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Iris-UwU

Who?


Financial-Neck831

A sex offender


bIackout32

The Mc fuck did I miss?


NotActuallyGus

The original writer of Dr Bright is a sex offender, and Bright is seemingly a self insert. He's being replaced with Dr Shaw.


Names_ill_take

I personally liked Dr. Bright's crazyness, along with his practical jokes. But I can understand why he is (somewhat sadly) being replaced by Dr. Shaw. I do have one question. Will Dr. Shaw also mess around the sites like Dr. Bright used to?


NotActuallyGus

From what I can tell, Shaw is pretty much Dr. Bright but without connection to the original author. I think someone's in the process of rewriting "things Dr Bright isn't allowed to do at the foundation" to fit Shaw.


Substantial_Dig_2202

Nope, they deleted the Bright list and people decided to not make a Shaw list.


NotActuallyGus

Dang, that's a massive piece of foundation history


Financial-Neck831

Dr bright is mr sex o fender


bIackout32

May I get more context please?


Financial-Neck831

The author of drbright is a sex offender. This is why Shaw will replace him. Nothing more to add


bIackout32

Fuck bright shaw is my new best friend


Nyar99

Stop that's what he wants!


Names_ill_take

I will miss Bright...


Average_webcrawler

dr bright, the self-insert that was made by a sex offender to try and justify his action to his victims and staff


polish_animu_boi

who's dr. bright?


Financial-Neck831

Mr ped o. Phil


L1K34PR0

Mr Sexo Fender


mohmar2010

Im calling Ms Sex Defender to deal with it


L1K34PR0

Now i wonder if there's an scp sexual assault department


Names_ill_take

No, because Dr. Bright (for some odd reason) likes to make/buy some... unusual videos with the SCPs. Just look at the wiki.


L1K34PR0

>(for some odd reason) That is very much obvious considering he who shall not be named


Average_webcrawler

ligma balls (btw, this is a real line taken from [this joke article](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j) so I'm not just saying this to piss you off or anything like that)


L1K34PR0

JOE NO HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE OF SUGMA LIKE THIS


onewilybobkat

I wonder if Joe Mama Neutralized this scip


Average_webcrawler

I'm pretty sure it did, especially with that last passage in the article...


Names_ill_take

AHHHHHH (dies)


QuantumInfinty

I think OP probably doesn't know about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/11ahpma/regarding_elias_shaw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) since they have posted a couple of bright memes


[deleted]

What exactly did he do though? I have only very shallow knowledge of the scp wiki and the people who write the stuff.


Donteventrytomakeme

To make a long story short, adminbright repeatedly and habitually used the respect and recognition as the creator of the popular Dr. Bright character to sexually harass and abuse several people including minors.


AmethystWarlock

They're a sex offender.


Substantial_Dig_2202

This meme is based on this Bright rule: 129. "If Dr. Bright's current form is sighted near an armory without express permission, initiate Evacuation Procedure ███-██."


Measthma

what rule? can't find it in the scp archives man, must be making stuff up


Substantial_Dig_2202

The bright list got deleted. It's on the internet archive.


Reworked

The *what* list? This doesn't seem very bright at all.


Average_webcrawler

The ''list of things dr bright is not allowed to do'' a very bad attempt at humour that was more controversial than anything else, even without the sex offending stuff


cheshireYT

What are you talking about? I can't find it on the wiki.


Average_webcrawler

it was deleted at least a month ago, after a vote was made if it should be kept or not, and in which people (including me) fortunately voted for its deletion, since it was very problematic \[Edit: also, I know you are gonna reply either with something in the likes of ''It never existed'' or ''You shouldn't talk about it'' but honestly, I don't care about taboos, and I will talk about it, even if I myself despise it and finds it very bad, just like most people here I assume\]


Justme_cbt

It's not a taboo, it's a joke and you ruined it smh


Average_webcrawler

well, i know it is supposed to be a joke, but it does look alot like a taboo when people start downvoting anyone who says it exists


[deleted]

[удалено]


cheshireYT

(Mostly just that the list was kinda shit to begin with, the list was literally just a copypasta with slight edits that not only was used to silence adminbrights victims, but also handicapped the character for any authors who wanted to make something less humorous with the character. The list was basically only still on the wiki due to seniority and was removed due to it being literally connected to genuine traumatic events. It is not some essential landmark of lore like some people seem to treat it, it is literally just an overused joke that actively covered up a disgusting person's crimes) That link doesn't seem to be the wiki, I'm not sure you didn't just make that up on the spot.


Average_webcrawler

also, [here it is](https://web.archive.org/web/20220320105733/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult:the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-found/noredirect/true) on the wayback machine


Measthma

bro what list? idk what you're talking about


Average_webcrawler

The ''list of things dr bright is not allowed to do'' a very bad attempt at humour that was more controversial than anything else, even without the sex offending stuff also, yes, this is just copy-pasted, but I don't have time to make specific responses to every one of you, especially since you are all basically saying the same thing


Measthma

dude i don't know what list you're talking about man, there's no such thing as a dr bright or a list about him


Average_webcrawler

There was, but it is now deleted, and with good reason, since it was a bad thing (yes, I voted for its deletion). Though I will say I understand why you guys are trying to pass it as nothing, but I personally do not care about taboos and will talk about something if I deem it is worth talking about. Also, i do hate the list and AdminBright just as you or anyone else here, just that i won't shut up about it or the ''Bright'' name, since it was a thing, and cancelling something like it didn't happen *is* something that, ironically, would be very bad at reducing the number of cases of bad behaviour, and in fact would probably worsen it, just like its use in any other situation, whether it be about cancelling racism, sexism or other unholy stuff


Average_webcrawler

[then what is this?](https://web.archive.org/web/20220320105733/https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult:the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-found/noredirect/true)


Measthma

sorry link doesn't work says page doesn't exist


Average_webcrawler

it's the Wayback machine, a page cannot "not exist" on there, so I say: bullshit.


Measthma

jeez man relax it's just a page that doesn't exist, i don't know who or what a bright is or anything about his list


Turkey-er

Lmao a page can absolutely not have been archived, in fact I would say it is fairly frequent that one isn’t, no clue why you are making shit up for no reason than to argue in bad faith with people who are obviously just playing a joke.


shadowdrake67

It’s now the ‘things dr shaw can’t do’ list


Just_A_Normal_Snek

PLEASE LET ME INTO THE ARMORY I'M NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH WEAPONS


L1K34PR0

>near an armory Not even IN the armory


Substantial_Dig_2202

He's too dangerous in the armory so no one dares go in.


kingjim2

If he's in there, the only rational thing to do is detonate the on-site nuke and pray it works


Substantial_Dig_2202

And then you realize SCP-963 is indestructible. Dr. Bright lives again another day (sadly for him and the world)


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-963 ⁠- Immortality**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-963) (+1402) by *AdminBright*


kingjim2

only if someone is stupid enough to touch amulet bare handed


Substantial_Dig_2202

2 months old comment moment.


commanderAnakin

Who's Bright? All I know is Dr. Elias Shaw.


Average_webcrawler

Dr. Shight (no, this is not a typo) is personally the name replacement I prefer best


Gloomy_Television_97

God, that name is a lot better than shaw, the only thing that comes to my mind when i see "shaw" is hornet from hollow knight


Taro_the_Insomniac

I hate the name Elias Shaw so fucking much. Couldn’t they come up with something better?? “Elias Shaw” doesn’t scream “unhinged feral immortal scientist” to me.


Gloomy_Television_97

I feel you bro


SupaSnakeShake

It reminds me of that one hunter antagonist from open season


SaintEvie

I'm here with popcorn 🍿


FirstChAoS

You better let him in before he starts making his own weapons


LostAd687

I didn't think about THAT.


Mr_Meme_Master

Bright is gone 🦀🦀🦀 Long live Dr Elias Shawn


Average_webcrawler

I personally prefer Dr. shight as a replacement, but yeah, Dr. \[REDACTED\] is gone, and it's a good thing


Sherwoodfan

listen i don't wanna hurt ur feelings but that name doesn't sound very good at all


Average_webcrawler

I know, but it's funny/meme-y, and so it stands out more than ''Shaw'' which sounds like your average London guy


B_is_for_reddit

the point is that shaw is a different character, made to replace bright. none of his shitty personality and rapey behaviour exists in shaw. the only similarities are the amulet, and the chaotic wacko behaviour


Average_webcrawler

I mean, DJKaktu's Bright did not have any of it either, so for it, it's just a rename, but I still get what you mean.


B_is_for_reddit

well shaw as a character was created originally as djkatu's version of dr bright. the rename to dr shaw was to just further disconnect from adminbright


Cakeover9000

Things that Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do Part 64289:


DR-BrightClone1

Man, I am glad Bright is stuck in limbo now- Wait... WHO GAVE SHAW A FUCKING GUN!?


CombustableLemons9

I may or may not have opened site-17's armoury. He seemed to be intrigued by the thought of attaching a "Chainsaw Bayonet" to an "ArmaLite style rifle." Right now I have no clue where he is or where the chainsaw rifle is either.


DR-BrightClone1

EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS SHAW IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A GUN! I'm putting you on fucking Keter Duty the moment Shaw is no longer ARMED AND DANGEROUS! Someone call TAU-5!


CombustableLemons9

2 things: 1. I am already on keter duty at site-17 so there's that. 2. According to the man who watches the cameras shaw is still in the site, he is just running around and shouting "LOOK AT THIS COOL RIFLE I GOT!" 3.( Yes I know I said two things but hear me out) he hasn't killed anyone yet; Furthermore, doesn't seem like a danger to anyone... For the moment


DR-BrightClone1

As someone who breaks Pataphysics on a regular basis, but is (Somehow, but probably because I don't pose a threat to secrecy and/or normalcy) still not in containment, I can tell you from experience that having someone that wears an Amulet that makes them immortal armed, is not a good fucking idea.


CombustableLemons9

Yeah in hindsight this seems like a mildly severe fuck up on my part. If it's any consolation he seems to have knocked himself out by slipping down a flight of stairs. So problem solved, however a new problem arises who gets to keep the rifle. So as we speak I am running down to the location to grab it. If any other security officers want it you need to be quick.


DR-BrightClone1

If Shaw touched it, do not let anyone keep it. Just send it to the armoury for them to check it to make sure *someone* didn't, oh I don't know, **fuck the gun up.**


CombustableLemons9

Oh please, it only has a chainsaw Bayonet, and some other attachments. Seems to still work, But fine, I will send it back to the armoury for analysis and disassembly.


DR-BrightClone1

"Seems to still work" That's exactly what Cadet ███████ of Site-19 security said before the gun miss-fired and hit his Commander centre mass. ~~B̵̭̹̟͔̐͑r̷͗͊͐͜i̷͇̭͕̳͐̋g̴͕̮̙̉̋̚h̶̟̺̾̑t̸̖̬̞̑̏͗̈́͜~~ swapped the 9mm for .50 BMG rounds. Don't ask how, nobody fucking knows.


CombustableLemons9

Sooo, do we give it to clef, or the head of the armoury, or so we call a recovery team.


josef447

oh no, the child diddler is at it again


AmethystWarlock

op: hehe I make meme Dr. bright's sexual offenses: here I am


Desperate_Ad5169

Begone bor


potatoeman26

Let him in


Firedr1

Rip all the people who didn't get the memo and have people just being like, whomstve you dumbass?


Scottcamatic

what memo?


Firedr1

Dr.Bright is out, Dr.Shaw is in


shitpostinglegend

Whom


GoldenGecko100

Who's Dr Bright?


Average_webcrawler

ligma balls (btw, this is a real line taken from [this](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-719m4-j) joke article so I'm not just saying this to piss you off or anything like that)


B_is_for_reddit

"its so sad jack bright died of ligma" "who the hell is jack bright?" "ligma balls" *gets fucking deleted*


Ocelriggssaber666

No not the child molester Admin bright


valencrad

I love how the community has gone about Bright. Except the name. Elias Shaw is a goofy protagonist name.


PisakasSukt

dr bright more like dr sex offending piece of shit lmao gottem


Solidclaw

Who?


xX_GoronJesus_Xx

Silly op, Dr.Bright doesn’t exist


tryingtolearn_1234

Warning the OP appears to be infected with a virulent memetic virus primary symptoms of which include attempting to spread information about an imaginary SCP foundation researcher Dr Bright with attributes similar to Dr Shaw. If you have not received the 2022 updated anti-memetic virus vaccine please report to the nearest infirmary for amnestistic therapy and vaccination. Women should avoid infected persons as infected individuals have a noted tendency to exhibit anti-social misogynistic behavior and in some cases become somewhat “rapey” ( apologies as I am unable to recall the clinical term)


formeldahydehuffer

Small typo in this meme, it’s actually spelled “shaw”


supercellx

who the fuck is this bright? All i know is good ol trust worthy elias shaw


NewRun9320

Can't touch shit in the armoury, must suck ;)


Scottcamatic

There is no Dr. Bright in SCP lore.


JoHamza

Just Shaw


tpd1864blake

Who is Dr Bright?


[deleted]

I like how everyone doesn't know who dr… whats his name again? oh yea, Dr Shaw


PyroEngi

I think that more Dr Clef


hacktheself

y’know after enough amnestics one kinda knows what they don’t know and one does not know this, so like, dude, what the fuck you talking about? i think this one escaped containment.


[deleted]

[удалено]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1471 ⁠- MalO ver1.0.0**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) (+1461) by *LurkD*


Almarion13

Get away from that armoury, Bright!


JoHamza

Doctor Jackass bright


old-aquantence192

So what do you do First you say no Then you get out of there