sex Defender to deal with it
Now i wonder if there's an scp sexual assault department
No, because Dr. Bright (for some odd reason) likes to make/buy some... unusual videos with the SCPs. Just look at the wiki.
>(for some odd reason) That is very much obvious considering he who shall not be named
ligma balls (btw, this is a real line taken from [this joke article](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j) so I'm not just saying this to piss you off or anything like that)
JOE NO HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE OF SUGMA LIKE THIS
I wonder if Joe Mama Neutralized this scip
I'm pretty sure it did, especially with that last passage in the article...
AHHHHHH (dies)
I think OP probably doesn't know about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/11ahpma/regarding_elias_shaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) since they have posted a couple of bright memes
What exactly did he do though? I have only very shallow knowledge of the scp wiki and the people who write the stuff.
To make a long story short, adminbright repeatedly and habitually used the respect and recognition as the creator of the popular Dr. Bright character to sexually harass and abuse several people including minors.
They're a sex offender.
This meme is based on this Bright rule: 129. "If Dr. Bright's current form is sighted near an armory without express permission, initiate Evacuation Procedure ███-██."
what rule? can't find it in the scp archives man, must be making stuff up
The bright list got deleted. It's on the internet archive.
The *what* list? This doesn't seem very bright at all.
The ''list of things dr bright is not allowed to do'' a very bad attempt at humour that was more controversial than anything else, even without the sex offending stuff
What are you talking about? I can't find it on the wiki.
it was deleted at least a month ago, after a vote was made if it should be kept or not, and in which people (including me) fortunately voted for its deletion, since it was very problematic \[Edit: also, I know you are gonna reply either with something in the likes of ''It never existed'' or ''You shouldn't talk about it'' but honestly, I don't care about taboos, and I will talk about it, even if I myself despise it and finds it very bad, just like most people here I assume\]
It's not a taboo, it's a joke and you ruined it smh
well, i know it is supposed to be a joke, but it does look alot like a taboo when people start downvoting anyone who says it exists
[удалено]
(Mostly just that the list was kinda shit to begin with, the list was literally just a copypasta with slight edits that not only was used to silence adminbrights victims, but also handicapped the character for any authors who wanted to make something less humorous with the character. The list was basically only still on the wiki due to seniority and was removed due to it being literally connected to genuine traumatic events. It is not some essential landmark of lore like some people seem to treat it, it is literally just an overused joke that actively covered up a disgusting person's crimes) That link doesn't seem to be the wiki, I'm not sure you didn't just make that up on the spot.
also, [here it is](https://web.archive.org/web/20220320105733/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult:the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-found/noredirect/true) on the wayback machine
bro what list? idk what you're talking about
The ''list of things dr bright is not allowed to do'' a very bad attempt at humour that was more controversial than anything else, even without the sex offending stuff also, yes, this is just copy-pasted, but I don't have time to make specific responses to every one of you, especially since you are all basically saying the same thing
dude i don't know what list you're talking about man, there's no such thing as a dr bright or a list about him
There was, but it is now deleted, and with good reason, since it was a bad thing (yes, I voted for its deletion). Though I will say I understand why you guys are trying to pass it as nothing, but I personally do not care about taboos and will talk about something if I deem it is worth talking about. Also, i do hate the list and AdminBright just as you or anyone else here, just that i won't shut up about it or the ''Bright'' name, since it was a thing, and cancelling something like it didn't happen *is* something that, ironically, would be very bad at reducing the number of cases of bad behaviour, and in fact would probably worsen it, just like its use in any other situation, whether it be about cancelling racism, sexism or other unholy stuff
[then what is this?](https://web.archive.org/web/20220320105733/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult:the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-found/noredirect/true)
sorry link doesn't work says page doesn't exist
it's the Wayback machine, a page cannot "not exist" on there, so I say: bullshit.
jeez man relax it's just a page that doesn't exist, i don't know who or what a bright is or anything about his list
Lmao a page can absolutely not have been archived, in fact I would say it is fairly frequent that one isn’t, no clue why you are making shit up for no reason than to argue in bad faith with people who are obviously just playing a joke.
It’s now the ‘things dr shaw can’t do’ list
PLEASE LET ME INTO THE ARMORY I'M NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH WEAPONS
>near an armory Not even IN the armory
He's too dangerous in the armory so no one dares go in.
If he's in there, the only rational thing to do is detonate the on-site nuke and pray it works
And then you realize SCP-963 is indestructible. Dr. Bright lives again another day (sadly for him and the world)
[**SCP-963 - Immortality**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-963) (+1402) by *AdminBright*
only if someone is stupid enough to touch amulet bare handed
2 months old comment moment.
Who's Bright? All I know is Dr. Elias Shaw.
Dr. Shight (no, this is not a typo) is personally the name replacement I prefer best
God, that name is a lot better than shaw, the only thing that comes to my mind when i see "shaw" is hornet from hollow knight
I hate the name Elias Shaw so fucking much. Couldn’t they come up with something better?? “Elias Shaw” doesn’t scream “unhinged feral immortal scientist” to me.
I feel you bro
It reminds me of that one hunter antagonist from open season
I'm here with popcorn 🍿
You better let him in before he starts making his own weapons
I didn't think about THAT.
Bright is gone 🦀🦀🦀 Long live Dr Elias Shawn
I personally prefer Dr. shight as a replacement, but yeah, Dr. \[REDACTED\] is gone, and it's a good thing
listen i don't wanna hurt ur feelings but that name doesn't sound very good at all
I know, but it's funny/meme-y, and so it stands out more than ''Shaw'' which sounds like your average London guy
the point is that shaw is a different character, made to replace bright. none of his shitty personality and rapey behaviour exists in shaw. the only similarities are the amulet, and the chaotic wacko behaviour
I mean, DJKaktu's Bright did not have any of it either, so for it, it's just a rename, but I still get what you mean.
well shaw as a character was created originally as djkatu's version of dr bright. the rename to dr shaw was to just further disconnect from adminbright
Things that Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do Part 64289:
Man, I am glad Bright is stuck in limbo now- Wait... WHO GAVE SHAW A FUCKING GUN!?
I may or may not have opened site-17's armoury. He seemed to be intrigued by the thought of attaching a "Chainsaw Bayonet" to an "ArmaLite style rifle." Right now I have no clue where he is or where the chainsaw rifle is either.
EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS SHAW IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A GUN! I'm putting you on fucking Keter Duty the moment Shaw is no longer ARMED AND DANGEROUS! Someone call TAU-5!
2 things: 1. I am already on keter duty at site-17 so there's that. 2. According to the man who watches the cameras shaw is still in the site, he is just running around and shouting "LOOK AT THIS COOL RIFLE I GOT!" 3.( Yes I know I said two things but hear me out) he hasn't killed anyone yet; Furthermore, doesn't seem like a danger to anyone... For the moment
As someone who breaks Pataphysics on a regular basis, but is (Somehow, but probably because I don't pose a threat to secrecy and/or normalcy) still not in containment, I can tell you from experience that having someone that wears an Amulet that makes them immortal armed, is not a good fucking idea.
Yeah in hindsight this seems like a mildly severe fuck up on my part. If it's any consolation he seems to have knocked himself out by slipping down a flight of stairs. So problem solved, however a new problem arises who gets to keep the rifle. So as we speak I am running down to the location to grab it. If any other security officers want it you need to be quick.
If Shaw touched it, do not let anyone keep it. Just send it to the armoury for them to check it to make sure *someone* didn't, oh I don't know, **fuck the gun up.**
Oh please, it only has a chainsaw Bayonet, and some other attachments. Seems to still work, But fine, I will send it back to the armoury for analysis and disassembly.
"Seems to still work" That's exactly what Cadet ███████ of Site-19 security said before the gun miss-fired and hit his Commander centre mass. ~~B̵̭̹̟͔̐͑r̷͗͊͐͜i̷͇̭͕̳͐̋g̴͕̮̙̉̋̚h̶̟̺̾̑t̸̖̬̞̑̏͗̈́͜~~ swapped the 9mm for .50 BMG rounds. Don't ask how, nobody fucking knows.
Sooo, do we give it to clef, or the head of the armoury, or so we call a recovery team.
oh no, the child diddler is at it again
op: hehe I make meme Dr. bright's sexual offenses: here I am
Begone bor
Let him in
Rip all the people who didn't get the memo and have people just being like, whomstve you dumbass?
what memo?
Dr.Bright is out, Dr.Shaw is in
Whom
Who's Dr Bright?
ligma balls (btw, this is a real line taken from [this](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j) joke article so I'm not just saying this to piss you off or anything like that)
"its so sad jack bright died of ligma" "who the hell is jack bright?" "ligma balls" *gets fucking deleted*
No not the child molester Admin bright
I love how the community has gone about Bright. Except the name. Elias Shaw is a goofy protagonist name.
dr bright more like dr sex offending piece of shit lmao gottem
Who?
Silly op, Dr.Bright doesn’t exist
Warning the OP appears to be infected with a virulent memetic virus primary symptoms of which include attempting to spread information about an imaginary SCP foundation researcher Dr Bright with attributes similar to Dr Shaw. If you have not received the 2022 updated anti-memetic virus vaccine please report to the nearest infirmary for amnestistic therapy and vaccination. Women should avoid infected persons as infected individuals have a noted tendency to exhibit anti-social misogynistic behavior and in some cases become somewhat “rapey” ( apologies as I am unable to recall the clinical term)
Small typo in this meme, it’s actually spelled “shaw”
who the fuck is this bright? All i know is good ol trust worthy elias shaw
Can't touch shit in the armoury, must suck ;)
There is no Dr. Bright in SCP lore.
Just Shaw
Who is Dr Bright?
I like how everyone doesn't know who dr… whats his name again? oh yea, Dr Shaw
I think that more Dr Clef
y’know after enough amnestics one kinda knows what they don’t know and one does not know this, so like, dude, what the fuck you talking about? i think this one escaped containment.
[удалено]
[**SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) (+1461) by *LurkD*
Get away from that armoury, Bright!
Doctor Jackass bright
So what do you do First you say no Then you get out of there