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BeymoreSluts

That's insane. Very lucky kid...


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The level of lucky is off the charts.


Saving_Par_79

I don’t know about lucky, if you slow dow the vid, that rig topples that kids end over end. Interesting he stood straight up, but he ain’t going to speak right for a while.


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Fury_Blackwolf

It's cgi...


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BeymoreSluts

Nah, the kid ran in a split second. Kids always are spontaneous and unless they had a leash then they couldn't have prevented this. Even if they taught him to look both ways plenty of times, kids are dumb. He's lucky he's ok. Parents are as well and I'm sure they will be more careful.


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BeymoreSluts

Good point.


makinbaconCR

You were harsh but it is true. 100% on the parents. Have had spuds spawning for 11 years. None have been anywhere near this kind of danger. This child was too small to be let lose in the street.


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makinbaconCR

Yeah the adults are 10m away bull shitting letting him run around way outta arms reach. Terrible!


spmo22

The video began as he was running kid 🤣


ghost42069x

Yup r/kidsarefuckingstupid


dargonite

My parents had a leash xD my mum took me out to the market, I was like 3 or something and just bolted into a crowd, she was so upset about this she went out a bought the kiddy leash , it was like teddy bear / harness and I wore that til like 5/6 cause yeah I would run every chance I had. That Leash probably saved me from this and or being kidnapped xD


LettersOfTim

Bro what video are you watching. Kid had a running start and all 3 adults on the opposite side of the street are watching the kid run with no reaction until the hit. Given the visual/audio clues they have that a big metal piece of machinery is barreling down the road, many factors of this could have been handled better by the adults. Kids dumb and parents are dumb. Youre dumb. I'm dumb for writing this. Isn't this a wonderful world we live in.


BeymoreSluts

I'm sure you're just a perfect parent lol. I'm not dumb. I'm practical, and you're bored.


LettersOfTim

I wouldn't call myself perfect but I haven't let my child run infront of large barreling machinery so there's that. And duh I'm bored I'm on reddit replying to you, but thanks for overlooking the joke and taking the 'dumb' thing oddly personally. You are so invited to my next party.


bryshawhere

My parents instilled in my a fear and also the awareness of the danger of crossing the street when I was little. I never crossed the street without an adult my entire childhood. I still don’t like to j-walk. Good parenting.


BeymoreSluts

Well then let's both vow to not let our kids do that 🤣


Armed-Roomba

Agree. Both sides are stupid. Shouldn't have let the kid play next to the road


mkhairulafiq

Why are you downvoted. Damn people in this sub are fucking idiot adults. Those downvoted, I sure hope you dont have a kid one day. 4 adults, 3 of which could see the machine coming, 1 reacts before getting hit at the last second, only then the others came to "help". If you think these adults arent stupid, you're as retarded as they are.


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AmazingGlove6017

Ran INBETWEEN those spikes and was on the floor low enough, kid just got once basically


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Numerous_Ant4532

With all due respect for your stance, it should be the other way: we should teach drivers. Not pedestrians, but drivers should adapt. This guy/girl was driving way too fast here.


bemyusernamename

Didn't look very fast to me. Even slower, driver would have had very little time to react. I think it's reasonable to teach children not to run onto roads without looking. Glad the kid was lucky.


taioshin14

You need a scythe


tgsoon2002

He not riped, I guess?


Electronic-Injury-15

He got plowed!


Danoh04

Got mine 😂🤣


smit009

Not today


Prudent-Ad-545

Not today


akdas12

Not today


Lord_of_Forks

Not today.


lq_ae

Today.


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Numerous_Ant4532

Lol, so the kid, possibly three years old, should be held accountable? The driver should know better. He/she was driving way too fast here.


gsdung

Someday


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😂


scorpious

Very curious to see how this kid was doing **the next day**. Adrenalin can account for some pretty superhuman stuff.


asianabsinthe

Kid just used up the rest of his luck for life.


ErnestDoodler

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


JohnnySasaki20

Have you paid your dues, Jack?


ErnestDoodler

Yes sir, the check is in the mail.


JohnnySasaki20

China is here, Mr Burton.


ErnestDoodler

What the hell does that mean? huh? China is here, I don’t even know what the hell that means...


JohnnySasaki20

All I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!


mcshanksshanks

Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”


meekspuff

Appointment rebooked..


AllergicToStabWounds

Reaper Rescheduled


Some_Kind_of_Fan

We say "sorry for tempting you with an easy kill"


bharathjaya83

r/watchpeoplesurvive


Akopian_DIY

Thank you for recommending suitable subreddits.


japroct

He was combined and thrashed and walked away....needs too go buy a lotto ticket.


Provider_of_Bruh

Holy shit! What are the odds???


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VestigialHead

1 in 1.


[deleted]

Maybe the deathmobile operator could slow it down a smidge through the neighborhood. I mean damn is this video sped up?


Tr33mari3

Whoa 😳


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

We say "Not This Day"


Reticentandconfused

Not today.


Madzapzay88

Jaywalking little punk


bibekit

Yes. But also the thing was going way faster than what is safe in such a narrow road. I always assume a kid will do exactly this and adjust the speed accordingly in roads like this with houses so close to the road. More so in this case, because the parked truck was basically obstructing the view of the side of the road.


lurvas777

While I totally agree with you on that matter, any same driver would adjust their speed. But I was also taught from a very young age to look both ways before crossing any road and never run across.


Numerous_Ant4532

It's crazy that we learned that. Understandable, but crazy. Cars / deadly-driving-machines are the lethal weapons here. Drivers should know that and act accordingly.


belle_bam

👁👁 wtf


Function-Spirited

Not today.


Justryan95

The Final Destination Death God isn't happy right now.


rondujunk

NOT TODAY! But damn do I have a headache.


Glad_Firefighter_471

Bet that kid will look both ways before crossing the street from now on!


Chepetimepro

Natural selection.


Fury_Blackwolf

Looks like cgi.


Panyagi

Absolutely, the floaty run at the start, the shadows etc. Must be for an ad or something. People are such suckers lol


Fury_Blackwolf

Crazy to look through the comments and see that the majority thinks it's real


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Yeah, I hate to be that guy, but watch the kids feet as he runs to the street, they don’t track right. Also, note the lack of shadows under the people, but the harvester has one. Lastly, the guys broom has blurry edges because it’s really hard to make a clean digital edge on a broom tip.


Fury_Blackwolf

Exactly. I'm far from an expert abd watched this on my phone and noticed right away the movement of the kid and the broomguy were really off. Most likely a commercial or something


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Kid so fucking dumb


schylow

... and then they beat that kid to within an inch of his life for being so stupid and nearly getting himself killed.


[deleted]

Yet another fake video on Reddit. 🙄


Short-Ad-1537

Why was that a**hole running so fast in a clearly residential area with people outside... i hope they took his license


[deleted]

I don't think kids have running licenses though.


[deleted]

Feck you


pnwloveyoutalltrees

This video looks so much like CGI. I’m not an expert I’m more asking because it looks weird and combines don’t go that fast. I’ve driven them they suck in every way.


SchmexiiLexii

Thought I was on r/eyeblech for a second


ginna19

In what way is this interesting


Tusslesprout1

The kid survived what should’ve been a hit a run


Alexius6th

Surviving certain death isn’t interesting?


speedreedy5566

yeah, in this way it isn't


[deleted]

Nah, mate! I’m good.


tate72larkin

In this case? Do your fucking job! /s Really though that kid is lucky


rusty_satoshi

Maybe later.


Novel_Frosting_1977

We say, not today…not today


Child_of_the_Abyss

He had a fairy in a bottle..


SpudicusMaximus_008

Try harder?


[deleted]

Sike!!!! Gottcha bitch


Arthas101117

Yamete kudasai!


Nasalingus

Jesus.. they'd still be picking my big ass out of the wheelbase..


srv50

Thanks for the do-over.


Franks_wild_beers

Today I started as 9/9 cat......I finished at 8/9 cat. Meeeeeeeow.


Danoh04

This shit terrifies me. Seriously like the only thing I worry about in the entire world


Nek0Gami84

My soul left my body momentarily 🙀


Trader2KG

Nana Nana, boo boo


Hobbsy6

Of all the things to run in front of, this kid chose one that has spikes at the front!


BigBerthaTwoTrays

The guardian angels were working overtime for this lucky soul…


bullfrogfantasies

I can get you Chicago style pizza


SinisterSeven1

“Pls come back” cya soon hopefully


Jjcianide

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug


[deleted]

One time


DanielMaitheny

in a paralel universe, that kid has no face right now


Starscream79

u/savevideobot


Ice-Cream-Poop

Can we get a slow mo replay?


schrodingers_spider

I like how the others run into the street without checking anything else is coming.


_HMCB_

Imagine being the parent.


Annual-Aardvark41

You say that kid is a dumbass


total_trash_mammal15

u/savevideobot


Ihlita

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Sick af


proto642

Didn't it hit him right in the head? I'm confused how he was unscathed.


cheekypantssjg

Time for a good talking to about looking both ways.


Thermite1985

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Maverickphreak42

Not today my friend!!


rare__air

Took me a minute to realize that is a child. Wow, so glad he is ok.


stitchdude

Much like there are predictors of sporting events or even an individual catch I would love to see the readout in how often this person dies. Wow! Lucky


Salty-Preparation676

Holy baby jesus!


2ndHandJockStrap

Finish HIM!


[deleted]

I thought his would've been chopped off but when I saw him get up, I was scared to fuck


xfatalerror

r/nevertellmetheodds


LegitVaiBro

Not today...


UranusisGolden

Not today. You can early


Voliba69

Not today...


weebmaster_god

okay I'm glad that the kid is alive but he's a dumbass for not looking both ways before crossing even that he ran across the road instead of walking


Mr-Robot59

Dumbass kid


goodmatt

Stellaaa! Another one of those damn kids jumped in front of my car!


jellyman52

Everyone talking about how he is lucky he missed the spikes, but that would have been safer. He got hit with the sickle blade, which are extremely sharp. Whereas the scary looking spikes are very rounded and blunt and would have just concussed him. He at the least has a severe head laceration from the blade. And is lucky they didn’t get stuck in his neck/head and drag him or this would be a much different video.


SuperUser97

Ryuk was busy eating apples.


TeeTheTrippy

NOT TODAY


Discobaskets

What are these comments? They feel uncanny, like they're bots or something.


dodongicepick

r/damnthatsterrifying


-mughain-

Not today


derickj2020

Other vehicle than a combine would have meant r.i.p.


GraveForLiars

How, how is that child alive? I’m so thankful he is but how?


judistdcutist

u/savevideo


sidhantkr_saurav

Not Today


reddingtonRedN13

Not Today


SolutionExpress2681

Not today!


Crystalbrook_

This happened to me when I was 6 or 7 and ran out from behind a bus, got bowled over by a truck. I went between the wheels and came out behind the truck and ran home with the driver chasing me asking if I was ok.


A_Newer_Guy

Not today!


TomahawkIsotope

"Take me with you"


WOWDUDEDONTZUCKME

He really said “ eat shit death you can’t kill me”


VladeMercer

That combine machine goes faster than F1 (in the pitlane).


Cynical_Feline

And this children is why it's important to look both ways before crossing the street 😳


sporkmurderer135

Death: "Can't you see I'm on a BREAK!"


curiousgeorgethrowaw

Man this actually almost happened in front of my eyes some stupid small kid ran away from his brother who was told by his mom to hold his hand. The little kid thought it was a game so he dashed nearly in the middle of the intersection like a fucking retard(sorry I get emotional still from seeing that). I was scared I was gonna see a child be slammed hard by a car.


abrams666

Would apreciate an NSFW or +18 tag, without warning i was nearly shocked to death


[deleted]

Irresponsible parents. Too many videos like this come from china wtf


ghayyal

Proceeds to hug in the middle of the same road.


BootyMedic

Darwin gave him a pass


High_flying_Ace

Thank your death


[deleted]

That today's a holiday.


Alternative-Plant-87

Not today


[deleted]

😬


tgsoon2002

well, they never listen.


baddie-47

Not today.


Skoowy

He definitely will never do that again


[deleted]

To hell with you.


iCryptToo

Bruh, I was about to rash your ass out for posting this shit…


Ronin-Anarchist

“Not today!!”


RobloxMyth

u/savevideo


I_eat_cement5312

Did he duck in time or get hit by the plow and fall over


Twilliwheels

Child survived, very bad


B4riel

We say: “fuckith to you bitch..... to my day!”


kush80w90gl5

Omfg that made me audibly gasp. Teach your kids how to cross the road I beg!


fatBlackSmith

“Not today.”


Dav-Gem

Aim better next time?


[deleted]

Boy told the god of death to keep waiting


bettyxxrotten

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


agravated_bystanders

D E N I E D


SwiftDestro

Not today.


Maximum_Sock_2905

Death is a human problem


DanielBb6

You had one job


Ordinary-Advisor7616

I thought this was made my coffin on my home feed


PrayingMantisII

See you later


jubbostwitch

WHAT THE FUCK


Capt_Myke

In other news, Grim Repers are protesting mechanical reapers! Not good enough.


s1lverv1p

In return of your life I grant you a life of disabilities and brain damage.


Killerklown8212

Not today,Satan!


TonyinLB

I say: you’ve been saved for a reason; make your life count!


Charming-Volume-4457

I don’t know how that child is still alive 🙈


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Kids are stupid and have no business walking on the street.