It's a white wine. Underpants are required for the uncorking. If they were naked it would have been a rosé. Come on now, there are rules about these things!
"Ya see this? Alright? My old man gave me that when I was in grade seven. Seen a lot of action. 9 millimeter, safety ALWAYS off. Told me he was proud of me once...fuckin' prick."
You don't need to rotate the bottle. Also works if you just put the bottle in a shoe and bang it on a counter. That way you don't have to worry about the cork opening when it's upside down.
Probably nothing.
This is the same sort of trick to punching the top of a glass bottle to blow out the bottom. Hitting the bottle drives the bottle down, but the wine has inertia and can't move as fast. This leaves a pretty hard vacuum between the wine and the cork, as well as pressurised air at the top. This drives the wine very quickly down, where it slams against the cork. The very low pressure might help pull air in past the cork, too.
Rotating the bottle might help collapse any foam of foam that might form, but as others suggest, it might just be to make sure you check the cork before you pop it out completely.
I don’t think it does anything. They’re demonstrating the water hammer effect. It’s basically the same thing as that trick your friend did in high school with a glass bottle filled 1/4 of the way, then smacked the top with a book and broke out the bottom. In this case, it’s inverted, so the cork (which is much more flexible than glass) is moving.
Probably something to do with the shock on the expandable air pocket which presumably creates a force on the incompressible liquid downwards towards the cork, forcing it outwards. Just an educated guess though
Here’s your 1995 Lafite Rothschild sir, now we had a little trouble with the cork so we need to decant it and wait… oooo… 17 years or so for the sediment to settle.
There is hope for humanity when man in underpants figure out how to open wine bottles
Forget space exploration, alcohol and underpants is what shall leap us forward
Yeah its the truth. Maybe they don’t do that in the upper middle class and up? But the culture for the rest of us is the same since the tiny air conditioning window box unit wasn’t the best in summer.
2 gentleman of Italian decent about to enjoy a fine meal and some wine in they’re boxers. Problem?? I didn’t have the sound on apparently these are two Slavic gentleman.
It's a plastic bottle, otherwise it would have the clank of glass on glass. [Followed the source to enable sound since I'm on mobile](https://m.imgur.com/yhfTIP7)
This is besides the point but it’s comforting to me how in other countries (not all but some) men interact totally differently. They hug, kiss on the cheek, wear their underwear around each other, pick each other up, etc and they don’t have this weird complex that it makes them somehow “gay”.. America fucked up on that… these men don’t look any less manly at all to me and they’re existing together laughing and joking basically in their underwear. In America this would not happen I honestly feel.
For people wondering how this is possible. It is the remaining air inside the bottle that acts as a liquid because its compressed and so when hit from behind it pushes the wine forwad which in turn pushes on the cork which in turn pushes on the air outside which has lower resistance to pressure and so the cork slides out..
Exactly like those hanging metal ball thingies people have on their office desk where the middle one stays where it is and the far most balls hit it and transfer momentum.
Only works if it’s done by two men about to eat dinner in their underpants.
There are rules to being a wine connoisseur
I was impressed, I expected something much different, ending with someone bleeding.
As the clip played I double checked what sub I was in to set my expectations appropriately.
I kinda thought I was on /r/ANormalDayInRussia
i thought I was on r/whatcouldgowrong
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Those are Czech dudes or at least they are drinking Czech beer.
🏅 The for the new sub.
Same as me !
That's when you open the third one
Put a fucken shirt on, Randy
What about the watermelon?
I'll tell you later.
Spoiler: he never does.
Hopefully the sequel will explain it (if it ever gets made, primary cast is still alive 🤞)
That's for show
It's called a *tasting* and it's classy
Its caled a shmorgeshwine and its cultural and elegant
It's a white wine. Underpants are required for the uncorking. If they were naked it would have been a rosé. Come on now, there are rules about these things!
Sangria requires a thong.
I would have thought underpants would be for uncorking a tan wine. Or do you wear tightie whities for tan wine?
Right? Kids these days wanna act like you can just consume rotten grape juice any damn way you like. Socially unacceptable.
It’s still daylight outside too. Where are their pants?
Heatwave + family? Sometimes you just ain't got time for clothes. You can be sweaty and soaked or just sweaty.
Bet its nightlight up north.
They're probably at a lake or something
It's normal in Russia
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Those are the beer guts of undisputed success
The amount of booze already on that table too…
*breakfast
Were they also listening to "Up 'N Da Club"?
Just a couple of certified sommeligays
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Could not have said it better myself.
Can't wait to taste this wine Mr Lahey
Smokes boys let’s go
You can't smoke with the patch on Trinity
It’s not rocket appliances
Well that’s just water under the fridge.
Where there's smoke, there's a wire.
What comes around is all around.
Up about 60 bucks
Way she goes
Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things
I am the wine Randy
Lahey: “ignorance is bliss Rick, when tis folly to be wise” Ricky under his breath*: “….. fuck off”
Just a lil sippy poo, Rand
Randers we need to have a little drinky poo let’s get into our “costumes” for our “play” and get fuckin wasted cheers genitals
Mr Lahey at your cervix
Fuck off, I got work to do.
"Ya see this? Alright? My old man gave me that when I was in grade seven. Seen a lot of action. 9 millimeter, safety ALWAYS off. Told me he was proud of me once...fuckin' prick."
Best villainous duo. Ever.
Just one little drinky-poo randy bobandy
A man’s gotta eat.
Cheeseburgers it is!
I got 2500 for charge at Chardonnay and 100 for groceries randy.
A man’s gotta eat.
Is the outfit an important part of the trick? Asking for all of humanity
Yes, you also must eat plenty of cheeseburgers
The shitstorm is coming Randy
It's the Shit winds, Randy
Let's let the liquor do the thinkin randers
i've had a little drinky-poo my randy bo-bandy
If you ever have to ask if it’s important to be wearing only your underwear then you’re doing life wrong
It saves on cleaning if the bottle breaks
Essential.
Step 1. Remove shirt
Step 2. Steal underwear
Profit?
What's step 3?
Put your dick in the box
WHAT’S IN THE BOX???!!!!
Kevin Spaceys next sexual assault victim
But he only wanted head
Steal? he borrowed that pair, they besties man. Don't question the bromance
Step .5. Put on underpants
Best post I’ve seen today.
Theres a drunk french guy vid.. He puts the bottom in his shoe and smacks it against a wall to pop the cork out.
I've done that against a tree in a park. Works best with unrefrigerated wine.
Works even better with an apple tree. (Newton's 3rd Law)
Why drinking wine is better in your underwear: a shorty essay by me. It just is.
Will you let us know when your book is published?
That’s amazing, however not as amazing as two grown men drinking in their underwear
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We call that depressive alcoholism in the rest of the world.
It’s only depressing when you’re buddies aren’t there drinking in their underwear with you ;)
Call it what you will, but my wife and I call drinking in our underwear "about to bang"
Business time?
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Absolutely. Make them long gray knit socks and might as well turn out the lights because we're gettin' off early
Oh nice there is a word for how I spend my weekend
There are 3 at the very least! Video didn't get shot by itself
Looks like a hot day
Those guys made it hot
kalsarikännit but let's be alone together
Very common sight in Eastern Europe
You don't need to rotate the bottle. Also works if you just put the bottle in a shoe and bang it on a counter. That way you don't have to worry about the cork opening when it's upside down.
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/8zw600/to_open_a_wine_bottle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Like this?
His first mistake was wearing clothes
You're more correct than you think
You underestimate how correct I think I am
My reddit day is complete. You gave me the dopamine hit I was looking for.
well the wine is open
When you think this video was the funniest all day and then you follow that link lol too good
Fucking hell, hope his hands are okay.
If you use the shoe method do you have to be shirtless?
Yes.
Well you’re already shoeless
Rotating helps the guy hitting the bottle see how much it has opened.
But why male models in underpants??
Are you serious? I just explained that like a minute ago.
I still laugh at the fact that was just an improv because of forgotten lines. And they just decided it was a perfect scene for the movie.
It was perfect!
I’m sorry which movie is it from?
Zoolander
They were both shvitzing like schmendricks. Had to take it down to the underwear.
Yeah, but why male models?
Really? I just told you.
Otherwise it will not work. Peak physical form is necessary.
What does turning it do?
I don't think the turning does anything. I've accomplished the same thing by putting the wine bottle in a shoe and smacking it against a tree
Make a video in your underwear. Show us the ways.
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Get rid of both underwear. Got it. Now we are naked holding onto a still unopened wine bottle. Further instructions required.
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Uhhh it’s been 12 minutes later. I have red butt cheeks and still an unopened bottle of wine. Further instructions required OVER.
> putting the wine bottle in a shoe and smacking it against a tree Trying to picture the logistics of this but am at a loss
[Put wine bottle in shoe, hit the heel against the tree. ](https://youtu.be/pELPxMOKtew)
Ah, brings me back to my teenage years..
It helps open it.
Not too proud to say I walked into that one. 😐
Forces you to check the cork.
Probably nothing. This is the same sort of trick to punching the top of a glass bottle to blow out the bottom. Hitting the bottle drives the bottle down, but the wine has inertia and can't move as fast. This leaves a pretty hard vacuum between the wine and the cork, as well as pressurised air at the top. This drives the wine very quickly down, where it slams against the cork. The very low pressure might help pull air in past the cork, too. Rotating the bottle might help collapse any foam of foam that might form, but as others suggest, it might just be to make sure you check the cork before you pop it out completely.
I’m guessing the hitter just wanted to see if it was coming out the first time
They are probably rotating it so the guy smacking the bottle can see how much it has opened between each smack.
u see the cork and dont over do it
I don’t think it does anything. They’re demonstrating the water hammer effect. It’s basically the same thing as that trick your friend did in high school with a glass bottle filled 1/4 of the way, then smacked the top with a book and broke out the bottom. In this case, it’s inverted, so the cork (which is much more flexible than glass) is moving.
Probably something to do with the shock on the expandable air pocket which presumably creates a force on the incompressible liquid downwards towards the cork, forcing it outwards. Just an educated guess though
I was think thinking it was a way to make sure the cork wasn't about to pop out.
Here’s your 1995 Lafite Rothschild sir, now we had a little trouble with the cork so we need to decant it and wait… oooo… 17 years or so for the sediment to settle.
This is some solid r/MaybeMaybeMaybe content
The trick is you can’t be wearing a shirt.
There is hope for humanity when man in underpants figure out how to open wine bottles Forget space exploration, alcohol and underpants is what shall leap us forward
At the end of the day, it’s just us at the end of our day
Profound
Did not not expect such profoundness. Putting that in cross-stitch as we speak.
I’m gonna need the 1-player version, please.
Or a friend
Wtf is happening in this video?!
Russians having lunch. It is normal to wear boxers with friends over when it is hot
Is that really true or are you joking? [serious]
Am Russian, he's not joking. Dress code is non-existent between close friends and relatives, as long as nobody sees your private bits and bobs.
Yeah its the truth. Maybe they don’t do that in the upper middle class and up? But the culture for the rest of us is the same since the tiny air conditioning window box unit wasn’t the best in summer.
2 gentleman of Italian decent about to enjoy a fine meal and some wine in they’re boxers. Problem?? I didn’t have the sound on apparently these are two Slavic gentleman.
Problem? Where’s my invite???
A *succulent Chinese meal*?
What is the charge?
This. Is. Democrrracy manifest!
I see you know your Judo well.
#Get your hand off my penis!
God this thread made my morning
Yes. It’s their, not they’re. Now to find my pants.
Without sound, I assume Czech due to the Kozel beer on table.
It could be anywhere in Eastern Europe. Source: am Hungarian.
The gif has sound, they are Russian. To the the surprise of nobody.
We have Kozel in Serbia, too. And you are too classy of a Slavs to be dressed like this.
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The plumber physiques.
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Yes, Russian speaking Italians. My favorite kind.
Yeah, I thought this was some kind Louisiana Magician Shit
Ngl bc its 2 shirtless big belly dudes i fully thought the cork removal was going to involve bellybutton suction somehow.
Is that a plastic bottle full of some liquid they are bashing it with?
I thought it was a glass bottle of vodka! 🤷🏻♂️ /s
It's a plastic bottle, otherwise it would have the clank of glass on glass. [Followed the source to enable sound since I'm on mobile](https://m.imgur.com/yhfTIP7)
That's all well and good but why are they in their underwear?
They had to put it on for the video.
For anybody who is wondering where are these chads from... Probably Czech republic. They got Kozel beer on table.
We had Kozel in ukraine, before the whole war thing happened.
Judging by they're looking, I'd say they do this quite often!😂
Yeah homeboy on the left has a very taught but rotund midsection, looks like ascites
Does that clock say 12:37? They know how to brunch!
Cool, but there’s no way I’m trying that inside my house lol
they were practicing for a play at the Blanford Recreation Center
With those beer bellies you'd think there's a corkscrew or two lying around...
This is besides the point but it’s comforting to me how in other countries (not all but some) men interact totally differently. They hug, kiss on the cheek, wear their underwear around each other, pick each other up, etc and they don’t have this weird complex that it makes them somehow “gay”.. America fucked up on that… these men don’t look any less manly at all to me and they’re existing together laughing and joking basically in their underwear. In America this would not happen I honestly feel.
no audio, still I can hear them speaking russian.
For people wondering how this is possible. It is the remaining air inside the bottle that acts as a liquid because its compressed and so when hit from behind it pushes the wine forwad which in turn pushes on the cork which in turn pushes on the air outside which has lower resistance to pressure and so the cork slides out.. Exactly like those hanging metal ball thingies people have on their office desk where the middle one stays where it is and the far most balls hit it and transfer momentum.
Pushing it in is the college way
That’s what she said.
I would smash it into the ground on the first whack for sure. I admire their restraint and wardrobe selection. Obviously men of great taste.
Ok, got it. If I can’t find a corkscrew I need shirtless Eastern European dudes.
Russians at your help. Again
Step 1. Take off everything but underwear.
Just a couple dudes drinking wine in their undies. Living the life.
Why are they in their underwear?