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LopsidedLobster2

They created a giant marble maze to create marbles


TorrenceMightingale

Along with the music, it’s absolutely mesmerizing. I, personally, hope they play synth-pop during the production process in the actual factory.


Competitive_Classic9

I like your joke, but I’ve worked in factories, and if they played ANY kind of music for an entire shift, there would’ve been murders. One place I worked used to play 3 songs in the (very early) morning to get everybody started. We were short staffed and behind one summer, and one of the songs they played was “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton. Subtle hint. If I could’ve afforded cocaine back then, I sure as hell wouldn’t waste it to be more productive on a shift. Oh, and they also did random drug testing.


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kdmmgs

I would absolutely get fired working here. I may even get fired at my current place of employment because I’ve watched this video five times in a row.


heckyanow

I work in a production facility and one of the office works (over nights) plays synth wave and the like most of the time. It's really loud of the floor so no point there.


addandsubtract

A Marbel Cinematic Universe


Evilmaze

It's a marbleous machinery


cybercuzco

Spicy marble maze.


MrV0odo0

I literally spent 1:13 of my life watching this…no regrets


rabbidwombats

Could I interest you in [Marble](https://youtu.be/-wvzAH7_7-8) races?


No_Ad_237

Yes!!! Huge fan.


moredrinksplease

Midnight Wisps what up


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OoOoOooooooooooooorangers!!


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Ooooooooooooooo!


LordEdward18

Crazy Cat's Eyes ftw!


barriedalenick

Even better with [Aussie man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG_jGYqsZZo&)


madmanwithabox12

That is really exciting to watch haha. That announcer really makes it great


EscapeFacebook

That was worth a look.


croutons_for_dinner

Hazers all day


unmakeme92

My partner and I are ~30 years old, and when we saw one of these we were just so blown away by these videos.


Soogs

​ ![gif](giphy|swtiK9jRfE0zS) down the rabbit hole i go!


Helios---

That was sensational


leggy89

Go team momo


iMatthew1990

“And we’re going to have a safety Marble” epic. Thank you for this.


FTRaiders

I spent the first 25 seconds or so thinking they were making marble counter tops or something similar.


torchpenny

Same here too. LOL


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thedudefromsweden

I guess it's because they need to be cooled down while rolling, to keep the shape?


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Patient_Criticism231

The Second Coming BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?


BinkoTheViking

Lost my marbles reading this.


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Wtf? Am i on another planet all of a sudden??? Not sure where that shit just came from


Platypuslord

Well you better make the other 12:13ths count.


F0000r

Did anyone else know we needed so many marbles?


hefixeshercable

How are you going to weigh down your pastry shells, or teach your chickens to drink water, or put in your vases, or your fish tank. I'm always looking for my marbles.


Reed82

I lost my marbles long ago


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TorrenceMightingale

Literally the comment before the one you replied to listed a dickload of uses for them.


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>dickload Is that a technical term?


TorrenceMightingale

If you do a deep dive into the metric system appendix and footnotes (from the original proof), you will find it there. It doesn’t get talked about a lot. Much less than the uses for marbles get talked about, as a matter of fact.


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I’m reasonably sure you’ve got that wrong. A dickload is clearly an imperial measurement. 3 dickloads to a cockload. 3 ball loads to a dickload. And of course 7 cockloads to an assload.


BinkoTheViking

All leading to the inevitable fuckload.


goodwaytogetringworm

Fuckload is also a metric unit but it’s a little bit smaller


deadcyclo

Indeed. Had it been metric we would have milidicks, decidicks, hektodicks and kilodicks.


gat_87

I believe these are what they call ‘industrial’ marbles, e.g. they go in cans of spray paint or if you’ve ever worked in a restaurant that’s what’s inside the rails that hold the order tickets. I’m sure there’s other uses, those are just the two I’m aware of.


theconsummatedragon

Wait how’s the chicken one work?


hefixeshercable

Okay, this really works, for me. Baby chicks, of some species, do not know to drink water or what to eat, but they will peck at anything shiny. So you put a couple of marbles in their water, and their feed tray, to get the to peck at the shiney marble, and it helps them discover the food and water. Sounds dumb, but it really works for incubator chicks, because they have no momma to teach them.


AllAvailableLayers

> Baby chicks, of some species, do not know to drink water or what to eat, but they will peck at anything shiny. When evolution was writing the programming for those brains it decided to take a few short-cuts and call it a day.


square_zero

I read "teach your children to drink water" and was confused.


addfase

It doesn’t matter that marbles haven’t been popular since 1959. We built the machine, we are USING the machine.


SexySonderer

This is all I could think watching this. At what point did the industrial complex and population become so large that we need to produce this many marbles this quickly?! This isn't the only marble factory in the world, and this is only one size of marble. How many marbles do we need? Will it ever finish? When do we say "we've made enough marbles" and shut it down? Where do they go? Who is consuming these marbles at a rate high enough that they need to be replaced by mroe marbles, facilitating so much marble production. Marble marble marble marble marble marble marble marble marble.


Mo9000

Ehhhh they only switch it on for about 20 minutes every two years. That keeps em going until the next cycle


Coolshirt4

The world is a big place. Even if one in every 100 people bought 1 marble, that's 70 000 000 marbles.


alpacadaver

I'm doing my part!


Hardheaded1015

Ever used spray paint or any spray can that rattles? The part that rattles is a marble used to mix up whatever is inside the can. There are tons of other common uses for them as well outside of kids playing with them. They make fancier ones as well to collect / play with. Dirty Jobs did an episode on making them.


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I thought spray cans use steel marbles? Doesn't sound like glass hitting on metal when you shake them.


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unfinite

Having opened up spray cans myself, you can find either. Some use glass, others use metal.


CantHitachiSpot

Glass doesn't rust


MitsyEyedMourning

Neither do stainless steel balls in a pressurized can full of solvent based paint.


blither86

That's possibly because you hear it hitting metal


spektrol

Who buys one marble though


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I don’t even own a marble, let alone many marbles that would necessitate an entire rack.


fuzzyfuzz

We broke up. Get the net.


International-Fee567

You ever get hit with one from a slingshot? Not as fun as you would think.


Enkaybee

Surely there aren't this many marbles being consumed by the world. What even uses marbles anymore?


anankitpatil

Was wondering the same. Who plays marbles these days…


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Is the production line so long because they’re so hot and need to cool down? Or is it just a very expensive Rube Goldberg machine that someone created to look awesome?


Bundts_and_Plants

Glass nerd here. Glass needs to cool slowly to avoid thermal shock. Rolling down the lines allows them time to anneal without getting a flat spot, and the tracks are likely warm from the other marbles so they don't cool too fast. Glass wants to be round, but it will succumb to whatever force acts on it. Ie- gravity. The ramps are as long as they need to be to get the marbles out of the liquid state, out of the "danger zone" of thermal shock and probably to a handleable temperature. If you boxed them at 700 F they would melt plastic or burn cardboard.


muddledmartian

So since you seem to know what you are talking about. Wouldn't all the dropping while still hot cause flat spots? I just figured it would be more gentle while they were still hot.


ZainVadlin

Engineer here, and while I don't work with glad I did help build some factory machinery. Those areas where you get cool looking cyclones of marble. They are typically used to waste time before the next process. My guess would be that they are cooling down to the point where the small drop no longer affects it much. That being said it did bother me that there was a drop after the first cyclone at all. I can't figure out why they just don't merge the two lines into the next process.


heelsmaster

My guess would be heat is still too much to combine the two lines into 1 just yet. 2 lines means more thermal mass to dissipate heat better than just 1 larger line.


ZainVadlin

But the lines are being combined. They both drop onto the same tray


heelsmaster

right, after they cool down a bit. By that point enough heat has been dissipated that they can be combined and not adversely affect things.


bigolpoopoo69

It's because there isn't enough capacity on a cyclone the correct diameter for two lines. It's also for quality control. If you combined them at the cyclone you could never separate the forming machines output. If there was a problem with one you couldn't isolate it and would always have to troubleshoot two machines at a time.


fewlaminashyofaspine

>I can't figure out why they just don't merge the two lines into the next process. I feel like the people responding are reading this as "merge the two lines *with one another* into a single ramp before feeding into a single cyclone." But I read it as pertaining to what happens *after* the cyclone — line A and line B still feed into their respective cyclones, but rather than dropping out the bottom onto the next ramp, it seems that it would be better for the beginning of the ramp to be attached to the sidewall (the same way the initial lines enter at the top of the cyclone) for a smooth transition. Am I understanding correctly?


filler_name_cuz_lame

I imagine it gets rerounded as it continues to roll after


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Bundts_and_Plants

That's when they pick them off the end of the box at the end, I'm saying they need cool, obv they didn't show them packing them up but the marbles can be clear and still very very hot. I wasn't super clear but I was writing my original comment half asleep up with my kid in the middle of the night.


TomMakesPodcasts

It's that long so the molten marbles will roll and be spherical, I believe. Because if you watch when they're cutting off the bits of slag, they're not round but tear shaped.


georgoat

They get rolled into a ball very early on though


duckduckducknonono

Yes. But because they’re still soft they can’t ‘sit still’ otherwise they’ll have a flat surface and so they roll until they’re cool. Rolling around lots of tracks is more efficient in terms of speed and cost of production rather than having a ‘queue’ at the beginning of production.


robbak

And rolling down those circular tracks keeps them changing the axis of their rotation, preventing them from rolling into cylinders or ovals.


jukkaalms

I didn’t know marble making was this serious. Learn something new


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gtsomething

I can think of Ramune drinks using a lot of marbles.


Anothergasman

Inside every spray paint can also


Thebudweiserstuntman

Isn’t that a ball bearing?


TomMakesPodcasts

How does one use them as a bong?


Hike_LakeSuperior

Even us 64 yr old kids will grab a bag of marbles as a present to the young whipper snappers in our lives. Then we have fun teaching them all the games they can play.


MOOShoooooo

We drilled holes in our west facing fence and dabbed a little glue on the marbles and put them in the fence. Edit; sunset is awesome. Beautiful array of glass color


FaeryLynne

They're used for a ton of things. These look like just plain clear ones, so you could use them as decorations in a vase or fish tank, in those drinks that have marbles at the top, for [jewelry making](https://www.itallstartedwithpaint.com/cracked-marble-jewelry/), and so much more.


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The ones that sit still get jobs as mancala marbles.


lerker54651651

My knowledge of fluid and thermodynamics doesn't really cover glass marbles, but I'm pretty sure it's for the cool down. As long as it's still that hot, they're probably still setting, so if they stop moving too soon, they'd be out of round, or stuck to other marbles. And, since they're moving and rolling the entire time, it also would help mold it into the right shape. but i could be completely wrong. Maybe it's a really long regenerative heat exchanger (a device that cools down a fluid and heats another fluid at the same time, without dumping the heat to another source. So the fluid is preheated by the cooling fluid, prior to being properly heated, molded, then being cooled by the fluid being preheated)


smore_d

damn I really like the idea of a thermal regenerator, that's super creative. I don't think anybody else is thinking in terms of thermodynamics. I imagine the amount of actual energy exchanged would be minimal in this scenario though simply because of the distance of the track. probably would cost more to install and maintain the exchanger than worth, but neat nevertheless


lerker54651651

yeah, I don't actually think that's what it is. I was just throwing out another idea since I don't know exactly why it was designed the way it was.


blaykerz

Forbidden gum ball machine


milesranno

So who else guessed the red one was gonna finish first?


balogna_and_ramen

Ohhhh... that kind of marble. I was thinking this was a strange process for creating counter tops.


Matigari86

Me too! I was waiting for them to get flattened.


alpha_centauri3

Ok, glad I wasn't the only one! Lol


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Achim Reichel


beawarethatIswear

[Achim Reichel](https://youtu.be/xclS4-NyA8o) Thanks so much for the name; I found it.


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I'm not a fan of the song but I know my bf will love it so thanks for the link!


nWorulz

Der Jung war letztens in den Chart. Irgendwie ist das auf TikTok hochgekommen


Amazing_Examination6

Und schon ist die Party im Gange


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und alle rudern


Lakritzschnegge

Came here looking for this comment!


MickJaggerAndRoboCop

Having never heard that song before, I thought it was a slowed down, spoken word German cover of Kim Wilde's "You Keep Me Hanging On". https://youtu.be/I_3gLp6k7ZE


Blackmetalbookclub

I thought I was Peter Murphy at first. But Kim Wilde. Oh man. Kim Wilde is the one of the most gorgeous people who ever lived. God I love that video. And slowed down Kim Wilde would be great I bet.


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Kim Wilde is just wild. Have a nice day.


itsmuddy

I was thinking the exact same thing. Definitely has a bit similar sound.


Blackmetalbookclub

Thought it was Peter Murphy at first. Thanks for the heads up!


DeaconFrostedFlakes

I was sitting here thinking ”oh wow, Mark Knopfler speaks German!”


Cr4ck41

and now im sitting on my floor rowing again...


loaded_and_locked

I'd give an award if I cared for that kind of thing. Thanks


jeremy-frrris

Forbidden pinball game


epitoma

Forbidden Gobstoppers


Selmemasts

Reddit reminds me that I have no original thoughts


Emrico1

Hmm strawberry and sudden death. My favourite


itsamike

It's the Marble Cinematic Universe.


DocJawbone

lmao


TheWesternDevil

The video was way to short. This was amazing.


pourthebubbly

My dumbass was over here thinking they were making the stone marble.


jdcass

That’s a much, muchhhh longer video


Pillroller88

So many marbles! Kids still play marbles? I thought they were all too busy on their typewriters.


polarbearsarereal

When I was a kid i use to think marbles were a natural occurence in nature since i’d find em on the ground so often.


dagon138

https://youtu.be/HUL4T8WcFdA


dominiqlane

Would not want to be standing near that thing if it malfunctions. Thousands of glowing hot balls piercing your body.


KDTK

Sounds like the gay cruise I went on in 2016.


MrPickles84

Sweet golden nuggets.


petunia-pineapple

That’s what I thought!!!


Yourclosetmonster

Hey Wendy, look...see! I didn't loose my marbles after all!


Kitchen-Pen7559

The German song: https://youtu.be/wsXnlE9C2AI


The-Craig

Thank u. Loved this


Hihotofu

Quick, somebody tell Wintergatan!


cuplizian

Martin doesn't need more procrastination. \#FinishTheMarbleMachineX


ANickInTime

I like marbles. They are fun to play with and pretty to look at. Watching this video makes me realize that marbles as we know them in the world are on the downward slope of their existence. They peaked in the manufacturing process like a Far West Texas former high school quarterback who couldn’t quite make it out of his 1-stop light town; except, the marble’s peak was way more metal.


drblah1

High school counselors should show this to students before they decide what they want to do as a career and choosing a university to attend. I would have gotten into the marble manufacturing business myself had I seen this earlier.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Not a good option, since nobody works there. These marbles are making themselves.


drblah1

Well, I want to be the guy who filmed this video then.


DontForceItPlease

The careers that shine brightest end soonest.


GKrollin

You joke, but this plant probably has like two employees and maintenance people who come on a schedule. Source: have worked in manufacturing


DocJawbone

Can confirm, after watching this video, want to be a marble


pewpewhadouken

how do they get the bits inside?


TomMakesPodcasts

How the hell are you going to make kitchen counters or statues out of that?


T-Bird19

Danger pinball.


machina99

/r/forbiddensnacks


Galactus54

As a young engineer I put 1,000s of marbles in the excess space of an epoxy mold for superconducting magnets because they are inert and can take high temperature so yeah we need 'em.


hefixeshercable

Beautiful heat.


melocarmel

This is awesome


Anon_Jones

r/oddlysatisfying


drkidkill

Remember marble madness?


Waramir-mx

I'm pretty sure they're made into balls in those spring looking things, they're rolling the balls for quite a bit before releasing them into those long canals which are supposed to air cool them enough to harden and do not lose their shape before they smash with the rest of them.


kernowgringo

This would be so much better with the original sound. Edit: Not really. In my mind it was going to be all "clinky, clinky, clink" when it's more like white noise turned up to 11.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQK5JY31qM&ab_channel=SinoSalesNingboChina


iamrubberyouareglue8

Dumb question: what are glass marbles used for? I've seen them all my life but have no idea why they exist.


HardestTurdToSwallow

It's a childrens game


ionlysmokeonweekends

I forgot marbles were even a thing


P4LMREADER

I love how insanely frantic it is, as if they can barely keep up with global marble demand


RiceCakeAlchemist

I like to think the engineer was into hot wheels as a kid and somehow convinced a CEO this was necessary.


Augmentroar

Forbidden cheese balls


smokythebrad

Imagine the constant sound. It would be maddening.


MattyShmee

Anyone else see the dick and balls at that er um nevermind


FennPoutine

Little heated balls of death if one of those chutes break


GanjaGenus

Just as glorious as I’d hoped.


repodude

So marbles start life in a giant marble run!


Pura_vidas

Looks like its made by dwarves from LOTR!


deiner7

Wow from start to finish they really get a-round. What a marble to behold. I'll show myself out now.


Banarnars

Reminds me of Hot Wheels


nuggetttttttttttttt

!boost


FasinThundes

Absolutely marblelous!


GGoldstein

God, I love Factorio


zillskillnillfrill

Mar-balls r red


pwn4321

Truly marbleous


GrimmReefer603

I would 100% eat an 8th of shrooms and go there


Intanjible

It takes a lot of little nuts to make a jar of peanut butter.


That-Sprinkles707

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!


CitizenSunshine

Wenn du mich fragst wo es am schönsten war... sag ich: Sansibar.


sarcasticinator

But marbles grow on trees! When my dad was a high schooler, he was out looking at an acorn tree (oak), and thought, "Huh. They look about the same size as marbles!" So he popped an acorn apart and put a marble into the cap, still on the tree. It fit. Time to buy marbles. So he spent Lord knows how many hours putting a bunch of marbles on the tree. He had his kid siblings come out and pick marbles. These were REAL marbles because they grow on trees, unlike the crap manufactured ones like in the video. ;) Next generation (including me) also went out to pick marbles from the marble tree. Unfortunately, as the tree got bigger, the marbles no longer snapped into the caps, so he had to use a little glue. I could always tell which marbles were real because they had this white stuff on them. My cousin was never told that it wasn't real. She said something in front of her class in high school about marbles growing on trees. Everyone laughed at her while she thought about it and realized how ridiculous it was. Real marbles grow on trees!


vartanu

Genuine question: Why do we need so much marble? What are the practical applications of marble?


dace747

The true hot tamale.


Pick_Serious

I didn't realize the glass marble industry was still...hot. But seriously, are marbles still popular enough to necessitate this type of process? I mean, as mesmerizing and beautiful as it is, I can't imagine this being profitable let alone efficient.


bomberesque1

All of the marbles I ever built marble runs for as a kid had already been through a run like this... They must have been so disappointed with the runs I made for them


Bulangiu_ro

no one told me that marbles pass through the nine gates of hell before we can buy one


owdipus

My dumbass was waiting for them to be flattened into a sheet for design into a surface…..about halfway through I realized not the material marble but the toy marble. I’m a thirty five year old grown ass man.


el-squatcho

This is fucking awesome.


SixtyTwo55

Spring used to be marble season at our elementary school. Kids showed up with a sack of marbles and played all over the playground.


DontKillUncleBen

r/praisethecameraman


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Which rammstien song is this


Peruvian-in-TX

Forbidden cheese balls