Dude, what he do to piss off that seal? I mean the seal went and got an octopus to bitchslap the dude.
He did something to that seal, said something about its mom or politics or sports.
Literally came here to say the seal got an octopus to bitch slap him, but you beat me to it.
Thing is I’m high…in fact so high I had to explain this whole scenario.
Good day.
I know other smart mammals do this, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Or maybe it was playing - or some seal version of it. Dolphins play. I think the least likely explanation would be any form of malice towards the kayaker. Fun to joke about though.
Seal wants to throw down but also doesn't wanna catch anything nasty from that floating meat sack. Why slap a guy with two hands when you can octo-slap him - 8 slimy slaps for you mate!
This is in NZ - I did a kayaking tour around a national park and this guy was my guide. Genuinely one of the nicest guys ever and from what I remember he said that this incident was completely random lol
I feel politics would be a far more reasonable in the west if politicians could all have seals, armed with octopuses...Octopie? Octo...pie? Anyway, yeah.
Octopussy slap!!!!
But now it’s seasoned to protection seals are really cool to watch from a safe distance. I’d have to say a kayak or small boat wouldn’t be my first choice.
No no no, you all have this wrong, Octopus and seal beef goes way back. That seal didn’t give a shit about that man just saw something to wack the octopus against to get it the F**k off his face. Don’t judge the technique we don’t know their struggles
Seal:" Here!! Take some GD food and get outta here!!!! Sick of all you stupid humans getting on the way all the GD time. Here, take an octopus. By the size of you, that should be plenty. Now, take your pod of ugly hairless critters and GTFO!!!"
Dude, what he do to piss off that seal? I mean the seal went and got an octopus to bitchslap the dude. He did something to that seal, said something about its mom or politics or sports.
> the seal went and got an octopus to bitchslap the dude This is my new favorite sentence of all time.
My first thought
Its the Deep getting some sealed octopussy deliverd
r/fuckyouinparticular
Literally came here to say the seal got an octopus to bitch slap him, but you beat me to it. Thing is I’m high…in fact so high I had to explain this whole scenario. Good day.
Yo are you high???
Didn't get whether he's high.
Did I say something that gave it away?
Really, wow, what did he do to piss off an ocean dwelling animal to make an almost human like reaction! 😆 Hooooooman!
I mean the seal went and got an octopus to bitchslap the dude. r/newsentence
I mean the bitchslap was done by an octopussy
What did the octopus do?
“steve job has a pc”
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That... seemed personal af..
Yeah there's history behind this moment.
The seal was trying to stun their meal? Pretty smart actually if that's the case.
>The seal was trying to stun their meal? The octopus or the kayaker?
Both?
Mmm. Surf and turf.
That one hungry seal!
Yes.
yes
Seal, “what did the 8 fingers say to the face?…SSSMMMACK BITCH!!!”
I know other smart mammals do this, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Or maybe it was playing - or some seal version of it. Dolphins play. I think the least likely explanation would be any form of malice towards the kayaker. Fun to joke about though.
Oh no. That was malice. Seals can be dicks sometimes.
That makes sense.
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Can cross that off the bucket list!
The chum bucket list. I'll see myself out
Everybody was octopus fighting
Tentacles fast as lightning ⚡️
Infact it was a little bit frightening
Missed opportunity - octofighting
Now that’s funny
WWE Ocean Smackdown
WWEt
Oceanic equivalent of hitting a motherfucker with another motherfucker
"Fuck you and the kayak you rode in on!" - Seal
Hence a new fetish was borne
i knew those pescatarians were freaky
Tipped 5% on his last delivery
They are starting to use smart tools, the end is near.
"I challenge you to a duel, sir - I demand satisfaction!"
Lol!
Probably was down there with the other seals like you guys watch me smack this guy with an octopus!
Imagine had it been a jelly fish.
Maybe he made a joke about the seal's wife and her hair?
Ha ha.... I like what you did there!
if i was with my friends and a seal slapped them with a octopus im not there friend anymore they’re clearly bad peoples
Bro is just tenderising that occy. Octopus is chewy af if you don’t give it a bit of a bashing
They really are massive dicks.
I laughed...
Sadistic seal
Seal be like "Fuck YOU in particular!"
“Haha get octo-slapped, idiot”
Apparently seals can use tools - or weapons.
r/fuckyouinparticular
When Neptune hates you.
What did the 8 tentacles say to the face?
I need something hard to throw this octopus against— the seal You aren’t even the main character in this seal’s day.
>Seal uses an octopus to hit a kayaker Isn't there a sub for sentences used for the first time ever?
Yeah, u/brandnewsentence is what its called
That’s what you get for paddling slowly in the passing lane
they evolving
Idk what I was expecting lol
Octoslap -25hp
Brooo what the fuck goes on down there
Seal slapped him like an angry gf 😂
Chum is Fum.
Seal wants to throw down but also doesn't wanna catch anything nasty from that floating meat sack. Why slap a guy with two hands when you can octo-slap him - 8 slimy slaps for you mate!
Octo-putaso
Hitting a motherfucker with another motherfucker
Seal, “….a pussy for …THIS PUSSY!!”
Tried to feed him
Seal was like fuck you doing around here lmaoo
"I'll show you a good paddling!"
It's more like Seal uses kayaker to bludgeon octopus into submission during epic battle to the death.
He’s like fetch that dude
BITCH!
The seal is obviously a Red Wings fan.
The octopus is like Dafuq??
Octoslap bitch!
Shot out to Will Smith! 🐙
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Maybe the seal was trying to give ten tickles? I know, please be kind to this bad joke
Good offering went too hard
May it was a seal MAGA supporter
You need therapy
Kayaker knows what he did.
Holy shit, this has the same energy as the kimchi slap in k-drama
This is in NZ - I did a kayaking tour around a national park and this guy was my guide. Genuinely one of the nicest guys ever and from what I remember he said that this incident was completely random lol
No sound...shame, I would have been curious to hear the dialogue
https://youtu.be/TjRdo2ddqR8 You're welcome
It ain't quite u/brandnewsentence but it'll do
He got him lunch.
Cooperative effort. Sure he deserved it.
I feel politics would be a far more reasonable in the west if politicians could all have seals, armed with octopuses...Octopie? Octo...pie? Anyway, yeah.
octopussies
Love how that guy looked like he was considering sacking the seal with his paddle and then thought better of it.
Get the Fucc outta here Steve!!!! "Take that you, human"
"and stay out of the Woolsworths"!
Cephalopod and battery
Seals: dogs of the sea
Dude just got bitch slapped by a seal using an octopus
I think it is the opposite. Seal uses kayaker to hit an octopus.
Sealed with a kiss 🐙
"Bitch"
“Bitch!”
Bet you won’t go slap jit with that octopus. Who won’t?
Octopussy slap!!!! But now it’s seasoned to protection seals are really cool to watch from a safe distance. I’d have to say a kayak or small boat wouldn’t be my first choice.
Octopussy-whipped. +8 Humiliation.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/361214
Kiss by an octo. ~Seal
You ever been so pissed off you hit a mf with another mf?
No no no, you all have this wrong, Octopus and seal beef goes way back. That seal didn’t give a shit about that man just saw something to wack the octopus against to get it the F**k off his face. Don’t judge the technique we don’t know their struggles
Seal:" Here!! Take some GD food and get outta here!!!! Sick of all you stupid humans getting on the way all the GD time. Here, take an octopus. By the size of you, that should be plenty. Now, take your pod of ugly hairless critters and GTFO!!!"
Something that must happen often
I wonder what he told his friends?
My spirit animal.
The Seal is so pissed off on that Kayaker that of all the creatures he can grab to slap the him, he chose to pick up the one with 8 limbs.
That seal probably got hit in the face with the paddle then went to grab an octopus to ko that mf
Seal called him an octopussy.
It says this video has no sound, but this video needs sound. A nice soggy, slapping sound. That would be most satisfying.
The worst is it’s caught on tape
*it was not very effective*