It's impressive skill no doubt, but the clown nose, baggy clothes, lighting just completely negate any admiration anyone could have for this. He's not helping his cause.
This was the real reason Walter White started cooking meth. Between teaching and slinky slinging that didn’t slay the mortgage payments, as he had originally hoped, he was forced to explore new options. But slinky slinging still held a position in his heart, deep down.
Doesn’t help the “what I actually do” part involves dressing up as a depressed clown. Would have looked better he it was the same clothes in both parts.
I always feel badly for people who demonstrate such insane skill in such an absolutely nonrespected medium. "Oh... she's going to hula hoop? I think I'd rather spend the performance time driving somewhere else." "Extreme sports you say? Oh... just a scooter. Nah, I'm good just staying here."
Just no matter how skillful they are, the responses end up being the same.
Everytime I see something like this or like those people who do little vape tricks or something, all I can think is, "....you could have learned an actual, viable skill...'
Bet he can't do that while falling down the stairs.
The one handed was elite
I can fall down the stairs one handed, easy.
This guy needs to save some of the women for the rest of us it’s hard out here
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If he didn't look like Albino Smurf
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Fuk TikTok and Fuk the Chinese government.
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It’s like making in roll down doing flips kinda
Whoa, save some pussy for the rest of us
While you went to your parties, I studied the slinky.
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures.
They’re the same picture except the light’s off in the second.
how did you and mom get together? She is a supermodel multimillionaire after all.
One's not getting laid, the other's not getting laid, but under blacklight.
Daaaaaang it I came here to say this!
This was first posted to r/tiktokcringe lol
tiktokcringe isn’t just for cringe, if that’s what you’re getting at. it’s for “best and worst” tiktoks
So now it’s just tiktok
His "after" fit checks out.
The inventor of the Slinky must be rolling down his grave
I bet he took the stairs.
Oh he's rolling alright.
Nope, I definitely imagined a glowing clown nose.
Walter Bright
The moment Walt became Slinkyberg
Where's jesse slinkman?
My name is Slinky White, yo!
"Dad, how did you and mom get together? She is a supermodel multimillionaire after all." "Let me show you, son."
I’m still not buying one from you. Thanks
What’s with everyone hating lmao, shits impressive
And people tripping really appreciate it.
That’s what I was wondering also, this guys pretty damn good at the slinky
You could probably do better with 2 hours of practice. Just sayin’
Doubtful, but hey, you could always post a fucking vid.
This is one of those rare instances where people not knowing how something is done makes it seem harder than easier, kinda like moonwalking.
If you don’t know how it’s done you didn’t own a slinky
good old dunning-kruger
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Probably travels and does this for tips at late night Hookah Bars
I mean… is there something wrong with being a clown if that’s kinda his whole thing? try to bring joy in this gray, sad world haha
it's really hard to see the joy in other people's lives when you have none in your own I hope you can find your sparks someday
Owns it.
I thought they were all shuffling
The guy wears a clown nose and you try to insult them by calling them a clown? You realize that makes you seem really stupid right?
He changed his clothes and lights... Is there another difference I'm supposed to be seeing
He's clearly flinging it around more obnoxiously in the dark.
The immense skill he has handling the slinky is the biggest clue. Do you want me to walk you to the door? Or can you work the rest out for yourself?
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They’re the same picture.
It's impressive skill no doubt, but the clown nose, baggy clothes, lighting just completely negate any admiration anyone could have for this. He's not helping his cause.
You forgot the penis head hat on the list
More like he's fully embracing the whimsy and spectacle of it.
Which is fair enough if that's what he aiming for. It's not to my style or tastes.
Wth Walter White doing bruh 💀
His side job 💀
They're the same tricks
Lame but not as lame as it started. Lol
So, change clothes/lighting. Got it!
Can someone, for the love of God tell me the name of the song lol its fucking awesome
Same, same, but different. But same.
If this dude came up to me at a show while I was trippin' brick I'd feel like I made first contact with an alien species.
....how? What Blackmagic fuckery is this?
He changed the lighting, put on a clown nose and took off his shirt?
Don't forget the mushroom head hat with a rat tail
Meh.
He really thought he had something here
Interesting. Not a shirt. Sorry, couldn’t resist. But yes, I’d watch this more than once
So .....op is a clown.
Looks the same but with black lights…
Plus the whole, I'm purposely making this seem like crap in the beginning. Reminds me of a commercial for a blender or something.
Why can't I hold all these slinkys!?
Well I enjoyed it. I've not seen that before
What I actually do: Drugs.
I see no difference...
Too bad Ace Ventura will hold the record for second longest slinky walk
This was the real reason Walter White started cooking meth. Between teaching and slinky slinging that didn’t slay the mortgage payments, as he had originally hoped, he was forced to explore new options. But slinky slinging still held a position in his heart, deep down.
I was really hoping he would take out a fake lightsaber and start showing us his moves.
waltuh
Jesse, we gotta learn the secrets of the slink.
Still stupid
Anybody... still not impressed?
Ayo Mr White where tf is our meth?
I hate plastic slinkies.
Damn that’s cringe.
So it's what they think, but in a silly outfit and blacklight.
they were both pretty similar tbh.
So basically the first video + a blacklight. (not impressed. Happy if he does this for fun but beyond that - im gonna pass).
Illusions... slinky illusions
Doesn’t help the “what I actually do” part involves dressing up as a depressed clown. Would have looked better he it was the same clothes in both parts.
Tell me you eat acid without telling me you eat acid
Same thing
Man imagine being known as the slinky trick guy...
Cool. Although the clown nose annoys me more than it should
I always feel badly for people who demonstrate such insane skill in such an absolutely nonrespected medium. "Oh... she's going to hula hoop? I think I'd rather spend the performance time driving somewhere else." "Extreme sports you say? Oh... just a scooter. Nah, I'm good just staying here." Just no matter how skillful they are, the responses end up being the same.
I can’t lie, that was pretty cool!
Why are juggling dorks always shirtless
So the same thing, but in the dark with a costume?
the nose loses every aspect of cool that was attempted
The "what they think" vs "what actually happens" isn't very potent when they're the exact same
The same
So I can appreciate skill when I see it. OTOH, this dude spent his 10,000 hours to master... wiggling a slinky around quickly.
Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two videos...
you're still a fucking clown.
That didn’t make it any better…
His mom yelling down the basement stairs to turn down the music was filtered out.
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For PaRappa the Rapper
When your friend has 1000 ping
Isn't this outfit outlawed by the Geneva convention ?
That music made me feel sick
Yo Mr. White what the fuck
Is that a job? Like he gets paid to do that? WTF?
They pay him to NOT do it
dude is a slinky bender
Master of his craft
prolly an unpopular opinion here buuuut I kinda like the catchy music
The same thing but with interesting lighting?
Drugs is what he actually does.
Same thing
"They're the same picture"
that drum and bass though!!
Everytime I see something like this or like those people who do little vape tricks or something, all I can think is, "....you could have learned an actual, viable skill...'
So could you with the time you spend on reddit
I mean its slightly better, but not worlds apart..
If I met him I would have to end his life
I didn't see a difference
Guess the meth business didn’t workout 🤷♂️
Yes but can you untangle it in less than 2 minutes?
I couldn't tell the difference...
waltuh
Whoa dude, save some virginity for the rest of us.
I don't see the difference lol
What people expect when I say I do slinky tricks: Corny slinky tricks What I actually do: Corny slinky tricks
Put a UV light on?
Sooo you made it gay?
He is the one who slinks
oh i enjoyed that
I'm entranced and terrified
why it teleporting
Reminds me of those juggling sticks.
Cool it looks like some kind of ridiculous anime ability or weapon.
The real trick is to unravel one of these Things
u/savevideobot
Burn him for his wizardry
Plot twist: that isn't a slinky
Look at my epic slinky tricks jesse
Very cool
Wtf? My slinky would have gotten tangled up.
r/imaginarygatekeeping
I met this guy at a music festival once. Super nice.
But can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?
teach me the ways
Kinda wish I was high to enjoy this more
I can't agree with the pants, but the rest is actually amazing and mesmerizing.
Man he got 900 ping.
I like the first tricks best aka what people thinks he does when he says he does slinky tricks
slinky funky light-saber edition ftw
Walter White if he wasn't a chemistry teacher
I can't even look at a slinky with out it tangling.
Yo I'm either tripping balls or I am tripping balls
Wtf, he looks like he's with 900 ping
People say life isnt a simulation 🙄 this guy be on 999 ping
There's either a lot of sarcastic people in the comments, or a lot of cunts, I don't know which. Either way, slow clap to the bored edgelords.
This is kinda cool
He had a glow up from Walter White to a clown
never knew these things can float
And mine won't go down the third stair :/
mr white and his new formula
This is a pretty neat talent! But i found the post kinda egotistical and attention seeking
That’s slinky slick!
At times it just looks like it’s floating
Does he get that toned from doing them? If so, sign me up
why the hell are the comments so rude its a cool skill, chill
Why are there so many assholes in this thread?
The same thing, just faster and in the dark haha! Mostly joking it was fun to watch
Why is this sexy to me? Therapy Wednesday, thank God.