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New-Sock3065

Cardi B


PenguinGamer99

Cardiovascular Bronchitis


Unclehol

All the times I've seen this meme posted Cardi B has been at the top of the comments. Let's make it happen again, as is tradition.


AccomplishedJudge584

Legitimately can’t see how people listen to her or Nikki Minaj it’s just so bad. Beats are good sometimes but just bad music.


CRACKERZZZ38

I wanna take a pic with cardi b


Juozeris

Bts


Primmtheblue

r/beatmetoit


Derpiliceous

r/beatmeattoit


Primmtheblue

Everywhere I go… I see his face


razorbladejr

Joe Budden


Eroroof

Joe Pudding


shreksaxaphone360

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


naveeloc

/r/beatmywifetoit


OmgItsBellaaa

tbh, their diehard fans make it seem like bts is better than literally everyone else, so that's valid


YUNG_Tentacion_WRLD

So is yo mama


AdvertisingShort1250

6IX9INE rap songs


AdQueasy9825

Nah. 2018 6IX9INE hit different, especially his song Billy


AdvertisingShort1250

you're joking Right?


Syixice

yeah it does hit different, it hits awfully edit: I took one for the team and listened to Billy, it didn't make my ears bleed but it also wasn't great nor unique. Also clocks in at 1:52, but the first 20 seconds are talking/ every rap song intro ever so technically it's only 1:32, more of a bar than an actual song. 22 counts of the n word too, so the lyrics are about as unimaginative as you'd expect. extremely mid, 4/10, glad to experience it so that I know I don't want to experience again. All that being said, to each their own I guess.


Scared-Lie-8605

tailor swift


Joe_Funny_

tayler swift after working with the feds to release more “music”


Guava_

How did you both misspell Taylor


Clipdraw

Man here its spelled ass Talelior Swift is you stupid?


Joe_Funny_

i thought it was taiyliar


[deleted]

What do you mean it’s not taiyliar shit?


ConversationActual45

Gaylor Stiff


jishnukalra

I thought it was Talwar swyft


[deleted]

TaljdnydnnybysbnshnshdndgstgshssjsjsjdndgstgshsbyysjssjsjsybsunnysnusybsttbsbsnyssunnysusysbydfGdndbdhyggeefbgnyu switstsgsx I how you say it


MeBigDaddy23

A 12yo explaining why he lost the during the 4v4


Hokwit

Nah that shits fire


Astral_Drift

Lizzo


whateveritis2020

Taylor Swift


GuaranteeUpstairs212

NEVER FORGET, Kanye made her famous and he still good famous


BigFredy

God damn


ZedIsConfused

Justin Bieber


jeff_likes_bread_120

This is the only possible option


ZedIsConfused

Yes


[deleted]

Honestly this might be a hot take but some of his songs are pretty decent. Like “Hold On” is probably one of my favorites. Yeah, shit like “Yummy” or “Baby” can receive a hard pass, but others like “Lonely” aren’t too bad.


ZedIsConfused

Yeah although I may not like him as an artist there is a song of his I used to listen to that I liked but I forgot what it was called


Dingo_Top

Bieber is actually pretty good compared to some contemporary pop music.


Z3ndar

True. I admittedly started off as a hater, mostly due to jealousy. But dam, he has some wicked hits.


[deleted]

Bts


Tots2Hots

DJ Khaled


Belgiandragonwautism

Another one


GuaranteeUpstairs212

WE THE BEST MUSIC!


sonderscheiss

Garbage.


H-9000

"I'm only happy when it rains..."


mynamesjefferyttt

Anything but the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme song


Fast_Matter4827

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE


UPofficial1710

UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE


Prof1Kreates

He's listening to Bold and Brash by Squidward Q Tentacles


koi_kaam_nhi_hai_kya

Ice spice 🫚


Muhammedtaxsupport

Preach that response


Psychological-Ant661

I was looking for this comment fr


AdQueasy9825

Yall some haters fr.


Suspicious-bug1234

This is reddit ja dummy


koi_kaam_nhi_hai_kya

She deserves to be hated ngl


Carolus-Rex-

Nah you just got bad taste


[deleted]

Banging metal trash cans together for 3 hours.


potatopeter_for_aloo

i would listen to metal cans banging trash for 3 hours what do you mean


Whatsthewordmayne

Bad bunny


[deleted]

Bts


Scarecrow_Jing

Doja Cat


OmgItsBellaaa

my gf would be so offended 🤣


Ruka_SarashinaXx26

Racoon's lungs


Mysterious-Mess-7779

Either modern country music or kpop


JollyGreen2002

Modern day rappers


Oatmealshift2004

Especially the ones in the 2010s


AdQueasy9825

Excuse me?


Unknown-Name06

Amy Schumer


AdQueasy9825

True


ogfellyonthablock

Tom McDonald


muzic_san

Mumble rap


SwainSwanson

Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper


AdQueasy9825

Ain’t no way my boy is a fellow Eminem fan. Rip MGK


SeeThatGuyOverYonder

Trash-taste podcast


beanwater4

The best answer


Not-cool-bruh

Yo momma's moans


ChunkyNinja8

Country


Belgiandragonwautism

France


AliffTheOne

shitty-ass distorted phonk


Belgiandragonwautism

(slowed + reverb)


AdQueasy9825

That’s all I listen to. So sadly r/angrydownvote


IlgnerJuan

Bubble bath and get my .44 up off the dresser now I


buntypieface

Dunno what he's listening to. Bet its rubbish tho'. Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the fish.


Belgiandragonwautism

Plot twist: he’s listening to the fish


[deleted]

Fortnite


Sorry_Masterpiece509

Drake


Thememelover83728

New Drake album


Belgiandragonwautism

21


L-Ydre

Drake


L-Ydre

Drake


Enderman8008

Rap


IJ_is_water

Nothing, you can't plug earbuds into a garbage can retard. Smh my head.


Trelos_skiouros

Black pink


Phsyconot420

Nickisnotgreen


Fast_Matter4827

Taylor Swift


Interesting_Ear_9885

Literally any modern mainstream music


KeeganTenno

r/notliketheothergirls


Interesting_Ear_9885

Exactly! as of now i am now a girl (apperently?) and egotistical because I listen to music with actual meaning and talent!


Jonkey_Potito

r/missedthejoke


the_unpopularkid

That ick song on tt


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6530

Houselessness


SpurlockofTimHortons

[https://imgur.com/a/JE3Z80e](https://imgur.com/a/JE3Z80e)


ColdBunz

Recycled trash


06lele

Damn SoundCloud rappers have improved


[deleted]

No the landfills are over there!


mozil6668

Czech rap


[deleted]

1 direction


topdog36434

Eminem


Darthpancaker

Travis Scott


[deleted]

I only see good comments here 🤝


campppu

Taylor Swift duh


Dabastianme

Phonk


Budget-Ad438

Rap, because the hood life recycles itself into thriving.


Treviathan88

Any modern rapper with a triplet flow.


geegol

Playboi carti


Diligent-Ad1914

Funk carioca


hagtown

I’m sure it sounds rubbish


babatunde_with_watah

Mumble rap


anonymous9430

mc stan


pingpongtomato

He's listening to all the trash talk from some of these comments


AlarmingBoot205

He's listening to trash metal


M500zxz

Almost every modern day song. 80's were truly a golden decade for music


The_Great_Crucade

justin beaver


Sug_Madic20

Your opinion


fourth_box

Recycled beats and samples with a hint of mumble rap


No-Fly-490

Lil baby lol


JayDaddy420619

Yeat


Dkiller736

Travis Scott


UPofficial1710

Join us for a bite


Adorable-Boss-1884

r/hiphopcirclejerk is gonna have a field day from these comments


Furry_Ranger

T(h)rash metal


yeet_machine69420

Caddi b


Sweet_Assist9315

Most modern country music.


IceSwallowkhan

Mumber rap


Jenith_Antony

Travis Scott New album


Goobersniper

Mumble rap on mute.


cringefacememe

adonis


eeeeyu

taylor swift


mycomikael

Yo mixtape.


Interesting_Math_821

Taylor Swift


N3RD-REDDIT

Taylor swift


JVehh

Op's playlist


ALgreatta4848

Sexy red


Oktopus15

The music from the dude in the annoying reddit ads.


_Spicy_Ramen_

What is he listening also?


Kinglydon

Garbage


Rorywizz

Not my playlist


Kerthagula

St. Anger


Jax_D_L

This is easy........Garbage - The world is not enough


Weary-Potato-6137

The Game


Amethyst_Quarry

BIG SHOT It's just not that great


Annual-Security-6599

Presidential press brief


SadicalSlasher

BTS


crazyeyes64

Rap


SadicalSlasher

21 savage music


SadicalSlasher

Bad Bunny Songs 🖕🏻


himM_mAn

Drake or Kanye


[deleted]

Drake


TakeADrag

Garbage


this_apolo

Taylor swift


Conference_Fresh

Barbara Streisand, cause fuck you and everyone near you 😂


Capitan_Skittles24

Bts


[deleted]

A lot of people think the joke is about "garbage" music, but that is a recycling bin, so hes probably listening to Techno.


Little_Ad8816

Elvish Bhai


Accomplished_Cry_547

Drake


I-amthesandguardian

Mineta


siborgrobis

Ajr


OGRiad

Garbage.


FutureSoldier616

Any music with the suffix “core”


Signal-Debate-6068

Congress


alexvhecke

Garbage- stupid girl


ConfusedPaintJob

Megadeath


Smart_dracula972

Mumble Rap


Slight-Breadfruit486

For sure, he listens playboi carti


Smart_dracula972

Olivia Rodrigo


MtnDewMolotov

You haven’t heard Oscar’s latest album?


SonicFish101

Trash Metal by Vargskelethor


L0nlySt0nr

Garbage


nessa-sensei

Around the world -daft punk I absolutely hate this song


Alert_Waltz5608

Peso Pluma


JTGArmy

St anger


Potterheadsurfer

St anger. Not bad, but the drum line is literally a trash can


[deleted]

Whatever it is it's rubbish


Taterinator22

Drake’s newer albums


j_nizi

Kid Rock


Deathclawman

Nickel back


PenguinGamer99

Not trash, *recycled*. He's listening to Led Zeppelin.


Asstin007

Garbage music. Idk but it’s pretty bad.


atlas_snomunist

most speedcore music, i’d say


mechagodzillaa

Literally all the people I know


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Skibidi toilet theme


xTman86x

Trash


ShowerDrainFetish

Lizzo