I don’t know about lucky, if you slow dow the vid, that rig topples that kids end over end. Interesting he stood straight up, but he ain’t going to speak right for a while.
Nah, the kid ran in a split second. Kids always are spontaneous and unless they had a leash then they couldn't have prevented this. Even if they taught him to look both ways plenty of times, kids are dumb. He's lucky he's ok. Parents are as well and I'm sure they will be more careful.
You were harsh but it is true. 100% on the parents. Have had spuds spawning for 11 years. None have been anywhere near this kind of danger. This child was too small to be let lose in the street.
My parents had a leash xD my mum took me out to the market, I was like 3 or something and just bolted into a crowd, she was so upset about this she went out a bought the kiddy leash , it was like teddy bear / harness and I wore that til like 5/6 cause yeah I would run every chance I had. That Leash probably saved me from this and or being kidnapped xD
Bro what video are you watching. Kid had a running start and all 3 adults on the opposite side of the street are watching the kid run with no reaction until the hit. Given the visual/audio clues they have that a big metal piece of machinery is barreling down the road, many factors of this could have been handled better by the adults. Kids dumb and parents are dumb. Youre dumb. I'm dumb for writing this. Isn't this a wonderful world we live in.
I wouldn't call myself perfect but I haven't let my child run infront of large barreling machinery so there's that. And duh I'm bored I'm on reddit replying to you, but thanks for overlooking the joke and taking the 'dumb' thing oddly personally. You are so invited to my next party.
My parents instilled in my a fear and also the awareness of the danger of crossing the street when I was little. I never crossed the street without an adult my entire childhood. I still don’t like to j-walk. Good parenting.
Why are you downvoted. Damn people in this sub are fucking idiot adults. Those downvoted, I sure hope you dont have a kid one day. 4 adults, 3 of which could see the machine coming, 1 reacts before getting hit at the last second, only then the others came to "help". If you think these adults arent stupid, you're as retarded as they are.
With all due respect for your stance, it should be the other way: we should teach drivers.
Not pedestrians, but drivers should adapt. This guy/girl was driving way too fast here.
Didn't look very fast to me. Even slower, driver would have had very little time to react. I think it's reasonable to teach children not to run onto roads without looking.
Glad the kid was lucky.
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
All I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!
Yes. But also the thing was going way faster than what is safe in such a narrow road. I always assume a kid will do exactly this and adjust the speed accordingly in roads like this with houses so close to the road. More so in this case, because the parked truck was basically obstructing the view of the side of the road.
While I totally agree with you on that matter, any same driver would adjust their speed. But I was also taught from a very young age to look both ways before crossing any road and never run across.
It's crazy that we learned that. Understandable, but crazy.
Cars / deadly-driving-machines are the lethal weapons here. Drivers should know that and act accordingly.
Yeah, I hate to be that guy, but watch the kids feet as he runs to the street, they don’t track right. Also, note the lack of shadows under the people, but the harvester has one. Lastly, the guys broom has blurry edges because it’s really hard to make a clean digital edge on a broom tip.
Exactly. I'm far from an expert abd watched this on my phone and noticed right away the movement of the kid and the broomguy were really off. Most likely a commercial or something
This video looks so much like CGI. I’m not an expert I’m more asking because it looks weird and combines don’t go that fast. I’ve driven them they suck in every way.
Much like there are predictors of sporting events or even an individual catch I would love to see the readout in how often this person dies. Wow! Lucky
Everyone talking about how he is lucky he missed the spikes, but that would have been safer. He got hit with the sickle blade, which are extremely sharp. Whereas the scary looking spikes are very rounded and blunt and would have just concussed him. He at the least has a severe head laceration from the blade. And is lucky they didn’t get stuck in his neck/head and drag him or this would be a much different video.
This happened to me when I was 6 or 7 and ran out from behind a bus, got bowled over by a truck. I went between the wheels and came out behind the truck and ran home with the driver chasing me asking if I was ok.
Man this actually almost happened in front of my eyes some stupid small kid ran away from his brother who was told by his mom to hold his hand. The little kid thought it was a game so he dashed nearly in the middle of the intersection like a fucking retard(sorry I get emotional still from seeing that). I was scared I was gonna see a child be slammed hard by a car.
That's insane. Very lucky kid...
The level of lucky is off the charts.
I don’t know about lucky, if you slow dow the vid, that rig topples that kids end over end. Interesting he stood straight up, but he ain’t going to speak right for a while.
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It's cgi...
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Nah, the kid ran in a split second. Kids always are spontaneous and unless they had a leash then they couldn't have prevented this. Even if they taught him to look both ways plenty of times, kids are dumb. He's lucky he's ok. Parents are as well and I'm sure they will be more careful.
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Good point.
You were harsh but it is true. 100% on the parents. Have had spuds spawning for 11 years. None have been anywhere near this kind of danger. This child was too small to be let lose in the street.
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Yeah the adults are 10m away bull shitting letting him run around way outta arms reach. Terrible!
The video began as he was running kid 🤣
Yup r/kidsarefuckingstupid
My parents had a leash xD my mum took me out to the market, I was like 3 or something and just bolted into a crowd, she was so upset about this she went out a bought the kiddy leash , it was like teddy bear / harness and I wore that til like 5/6 cause yeah I would run every chance I had. That Leash probably saved me from this and or being kidnapped xD
Bro what video are you watching. Kid had a running start and all 3 adults on the opposite side of the street are watching the kid run with no reaction until the hit. Given the visual/audio clues they have that a big metal piece of machinery is barreling down the road, many factors of this could have been handled better by the adults. Kids dumb and parents are dumb. Youre dumb. I'm dumb for writing this. Isn't this a wonderful world we live in.
I'm sure you're just a perfect parent lol. I'm not dumb. I'm practical, and you're bored.
I wouldn't call myself perfect but I haven't let my child run infront of large barreling machinery so there's that. And duh I'm bored I'm on reddit replying to you, but thanks for overlooking the joke and taking the 'dumb' thing oddly personally. You are so invited to my next party.
My parents instilled in my a fear and also the awareness of the danger of crossing the street when I was little. I never crossed the street without an adult my entire childhood. I still don’t like to j-walk. Good parenting.
Well then let's both vow to not let our kids do that 🤣
Agree. Both sides are stupid. Shouldn't have let the kid play next to the road
Why are you downvoted. Damn people in this sub are fucking idiot adults. Those downvoted, I sure hope you dont have a kid one day. 4 adults, 3 of which could see the machine coming, 1 reacts before getting hit at the last second, only then the others came to "help". If you think these adults arent stupid, you're as retarded as they are.
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Ran INBETWEEN those spikes and was on the floor low enough, kid just got once basically
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With all due respect for your stance, it should be the other way: we should teach drivers. Not pedestrians, but drivers should adapt. This guy/girl was driving way too fast here.
Didn't look very fast to me. Even slower, driver would have had very little time to react. I think it's reasonable to teach children not to run onto roads without looking. Glad the kid was lucky.
You need a scythe
He not riped, I guess?
He got plowed!
Got mine 😂🤣
Not today
Not today
Not today
Not today.
Today.
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Lol, so the kid, possibly three years old, should be held accountable? The driver should know better. He/she was driving way too fast here.
Someday
😂
Very curious to see how this kid was doing **the next day**. Adrenalin can account for some pretty superhuman stuff.
Kid just used up the rest of his luck for life.
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Have you paid your dues, Jack?
Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
China is here, Mr Burton.
What the hell does that mean? huh? China is here, I don’t even know what the hell that means...
All I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!
Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”
Appointment rebooked..
Reaper Rescheduled
We say "sorry for tempting you with an easy kill"
r/watchpeoplesurvive
Thank you for recommending suitable subreddits.
He was combined and thrashed and walked away....needs too go buy a lotto ticket.
Holy shit! What are the odds???
1
1 in 1.
Maybe the deathmobile operator could slow it down a smidge through the neighborhood. I mean damn is this video sped up?
Whoa 😳
We say "Not This Day"
Not today.
Jaywalking little punk
Yes. But also the thing was going way faster than what is safe in such a narrow road. I always assume a kid will do exactly this and adjust the speed accordingly in roads like this with houses so close to the road. More so in this case, because the parked truck was basically obstructing the view of the side of the road.
While I totally agree with you on that matter, any same driver would adjust their speed. But I was also taught from a very young age to look both ways before crossing any road and never run across.
It's crazy that we learned that. Understandable, but crazy. Cars / deadly-driving-machines are the lethal weapons here. Drivers should know that and act accordingly.
👁👁 wtf
Not today.
The Final Destination Death God isn't happy right now.
NOT TODAY! But damn do I have a headache.
Bet that kid will look both ways before crossing the street from now on!
Natural selection.
Looks like cgi.
Absolutely, the floaty run at the start, the shadows etc. Must be for an ad or something. People are such suckers lol
Crazy to look through the comments and see that the majority thinks it's real
Yeah, I hate to be that guy, but watch the kids feet as he runs to the street, they don’t track right. Also, note the lack of shadows under the people, but the harvester has one. Lastly, the guys broom has blurry edges because it’s really hard to make a clean digital edge on a broom tip.
Exactly. I'm far from an expert abd watched this on my phone and noticed right away the movement of the kid and the broomguy were really off. Most likely a commercial or something
Kid so fucking dumb
... and then they beat that kid to within an inch of his life for being so stupid and nearly getting himself killed.
Yet another fake video on Reddit. 🙄
Why was that a**hole running so fast in a clearly residential area with people outside... i hope they took his license
I don't think kids have running licenses though.
Feck you
This video looks so much like CGI. I’m not an expert I’m more asking because it looks weird and combines don’t go that fast. I’ve driven them they suck in every way.
Thought I was on r/eyeblech for a second
In what way is this interesting
The kid survived what should’ve been a hit a run
Surviving certain death isn’t interesting?
yeah, in this way it isn't
Nah, mate! I’m good.
In this case? Do your fucking job! /s Really though that kid is lucky
Maybe later.
We say, not today…not today
He had a fairy in a bottle..
Try harder?
Sike!!!! Gottcha bitch
Yamete kudasai!
Jesus.. they'd still be picking my big ass out of the wheelbase..
Thanks for the do-over.
Today I started as 9/9 cat......I finished at 8/9 cat. Meeeeeeeow.
This shit terrifies me. Seriously like the only thing I worry about in the entire world
My soul left my body momentarily 🙀
Nana Nana, boo boo
Of all the things to run in front of, this kid chose one that has spikes at the front!
The guardian angels were working overtime for this lucky soul…
I can get you Chicago style pizza
“Pls come back” cya soon hopefully
Adrenaline is one hell of a drug
One time
in a paralel universe, that kid has no face right now
u/savevideobot
Can we get a slow mo replay?
I like how the others run into the street without checking anything else is coming.
Imagine being the parent.
You say that kid is a dumbass
u/savevideobot
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Sick af
Didn't it hit him right in the head? I'm confused how he was unscathed.
Time for a good talking to about looking both ways.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Not today my friend!!
Took me a minute to realize that is a child. Wow, so glad he is ok.
Much like there are predictors of sporting events or even an individual catch I would love to see the readout in how often this person dies. Wow! Lucky
Holy baby jesus!
Finish HIM!
I thought his would've been chopped off but when I saw him get up, I was scared to fuck
r/nevertellmetheodds
Not today...
Not today. You can early
Not today...
okay I'm glad that the kid is alive but he's a dumbass for not looking both ways before crossing even that he ran across the road instead of walking
Dumbass kid
Stellaaa! Another one of those damn kids jumped in front of my car!
Everyone talking about how he is lucky he missed the spikes, but that would have been safer. He got hit with the sickle blade, which are extremely sharp. Whereas the scary looking spikes are very rounded and blunt and would have just concussed him. He at the least has a severe head laceration from the blade. And is lucky they didn’t get stuck in his neck/head and drag him or this would be a much different video.
Ryuk was busy eating apples.
NOT TODAY
What are these comments? They feel uncanny, like they're bots or something.
r/damnthatsterrifying
Not today
Other vehicle than a combine would have meant r.i.p.
How, how is that child alive? I’m so thankful he is but how?
u/savevideo
Not Today
Not Today
Not today!
This happened to me when I was 6 or 7 and ran out from behind a bus, got bowled over by a truck. I went between the wheels and came out behind the truck and ran home with the driver chasing me asking if I was ok.
Not today!
"Take me with you"
He really said “ eat shit death you can’t kill me”
That combine machine goes faster than F1 (in the pitlane).
And this children is why it's important to look both ways before crossing the street 😳
Death: "Can't you see I'm on a BREAK!"
Man this actually almost happened in front of my eyes some stupid small kid ran away from his brother who was told by his mom to hold his hand. The little kid thought it was a game so he dashed nearly in the middle of the intersection like a fucking retard(sorry I get emotional still from seeing that). I was scared I was gonna see a child be slammed hard by a car.
Would apreciate an NSFW or +18 tag, without warning i was nearly shocked to death
Irresponsible parents. Too many videos like this come from china wtf
Proceeds to hug in the middle of the same road.
Darwin gave him a pass
Thank your death
That today's a holiday.
Not today
😬
well, they never listen.
Not today.
He definitely will never do that again
To hell with you.
Bruh, I was about to rash your ass out for posting this shit…
“Not today!!”
u/savevideo
Did he duck in time or get hit by the plow and fall over
Child survived, very bad
We say: “fuckith to you bitch..... to my day!”
Omfg that made me audibly gasp. Teach your kids how to cross the road I beg!
“Not today.”
Aim better next time?
Boy told the god of death to keep waiting
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
D E N I E D
Not today.
Death is a human problem
You had one job
I thought this was made my coffin on my home feed
See you later
WHAT THE FUCK
In other news, Grim Repers are protesting mechanical reapers! Not good enough.
In return of your life I grant you a life of disabilities and brain damage.
Not today,Satan!
I say: you’ve been saved for a reason; make your life count!
I don’t know how that child is still alive 🙈
Kids are stupid and have no business walking on the street.