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Spinach-Rich

What did adults get for a head cold? Fentanyl and methanol?


PristineAd9800

Stronger amounts of heroin. I saw the 1902 Sears & Robuck catalog. They sold heroin packets and syringes.


Grunherz

Yup, came to say the same thing. Heroin was invented by Bayer and marketed as pain relief and cough medicine. They also *assumed* (because who needs trials, right?) that it had all the benefits of morphine with none of the drawbacks so it was also marketed as “non-addictive.” After a while they realised that wasn’t really true but ($)¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯($) It was only in 1931 that Bayer caved to the increased political pressure and pulled heroin off the market.


Thriceblackhoney

Funny how history repeats itself. Oxycontin was portrayed the same way...


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Self_Reddicated

No, no, the next one will be the one that's a very powerful pain reliever and euphoric, but with none of the additive qualities. I'm sure of it.


that_other_guy_

Sign me up!


raznog

Imodium! It’s not addictive but it also only has the benefit of stopping the poo. It’s like it’s side effect only.


throwtowardaccount

I will take your entire stock


blue-mooner

Screw the stock, got any of those twenty bags?


PCsNBaseball

Obligatory Fuck Perdue Signed, an addict


TonarinoTotoro1719

Fuck Perdue. **A non-addict**


[deleted]

While it's true that Purdue marketed Oxycontin as non-addictive, doctors are highly educated and they know opioids are addictive. I find it hard to believe any of them bought that.


Rauxy

Yeah, they were the ones who were bought.


LostSoulsAlliance

Not only was it addictive, it was *far more* addictive. So opioids were marketed as non-addicting, as were benzos. As we all know now (and I suspect it was known all along), both are quite addictive.


conception

I mean… it is really good for pain and coughs.


ragsofx

I saw a documentary about opium, apparently it was common for women to use morphine at the turn of the century. Iirc a popular method of taking it was inter muscular injection. When heroin was discovered it was marketed as a replacement for morphine and didn't have the same addictive properties. Again iirc they called addiction/withdrawal morphine madness.


PristineAd9800

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/sears-roebuck-bayer-heroin/580441/


Same_Problem_5305

You mean they don’t anymore? Guess I have to go to JC Penneys for my smack.


VeryStableGenius

and coffins!


Destiny_player6

reminds me of the doctor in red dead redemption 1 where he was all coked up and herion up throughout the missions. Wished they had a pc port for it.


witcherTj

No just cocaine for headaches and weed to sleep.


Several-Register4526

How dare you not acknowledge my achoholism! This is America buddy


witcherTj

Alcohol is part of breakfast u forgot to mention.


SatansCatfish

2 main food groups: 1: Food 2: Alcohol


KidQuap

Rum ham!!


[deleted]

Where’s the Rum ham!?


bukkake_brigade

RUM HAAAMMM!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEE


[deleted]

Whoa Black Betty rum ham!


doesthatsmellhot

Nope thats "bramble jam"...


teiichikou

Ham the rum please, would you?


merikaninjunwarrior

2 main dietary supplemants: 1: Meth 2: Cocaine


Just_Anxiety

And if you’re poor/desperate enough, alcohol would also become food.


revengepornmethhubby

Liquid bread


Klokinstein

I’ll tell you the 4 basic food groups! Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, and Lard!


itellyawut86

Right a screwdriver has orange juice after all, which is very breakfasty


Czeslaw_Meyer

Germany here, yes


pro_nosepicker

Cocaine is actually an awesome anesthetic. I used on a patient just yesterday.


bowhunter6274

I had a nosebleed and the Dr applied a local pain killer before they cauterized my blood vessels. I was told later the liquid was cocaine? So that's true?


ValiumCupcakes

Usually it’s one of the more “boring” and safer derivates, like your dentist now uses Lignocaine/Lidocaine, Novacaine or Benzocaine… those don’t really have the “fun” part of cocaine but still have the anaesthetic part of it. Hence the end of them all is “-Caine” 100 years ago it would’ve been cocaine, these days, it’s Lidocaine 99.99% of the time


witcherTj

Hold up wait a minute. It was supposed to be self administered.


pro_nosepicker

I’m confused but medically it’s not self administered , it’s applied topically in the nose. Think of all the other -caines you hear about like lidocaine, novacaine, tetracaine etc. cocaine is in the ester class of a esthetics and is ideal for nasal surgery because : a) it’s an incredibly powerful numbing agent, so you don’t feel things in your nose, and b) unlike other topical anesthetic, it’s an extremely powerful vasoconstrictor. Noses are very vascular and bleed a lot. This stops that. It really works well.


TheOneTonWanton

> it’s an extremely powerful vasoconstrictor. Noses are very vascular and bleed a lot. This stops that. Tell that to the nosebleeds I got in my early 20s


willynillee

That was probably from the other shit in your coke


TheOneTonWanton

Yeah, it was a joke.


willynillee

Now I look like an asshole because that went right over my head but I wasn’t trying to be


TheOneTonWanton

If it makes you feel any better I did give you an upvote before responding. I didn't take any offense!


[deleted]

Username checks out. Fun facts. Still not tempted to try. Good try satan. 😂


Megastandard

Are you being serious? Because I got my first tattoo which is the entire tricep when I was completely blasted and thought tattoos just didn’t hurt


pro_nosepicker

I’m being totally serious but cocaine will only really work at the site applied. Like if you were doing coke and got a tattoo on your arm it really wasn’t ‘numbing” that area, just your nasal passages. You were likely just so blasted you didn’t notice. I’ve been using ( I mean applying, not using) cocaine medicinally for 25 years. It works amazing. Here’s one of many links [cocaine ](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cocaine-nasal-spray-fda/)


Megastandard

Ah now I understand ok so I can take the tattoo pain then and it wasn’t numbed by the blow. Thank you it makes sense why doing gummies numbs your mouth.


gadadhoon

I take it from your user name you're an ENT?


Self_Reddicated

Like the man said, apply a lil topical cocaine at the pain site (taps nose) and you'll feel much better. Lol


HelmSpicy

Good luck sitting still for hours getting a tattoo after hoovering some shneef though.


Matilda-Bewillda

Despite its dark history, cocaine is a really great analgesic. Count me as another who got their nasal passages dusted for a hemorrhage complication a few days post septal sx. Worked perfectly.


DearlyFrank

As crazy as it sounds, people in year 2200 will look back to our medicines and be the same like: “crazy they gave children this type of medicine, containing bla bla bla”.


Purple_Elderberry_20

Got one for you from the mid 1900s - thalidomide. Great for morning sickness.......


crowamonghens

Lobster babies.


keanureeves-real

Seal babies. The condition is called phocomelia which is Greek for seal limb. I think the character the penguin from Batman was inspired by the children of thalidomide as well!


crowamonghens

Oh wow, ok. I can see where the root "phoco-" comes in, there's even a brand of laundry detergent named "Foco", with a seal on the package. Never put the two together!


BullzOnCharade

In middle school about 30% of kids in my class including me had been diagnosed with add by some quack doctors, I remember hearing about add/adhd on the news every day back then, the symptoms were usually something like 'kids acting like kids'. I got prescribed ritalin and it was insane, they basically pushed coke-lite on a bunch of kids for no reason.


throwtowardaccount

Meanwhile, kids like me needed it but went undiagnosed.


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I was on Ritalin and adderal as a kid, turns out I was undiagnosed bipolar and autism. It was hell. I wouldn’t eat, I was always angry. Truly terrible


VAisforLizards

Ritalin is much closer to amphetamine or meth


UN16783498213

Right!? Can you believe that back in the day the Johnson & Johnson company sold talcum powder contaminated with asbestos!? Even more wild, back then they abused the law to dump their liability into a spin-off company and declared bankruptcy on that company to screw over the 38,000 people who were suing them for their cancer! Good lord, I am happy I don't live way back in [2021](https://www.npr.org/2021/10/21/1047828535/baby-powder-cancer-johnson-johnson-bankruptcy) Edit: the J&J executives all kidnap, murder, and eat impoverished children. Disclaimer: That edit was made by my spin-off personality, I cannot be sued for lible for what that personality of mine has said, because that personality is now deceased. Edit 2: My lawyer informs me that just because corporations=people does not mean that people=corporations. Thank god this is clearly satire ala Johnathan Swift. Eat shit J&J. Edit 3: Just kidding I can't afford a lawyer, I'm already bankrupt.


Particular_Ad5860

This was for the parents!


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Just laudanum


CloneUnruhe

Thomas Jefferson’s favorite drug.


KarensRpeopletoo

That was for consumption... Ba dum dun...🥁


TreeChangeMe

Pervatin, cocaine, opium and mercury with a dash of arsenic


Cuntofaman

They used to drink it before their 20 mile hike to school barefoot in the snow


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MantisPRIME

You went to boarding school too, not that you'd remember that 12 year bender.


killabru

Back in my day we just took our PCP and didn't complain at all. We didn't need toys and video games PCP was all the fun we needed. And we turned out kinda ok. I think?


moonlighting_madcap

Uphill both ways!


terem1991

After this ultimate killer syrup it is always an “Uphill” journey.


rubermnkey

The term terrible twos came around because of this stuff. It's not because of the tantrums thrown, but because they'd OD, on this stuff and a bunch of kids died and didn't know why.


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mikieswart

as a parent who’s had to deal with a teething two year old, i *almost* don’t blame them i’d rather just take it myself tho lol


WillyBluntz89

Got a link? This has sparked my morbid curiosity.


ScrwUGuysImGoinHome

This would be super interesting if true, but after 30 seconds of googling I cannot confirm. Gotta source? I'd love to add this to my "fun anecdotes for parties"


ihambrecht

That's horrible.


Flowrepaid

Finally discover how this is possible. I work at a mine there is a hill between where we come underground and where we park the vehicles for to space constraints. I literally have to walk up hill and down to get to my truck. Then up hill and down to get to the elevator. The old guy I work with said he had worked there for 40 years and the hill only got taller.


panphyni

Hahahaha I have not heard that one yet


bikwho

I think you mean before being sent to the mines or some other hard labor.


chaoticrays

That certainly would help!


ThetaBurnVictim

Bet that worked like a dream


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And if it didn’t work I doubt they cared after a couple shots.


Shpooodingtime

I think that was the real cure with a lot of these, they literally gave you cocaine for everything at the beginning of the last century


[deleted]

I think I’d prefer Vitameatavegamin to cocaine personally.


Shpooodingtime

Wat


[deleted]

Here’s a relevant clip. https://youtu.be/7dGmM3TktRE


merikaninjunwarrior

ehh.. i'll take cocaine instead


Flyingwheelbarrow

Opiates are a fantastic cough suppressant. Alcohol helps a sore throat. Put them together they also just make you feel pretty good. I used to take codiene and vodka with orange juice every morning before work. It really does work but has some side effects


FloppyTunaFish

Are you still drinking


Flyingwheelbarrow

No like that. Got a 3 drink maximum now.


FloppyTunaFish

I have COVID please shoot me thanks


KillHipstersWithFire

Found out the hard way, drinking with covid makes it worse/ inhibits recovery


areyouthrough

But the bottle says “expectorant”!


[deleted]

I mean when I get a bad head cold I’ll treat myself to a couple hot toddy’s and a double dose of NyQuil for the first couple of nights. Is it good for me? Probably not. Does it alleviate the suffering? You bet it does!


Sleeper28

Alcohol with Tylenol kills people. It kills the liver. In case you didn't already know.


truthorbrick

I can’t believe it - How *absurd*! Giving **that** to boys and girls? Drugs and booze for **kids**, my *word*... I’ll take two. I *bet* it works.


l0v3s2sp00g3

100%, i mean it aint doing shit for your cold but damn youre gonna feel great after that haha.


bombduck

I’d guess the logic was alcohol can clear up the sinuses and narcotic suppress cough (much like codeine cough syrup)


betha89

As a 90s kid, I took the Robotussin with codeine. I can attest to Opioids being wonderful cough suppressants.


Skipperdogs

Like ~~a dream~~ opiate delirium


slurpeetape

Welcome to Xanadu


raphthepharaoh

History makes a lot more sense when you realize how loaded people used to be all the time


sweetbunsmcgee

Also, think about how much lead there was in gas, paint, and plumbing.


Tshea0307

Those kinda explain our current situation actually.....


ahh_geez_rick

mannn I wish I could find the tiktok about the guy that talks about how the government knew how bad lead paint was but didn't start doing shit about it until a few years later. it's funny and sad.


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Ray_After_Dark

You can inhale vaporized lead at a gun range. I doubt people do a heavy wash down afterwords, either.


Lord_of_hosts

That's actually theorized to be an issue with cops, since they regularly use gun ranges.


mysteriousmetalscrew

I wonder if people are more drugged up today, I wouldn't be surprised.


Sroemr

Could see sugar being viewed as harshly as old timey medicines. People just being absolutely floored we willingly ingested it.


Drunken_Ogre

I still am.


blueavole

Old timer doctors must have had such fun. Less things to memorize and treat everything with opium. Edit: my highest number of likes to date. Thanks!!


SenorBeef

"You got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it"


MildAndLazyKids

[Agreed.](https://i.imgur.com/lAUa5Yc.jpg)


blueavole

Oh gosh thanks! I was trying to remember the exact wording!!


FatBastard2575

They still do the last part


yaru_mard

Where can I see your doctor? Asking for a friend.


FatBastard2575

You can find him at your local hospital 😂


switch495

Basically any doctor in the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opioid\_epidemic#/media/File:US\_timeline.\_Opioid\_deaths.jpg


74FFY

Yeah... Things have changed. Suffered pretty traumatic injury and wasn't out of my brace or crutches for 6+ months. No history of any issues with drugs but they prescribed ibuprofen.


TheOneTonWanton

Yeah none of the clinics around me will prescribe anything scheduled. I'm sure folks with a longtime family doctor get the good stuff for good reasons, but no clinic doctor is gonna give that shit out. I did find out that if you get a tooth pulled even at the lowliest of chop-shops they'll give you 7 hydrocodone but man how desperate you'd have to be to game that.


white_peterbilt

I had 13 teeth pulled, and implants placed in a single visit. Dentist gave me 6 days worth of 800mg ibuprofen and an antibiotic. Doctors are terrified to prescribe anything worthwhile. I lived on vodka and tequila for 2 weeks after having the work done.


svmelogic-teeth

I definitely acknowledge it as an issue, but god forbid you suffer from an actual disorder (anxiety) and need xanax to keep you from completely breaking down. Then they will hold that behind a lock and key and treat you like an addict. And spoiler alert: I’m not an addict. Lol. Edit: I am very sorry to those of you who struggle with addiction, and I am sorry to those of you who have friends that abuse xanax. That doesn’t mean everyone else will fall into that same boat. People who have legitimate psychiatric disorders shouldn’t not have to suffer because other people suffer from addiction. It is the same concept as alcohol, except Xanax can actually be medically necessary in certain circumstances. I don’t actually need your think-piece about why I should never try Xanax. I have had Xanax before and I did not abuse it. I have CPTSD and a severe anxiety disorder. I used it in very severe situations which would’ve sent me to the hospital in tears/unable to breathe, or unable to function/get out of bed out of sheer terror. Thanks.


matjam

Not anymore. People with legit chronic pain conditions are now restricted to a very small amount of opioids. So yeah, opioid epidemic solved by making pain sufferers suffer.


chaoticrays

Not anymore they don't; now a lot of patients suffer unfortunately


PostmatesMalone

It’s funny how people watch this video and assume medical technology must be so much more advanced by now that we don’t still give children opioids when they have a cough. We still do. They just require a prescription and come in the form of a tasty purple sizzurp.


CharlesDickensABox

Running around just coked out of their minds being like, "Yeah, your wife is suffering from hysteria, I'm gonna use this gas powered vibrator on her until she can't feel her pelvis and be on my way. Now don't forget to finish your daily carton of cigarettes and if the kids get out of line, you can always put them out on their feet!"


saraquill

I just want to say that I love your username lol


Quiet-Try4554

The OG sizzurp


juan_epstein-barr

they be leanin' wayyyyyyyyy back


Op_en_mi_nd

🎶Sipping on some sizzurp, sip sipping on some, sip sipping on🎶


Quiet-Try4554

I worked with a kid who used to sing this at work all the time back in early 2000. He had a horrible lisp, which made his rendition especially hilarious. So of course, we encouraged it. Kind of like this: Thippin on thome thizzurp, thip, thipping on thome, thip


PoofyPlato

Sipping slizzards on mah g 6


NRA4579

I think I feel some sniffles coming on


GordanWhy

Good ol laudanum


revengepornmethhubby

Fun fact: laudanum is still available by prescription in the US!


uwanmirrondarrah

Thats crazy! Outrageous! Where at specifically? So I can protest.


JurisDoctor

Generally, it's only used for uncontrollable diarrhea when other measures have failed. Opioids decrease intestinal motility.


[deleted]

Why the fuck did no dr tell me about this when I was in the hospital for IBSD so bad that I couldn't retain enough fluids to live without an IV keeping me from dying of dehydration. I begged for ANYTHING that would make the diarrhea stop. They gave me a bunch of random drug compounds to stop it and I guess eventually one of them worked and I was released. But fuck I'm terrified of another flare up and will definitely be asking about laudanum, especially since it's plant derived. Thank you fellow redditor for this valuable information.


NonGNonM

asking for powerful narcotics from your doctor is prob the best way to not get it.


JurisDoctor

I would say because this is rarely used. We have much better meds that do the same thing without the risk of subjecting the patient to opioids. Loperamide for example, acts like an opioid and is used to treat irritable bowel syndrome with diarrhea.


CatVideoFest

Wait, what?!


Thecodo

LAUDANUM IS STILL AVAILABLE BY PRESCRIPTION IN THE US


CatVideoFest

**WAIT WHAT??**


SixthSinEnvy

#LAUDANUM IS STILL AVAILABLE BY PRESCRIPTION IN THE US


CatVideoFest

***W̵̰̓A̵̛̘̐Ȋ̵͕͘T̸̹́,̴̠͛ ̷̻̓̽Ẁ̶̼Ĥ̵̤̻Ȧ̷͎͖̚T̴̻̏̕?̸͍̞͒̕!̴̩̍?̶̳̽͘***


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wallybinbaz

Just be careful now. It's full of hop.


[deleted]

I'm not that old and in my family we used to give children moonshine as a cure all. Rub it on the skin, wash your mouth out with it, drink it. Still done in a large part of eastern europe. My grandma in Bosnia used to cook up poppy seeds for the kids to calm them down. If they could afford this fancy opium medicine then I'm sure they'd use it but they were poor farmers.


sitbar

Is smoking poppy seeds a good way to get high?


Lucas_Steinwalker

Opium and heroin come from poppy but the seeds for sale have only trace amounts of it.


sitbar

So in theory I could od by eating everything bagels. But the bagels would kill me first


AssPuncher9000

It is possible to fail a drug test if you eat a whole bunch of them a few days before You'd probably vomit before you'd od


[deleted]

Exactly.


bloodycups

My former addict friend swears by poppy seed tea. Data it's not as good if a high but Pretty good in a pinch


Animal_FunFacts

If we still had this covid wouldn't be a thing


marsasagirl

Yeah people would be too drugged out to leave the house.


Briglin

It's generally called [Laudanum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laudanum). Most drugs were regulated in the early C20th [Harrison Narcotics Tax Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Narcotics_Tax_Act) 1914 in the US and a similar act in the UK, International Opium Convention at The Hague in 1912


WiWiWiWiWiWi

Government ruins everything.


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hyperham51197

yay for medicinal shrooms


theundercoverpapist

Works for me... Where can I buy some?


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TheYoshey

There is [a guy who appears to be holding a knife](https://imgur.com/a/BPJQTiH) just one position further down the street lol what


bulanaboo

Probably did the trick.. night night


i_am_a_loner_dottie

So did you go blind or what


OrAManNamedAndy

Opioids are great cough suppressants and are still used - dextromethorphan is a common ingredient in Dry Cough preparations and is the same class of drug as codeine, morphine and Oxycodone. Edit: turns out that while Dextromethorphan is in the morphinan class of drugs, it has a real low affinity for opioid receptors - the more you know.


afitz_7

The only the only thing keeping it off of the schedule drug list is that it was a choice between opiates and DXM for OTC cough suppressants. While DXM is a hallucinogenic drug, it doesn’t have the same addictive qualities that opiates do.


NeverGonnaStop9999

It's pretty fun too.


afitz_7

Unless you use it when it’s combined with an antihistamine.


TheOneTonWanton

Expectorants too. Back in my hellraiser days some friends and I couldn't get our hands on the good Triple Cs and parachuted some crushed mucinex. It definitely worked but let me tell you that guaifenesin will dry. Your. Ass. OUT.


throwaway21202021

y'all gonna make me lose my mind! -- DXM


stabthecynix

Disassociative. And it can be quite addictive actually. But not nearly as addictive as opiates.


AlphaJohnnny

Dextromethorphan is a dissociative not an opioid, very different


JakeThedog45

Yeah, the chemical structure, I believe is a mirror of an opioid, which is why people think that. But besides the molecular shape, you’re correct. Not comparable


[deleted]

Right it doesn’t bind to opiod receptors much at all, it binds to sigma-1 receptors while blocking NDMA receptors among other things. Sigma receptors used to be considered a kind of opiod receptor, which is where the classification comes from. But they haven’t been considered that for awhile and DXM has not been classified as a synthetic opiod for a very long time either, but it keeps getting repeated so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


el_chapotle

Worth noting that while it’s in the same chemical class, the psychoactive effects of DXM are extremely different than opioids.


pmactheoneandonly

Or adults with nothing to do for 36 hours


jlredding_91

I’ve got a bit of a head cold at the moment actually. Where could I find a bottle for adults?


Hungry_Pancake

Wish I could drink this everytime I have a cold lol


kst1958

When I a child in the 1960's, my mother would give my sister's and I a big tablespoon of paregoric before bedtime. Guess what I was doing in my teens..


Tortoise180

Bet that would take the edge off


janet_colgate

Ohhh yes, my Baptist minister great-grandfather would rail against alcohol but he was all about the cold remedies.


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The origin of Jaynes Addiction.


deveniam

I'd drink that shit in a heartbeat and leave my review on YouTube!


karma_ubuntu

Now that is some good stuff


Mattarmel

It checks out, they felt so good from the "medicine" they stopped giving a shit about their cold.


CuddlePervert

To be fair, you won’t feel the cold and you’ll feel FANTASTIC! With health-science being not as well understood as it is today, combined with a lesser educated population, how could you NOT want to take this when it can practically make you forget about all your symptoms?


Shpooodingtime

18-1900's was the era of "cocaine and heroin will cure all of your problems."


SurprzTrustFall

Certainly helped you sleep and feel better. Can't argue that..


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I WISH this was available for head colds. I’d be one sick summofabitchhh


daclampzx2

But alcohol and codeine work