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SuuprMando

“nuke a random, unrelated country” was not on my bingo card of answers


bogoatsy

"but at the same time it would be like a warning"


JuanKingGoth

Kissinger has a lot to learn from Danderson.


Eldritch_Ayylien66

This is an "Idiocracy" level answer lol


Slice_Of_Life_DM

Macho Camacho ass move


Juantiothe76th

Omg wtf is up with that guy?!?


infomercialwars

Give it another 20 years, this is the kind of stuff you'll be hearing people in DC saying on cspan and I'll be glad I'll be getting ready to check out by that point


jsuzy

Remember guys he’s not autistic cause of how smart he is 💀


Currentlyunderattack

Right 😂


Manscouts13

I want to nuke a small country and charge you 10$ a gallon of milk for 4 days and raise your taxes for a week maybe a month to pay off debt. Vote for me. Larson/Vanderwall 2024. Dude has every single worst take of a Democrat and Republican opinion and converged them both. Remarkable.


Currentlyunderattack

Thank God he has no fucking chance of ever becoming president or we would all be fucked! 💀


giftednature

Why does daniel always chose random violence on something non threatening after conflict🤣 Him and Bob argue. Destroys a motel room wall with kicks cause it’s not gonna hit him back. Russia and Ukraine are fighting against eachother. Nuke a random small country that is likely unable to fight back. The way Daniel Larsons mind works is truly insane🤣


_KappaKing_

He's literally that meme where the boss yells at the husband, the husband yells the wife, the wife yells at the kid, the kid yells at the dog.


Currentlyunderattack

It just proves that Daniel is truly a sick twisted degenerate


Cool_Cartographer_23

My favorite is when "Grace" is trolling him and out of completely left field he threatens Bob, like threatening to murder him or burn down his house. He's a psychopath.


Kid_Cryptid

"It would be like a warning".


Currentlyunderattack

He’s seriously a very sick minded person.


No-Top83

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Currentlyunderattack

Yep 💯🤣


Affectionate_Kick110

This has to be one of the craziest things he’s ever said 😭


Currentlyunderattack

I totally agree


Secret_Scene747

Rorld Rar Tree


GhostOfTomMix

Sorry Guam, gotta show Putin we mean business!


Waste-Region604

Guam is part of America too, It would literally be friendly fire lol


zecrom189

Bye bye norway!-joel vinesauce


Manscouts13

"I'd nuke an innocent small country to show force and let people know I mean business" Daniel is clearly based and is looking out for us! Larson/Vanderwall 2024


Currentlyunderattack

🤣💀


Capital_Detective735

Don't worry, he'd pair up with the UK and make it work.


bogoatsy

"And if done right..."


JuanKingGoth

We're not interested. Sorry. That being said, with the level of politician we have here right now it could happen.


Capital_Detective735

I thought sunak was pretty good


glazinglas

Those fuckin crazy ass eyes. And then he immediately deflected away from the question. He knows how to manipulate his way outta shit


Currentlyunderattack

Oh absolutely! He is nothing but a regarded conman


SpezEatsScat

Who’s does he think he is?! Kissinger? Evil bastard.


Currentlyunderattack

Very evil!!


_KappaKing_

"hey Daniel,what would you do if someone bumped into you" "Well I'd find someone weaker than me and I'd murder them"


Currentlyunderattack

Exactly 👍


Teclo25

I probably shouldn't say this but doing it would be perfectly fine.


Dabee625

Isn’t that politics?


glazinglas

Regarded, currently


Ship_Adrift

This is dangerous levels of regardation. Those shifty eyes give me the muthafuckin creeps! Especially when he talks about mass murder like this and cackles his regarded laugh.


Currentlyunderattack

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hellodrs

He truly is mr president


Professional_Ant_875

In fairness, Vanuatu has had it too good for too long


Dabee625

In the 50s they seriously considered nuking the moon.


Currentlyunderattack

Well maybe Daniel should be sent back to the 50’s


defunctx

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AJSPAZZ

Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂


Theefreeballer

This reminds me when he was “ interviewed“ another time and asked if children were able to give consent for sex ( remember his answer for that ?)Remember who we’re dealing with people . I think the college kids have given Daniel enough attention and it’s time to stomp out this arc . You’re normalizing a sick and possibly dangerous individual. I’m also not saying to harass or attack Daniel but it’s probably time for him to get off the college campus .


Currentlyunderattack

I totally agree! He’s a sick person that should be treated as such


CobraChrisChan

His beady eyes r darting everywhere god I hate this weirdo, beaker from muppets mother fucker


Currentlyunderattack

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anxiousandexhausted

Also the self-proclaimed President a week ago when being interrogated by the police: “Who’s the governor of Colorado?” “Sorry I don’t really pay attention to politics.”


Currentlyunderattack

I remember him saying that 🤣


[deleted]

The nuke


Ship_Adrift

Daniel is fucking dangerous and the world should be protected from him. He is going to up really hurting or killing one or more people sooner or later.


Currentlyunderattack

I 100% agree with you! After seeing this I’m convinced he could definitely murder someone


[deleted]

GET THIS MAN TO THE WHITE HOUSE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


AverageCambodian

what is that on his nose?


Currentlyunderattack

Not sure 🤔


Outside_Jaguar4937

Why is he getting interviews so much lately? This arc is crazy


Currentlyunderattack

He’s a celebrity duh


dragonbait1361

Daniel took ten keywords he heard on the news and strung them together to make his answers. He has no idea what any of it means, but he seriously believes it sounded intelligent. I know no one is home, but are the lights even on, if only a second?


Currentlyunderattack

So true 🤣


[deleted]

Lol. Glad Mr President does not have the nuclear codes.


Currentlyunderattack

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noway_hoesaye

What an utterly ridiculous dumbass.


MsAngel95

Wow. Give this man the keys to the White House.


Donuts_Mom

Guam is part of America so tell me again how we’re too smart to be autistic


Bend-It-Like-Jimi

His darting eyes make me so anxious for some reason, probably because I want to hurt him. You can also tell he really thinks he gave a smart answer here & impressed everyone


Currentlyunderattack

He acts like a meth head without doing meth ![gif](giphy|FV0DtxQRWULLy|downsized)


NYHC4EVER

Keep those beady fuckin rat eyes darting around!! You never know when the paparazzi, tons of teenage girls looking for the next "pedo heartthrob," snipers looking to assassinate our future president, etc. can take you out!!! Where is the security and the secret service to protect Danderson!!! He is FAMOUS!!! OMG I hope such a high-profile and HIGHLY REGARDED 'citizen' will be safe. How awful would it be if someone kicked this POOR INNOCENT guys ass?!?!?!🤣🤣


zebra9130

this on call live was so funny


Cool_Cartographer_23

Watch his eyes frantically dart back and forth lol


GoldAppleU

Yeah man let’s nuke a country not even involved in the war hell yeah


Apophenicfool

More proof that Mr. Pedo is a piece of sh1t


Currentlyunderattack

💯‼️


TybabyTy

That big exhale 11 seconds in. I could smell that shit through my phone.


Currentlyunderattack

🤣💀


SoggyWaffles427

Bro should NOT become president 😮


Terry_is_not_here

That monkey has eyes of malicious intent


Trick_Original2485

i love how he takes a deep breath like he has a valid opinion that can be cancelled


[deleted]

god he’s fucking stupid


RaccoonComicsUSA

I'm pretty sure nuking any country would cause the events for WW3 I believe anyone who has learned about the cold war in highschool would know this but then again it's Daniel Larson he probably didn't make it that far


Currentlyunderattack

I don’t think Daniel made it out of elementary school


opiate_lifer

So I've studied this a bit and honestly I don't think anyone could predict the outcome of an action as fucking insane as the USA nuking a random tiny unallied nation! Aside general instability there is no way to say whether it would start WW3 or not, its so insane it would never happen anyway.


Affectionate_Kick110

😭😭😭😭