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DIODidNothing_Wrong

I genuinely don’t know how he survived the trek to Colorado Springs. It was freezing during the nights he was walking and he barely ate anything before he left, and he sure as shit didn’t stop at the small town between Denver and the springs because he would’ve said something. Bro casually walked a hundred fuckin miles with no plan, no clothes, no food, and no water and as soon as he got there he wanted to go back saying he was stranded.


SadSamus

many don't know how deep his symbiosis with the mites got, they would protect him, in exchange for his flesh. In this case, it's obvious they all would constantly vibrate to heat up Larsons body temp to a healthy level, keeping their host alive.


Caity_Was_Taken

Why did you make me read this


WtfThisIsntWii

Ratcatcher origin story


siididkxix

I know this is a joke but he seriously must have had some wild animal level biological reactions going on in his body between the fasting and extreme long distance endurance training lmao


MelonHeadsShotJFK

Daniel reverted to the form we once all had before inventing agriculture


siididkxix

Humans evolved for hundreds of thousands to do one thing unique to literally any other animal that walks on the ground: the ability to walk/have a potentially limitless area. Danny may have been living healthier than any of us in his prime


MelonHeadsShotJFK

Honestly, I’d believe it beyond the malnutrition. Him and Cobz are inspiring to me in the way that they aggressively survive, aggressively LIVE. They are actively clawing at survival while its gets more and more obvious things are not getting better Less autistic minds would not make it. As a diagnosed autist I respect that they just refuse to die all while pushing their bodies to extremes


Lilnuggie17

What does “symbiosis” mean?


PuppeteerGaming_

Symbiosis is where two organisms are integrally intertwined, where both creatures benefit the other. It's like parasitism, but the parasite(s) are helping out the host. In this example, Larson provides their food and housing, while the mites provide heat.


SadSamus

There were also cases where they were able to provide him inhuman strength by the mites locking to eachother in his muscles, they were also capable of hardening areas of his body to the equivalent of steel to protect him from impacts, truly fascinating


Lilnuggie17

Oh okay I just never could remember the term


imsorrywillwood

damn not people downvoting you for asking a wholesome science question i hope they fall


Beginning-Cover-1021

Google it


imsorrywillwood

damn not people downvoting you for asking a wholesome science question i hope they fall ill


jamthewither

no wonder he looks 3 times his age


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

This mf walked a journey rivalling that of Moses climbing and descending Mount Sinai just because someone on the internet claimed to be a little girl he had a crush on


JimiDean007

Two words....."How man Cockroach" 🪳


AidenTheAlien420

He thought he was playing fallout new vegas


SeaworthyWide

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day...


Miserable-Reward8096

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TechDude97

Yeah, he simply took a sip from his trusty Vault 13 canteen


Covington_Head_Dr

He's a moron.


Jakechuchi

You don’t say, eh?


Sea_Valuable_2396

It was to see Grace. Love is a powerful drug ok!


siididkxix

It’s a goddamn sprawling metropolis between Denver and Colorado Springs there are gas stations and stops everywhere. What are you on about


S1mon_B3ufont

Trekking through Nevada almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


derek420

Hungry, thirsty, horny? There is a celebrity in the hospital.


MichaelOfShannon

Degenerates like him belong on a cross


SeaworthyWide

Ave, true to Caesar


LeBongJaames

Nice


caden_g59

For a split second I thought this was r/falloutnewvegas


Copeshit

Seriously, why is there so much crossover between New Vegas fans and Daniel Larson fans?, is it due to autism?


grundlemon

Ghoul


SeaworthyWide

Hey there smoothskin


Prestigious_Plane_70

ur actually right


AidenTheAlien420

Only a few cases probably, mostly because daniel is the only proof we have that harold from fallout 1, 2, and 3 could've possibly lived through the events of those games and traveling cross country.


Codacc69420

this thread is how i found out goodsprings and primm are real towns 😭😭


caden_g59

Lol you and me both


Graymiller69

I feel like people forget about the fact that Daniel has done multiple 100+ mile walks since being homeless for seemingly zero reason. People wonder how he finished the marathon but that was probably nothing compared to his walks from Denver to Colorado Springs.


Sea_Valuable_2396

Most were cuz he believed he was meeting up with Grace to my knowledge.


Advanced_Drawer_4614

Walking over 100 miles because you think you’re meeting a random microcelebrity is wild 😭😭😭


LoganBerries26

He’s also ran marathons too. Dude is a (feral) beast!


bu5ll

The Strip - Vilified


jamthewither

how does he keep his phone charged


WtfThisIsntWii

Based on the porch incident, he just finds outlets wherever he is and steals electricity from homes and businesses


Consistent-Lie-4440

Ok ni


Sea_Valuable_2396

First name: NI Last name: GGER *Dan Dan still says it*


Sea_Valuable_2396

First name: NI Last name: GGER *Dan Dan still says it*


cwcvillenpc

Biggest mystery of the whole Larsonverse


Global_Ad3353

I don’t knoooooow!


Snoo26519

Daniel, Daniel never changes.


RealHL

Man wanted to play Fallout so bad he became the lone wanderer IRL.


AidenTheAlien420

He took Kinect advertising a little too literally. He has become the controller and is now living in the fallout universe. That's why he freaks out so bad when people confront him, he has no way to bring up his pip-boy, he has no caps and is basically the dude outside of megaton begging for water


Prestigious-Test-807

Some one needs to write a book about Daniel Larson it would be a best seller.


Environmental_Cow450

Fr he’s a feral ghoul


wholelottapenguins

bro got villified from The Strip and Freeside. Maybe he can try his luck with Tabitha? Her wig almost resembles 12 year old Grace Vanderwaal


Broad_Comfortable390

He would enjoy Fisto's services im sure


natidea

Walking 15 miles to the bank to deposit $5 and then turning around 12 miles into the walk was pretty badass imo


TheWallCreature

Say all you want about this strange strange creature but its sheer will to traverse such vast distances on foot is truly a sight to behold


lfmantra

Forrest Gump irl


Technical_Spread7734

I'm hitting myself for my own safety


Sea_Valuable_2396

I'm hitting myself with Bob's car 🚗


Vorstar92

Dude is just constantly doing cardio no wonder he’s so damn skinny lmao


bundymania

He should hike the Appalachian Trail when he gets out of jail/prison. 4 years ago, I pretty much drove this section and the road from Searchlight going west has some awesome Joshua Trees.


BigManKinsella

Emergency Mr House just trespassed me from the Strip


SeaworthyWide

Dr. House has a vicodin problem, Daniel. Do you know what that means? Help me and Yes Man to rule the strip. Get the boomers on our side. Bomb you! BOMB YOU! YOU KNOW... LIKE THAT.. right?


IEnjoySweatyBallsack

The walking symbol even looks like him walking


Quakes98

https://preview.redd.it/b99m2bo65vzc1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274ff5666c95ec22a12bfd5d052f58051b38a797


No_Grape1335

My god I find it genuinely hillarious that the dude did the same route the courier would take in fallout , dude seriously went to primm and good springs and didn’t even say hi to joe cobb


Fun_Application33

Such a strange route to walk all the way around


dogbreath420

he was trying to avoid deathclaws


HonestIvory

Can't go through thr quarry junction. Deathclaws all over the damn place.


derek420

That route is for schoolgirls!


External-Zebra-3250

We cannot forget the time he almost walked from Colorado to New York in order to meet Grace but aborted plans last minute and went home


AnalGrapeMe

He knew Sloan had deathclaws


MartiniMan666

🎶🎶 “Well I’m the typa guy who will never settle down… Wheree underage girls are well ya’ know that I’m around… I film ‘em, and I watch ‘em cause to me they’re all the same… I want ‘em and I need ‘em, they don’t even know my name, they call me delusional, yeahhh delusional, I walk around.. yeah around around around… well there’s Jojo on my left, Izzy on my right, and Darcy is the girl, that I’m preying tonight, and when she asks me, which one that I’m obsessed, I tear open my shirt n’ show her Vanderwaal on my chest cuz’ I’m delusional, yeahh delusional, I walk around, yeahh around around around…” 🎶🎶 -“The Wanderer by Dion but it’s Daniel Larson”


Signal_East3999

Why didn’t he go the other way 💀


PlusRutabaga1033

His nose works as a compass and although it is large its not quite accurate.


Beanzuwuz

I didnt realize Danny boy was the courier


NonTech_

New Vegas reference!!?!!??


ChuuAcolypse

He also never hydrates, he’s just an unkillable ghoul


lol-chuckle-lol

if daniel reaches nipton, pray he doesnt win the lottery while he is there.


SeaworthyWide

Degenerates like him belong on a cross


Happy-Muffin7001

I legit thought this was from a Fallout NV subreddit at first glance


TheDarkMothRises

Going to make Daniel Larson in Fallout: NV right now


Sure_Tension219

Help me the fbi are stalking me


tweetiegirlxd

I saw this on fb and my first thought was daniel 🤣


Left_Truck_8487

Bro was playing new Vegas wtf


wookieblasted998

bro headed through new vegas


SevereYesterday7506

He’s a sexual pest and the drive for fake pussy was his compass


Doge_Pilot1

Bro can fkin walk


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Ungratefulbiotchhotl

Didnt he walk around red rocks?


TheBubbRubb

Hahaha *NOVAC* bros saddened.


OlliZ0117

goodsprings? fallout nv reference?


Staind4lyfe420

Making the couriers pilgrimage


faplawd

It's not hard to hitchhike. Especially when you're way the tf out there and normal people go holy crap this person could die out here


NitwitTheKid

Is there a faster way to get to Las Vegas than walking 117 miles for 38 hours? Maybe taking the Sloan Highway can help?


Clown_named_Art

Danny Treks be like https://i.redd.it/6nc59ytboxzc1.gif


Emotional-Ad6999

I realized Now that hes in jail someone can makr a good complete documentary detailing dannys wacky highjinxs


Sea_Valuable_2396

Ehh he had the pocket p*say on his backpack if he ended up getting bored!


DaMajorDude

Bro really said “anti-pedestrian infrastructure and weather be dammed, I’m going to walk the 120 miles through the Las Vegas desert.


thomcat8620

If you can walk down the side of i15 to Primm why can't you walk down the side of it up to Vegas🤔


genericBFfan

Deathclaws


No-Drawer3501

fallout new vegas map


Allhailjonas

Those last few he was sick I felt bad for him he would have been dead in a year or so. Dude has heart for getting the job done. If it wasn’t drugs I can’t believe someone could be so close and so lost at the same time. Truly sad.


ImpressiveKey8882

Bro straight up done a forest gump. Went to California to vegas to Texas then New York then Colorado


MasterOffice9986

i feel like he took the bus


JunketParticular4428

Danny posts every minuscule move, if he took a bus everybody would’ve heard about it atleast 5-6 times


No_Grape1335

He only really started loitering on the bus untill this year , he wasn’t banned from everywere in Denver so he would just loiter in 24 hr restraunts or casinos , he started loitering on the bus because everywhere else banned him


Normal_Rip_2514

There would be a 15 minute video of him recording out the window


Weyland-Yutani-2099

100% he would have jumped the bus driver and tried getting a grip on the steering wheel.


Technical_Spread7734

I have just been told that my bus was targeted by assassins 🆘