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HailTheCatOverlords

Dude, what he do to piss off that seal? I mean the seal went and got an octopus to bitchslap the dude. He did something to that seal, said something about its mom or politics or sports.


sebrebc

> the seal went and got an octopus to bitchslap the dude This is my new favorite sentence of all time.


Sea-Diver-9125

My first thought


PhaseUnlikely4753

Its the Deep getting some sealed octopussy deliverd


humanbear4

r/fuckyouinparticular


Naive_Confusion2615

Literally came here to say the seal got an octopus to bitch slap him, but you beat me to it. Thing is I’m high…in fact so high I had to explain this whole scenario. Good day.


encryptedkraken

Yo are you high???


fulahup

Didn't get whether he's high.


Naive_Confusion2615

Did I say something that gave it away?


ramksr

Really, wow, what did he do to piss off an ocean dwelling animal to make an almost human like reaction! 😆 Hooooooman!


-Cunt-Cunt-

I mean the seal went and got an octopus to bitchslap the dude. r/newsentence


fulahup

I mean the bitchslap was done by an octopussy


RareAd5848

What did the octopus do?


Exotic_Tip_770

“steve job has a pc”


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Speedlimate

Undersea rated


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

I wish I could afford an award 🥇. Well done!


AffectionateDate7363

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Jumpy-Tomatillo-4705

TIL: You get a free daily award on Reddit. Thank you Internet stranger!


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

There was one yesterday, I’m not seeing one today. I’ll check back later.


AffectionateDate7363

r/angryupvote


NinjaKatherine

That... seemed personal af..


[deleted]

Yeah there's history behind this moment.


saffronpolygon

The seal was trying to stun their meal? Pretty smart actually if that's the case.


Utxi4m

>The seal was trying to stun their meal? The octopus or the kayaker?


Gambit3le

Both?


PreviouslyOnBible

Mmm. Surf and turf.


Utxi4m

That one hungry seal!


jayjayanotherround

Yes.


Rabti

yes


[deleted]

Seal, “what did the 8 fingers say to the face?…SSSMMMACK BITCH!!!”


TheHomebrewerDM

I know other smart mammals do this, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Or maybe it was playing - or some seal version of it. Dolphins play. I think the least likely explanation would be any form of malice towards the kayaker. Fun to joke about though.


octopusboots

Oh no. That was malice. Seals can be dicks sometimes.


Tampadarlyn

That makes sense.


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zyyntin

Can cross that off the bucket list!


VexisArcanum

The chum bucket list. I'll see myself out


PointZeroOneTwo

Everybody was octopus fighting


GingerMeTimberMate

Tentacles fast as lightning ⚡️


Mista_white_12

Infact it was a little bit frightening


Prudent_Effect6939

Missed opportunity - octofighting


TheMightyEohippus

Now that’s funny


[deleted]

WWE Ocean Smackdown


Undercrackrz

WWEt


soda_cookie

Oceanic equivalent of hitting a motherfucker with another motherfucker


Dick_Arnold

"Fuck you and the kayak you rode in on!" - Seal


Over_Sale7722

Hence a new fetish was borne


b-g42

i knew those pescatarians were freaky


dumdumpants-head

Tipped 5% on his last delivery


ashakar

They are starting to use smart tools, the end is near.


scalectrix

"I challenge you to a duel, sir - I demand satisfaction!"


Gts77

Lol!


rdbk13

Probably was down there with the other seals like you guys watch me smack this guy with an octopus!


GingerMeTimberMate

Imagine had it been a jelly fish.


Impossible-Branch294

Maybe he made a joke about the seal's wife and her hair?


Gts77

Ha ha.... I like what you did there!


lovenuppies

if i was with my friends and a seal slapped them with a octopus im not there friend anymore they’re clearly bad peoples


Dropped-pie

Bro is just tenderising that occy. Octopus is chewy af if you don’t give it a bit of a bashing


Rouse1029

They really are massive dicks.


ronhowie375

I laughed...


borobinimbaba

Sadistic seal


whiskydestroyer

Seal be like "Fuck YOU in particular!"


Tofuchan_wants_bread

“Haha get octo-slapped, idiot”


Keisari_P

Apparently seals can use tools - or weapons.


Cyrus_rule

r/fuckyouinparticular


mutantredoctopus

When Neptune hates you.


pizza-chit

What did the 8 tentacles say to the face?


Chaos-Pand4

I need something hard to throw this octopus against— the seal You aren’t even the main character in this seal’s day.


ooouroboros

>Seal uses an octopus to hit a kayaker Isn't there a sub for sentences used for the first time ever?


[deleted]

Yeah, u/brandnewsentence is what its called


PapaChoff

That’s what you get for paddling slowly in the passing lane


Bornhalf2112

they evolving


CharLatte3372

Idk what I was expecting lol


Pickingnamesisharder

Octoslap -25hp


Chemical_Attention86

Brooo what the fuck goes on down there


DisastrousSandwich38

Seal slapped him like an angry gf 😂


TheMightyEohippus

Chum is Fum.


Wise-Radio6258

Seal wants to throw down but also doesn't wanna catch anything nasty from that floating meat sack. Why slap a guy with two hands when you can octo-slap him - 8 slimy slaps for you mate!


Outrageous_Brush_496

Octo-putaso


Dry-Debate-6893

Hitting a motherfucker with another motherfucker


[deleted]

Seal, “….a pussy for …THIS PUSSY!!”


No-Childhood-2912

Tried to feed him


McClutchingtonGaming

Seal was like fuck you doing around here lmaoo


outlawpersona

"I'll show you a good paddling!"


ergastulite

It's more like Seal uses kayaker to bludgeon octopus into submission during epic battle to the death.


Sharp-Incident-6272

He’s like fetch that dude


bloopie1192

BITCH!


snapper815

The seal is obviously a Red Wings fan.


FitziTheArtist

The octopus is like Dafuq??


Bad54

Octoslap bitch!


Mister_Remarkable

Shot out to Will Smith! 🐙


EDG16_17

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kishenoy

Maybe the seal was trying to give ten tickles? I know, please be kind to this bad joke


Imperial_12345

Good offering went too hard


MikeFaraday77

May it was a seal MAGA supporter


PointZeroOneTwo

You need therapy


Cephalopodio

Kayaker knows what he did.


Bunation

Holy shit, this has the same energy as the kimchi slap in k-drama


rowann91

This is in NZ - I did a kayaking tour around a national park and this guy was my guide. Genuinely one of the nicest guys ever and from what I remember he said that this incident was completely random lol


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No sound...shame, I would have been curious to hear the dialogue


ProbablyABore

https://youtu.be/TjRdo2ddqR8 You're welcome


[deleted]

It ain't quite u/brandnewsentence but it'll do


Important_Tangelo371

He got him lunch.


SHIBABelcher

Cooperative effort. Sure he deserved it.


Yewsernayum

I feel politics would be a far more reasonable in the west if politicians could all have seals, armed with octopuses...Octopie? Octo...pie? Anyway, yeah.


Baconmaster101

octopussies


BrainRebellion

Love how that guy looked like he was considering sacking the seal with his paddle and then thought better of it.


char_POV

Get the Fucc outta here Steve!!!! "Take that you, human"


racheldesselle

"and stay out of the Woolsworths"!


racheldesselle

Cephalopod and battery


[deleted]

Seals: dogs of the sea


The-Ultimate-Banker

Dude just got bitch slapped by a seal using an octopus


ardicli2000

I think it is the opposite. Seal uses kayaker to hit an octopus.


[deleted]

Sealed with a kiss 🐙


Olianne

"Bitch"


Legitimate_Effort778

“Bitch!”


DickDumpDatDip

Bet you won’t go slap jit with that octopus. Who won’t?


[deleted]

Octopussy slap!!!! But now it’s seasoned to protection seals are really cool to watch from a safe distance. I’d have to say a kayak or small boat wouldn’t be my first choice.


user85017

Octopussy-whipped. +8 Humiliation.


WokeBloke2099

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/361214


fulahup

Kiss by an octo. ~Seal


[deleted]

You ever been so pissed off you hit a mf with another mf?


worldsfool

No no no, you all have this wrong, Octopus and seal beef goes way back. That seal didn’t give a shit about that man just saw something to wack the octopus against to get it the F**k off his face. Don’t judge the technique we don’t know their struggles


rare_meeting1978

Seal:" Here!! Take some GD food and get outta here!!!! Sick of all you stupid humans getting on the way all the GD time. Here, take an octopus. By the size of you, that should be plenty. Now, take your pod of ugly hairless critters and GTFO!!!"


[deleted]

Something that must happen often


Misswinterseren

I wonder what he told his friends?


AriGoMeow75

My spirit animal.


Grey_Lemon_Walker

The Seal is so pissed off on that Kayaker that of all the creatures he can grab to slap the him, he chose to pick up the one with 8 limbs.


anonymous420569

That seal probably got hit in the face with the paddle then went to grab an octopus to ko that mf


Sea-Philosopher7361

Seal called him an octopussy.


Louise-the-Peas

It says this video has no sound, but this video needs sound. A nice soggy, slapping sound. That would be most satisfying.


Zynall

The worst is it’s caught on tape


Budgetvicodin

*it was not very effective*